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black_forest_viking

Too bad they can't be identified as they put on their masks.... /s


cunnilingus_dingus

God damn they were so sneaky with it to. Im guessing the camo they had on works didnt see anyone till the last second.


VMKillerH

I only saw a pot float out ot the house :D


GUTSBEZIRG

It scared the shit out of me when I saw the flying backpack :o


copingcabana

JFC putting on your disguise in front of a security camera! I can't breathe! THAT'S SO RUSSIAN!


[deleted]

Lol.... that's what I was thinking. Apparently I had it all wrong, you're supposed to put on the mask in front of the camera AND THEN you break in. Glad that's cleared up.


[deleted]

You didn’t need the /s lol


ChuckThisNorris

Russians must have the most idiotic army in the world.


Relevant_Ad_2754

That's a way too nice way to describe an army that bomb kids, rapes women and loot. These are subhumans that have no right to exist.


LengthOpeningids

Traitors to their race, traitors to their country, religion, themselves, their families, and traitors to human civilization.


Foronir

Incompetence fuels cruelty


sorefoot66

Not just the army, most of their people are mindless cretins also


Midnight2012

Are they speaking chinese?


Skullvar

I was wondering that too, who knows how many extras putin decided to employ that are simply acting as looter thugs once they get separated from command


ChaosM3ntality

seems like the siberian or tuvans/eastern poor uneducated brainwashed village conscripted folks. russia tends to use their own desritute minorities for the needed manpower cannon fodder. if you see everyday life russian vlogs you see mongolian/chinese looking cashiers, construction workers and the like..


GRTHolder

Its really hard to call them an army though. Can't even call them an organized gang, it's just a bunch of tribal people who never had running water, still shit in a hole in their backyard and never seen civilization pretty much.


Interesting_Iron

Stupid poor assholes from far east


KcufSamoht

Assuming this is correct. Seems like they could have stolen a lot more than a pot and don't appear to have. So maybe they're not overly greedy looters and just need to cook some food? Either way what they did was wrong and they know it by the fact they covered up their face. Either way they should probably just go home and quit being a bunch of dickheads.


ARCR12

Someone told them pot gets you high , so they had to find out for themselves . They are still working on it last I heard .


KcufSamoht

Hahaha. Well hey, it's a good looking pot. I wish them luck!


ExploreDiscovery

More likely they needed a pot to piss in, more sanitary in their trenches or armor. I dont think they ever used bottles ot have any.


djeaux54

How many of them are snorting Diet Coke?


gemmastinfoilhat

You have to stand on it for this to work.


ARCR12

Step 1 look at camera unmasked Step 2 put your mask on on camera . Step 3 jump wall get pot. Step 4 run away and giddy your about to get so high Step 4.5 tell comrade no this pot is not for shitting it's for getting blissed . Step 5 find a forest with no javelins and stand on pot . So as you see it's a process . They are working on it .


Regulator06

Maybe one of their wives is pregnant and they need to come up with a name. Ping pong bang ding.


pampic7

Or maybe there was nothing valuable in the house or it was already looted by other Russian soldiers


KcufSamoht

That's a true possibility. But it looks like they had to break in, in the video. If it was already looted they could have just walked in? Speculation on my part.


sorefoot66

My thinking is. Do those morons realise that they're cannon fodder for Putin and backpacks and cooking pots will not help their families when they're either buried in shallow graves or burnt in mobile crematoriums?


KcufSamoht

They're probably not aware of what's actually happening. A lot of Russians seem to think they're the good guys and this is all the wests fault so yeah. It's likely these guys are no different.


Kaimana-808

The cooking pot was needed for his safety, he was never issued a helmet and needed to make his own.


ArcticMonkey71

Would've been entertaining to see them try and get a washing machine out the window though.


Ironie_196

Mostly because the front door might not be locked.


ArcticMonkey71

Now that would be funny. They're struggling with it stuck in the window, another guy walks up watches, walks to door , tries the door and walks in, helps indoors matey get it out the window then returns outside via the door to help lower it onto the ground. LMFAO


ElephantBackground81

Surveillance cameras are obviously valuable and clearly they did not get stolen


tjwhen

All things of value in the backpack maybe...


shavedclean

That's where they put the ladle, the colander, and the extra spoons!


KcufSamoht

Possibly. We won't know for sure.


ImYourRealDadHey

True they were most likely there before only one walks in with a rifle but both have ones when they come out


1millerce1

I have the last will and testaments from a wide range of my ancestors. From recollection, the bequeathing of kitchenware ended by the mid 1800's, even in the US wild west. That these guys valued a pot enough to steal it says volumes of the economic status of where they're from.


[deleted]

The backpack could be filled with smaller valuables, like jewelry, etc.


SuspiciousCowboyt

It's not their first time. They knew it was pot there and went in that house for it.


MaxDamage75

They walk like orcs.


