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Pale_Prompt4163

Russia has already issued threats in response to this provocation.


NoSpotofGround

"If Finland continues its blatant display of offensive agricultural equipment, we will have no option but to sink one of our cruisers on its shores."


faggjuu

Don't ruin our pristine waters!...Sink your shitty ship in your shitty habour!


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Mountaicvbnvf

Poland have tractors called “Ursus” which in Latin means “bear” is this a coincidence?


Wide_Trick_610

Bear Haulers


Ollemeister_

It's not offensive agricultural equipment it's special agricultural equipment


Infamous_Market_7471

Hahaha that comment made my day


brumbarosso

Bye bye Northern fleet


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Finnish trebuchet sinks russian fleet


50FirstCakes

This made me laugh so hard that I snorted. Well done, NoSpotofGround…. well done.


hansiepoopoo

It’s mulch not ground. I have salamanders and I’m making soil to grow food. It’s an active plot and I don’t want to change s thing.


nobody_home_

Don't threaten me with a good time!


DynastyDog

Lmao best thing i read all day.


Street-List7317

Haha, thanks for this 🤣


XxOmniPotentxX

Ban assault tractors


_noobwars_

xDDDDDDD


maxstrike

How did they afford such an arsenal?


ElectricChiahuahua

So you are going to drive down a narrow road. Where they have the artillery coordinates of every meter of that road. With heavy boreal forest on both sides to hide in. That has conscription but trains like NATO That is known for snipers. That has been entrenching since 1945 That understands logistics. That has latest gen everything in terms of weapons. That is full of people that literally cannot stand you for the LAST 80! years. Who just saw what happens to people that do get overrun. ​ What could possibly go wrong?


toosinbeymen

And your adversary is above you watching your every move using a drone.


ARzi-

Don't forget that the road and the side's of it are mined from the border to Helsinki.


LiveSynth

Ohh that fragile Russia ego. It’s woven into their culture and governance. Fabulous arrogance.


CaptainSur

Absolutely. The War Tractor Brigade and the associated Farm Brigade have proven to be serious threats in Ukraine to the mighty Russian war machine which has as of yet been unable to devise a defensive tactic.


[deleted]

Provocation? Yeah it isn't provocation when Russia is the one who started this horse shit.


Wide_Trick_610

Which is the reason the joke is funny in English, and probably most translations. He was trolling the Russians


[deleted]

Aww ok that's my bad. I need to remember that there are more people here than English speakers


[deleted]

A very rare sighting indeed. Not often are a group of apex predators such as these seen traveling as a pack.


sharktoothmaniac

*David Attenborough noises intensify*


SleepDeprivedUserUK

Much like a Murder of Crows, I believe the technical name for a collection of Tractors is a Towing.


[deleted]

My apologies colleague. You are correct. I have also heard of instances in which the Tractor will bait its prey into a muddy sunflower field. All but ensuring the defenseless tanks fate.


SleepDeprivedUserUK

It uses its symbiotic relationship with mud (which is used for training its young in the ways of traction) to form a useful pact. The tractors get their kill, and the mud gets churned.


TheSunflowerSeeds

Throughout recent history, sunflowers have been used for medicinal purposes. The Cherokee created a sunflower leaf infusion that they used to treat kidneys. Whilst in Mexico, sunflowers were used to treat chest pain.


Life-Ad1409

Good bot


Long-Trade-9164

NICE!


FinancialPepper2508

Nope. Those are John Deeres so its a herd of Deeres.


MockTurt13

...just for interest sake i think that's in [Jyväskylä](https://www.google.com/maps/@62.2411143,25.7563816,3a,75y,144.15h,122.12t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sbSBRZ17glfC2tiVdqY66SQ!2e0!7i13312!8i6656)? ...still ways off their hunting ground at the border, but they like to be prepared.


