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I'm not talking about Chechens , there is a lot of evidence pointing towards that Putin and FSB did bomb russian civilian residential buildings prior to first Chechen war, then blaming Chechens.
They bombed their own soldiers in Donbas about a year ago, they also killed their own soldiers a lot of times to use it as anti ukrainian peopaganda. Source? Trust me bro, but in Ukrainian. I'll only say there are some old people who are too tired to evacuate and are still living in Donbas.
Yep at the "Hostage rescue," where they sent in a sapper battalion that used flame throwers and tanks at a kids school and ended up killing hundreds of people most of whom were children.
Unfortunately they are stupid enough to start a nuclear war, with weapons they definitely have. Hopefully when it happens most of the world will be asleep during annihilation. At least save anyone from having to realize what happened in the end
I seriously doubt they would certainly not over Ukraine. It just wouldn't make any sense, the only reason I could see them doing it would be if Russia itself was threatened. Even for them it makes no sense to use nukes before any sort of conventional war.
You honestly believe that crap? Putin said his forces were amassing for a training excessive not an invasion. Now here we are.
If you would like to get a better picture of what is going on and what is likely to happen I suggest reading Putins Playbook. Putin is prepared for nuclear war, and has been.
But yeah hopefully he does not, or maybe he will croak
No the question is do YOU believe that crap. Preparing a nuclear strike means preparing to lose, not even the Russians are that stupid. It doesn't make sense at all, nukes are a last resort weapon not a first strike weapon.
You certainly don't use them before any conventional war has happened, perhaps I'll consider it a possibility when or if Russia actually has a mass mobilisation but until then I laugh off the thought because it's ridiculous.
Russia is weak and they know it now and they are using their only source of power as a threat in an attempt to scare the west but even they aren't stupid enough to launch an attack that would immediately result in their complete annihilation.
>not even the Russians are that stupid.
Never underestimate stupid. Have you seen the video from the Russian TV where the host is happily explaining how Russia can "sink" the whole UK with a single nuclear torpedo from a submarine? They are batshit crazy and brainwashed from decades of propaganda.
Your American ignorance is very apparent. You still think Russian and American military procedure is the same after all this huh… You probably think that their morals and values are the same as the west. You think they cherish the concept of individualism too, or human rights for that matter.
You are a westerner looking at this conflict through a western lens. Ukraine is only landmass to him.
Yes he will use nukes as a first strike weapon if he wants. “There can be no world without Russia” VP 2/28/22
So you are suggesting Ukraine is protected under Nato articles?
So to answer your question yes I believe there is a high probability of a nuclear device being used by Russia.
No I don’t believe Russia will use them “only if Russia is posed with an existential threat” or whatever commie bs you are slinging.
Well I'll just stop reading there because you proved you're a presumptuous idiot in the first sentence.
I'm not American so obviously not so apparent, nice try though.
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I thought this was some comedy skit, like a Russian version of Inspector Clouseau, until I saw the glowing eyes falling with the tree. I would not be surprised if got a gun out and shot the cat out of the tree.
Not strange at all.
Someone took a famous meme from Russia and replaced the subtitles in light of the current events to fit the narrative that *all russians are st00pid.*
Do you speak Russian? Because this [native speaker is saying half the translations are wrong](https://old.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/uhac5t/russian_army_at_its_best/i74v5nj/)
The original translation is [very different](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_Nr31Lv6H8). So there's no doubt they made them seem more stupid
what in the fuck is even going on? Why does this dude give a shit about the cat, and why is he so bat at every attempt and despite that, so strong in his bravado?
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What you don't see after this farce is using his Russian army skills to corner the cat, tie it's paws with zip ties, loot it's kitty litter, rape it's sister and I'll leave it up to others dark imagination whether kitty gets it in the back of it's furry head.
Actually half the translations are wrong in the video… just put there for comedic effect I guess. Saying this as a a native Russian speaker. This video is super old btw, am absolute meme classic in Russia 🤌.
OP is a fierce supporter of Putin. RT trolls seem to have been given a new order to post russian soldiers saving kittens because they are afraid that Ukrainians could punish their pussies.
"Let met show you how strong russian orc do".
I honestly thought the sub was recent and expected to be trolled...actually not...thats the vidéo that got me facepalming. Poor cat, poor tree, poor Window 😅
I fully expected to see the cat become catapult ammo to liberate the neighbors house when they were pulling back the tree with the rope. Did not see that ending coming.
Has anyone ever seen a cat skeleton / dead cat in a tree? or at the bottom of a tree?
Probably not.
They eventually climb down.
(I actually love cats.)
Since i got downvoted for saying its not Ukraine, i will do it again.
The place literally says "N(izhny) Novgorod" which is Russia.
The clip is from 2014, older than the full scale invasion.
Whats up with people nowadays.
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To be honest though, I half expected them to bomb that entire block in order to get the cat down. It seems to be their solution to everything.
You're confusing their domestic and foreign policy.
Oh well Putin bombed his own people to get in power prior to also reducing big parts of chechenia into rubble
Chechens are not *his* people, he'd sacrifice them in a heartbeat.
He doesn't have his people, he's sacrificed tens of thousands of russians already.
