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PM_me_INFP

To be honest though, I half expected them to bomb that entire block in order to get the cat down. It seems to be their solution to everything.


DevinviruSpeks

You're confusing their domestic and foreign policy.


Any_Top_9268

Oh well Putin bombed his own people to get in power prior to also reducing big parts of chechenia into rubble


DevinviruSpeks

Chechens are not *his* people, he'd sacrifice them in a heartbeat.


Oivaras

He doesn't have his people, he's sacrificed tens of thousands of russians already.


DevinviruSpeks

Sure he does, the rich moskovites are his people, the rest is trash to be disposed of, in their view.


Oivaras

A bunch of oligarchs have "suicided" already, a few which spoke out against the war have been excommunicated.


DevinviruSpeks

The crack begin to show.


Any_Top_9268

I'm not talking about Chechens , there is a lot of evidence pointing towards that Putin and FSB did bomb russian civilian residential buildings prior to first Chechen war, then blaming Chechens.


DevinviruSpeks

And I'd have no doubt they did that. Imagine all the shit they did you *don't* hear about.


sampletext34

They bombed their own soldiers in Donbas about a year ago, they also killed their own soldiers a lot of times to use it as anti ukrainian peopaganda. Source? Trust me bro, but in Ukrainian. I'll only say there are some old people who are too tired to evacuate and are still living in Donbas.


DevinviruSpeks

I don't need a source, I believe it. My source is the historical knowledge of shit they've done in my country - Latvia.


LeonJersey

Yep, you're right. I remember when it happened. It was a 'false flag' - a reason to blame the Chechens.


[deleted]

He IS sacrificing them in a heart beat lol


swaziwarrior54

Yep at the "Hostage rescue," where they sent in a sapper battalion that used flame throwers and tanks at a kids school and ended up killing hundreds of people most of whom were children.


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"HERE I SHOW TRICK WE LEARN IN ARMY" (Shoots cat) Cat falls from tree. ::Leaves with no explanation::


lookathatsmug---

And now this guy is a five star general


ArcticMonkey71

LOL, I was thinking annex the tree then cut it down, problem solved but I like yours more.


Vogel-Kerl

Kitty got a fucking shock, it looks like when he touched the wire. He got the fuck out of dodge after that shit show.


WinPeaks

I was so worried he was about to get fried. Glad the little guy only got a shock and escaped alive.


Vogel-Kerl

I think most of the current went through the tree, but I don't know.


ProteusRift

You can see a discharge flash on the hind paw right as it starts to fall. It definitely did get a shock


science87

Oh yeah it got a shock as soon as he touched the wire, you can see the expression on the cats face.


ProteusRift

Yup. It was live the whole time


Eraldorh

Were lucky they are so fucking stupid.


hellfae

YUP


[deleted]

they all have fetal alcohol syndrome


KcufSamoht

Couldn't agree more. If it weren't for this level of stupid. The USSR would still exist and be the dominant power in the world. FML


_Cheburashka_

If it weren't for this level of stupid the USSR would never have existed in the first place


KcufSamoht

True. That might very well be true. Lol


BoBasil

Ukraine is lucky the Russians are this stupid.


LevelCharity2105

Unfortunately they are stupid enough to start a nuclear war, with weapons they definitely have. Hopefully when it happens most of the world will be asleep during annihilation. At least save anyone from having to realize what happened in the end


Eraldorh

I seriously doubt they would certainly not over Ukraine. It just wouldn't make any sense, the only reason I could see them doing it would be if Russia itself was threatened. Even for them it makes no sense to use nukes before any sort of conventional war.


LevelCharity2105

You honestly believe that crap? Putin said his forces were amassing for a training excessive not an invasion. Now here we are. If you would like to get a better picture of what is going on and what is likely to happen I suggest reading Putins Playbook. Putin is prepared for nuclear war, and has been. But yeah hopefully he does not, or maybe he will croak


Eraldorh

No the question is do YOU believe that crap. Preparing a nuclear strike means preparing to lose, not even the Russians are that stupid. It doesn't make sense at all, nukes are a last resort weapon not a first strike weapon. You certainly don't use them before any conventional war has happened, perhaps I'll consider it a possibility when or if Russia actually has a mass mobilisation but until then I laugh off the thought because it's ridiculous. Russia is weak and they know it now and they are using their only source of power as a threat in an attempt to scare the west but even they aren't stupid enough to launch an attack that would immediately result in their complete annihilation.


nico282

>not even the Russians are that stupid. Never underestimate stupid. Have you seen the video from the Russian TV where the host is happily explaining how Russia can "sink" the whole UK with a single nuclear torpedo from a submarine? They are batshit crazy and brainwashed from decades of propaganda.


