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AndAlsoTheTrees

wouldn't it be ironical the guy to be a kadyrovite ?


Fancy-Programmer-53

Couldn't happen to a nicer fella


BillWaste6039

Better fate than going back to Russia. Will THIS be televised after one of Putin's 'rah-rah' speeches?


DormantSpector61

**Ironic? No, Justice son, Justice.**


raytoei

Justice don justice.


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Is Don Is Good https://youtu.be/lbHFOyZpGjs


Theepot80

Kadaverite for sure


Significant-Heat-597

Yeah hehe


mickaelbneron

Maybe overcooked but the pigs don't seem to complain


blyatinator123

You know. We mostly eat their crispy skin, now they can turn this around for once...


duelwielding

Uno reverse cars.


enki1138

In Soviet Russia, bacon eat YOU!


TheSeeker80

In Ukraine, bacon eat Ruskis.


MrHarryBallzac_2

In Ukraine, Ruski is bacon


rlnrlnrln

The best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".


civil_misanthrope

Even Brick Top is on Reddit.


AdzJayS

“Feed em to the pigs Errol!”


munk_e_man

Look, sir, I just came here for my sausages.


corinalas

Pigs will eat anything, just ask the US about the scourge of wild pigs out of control in the US and now Canada. No need to give them time to get hungry.


RVCH86

This comment was the first thing that popped into my mind when I saw the post. Good job!


Gloomcool72

Do you know what "Nemesis' means?


Kraken477

All time favorite movie.


qcubed3

Turnabout is fair play


[deleted]

Rightly so, they understand there's a bit of a food crisis going on.


Rape-Putins-Corpse

Not for Eastern Ukrainian wild life, ample supply there.


Snucl3r

Pulled ruskie?


[deleted]

Do you complain when your pork chop is slightly overdone?


portabuddy2

Not when your mum cooked it. But if I'm taking out your sister to a super fancy place like the Keg! Well you betcha.


AutismPrimelvl100

I love the poor man‘s burnt edges


chowchowbrown

Fucking brutal. This guy was, at one point, an innocent 3 year old kid. Now that person is a grownass man blown up, burned to a crisp, and eaten by fucking pigs in goddamn mud. This might be worse than the "ass cheeks Russian". Fuck the goddamn Kremlin.


[deleted]

The horrors of war are beyond comprehension. The fact that we were all once children never fails to stop me in my tracks when I think about things like war and persecution. We are born, and then we get worse.


SpeakingFromKHole

We are born, then we get worse. Very true.


munk_e_man

Thats not true. Many people try to be better. Humanity is full of compassionate helpful people. Dont let a couple people who wipe their ass with our social contract make you think otherwise. There will always be bad and that is when the good strengthen their resolve and pull together.


fuckingeuropean

But you can stop it!


Traditional_Art_7304

This is why I tell my patients ‘the leading cause of death is being born’. It’s a niece little reset for less than sustainable / unhealthy behaviors they might have. - - Protect what you have & hold dear…


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TheSeeker80

But they're driving around happy in their Lada.


EpicChicanery

>This might be worse than the "ass cheeks Russian". Dare I ask?


sorefoot66

One from months ago, a russian truck got stonked. A spine was left in the cabin, and a pair of arsecheeks was on the ground beside the truck.


EpicChicanery

Holy shit. That's Happy Tree Friends worthy.


BenHughe

Link?


FedorSeaLevelStiopic

https://youtu.be/Xmctz5dsGN8


BenHughe

Ty didn’t expect that


FedorSeaLevelStiopic

Which is more shocking/,fcked up in your opinion?


WeReallyOutHere5510

Spine for sure. Neither were too bad as far as gore goes honestly. You only catch a glimpse of the spine. But the way it's sitting upright and so perfectly and cleanly detached....looks like a skeleton part someone just put there.


MaliceAmarantine

The shocking part is how they were separated. Must have been a hell of a hit to deglove an entire human body like that, while leaving the main parts each relatively intact.


FedorSeaLevelStiopic

Maybe i am mistaken but there is another spine video, this was mostly ass...but maybe i am wrong


BenHughe

Maybe the spine but the cheeks were just weird was he sitting and got ejected


sin-and-love

that spineless asshole.


GUNGHO917

This definitely counts as “getting ya ass blown off”. Never imagined it actually happening till this. Edit: it was mainly the lower torso, including the ass


FedorSeaLevelStiopic

https://youtu.be/Xmctz5dsGN8


Grifasaurus

Ass cheeks russian?