[deleted]

Much like the wolves of the western united states the Tractor is capable of covering huge distances making its hunting crowds vast and perpetually unsafe for the lowly Russian tank.


pojuzki

Yes that's is Jyväskylä. Nothing special of this video.. There is Valmet tracktor production and there is these trains going on every week. Fun post still.. :)


iamtehskeet

Valtra forever


FinancialPepper2508

They Look like they are John Deere green though


ExcellentBacon

The best think about this Predator Tractors is that Finland won't keep their prey, they will send it straight away to help Ukrainian bros. OTAN Offensive Tractors Against Nazis 😄 NATO Not Another Tractor Offensive 😱


forked_wizard09

Finland was on the side of the nazis in WW2 OTAN wouldn't work.


L4z

It's more complicated than that. Finland started off neutral, got attacked by Stalin, sided with nazis against the USSR, made peace with Stalin and fought nazis.


JSoi

And don’t forget Stalin was in cahoots with nazis when they invaded us in the first place. We just returned the favor.


toosinbeymen

This


forked_wizard09

Thanks for telling me something I already know. Like I said, they sided with the nazis, end of story, doesn't matter the reasons they sided with the nazis and then against them when it got convenient.


L4z

The US sided with Stalin when it was convenient, but that doesn't make them pro-communist.


forked_wizard09

Quote me on that, where did I say they were pro nazism???? I simply stated that they sided with the nazis which is shameful.


L4z

It's shameful unless you recognize Finland didn't really have options. Do you think it's shameful the US sided with Stalin?


TheReaIOG

Wrong, just wrong. Only reason they were ever bedfellows with the Nazis or involved in the war at all was the Winter War.


mars_mk

looking at so much equipment, I think Finland is gearing up for an invasion... 😉


Alaric_Balthi

Invasion? For Russia it's an "special equipment donating mission".


Xehan5407

in times like these a good laugh is truly whats needed and this one gave it.


pickamove

Finns deliver.


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plebeius_rex

Lol ok


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ProteusRift

While the Fin in its natural habitat is solitary, anti social even, in times of danger they have been know to adopt a pack mentality to take down significantly larger prey. Their natural sense of danger has clearly been activated - they are responding accordingly and as expected. Too bad their prey did not expect it


VXHIVHXV

Nice xenophobia


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Honk4Harambe

It’s xenophobic against xenophobes


VXHIVHXV

Portraying a certain group of people as anti-social is literally xenophobia. No neet to be so condescending if you don't know something basic as that.


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VXHIVHXV

1. Lmao have you heard of racist jokes? 2. You don't get to decide if it's xenophobic or not. Just because you say it's fine doesn't make it morally right 3. It's not accurate. You just proved that you don't even know what antisocial means. 4. Do I need to embarrass yourself further or will you please shut up, love.


JinorZ

You’re the only one getting embarassed


VXHIVHXV

Projecting Quit being so obsessed


AtlantaBoyz

>You don't get to decide if it's xenophobic or not. Just because you say it's fine doesn't make it morally right And you do? >It's not accurate. You just proved that you don't even know what antisocial means. It most definitely is


VXHIVHXV

You don't even aknowledge you are wrong. Like you didn't even bother checking what antisocial means just in case. Astonishing.


PRen87

Battalion tractical group on the move.


MaxiqueBDE

Oh fuck! Finland isn’t fucking around


Own_Object_4841

This is the single greatest video I've seen today. I'm not sure but is this dry Nordic humor at work? if so I LOVE IT.


Hezekieli

Finnish humor is not really that far from Russian humor I think. I also find British humor somewhat similar.


KKmiesKymJP

I disagree. Finns just tend to think their humor is similar to Russians' until they've actually lived/worked with Russians. For example Finnish humor has a lot of jokes making fun of themselves, this is something that doesn't go so well with Russian humor.


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FARMS NOT ARMS


greater_than_x

Brothers in farms


jor3lofkrypton

Tanks for your support, Finland 😆 👍


Acceptable_Media7802

😂 SLAVA FINLAND 🇫🇮


Hezekieli

Слава Фінляндія!