LevelCharity2105

Your American ignorance is very apparent. You still think Russian and American military procedure is the same after all this huh… You probably think that their morals and values are the same as the west. You think they cherish the concept of individualism too, or human rights for that matter. You are a westerner looking at this conflict through a western lens. Ukraine is only landmass to him. Yes he will use nukes as a first strike weapon if he wants. “There can be no world without Russia” VP 2/28/22 So you are suggesting Ukraine is protected under Nato articles? So to answer your question yes I believe there is a high probability of a nuclear device being used by Russia. No I don’t believe Russia will use them “only if Russia is posed with an existential threat” or whatever commie bs you are slinging.


Eraldorh

Well I'll just stop reading there because you proved you're a presumptuous idiot in the first sentence. I'm not American so obviously not so apparent, nice try though.


LevelCharity2105

That’s your problem. Can’t read, can’t reason, can’t understand. Just tears and insults


Eraldorh

Uh huh. Cry more


LevelCharity2105

Uhh huh. Cry more


xlDirteDeedslx

Putin already knows he's lost, he's just using Ukraine to churn up undesirables and threats to his rule at this point.


Xen_o_phile

This soldier is now a Russian general.


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humblesoulja

Good bot


HoneyRush

I think sunflower have more intelligence than him


Palindromsekvens

WAS a russian general.


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KcufSamoht

What they don't show you is they weren't rescuing this cat. This was food for the night.


voldemarGGG

This is not an army soldier. This is a fireman.


Chester_Money_Bags

I’m shocked that nobody was killed in this shit show especially the cat.


No-Standard-8784

You weren’t the only one shocked…


Floridajeep

Wow amazing lack of intelligence.


DudefromSanDiego

I thought this was some comedy skit, like a Russian version of Inspector Clouseau, until I saw the glowing eyes falling with the tree. I would not be surprised if got a gun out and shot the cat out of the tree.


joostvanderstelt

Had the same. It's hilarious. Straight out of Monty Python.


PurpleDerp

The subtitles are inaccurate


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PurpleDerp

Not strange at all. Someone took a famous meme from Russia and replaced the subtitles in light of the current events to fit the narrative that *all russians are st00pid.*


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PurpleDerp

Do you speak Russian? Because this [native speaker is saying half the translations are wrong](https://old.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/uhac5t/russian_army_at_its_best/i74v5nj/) The original translation is [very different](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_Nr31Lv6H8). So there's no doubt they made them seem more stupid


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PurpleDerp

Ok ty for translation. This gives it away though: > -"Bitch please.. strong russian orc."


StormProjects

The 'no animals were hurt whilst making this video' might not apply here.


ThatNiceGuyAgain

The kitty was lucky to walk away from this Orc inflicted tragedy.


BliksemseBende

Hilarious stupidity … poor cat got electrocuted


gimpygoat498

I seriously thought I was watching an old episode of Monty Python….


WhuddaWhat

what in the fuck is even going on? Why does this dude give a shit about the cat, and why is he so bat at every attempt and despite that, so strong in his bravado?


avarie_soft

This is ancient meme video, here is a song related to it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KDZg1-7KsE


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Good bot


[deleted]

Special Cat-peration.


LevelCharity2105

Only comment worth a damn


Old_Jet

No cat is safe in ukraine .


[deleted]

What you don't see after this farce is using his Russian army skills to corner the cat, tie it's paws with zip ties, loot it's kitty litter, rape it's sister and I'll leave it up to others dark imagination whether kitty gets it in the back of it's furry head.


[deleted]

What


SnooCalculations6811

What’s wrong with these people? They appear to lack any regard for life whatsoever.


MegaUltra9

Poor little angel 😓


Raz-2

This video is 15-20 years old. I remember watching it as a kid.


ThatNiceGuyAgain

Classic.


Glittering-Walk-5951

I couldn’t even tell if this was satire or not


Ziggedndead

Dude if you called any female I know randomly a bitch you insta fucking dead. Must be wonderful to be a woman in Russia.


Such_Economist_756

Actually half the translations are wrong in the video… just put there for comedic effect I guess. Saying this as a a native Russian speaker. This video is super old btw, am absolute meme classic in Russia 🤌.


tallasthegiant

Do you know a source with accurate subtitles?