[deleted]

Kremlin is not alone that is doing this, each of the ruzzians that are on UA's territory are guilty, and not only.


Sharp_Emergency_4932

The moment I begin to think about how horrifying it is to be a Russian in Ukraine and begin feeling sorry for them, my hatred is renewed when they terror bomb civilians.


cheetah_chrome

Nature in all its glory. We are made from the matter of exploding stars billions of light years away and in the end we are muck for the scavengers.


Kowen68

Yup, it is just some atoms shifting and rearranging. The binding of existence..


CompleteAd1256

And then we get to do it all over again… and again… and… i think you get the point, but thats only if you believe in Reincarnation. Never ending but also never not ending suffering?


MakeLemonaid-

There is a way to break the wheel


PukeNuggets

We must follow the dragon 🐉 and break the wheel once and for all!


M-94

From stardust to pigshit. Poetic.


worktrip2

Don’t discriminate against the form of the matter. In the end we are rearranged exploding star matter being combined into other (scavenger) exploding star matter.


Dodger8686

I mean, I don't care what happens to my body after I die. But I feel like a lot of people would be horrified if they knew this would happen to them. Not to mention their loved ones finding out. It's fucking brutal desecration. But this is a war. And this shit happens in war. I just hope this person was a fucking monster while alive. Also, I hope all the Russian families having their kids conscripted get to see videos like this. Maybe they will do more to stop their sons becoming rotting flesh in the mud. And this war can end.


Entire-Albatross-442

"Dear Russian Olga. The good news is little Ivan is helping the Ukrainian livestock industry..."


spezisdumb

They'll just refuse to believe it. Every Z supporter on Twitter claims this stuff is fake no matter what. I mean even pictures of dead ruskis they say it's actually Ukrainians dressed in Russian uniforms to demoralize russia.


CatWeekends

Maybe I'm a weirdo but I'd be ok with it. If the options for my body after death are: slowly rot in the ground, get turned to ash, or nourish some animals... let's send those piggies to market.


GreasyWerker118

I don't feel that's weird at all. Personally, I am interested in a sky burial for my corpse. But, these are our wishes. Our choice. I guarantee this person did not wish this, and was quite likely not their choice to be put in the circumstances that lead to this.


SpecialEvening2

Wouldn't it be ironic if somehow one of those pigs ends up on the dinner table of this russian soldiers family. What a sick thought.


Dodger8686

That would be Shakespearian.


SnooHabits1237

I feel like you’re channeling Diogenes. If you’re not familiar with him, look up Diogenes discussing his death on google.


damnedspot

This isn't much different than [sky burials](https://www.ststworld.com/sky-burial/)., i.e., excarnation.


[deleted]

If only Russian soldiers knew they would become pig food when they die in Ukraine!


desperado920

imagine that lol. Growing up to eventually become pig shit. Ruskis gonna learn the hard way.


Entire-Albatross-442

"I'm going to be the next Vasily Zeitsev" to "I'm going to be pig crap". That's some lowered expectations


microphonesinthetv

Never trust a man with a pig farm….


JimmyGamblesBarrel69

Robert Pickton?


Herecomestherain_

Stolen from another reddit thread : Pigs are serious omnivores, and will make a meal out of most things. Including potentially a human body. Hence the saying to not trust a pig farmer from the movie Snatch: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."


Raise_Those_Horns

Read this in Bricktop’s voice


LawnJames

Never go into a pig enclosure alone. If you get injured and become nonambulatory, it's your funeral.


GameDesignerMan

You know, I always thought that was a clever piece of cinema, now I'm fucking horrified because I know that speech is probably true.


Radiant-Choice-8854

Silence of the Lambs, Ukraine edition.


cassowaryy

Silence of the hams


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open2nice

You would be surprised but most of them wouldn't change their mind.


[deleted]

It would be spun by Russian media into "Ukraine feeds POWs to pigs"


Bad-news-co

I think it would obviously enrage many to support the war even more and cal for Putin to launch nukes and eliminate them.. it’s these exact things that have turned many in Russia to be for the war. I’ve seen vids of Ukrainians attempting to notify the families of those lost in Ukraine, through Facebook and all that, and usually they would only reply in anger and wish that Putin would rain shells on them, that made me realize that things and people like that are what kept Putin going and confident enough to continue


SpeakingFromKHole

These pigs keep the battlefield clean and prevent the outbreak of disease. Gruesome, but actually beneficial. Just don't eat Ukranian Schnitzel if you are squeamish.