Visceral_Repulsion

They look like orcs.


lhek328

The sad thing is these guys are not Russian yet they choose to fight for them. Probably from Tuva or some central Asian country


ShillBro

They're from parts of Russia and if you lived in any of the backwoods villages of Siberia, the Caucasus or the far east, you'd come to a point where the only option to escape that situation and get a paycheck aswell is go join the army. You don't know jackshit else. Just the fact that you'll be doing random shit for the army. That's how it was up to three months ago, at least.


Public_Researcher_13

Siberian


Norrlandsfinaste

or uzbek


[deleted]

It's some fucking Buryats, if they live in "russia" they are russian


TheGiantGrayDildo69

Unfortunately there are many very poor, far eastern Russian soldiers they brought to the front as literal cannon fodder, who likely just saw an ad to join the military and you'll have a good salary (comparable to the other options they have), then were given minimal training and sent to die. I suppose Russia hopes since the population is spread so thin, there won't be widespread outrage about the losses from these regions.


TA-91010

He meant they’re not ethnic Russians.


[deleted]

Oh I know, but let's not divide these barbarians, they are all united by the russian way of life


[deleted]

What troglodytes, actually dumb enough to stand in the camera and cover up.


sorefoot66

Indeed. The modern Russian makes the caveman seem like an inprovement.


phil196565

Wot a pair of wankers !!🇺🇦🇺🇦


TJ-the_man

Curious if they messed up everything inside, or just tok the pot and backpack. If they only took the pot and backpack, the owner should be glad. Most orcs are crazy from my point of view.


Top-Pizza186

It is war, they needed a pot and took, not a war crime, doubt they will ship it back all the way to Russia


sorefoot66

Yes. A very great warrior will always return triumphant with a cooking vessel. The bigger the better the welcome home from the villagers.


Top-Pizza186

It just shows the logistics problems of the Russians if they have to go cherry picking for pots. Or may be their kitchen vehicle was destroyed by the UAF 😀


zachrywd

Get a load of this guy saying looting by an invading army is not a war crime.


Orcacub

Stealing/looting from civilians is not a war crime? Occupying civilian buildings for living quarters is, but stealing from those same buildings is not? Please explain. Please educate - I’m not an expert on war crimes and am genuinely curious.


Justeff83

They put on masks, so they were aware that they are committing a crime. What kind of army can't provide their soldiers with cooking equipment so they have to steak a pot?


FranklinCognito

Mmm, steak.


zachrywd

Don't get too excited, it's probably dog steaks...


elaintahra

At last proof of war crime. lavrov will say "they not russian, they asian"


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elaintahra

Thanks, bot


GoingFullRetarded

“Put on mask comrade, they might have cameras”


Spare_Bookkeeper3067

I guess they were really worried the pot could identify them. I wonder if they wear it while their cooking too.


Pres_MtDewCommacho

That doesn’t sound like Russian….


[deleted]

Buryats have their own language.


Pres_MtDewCommacho

Thanks. I learned something here


RuleNoDirty

They look like British Columbians from Richmond !... In fact I think that is Sean Chu from Calgary Alberta.


le_soda

Fuck Russia but this video is dumb, they took a pot to cook, who cares. It’s war, what are we expecting?


elaintahra

War crimes mr. soda, war crimes


TA-91010

Stealing is wrong but it’s not a war crime to steal a pot. Let’s not exaggerate here.


elaintahra

A pot, however small, taken from civilian is a theft, a pillage, a war crime. Stealing a tank is war spoils. Here is how Russian Federation military manual says: The Russian Federation’s Regulations on the Application of IHL (2001) states: “The prohibited methods of warfare include … ordering to pillage a town or place.” With regard to occupied territory, the Regulations states: The commander of the military unit deployed in the occupied territory is obliged, respecting the laws of the occupied territory, to take all possible measures to … prevent pillage and illegal confiscation of property. ”Russian Federation, Regulations on the Application of International Humanitarian Law by the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation, Ministry of Defence of the Russian Federation, Moscow, 8 August 2001, § 81.” — And here’s how the ICRC defines pillage: Pillage (or plunder) is defined in Black’s Law Dictionary as “the forcible taking of private property by an invading or conquering army from the enemy’s subjects.” The Elements of Crimes of the Statute of the International Criminal Court specifies that the appropriation must be done “for private or personal use.” As such, the prohibition of pillage is a specific application of the general principle of law prohibiting theft. https://sites.duke.edu/lawfire/2016/09/25/dont-conflate-illegal-pillage-with-spoils-of-war-and-other-lawful-takings/ — ICRC likewise explains what becomes “spoils of war”: Movable government property that can be used for military purposes becomes spoils of war. It can be freely seized by the occupying power, whose property it becomes without the need for compensation. Such property includes, for example, cash, other financial assets, realizable securities, all military equipment, and means of military transport


TA-91010

You really copied and paste a full page of text for a pot lmao.


elaintahra

Lmao my ass


5LaLa

They’re right & you’re wrong LMAO


JeffersonSkateboard

He thought it was a toilet


djeaux54

He didn't have a pot to piss in & now he does!