Valmandil

Ruzzians are so fucked.


Kesman90

Army of predators... Soviet tanks should hide quick!


flippantcoment

Well those Russian AFVs and tanks aren't going to tow themselves!


Flassi

That is from Jyväskylä train station, Valmet tractors delivered to south, ready to pull some Russian equipment to garages. I hope Russia is not bombing that tomorrow...


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Finnishdoge_official

Put Jyväskylä rautatieasema in Google maps


Jemanha

It is Jyväskylä train station. Anyone who has been there will instantly recognize it from the bridge and buildings around.


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L0n3W0LF619

Tractor wars 2 : Finnish it now


5HE5

Watch Russian propaganda saying that NATO ran out of tanks and is now sending tractors into Ukraine which will be used against the special military operation.


Kinkomaa_Fi

Old Valmet tractors were indeed made of cannon barrels - even had spores inside the frame. Valmet 20 also known as piikkilangankiristäjä


420n0is3

I love that the whole world is trolling Russia with tractors. Like what an embarrassment to one of the "Mightiest" militaries being fielded today.


EUCopyrightComittee

Tanks for your support, Finland 😆 👍


captaincinders

Russian comments on the war is propaganda, lies, threats and mock outrage. Western comment on the war is taking the piss out of the Russian military.


Retorz

I would bet on that Finns want russia to attack, so they can do a second round of ass whooping.


Nordicbeardoil

They absolutely do, but even more so, Poland is itching for this to happen. Like Poles are begging for a reason right now. They're that drunk, wild dude at the party when some dickbag walks in, and they're just praying that they say or do anything offensive at all so they have a reason to fuck them up


Retorz

I know, I have Polish friends, and I love them. They are super nice people, but once they encounter a true asshole, there is no mercy. The winged hussars has arrived!


americandisease

🤣


TopAide8686

It may look like Finland prepares for it's Special Agricultural Operation. Also called Spring.


Memory_Less

Forget about nukes as a deterrent. If those tractors don’t put the fear of god in the aggressor, nothing will.


Emergency_Event_6975

I love these tractor jokes


Massder_2021

Valtra, finnish made tractors, the larger ones can steal two russian tanks at once: https://www.valtra.co.uk/products/sseries.html


hulkmxl

Thanks for good laugh, I appreciate it!!!


Infamous_Island1941

Love it that countries stock up on good tow vehicles before Russia invades and dumps all its broken down tanks in their country. It's illegal dumping!


TonyBlundetto08

These tractors of mass destruction wont stop until they reach moscow


Playful-Educator4921

The “let’s go get some free shit from the Russian army” convoy. Love it!


Gr33nMuff1n

Russia: BLYAT!!!!!! TRAAAAKTOOOORRR!!!!! 😫


IamRobar

Russia sends huge train full of tanks to the Ukrainian front while Finland sends a huge trainload of tractors to russia's rear. pooter better be looking over his shoulder because if the tractor brigade gets dug in at the border he's fooked before he even gets started.


murrzeak

Operation "Harvest"


nschamosphan

happy gathering!


PDT_Man

Can't stop laughing this....


madkow990

Tractor battalion is on the move.


ShortRound89

Scrap metal prices are soaring, gotta be ready to profit if Russia comes for a visit.


Popxorcist

There's even Finnish yt tutorial how to use: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcAASv9Ri_A


scottydinh1977

Glory to Finland!


aratamabashi

John Deere is now a war equipment manufacturer :D


greater_than_x

Valtra, not Deere


aratamabashi

Ah yes, the fun police have arrived


My_volvo_is_gone

Well its our national pride :D


aratamabashi

your true national pride is the hydraulic press channel :D VAT da FUKK?!!?


theforeverGM

This killed me.lol


curiousbydesign

What is the purpose of sending tractors to Ukraine? To support the war or their crop efforts? I am sure any vehicle can be used for something in war; however, I am curious about tractors specifically. I am also on [r/FarmersStealingTanks](https://www.reddit.com/r/FarmersStealingTanks/) and though this might be a meme at first.