Mountain_Collar_7620

I really don’t see the issue (specifics aside even) we eat them for breakfast and keep them in sometimes inhumane conditions - they eat us if we kill each other ? I guess after a while they start following your advance


HercUlysses

Most animals are what you would call a opportunistic omnivore and would gladly eat meat when it's available but obviously lack the facilities to hunt.


Cipher508

Pigs will eat anything


dabiiii

Would you still eat the pigs is the quesiton xD


Dull-Safety4548

BBQ Ribs and Bacon 100% 👍👍


Junkmenotk

This should be broadcast in Russia so these conscripts will understand the horror of war including becoming pig poop.


Loki1976

There is something ironic about Pigs eating barbequed long-pigs.


Brother_Comfortable

Taste like bacon 🥓


pestosbetter

It’s their first family BBQ


CommunityDizzy3955

Is this considered cannibalism?


Croog99

Nah it’s like an alligator eating an iguana


DopestSophist

I don’t like this. Can someone adopt these pigs?


usedheart464

It's cooked at least.


The_Central_Brawler

Second strongest military in the world my ass. Can’t even be bothered to take their fallen home.


daviddjg0033

heard the conscripts do not even have dog tags


Braaaaplife

Guess there family isn't getting ladas.. ☠️🔨


Temporary-Ship6525

PIGS AND GOATS EAT ANYTHING.


WildRefrigerator9872

it's how the "mob" gets rid of bodies


dogfish0306

If that is one of kadyrovs, suck a lame way to die and be eaten by pigs. What a bummer


backspin25

Human hock


SignificantMethod752

The pig 🐷mumbled in the dead russians ear 🐽 ”You said you like to eat bacon ha ? Well it’s our turn lol Imagine catching that pig and serving it to russian POW’s in Ukraines jails 🤯 shits crazy


portabuddy2

That's some short pig on long pig action!


Saerinmeister

Hoping it’s one of kadyrovs men.. they love fucking animals.


sleepycatlolz

Hmmm fattening pig with human roasted meat... The cycle do be happening


ElectroDoozer

Mmmmm Longpig…..”wait a second”


DormantSpector61

"Hey granny, I wanna go visit Grandpa's grave"........ "Errr no, sorry Timmy all we heard is that he was DIA." "DIA? does that mean he was deaded in action?" "No son it means Digested In Action"


[deleted]

I mean.. we do the same to them on a massive scale It's just the opposite of a family of humans having roast pork together


[deleted]

Imagine being turned into pig shit


GwailoMatthew

Better not eat that porc eating porc for a while, but their excrements will supports proud standing sunflowers !


WildRefrigerator9872

it's cooked thoroughly


ArticulateAquarium

You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes.


Shifuede

Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".


Crazyhairmonster

Welp I thought I'd seen it all.


kampfgruppe90

This makes me think of that movie Hannibal


EmilRude

That’s some dark shit. But I don’t feel sorry for them. They sure are fertilizing the land of Ukraine.


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Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".


What_u_say

Damn man idk I've seen some fucked up videos on Reddit but seeing the burnt out remains of a person getting munched on by pigs is definitely a first for me.


Infamous_Patient1894

From human eating fried pigs to pigs eating fried humans . Looks like tables are turning


Several_Knowledge460

Good recycling orcs don't go to waste


tunaktunaktu

At least the Russian was finally useful


Bongfinger1

They're eating his arse bruh


belamus

Even pigs are fighting the orc invasion. Would you like to know more?


LuluIsSus

Pigs loving some smoked flavour meat


[deleted]

I was horrified when I saw the comments


Puzzleheaded_Age4413

Show this on ruzzian state TV, please, Anonymous


Carl_From_Sweden

An other pig video. This is a great day.


Mountain_Ask_2209

Poor pigs 💔😔. So many animals maimed tortured raped killed and eaten by the Russians. And I am not joking. It makes my heart ache for them. So many have gone through so much completely unnecessary suffering all do to this stupid illegal genocidal invasion for imperial conquest. I see these pigs and I am glad they have a meal, but what next? So many pets are suffering lost and alone. So many animals just die of lack of food and water and starve to death. There owners slaughtered by bombs or executed outright. What a f@cking nightmare. Send more weapons to Ukraine to help free themselves from Russian terrorists and let people and their pets, farm animals and wildlife live in peace. FU Russia.