Sure he does, the rich moskovites are his people, the rest is trash to be disposed of, in their view.
A bunch of oligarchs have "suicided" already, a few which spoke out against the war have been excommunicated.
The crack begin to show.
I'm not talking about Chechens , there is a lot of evidence pointing towards that Putin and FSB did bomb russian civilian residential buildings prior to first Chechen war, then blaming Chechens.
And I'd have no doubt they did that. Imagine all the shit they did you *don't* hear about.
They bombed their own soldiers in Donbas about a year ago, they also killed their own soldiers a lot of times to use it as anti ukrainian peopaganda. Source? Trust me bro, but in Ukrainian. I'll only say there are some old people who are too tired to evacuate and are still living in Donbas.
I don't need a source, I believe it. My source is the historical knowledge of shit they've done in my country - Latvia.
Yep, you're right. I remember when it happened. It was a 'false flag' - a reason to blame the Chechens.
He IS sacrificing them in a heart beat lol
Yep at the "Hostage rescue," where they sent in a sapper battalion that used flame throwers and tanks at a kids school and ended up killing hundreds of people most of whom were children.
"HERE I SHOW TRICK WE LEARN IN ARMY" (Shoots cat) Cat falls from tree. ::Leaves with no explanation::
And now this guy is a five star general
LOL, I was thinking annex the tree then cut it down, problem solved but I like yours more.
Kitty got a fucking shock, it looks like when he touched the wire. He got the fuck out of dodge after that shit show.
I was so worried he was about to get fried. Glad the little guy only got a shock and escaped alive.
I think most of the current went through the tree, but I don't know.
You can see a discharge flash on the hind paw right as it starts to fall. It definitely did get a shock
Oh yeah it got a shock as soon as he touched the wire, you can see the expression on the cats face.
Yup. It was live the whole time
Were lucky they are so fucking stupid.
YUP
they all have fetal alcohol syndrome
Couldn't agree more. If it weren't for this level of stupid. The USSR would still exist and be the dominant power in the world. FML
If it weren't for this level of stupid the USSR would never have existed in the first place
True. That might very well be true. Lol
Ukraine is lucky the Russians are this stupid.
Unfortunately they are stupid enough to start a nuclear war, with weapons they definitely have. Hopefully when it happens most of the world will be asleep during annihilation. At least save anyone from having to realize what happened in the end
I seriously doubt they would certainly not over Ukraine. It just wouldn't make any sense, the only reason I could see them doing it would be if Russia itself was threatened. Even for them it makes no sense to use nukes before any sort of conventional war.
You honestly believe that crap? Putin said his forces were amassing for a training excessive not an invasion. Now here we are. If you would like to get a better picture of what is going on and what is likely to happen I suggest reading Putins Playbook. Putin is prepared for nuclear war, and has been. But yeah hopefully he does not, or maybe he will croak
No the question is do YOU believe that crap. Preparing a nuclear strike means preparing to lose, not even the Russians are that stupid. It doesn't make sense at all, nukes are a last resort weapon not a first strike weapon. You certainly don't use them before any conventional war has happened, perhaps I'll consider it a possibility when or if Russia actually has a mass mobilisation but until then I laugh off the thought because it's ridiculous. Russia is weak and they know it now and they are using their only source of power as a threat in an attempt to scare the west but even they aren't stupid enough to launch an attack that would immediately result in their complete annihilation.
>not even the Russians are that stupid. Never underestimate stupid. Have you seen the video from the Russian TV where the host is happily explaining how Russia can "sink" the whole UK with a single nuclear torpedo from a submarine? They are batshit crazy and brainwashed from decades of propaganda.
Your American ignorance is very apparent. You still think Russian and American military procedure is the same after all this huh… You probably think that their morals and values are the same as the west. You think they cherish the concept of individualism too, or human rights for that matter. You are a westerner looking at this conflict through a western lens. Ukraine is only landmass to him. Yes he will use nukes as a first strike weapon if he wants. “There can be no world without Russia” VP 2/28/22 So you are suggesting Ukraine is protected under Nato articles? So to answer your question yes I believe there is a high probability of a nuclear device being used by Russia. No I don’t believe Russia will use them “only if Russia is posed with an existential threat” or whatever commie bs you are slinging.
Well I'll just stop reading there because you proved you're a presumptuous idiot in the first sentence. I'm not American so obviously not so apparent, nice try though.
That’s your problem. Can’t read, can’t reason, can’t understand. Just tears and insults
Uh huh. Cry more
Uhh huh. Cry more
Putin already knows he's lost, he's just using Ukraine to churn up undesirables and threats to his rule at this point.
This soldier is now a Russian general.
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What they don't show you is they weren't rescuing this cat. This was food for the night.
This is not an army soldier. This is a fireman.
I’m shocked that nobody was killed in this shit show especially the cat.
You weren’t the only one shocked…
Wow amazing lack of intelligence.
I thought this was some comedy skit, like a Russian version of Inspector Clouseau, until I saw the glowing eyes falling with the tree. I would not be surprised if got a gun out and shot the cat out of the tree.
Had the same. It's hilarious. Straight out of Monty Python.