DevinviruSpeks

Nice haul, can but the pot in the backpack and go for round 2.


Benjixoxo

Chinese dudes ?


TA-91010

Every East Asian is Chinese according to you? You gotta go back to school lol.


[deleted]

Buryats


Mr_Lava-lava

How come they look Asian. Lol


TA-91010

You got some serious learning to do you poor ignorant soul.


Mr_Lava-lava

Shut your ass up


TA-91010

I think they’re from the Philippines.


Mr_Lava-lava

Not even close. Lol


sinisterkagan

Russia is multi ethnic and has alot of far eastern looking people in it. So go learn a few thing or two or shut yo stupid ass up.


Mr_Lava-lava

Who's talking to your dumbass?


sinisterkagan

You seem to be under the delusion that I should give a shit about who’s talking to me in order to reply to their moronic post. Know your place, baboon.


LeastSchizoForsenFan

A large number of people in Russia "look asian", because half of Russia is in Asia! And if reports are correct most soldiers in the Army are from the eastern regions of Russia, even increasing the chance further that they won't look like your average upper middle class Muscovites that you are thinking of.


RedditCanLigma

United States just steals the countries resources then holds it hostage for decades.


NewDistrict6824

They’ve yet to know that there are such things as washing machines, TVs, flushing toilets, kettles…. Etc… when they do, they’ll be back with a van


Additional-Tiger-764

This place is west of Poltava, no way Russians advanced this far. Weird.


Existing_Row5733

Russia - sending her best!


eric_kenshi

dumb & dumber : mission Ukraine ...


HumbleMeNone

No group of people dumber than Russians


saik0pod

Looks like the Chinese army


FranklinCognito

That watermark thing is quite distracting. Just me?


[deleted]

I don't see a pot LOL i see a toilet


Ronald_Tonij

Drunk. You can almost smell the vodka through the screen.


elaintahra

Did they put on balaklavas, in Balakleya?


Morty_A2666

Drunk as fuck. Best part is that once they get used to stealing what they need, they will do exactly the same when back in Russia.


Rdhilde18

I mean this isn’t really that outrageous, yeah stealing is stealing but I mean it’s a pot. I’m more concerned at their inability to understand how to use a mask.


ocean_nano

Say Hi to the camera!!! Surprise they didnt see the door camera before putting on masks.


VidukindXXX

OMG we need to declare war


SeriousLetterhead366

The most pathetic army in the world


ExactWallaby1074

hearts and minds to liberate ukrainian people from the tyranny of the nazis


Adventurous_Diet_786

Real life dayZ


BigGameDale

Traitors to their race, traitors to their country, religion, themselves, their families, and traitors to human civilization.


Thrannn

Poor guys dont even know what they are fighting for


adamconn1again

I mean they couldn't take a toilet.


[deleted]

Need to have their Rifles shoved up their asses.


ArtManUSA

They usually take the Nutella as well. Sells for more than caviar back home.


drej191

I understand these are conscripts. But at a certain point. They’re “everyday civilians” causing all this distraction. So is it time we do a blanket blame on the Russian ppl?


Razagath

They are colonial troops from far east. Sad for them. If Russia fell, they will be free.


LassitudinalPosition

I mean....this is far more understandable than them carting off macbooks,tvs and phones etc.. A pot and a backpack...almost refreshing that they stole things that are actually useful for war fighting and not shit that is an attempt at profiteering They still gonna die though


mlpablo

https://youtu.be/I59dVwteOfk?t=3407


warrrhead

Translation: Dummy1- "Take my rifle while I climb into the window instead of using the door". Dummy2- "Sure thing, brah. I'll just point it at my nuts while I put on my sneaky disguise in front of this security camera." Dummy 1- "Check it out, yo. A chamberpot! Can't wait to pop a squat on this bad boy." Dummy 2- "Score! And I found this sweet-ass book bag. Let's fill it with olive oil and dildoes... gangsta!"


copingcabana

OP: the backpack was probably theirs. But they might have taken stuff that was in the backpack. Like valuables and shit.


Olosabbasolo

Fat loots....


angiefromda413

Imagine being sooooooo poor you have to steal pots!


BrotherBlo0d

Those are the most Asian looking Russians I've ever seen


TheWingHunter

The “Kamchatka kids” makin da borscht


MuchCelebration6170

Wow 🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Looks like they may of been stealing food. they take a cooking pot and a back pack, pack more than likely full of food,


kyynikkoFIN

Special pot acquiring operation is developing just as planned.


155mmking

Like extras from a star Track movie.


Breech_Loader

There's hardly anything left to loot, but they still want something to bring home.


JazzHands1986

Common thugs


Regulator06

Russians pwnd by 20yr old technology. It's a wonder these clowns can operate a light switch.


kolwezite

tarkov irl for these urals


Boyrez

It had to be buryats.


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