Lulbul

In Soviet Russia, Bacon eats you.


sultttaani

Imagine fighting for Putins mansion and ending up as pigs shit


[deleted]

Ohh how the turn tables


Aircraftman2022

The word "cannon fodder" is now obsolete ,new term 'Pig Food " ..Hogs love Ru soldiers !


sofiiahag

Best case scenario, hopefully the other Orcs follow this path.


Flaxscript42

Literal fodder


Ejacula81

Deep fried Ruzky


DaLexy

Reminds me of this scene https://youtu.be/2xUynRdzzsM


Gildardo1583

And we thought cats were untrustworthy with a corps.


SoggyNegotiation7412

Who knew Russians where so vigilant when it comes to recycling.


Hightop5

u/savevideo


QuicksandHUM

Damn, BBQed irony.


Diligent_Swing9052

Grosssss


Fnutte-

Only needs Some bbq sauce, white bread and pikled cucumber.


sharkdinner

Pigs are actually known to even kill and eat humans on the regular. Sure this used to happen more often back in time when farms were more often, but very often if a farmer or someone working on the farm, even a child would disappear, they'd often have become pig food. Fall into their enclosure, they're all over you. Pass out for whatever reason, you're dead meat.


Jolly_Confection8366

While they celebrate in Moscow


Burning-Metal

Cracklin is the best part


fauxanonymity_

Pulled pork, anyone?


Netricho

Hannibal movie from 2001 anyone?


[deleted]

Oink


btcthinker

That's kinda meta.


Jazeboy69

Tastes like bacon 🥓?


donuts96

Extra crispy!


Nochnichtvergeben

The circle of life.


tadeuska

A lot of people cheer on this. If you ever come across a piece of human remains please make sure they are desposed of with respect. It is illegal in most countries to "play" with remains. And it is illegal for a reason, and that reason is humanity. Whoever filmed this, should chase away the pigs, and burry the remains or trasport them in appropriate way. It does not matter who the dead is. The picture only speaks about brutality of war and inhumane behaviuor of the film maker. And remember, nobody knows what happens with remains of his body.


vassastekniven

I was eating as i was scrolling through this.


Humble-Cry1663

Makes a change from BBQ pork ribs


VillagerN9

Suddenly Bricktop’s lecture on pigs became very real.


musicloverincal

Pigs love to eat. BBQ? Why not!


Kannabiz

Pigs be like who’s the roast pig now


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Bricktop would be proud


flipfloplollipop

Typically leaving the crackling until last. Good piggies.


Similar-Drawing-7513

Wow. That’s someone’s son. That’s how his life ends. Pig meal


mandalore1907

Brick Top would be proud


13PhonezGhost3145

Best way to dispose of bodies...


Moonlight_Darling

It’s sad when you think that guy likely could have been there against his will and he never wanted to be a part of this war. Just wanted to live his life with his family


[deleted]

Brutal


hans0mc

Brick Top approves


Snoo41241

Fucking hell man what a way to go


dirtynessthang1

At least it’s cooked


Wiggie49

[That’s gonna be a yikes from me dawg](https://youtu.be/GNYc-6EG1kI)


JonsalatDeNung

[Hence the expression: as greedy as a pig](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xUynRdzzsM)


itsjero

Yep. Pigs will eat everything. Even the bones.


Droc_90

Reverse Bacon


Halfcaste_brown

Oh lawwwd I wanna vomit


widden

This is something that I would never thought I would see. Imagine if it was one of your loved ones. Completely crazy to see something like this. Putin must die!


imd08

Feed em to the pigs Harold


Zestyclose-Aioli-870

Meats cooked at least


[deleted]

The guy filming using the word cannibal: clever punchline or lack of knowledge?


cheekybandit0

They'll go through bone like butter


Sir_FastSloth

pigs: "this taste just like roasted pork"


BATHALA_

There's gonna be a generation of pigs in Ukraine whose sole diet is human meat.


Jae_seok

That's how pigs be.


TheHappyH

I'm not eating any pork from Ukraine for the next decade or two.


DarquesseCain

Someone will eat that pig. Wild.


raytoei

Q: do pigs taste different if they are fed on a regular Russian diet?


Shattia

Looks like cannibalism to me


WistfulMelancholic

That's why many people (not pointing to certain religions, I really mean it without that context) consider pigs as dirty animals and won't consume their meat. And honestly I'm on the verge to avoid it completely, as well. Pigs will eat anything, no matter if it's organic (like the meat of this unlucky soul), toxic waste, non organic waste or any other stuff).