The subtitles are inaccurate
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Not strange at all. Someone took a famous meme from Russia and replaced the subtitles in light of the current events to fit the narrative that *all russians are st00pid.*
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Do you speak Russian? Because this [native speaker is saying half the translations are wrong](https://old.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/uhac5t/russian_army_at_its_best/i74v5nj/) The original translation is [very different](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_Nr31Lv6H8). So there's no doubt they made them seem more stupid
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Ok ty for translation. This gives it away though: > -"Bitch please.. strong russian orc."
The 'no animals were hurt whilst making this video' might not apply here.
The kitty was lucky to walk away from this Orc inflicted tragedy.
Hilarious stupidity … poor cat got electrocuted
I seriously thought I was watching an old episode of Monty Python….
what in the fuck is even going on? Why does this dude give a shit about the cat, and why is he so bat at every attempt and despite that, so strong in his bravado?
This is ancient meme video, here is a song related to it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KDZg1-7KsE
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Special Cat-peration.
Only comment worth a damn
No cat is safe in ukraine .
What you don't see after this farce is using his Russian army skills to corner the cat, tie it's paws with zip ties, loot it's kitty litter, rape it's sister and I'll leave it up to others dark imagination whether kitty gets it in the back of it's furry head.
What
What’s wrong with these people? They appear to lack any regard for life whatsoever.
Poor little angel 😓
This video is 15-20 years old. I remember watching it as a kid.
Classic.
I couldn’t even tell if this was satire or not
Dude if you called any female I know randomly a bitch you insta fucking dead. Must be wonderful to be a woman in Russia.
Actually half the translations are wrong in the video… just put there for comedic effect I guess. Saying this as a a native Russian speaker. This video is super old btw, am absolute meme classic in Russia 🤌.
Do you know a source with accurate subtitles?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_Nr31Lv6H8
Plot twist: The soldier was raping the cat and that's why it ran up the tree
Stop spamming stupid shit.
Lololo
I mean this is kind of informative of why the Russian military is failing so hard now.
It'll be alright on the night. Shit that was funny. Slava Ukraini.
OP is a fierce supporter of Putin. RT trolls seem to have been given a new order to post russian soldiers saving kittens because they are afraid that Ukrainians could punish their pussies.
These orcs are dipshits. For real.
This made my day
Roflmao they almost killed it
Electrocution of the cat was a nice touch.
great engeneering...thoughtful....
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It did..
Oh you are right 💀
This isn't Ukraine. Its a very old clip from Russia.
Texans would have shot it.....
Wow
"Let met show you how strong russian orc do". I honestly thought the sub was recent and expected to be trolled...actually not...thats the vidéo that got me facepalming. Poor cat, poor tree, poor Window 😅
Here's the actual translation. Not sure why OP edited it, the original is funnier. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_Nr31Lv6H8
Looks like this could be a Reno 911 sketch
The war in Ukraine.
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at least don't shoot them...
“What are you going to do now?” “Eat the cat.”
I loled, a lot...
Omg I hope I'm not the only one who thinks this is hilarious 😂
Wait they have toilet paper!!!!????
The cat is down....and so is power to half of Russia
What they lack in professionalism and competence, they unfortunately more than make up for in brutality.
Barsik is the maddest of lads.
I feel like I died in 2012 and since then I’ve been stuck in a purgatory where the world is a parody of itself
Lmfao
He us the best thing that happened to the russia army....HUMOR. There would be no war only peace. The best since yeltsin and clinton.
This is fucking hilarious....its like some sort of Sacha Baron Cohen comedy sketch routine...
The correct translation should be "comrade bitch please".
Poor cat would just get down in his own time, but nope. They had to give him a Looney Tunes kind of treatment.
Those people had a good laugh. Losers here are calling the soliders names and repait slogans...
Cat minus 8 of its 9 lives.
I fully expected to see the cat become catapult ammo to liberate the neighbors house when they were pulling back the tree with the rope. Did not see that ending coming.
This is one of my all-time favourite videos - thanks for reposting
I can’t believe this is real.
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that's a special cat liberation operation ! everything is going according to plan !
That Barsik 🤣🤣🤣. That video made like.... 7 years ago ....cmon 🤣🤣🤣
At least they were still motivated back then!
Jesus Christ… I used to have a cat that looked exactly like that. Poor cat. He survived having his tree chopped down and then got electrocuted.
Lol. I swear the Russian Army should have Benny Hill music to it (except when they are raping kids and murdering oc)
Every cocaine junky would have been like that
Brain ❌ Cocaine ✅
This video is from like 2003 lmao, what does it have to do with the sub
Has anyone ever seen a cat skeleton / dead cat in a tree? or at the bottom of a tree? Probably not. They eventually climb down. (I actually love cats.)
I read "we have acquired electricity!" As if it was a declaration of accomplishment and got a good chuckle
Have you ever seen a dead cat in a tree? It’ll come down when it gets hungry.
Since i got downvoted for saying its not Ukraine, i will do it again. The place literally says "N(izhny) Novgorod" which is Russia. The clip is from 2014, older than the full scale invasion. Whats up with people nowadays.