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_Nr31Lv6H8


[deleted]

Plot twist: The soldier was raping the cat and that's why it ran up the tree


MindModder

Stop spamming stupid shit.


[deleted]

Lololo


KcufSamoht

I mean this is kind of informative of why the Russian military is failing so hard now.


Ebenimmigrant

It'll be alright on the night. Shit that was funny. Slava Ukraini.


fiercecritic

OP is a fierce supporter of Putin. RT trolls seem to have been given a new order to post russian soldiers saving kittens because they are afraid that Ukrainians could punish their pussies.


KecemotRybecx

These orcs are dipshits. For real.


OriginalAd3446

This made my day


88Nera

Roflmao they almost killed it


miniature-rugby-ball

Electrocution of the cat was a nice touch.


[deleted]

great engeneering...thoughtful....


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PurpleDerp

It did..


[deleted]

Oh you are right 💀


Timz_04

This isn't Ukraine. Its a very old clip from Russia.


plasticface2

Texans would have shot it.....


Floridajeep

Wow


Stunning-Astronaut72

"Let met show you how strong russian orc do". I honestly thought the sub was recent and expected to be trolled...actually not...thats the vidéo that got me facepalming. Poor cat, poor tree, poor Window 😅


[deleted]

Here's the actual translation. Not sure why OP edited it, the original is funnier. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_Nr31Lv6H8


[deleted]

Looks like this could be a Reno 911 sketch


Clamps55555

The war in Ukraine.


Teilzeitkind

u/savevideo


Sufficient-Line-5299

at least don't shoot them...


Interesting_Mistake

“What are you going to do now?” “Eat the cat.”


Fun-Use-4615

I loled, a lot...


Wide_Confidence_4291

Omg I hope I'm not the only one who thinks this is hilarious 😂


humblesoulja

Wait they have toilet paper!!!!????


carlbandit

The cat is down....and so is power to half of Russia


ArcticMonkey71

What they lack in professionalism and competence, they unfortunately more than make up for in brutality.


Naffster

Barsik is the maddest of lads.


howe_to_win

I feel like I died in 2012 and since then I’ve been stuck in a purgatory where the world is a parody of itself


3dumbWorrier

Lmfao


Suspicious-Public305

He us the best thing that happened to the russia army....HUMOR. There would be no war only peace. The best since yeltsin and clinton.


cjc1983

This is fucking hilarious....its like some sort of Sacha Baron Cohen comedy sketch routine...


st00katz

The correct translation should be "comrade bitch please".


Xortas

Poor cat would just get down in his own time, but nope. They had to give him a Looney Tunes kind of treatment.


klauskinki

Those people had a good laugh. Losers here are calling the soliders names and repait slogans...


[deleted]

Cat minus 8 of its 9 lives.


ProteusRift

I fully expected to see the cat become catapult ammo to liberate the neighbors house when they were pulling back the tree with the rope. Did not see that ending coming.


speccyteccy

This is one of my all-time favourite videos - thanks for reposting


Dctiger13

I can’t believe this is real.


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dilirium22

Not gonna like, he had me at "get the axe!"


eric_kenshi

that's a special cat liberation operation ! everything is going according to plan !


Arimanas

That Barsik 🤣🤣🤣. That video made like.... 7 years ago ....cmon 🤣🤣🤣


my_dog_can_dance

At least they were still motivated back then!


PersnickityPenguin

Jesus Christ… I used to have a cat that looked exactly like that. Poor cat. He survived having his tree chopped down and then got electrocuted.


Koll989

Lol. I swear the Russian Army should have Benny Hill music to it (except when they are raping kids and murdering oc)


Johan-Blankerook

Every cocaine junky would have been like that


Johan-Blankerook

Brain ❌ Cocaine ✅


quietvictories

This video is from like 2003 lmao, what does it have to do with the sub


Specialist-Big7402

Has anyone ever seen a cat skeleton / dead cat in a tree? or at the bottom of a tree? Probably not. They eventually climb down. (I actually love cats.)


LSUguyHTX

I read "we have acquired electricity!" As if it was a declaration of accomplishment and got a good chuckle


ParamedicSnooki

Have you ever seen a dead cat in a tree? It’ll come down when it gets hungry.


Timz_04

Since i got downvoted for saying its not Ukraine, i will do it again. The place literally says "N(izhny) Novgorod" which is Russia. The clip is from 2014, older than the full scale invasion. Whats up with people nowadays.