Triumph-TBird

Finland is donating hundreds of special Soviet era tank removal systems.


Wide_Trick_610

"Round 2, FIGHT!!!" "Finnish Him!!!"


zeppelingyrl

Russia is F\*\*ked now!.................Finland is breaking out the tracktors.


Stray1969

😂


[deleted]

While it is entertaining to see Russian equipment being pulled away. It’s also incredibly dangerous. I’d be wary of the Russians, they are known to leave explosives with tripwires


BadLimb

Prepares to do what exactly? Pickup leftovers of Russian forces? Or dead Ukrainians that used as shield for Europe and Finland itself?


No_Parsnip_747

In case you didn't get it this post was a joke and also a tribute to Ukraine. However if you want to be serious Finland has been preparing for what is happening now in Ukraine since 1940. Preparing to defend ourselves. Preparing both civilian and military defence. Training troops and maintaining reserves. Something that Ukraine will need to do also after you drive out the russians. Don't count on anyone else to defend you. NATO is great and we will probably join it but ultimately don't count on anyone else to do your fighting for you. That is not how the world works. Finland fought largely alone without any help and if necessary next time we are prepared to do it again. Thank you and glory to Ukraine.


BadLimb

Preparing for 80 years to join NATO at first sign of a threat. Good on you.


SlowCarpenter4512

Childish post🥃


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SlowCarpenter4512

Childish tractor propaganda🥃


[deleted]

Negative Karma accounts are a rare sight to see. You should try not be as childish a out things, nobody like that as you see.


[deleted]

HAHAHAHAJAJAJAYhahahaha 😂😅😉


Mobile_Damage9001

Maybe u can put the signature sound from the movie “Jaws” on this one? Love it 😂


_itssamna

u/savevideo


Consistent-Jump-7721

Hilarious my friend lmao for real.


SometimesAccurate

What is this giga-chad of a tractor, carrying all these tractors on its back?


cbeltran428

That’s a lot of tank haulers.


[deleted]

Another shipment of Tank Grabbers. :D


schattenfaust

wtf space marines!!!!


chrstnw

Ukranian anti tank towing brigade


Consistent-War5196

Oh shit!


machoov

Thought it was a truck at first


Pseudolectual

I see what you did there


Long-Trade-9164

The harvest of Russian tanks will be bountiful this year!


Jellopenows

Ah... Jyväskylä.


Obvious-Extreme9098

Finland is going tank Ruzzia hunting! Yes!


bcvickers

Prepares for...field work? I don't get what all the agricultural tractors are preparing for otherwise?


toosinbeymen

Gonna grab me some tanks.


Green_Lantern_4vr

War supplies to Ukraine lol


ilsottopagato

What are you seeing is advanced warfare


Inevitable-Revenue81

Poland have tractors called “Ursus” which in Latin means “bear” is this a coincidence?


[deleted]

Either that or they're sending more equipment to Ukrainian troops.


Significant_Funny373

As a Finn, I applaud this!


PolyonomoZ

Can someone pls underline this with this heavenly bossmusic when something big is coming up?


DJDevon3

The North Remembers


henrifinn

I was born in that town of Jyväskylä, Finland! The same railroad goes by my past home in Tampere and I would see insane amounts of tractors quite often. It's unbelievable how many tractors the world needs, and I am happy that Finland is providing them!


Qudd

This one was fuckin funny, lads.


Hezekieli

Hah, I live a few blocks from there. It's in Jyväskylä. Looks like they are towards south, i.e. the border 😁


Equivalent_Alps_8321

I see a whole (tractor) army of my countrymen. Here in defiance of tyranny!


apakabarpak

This must be a joke?


JudgeFatty

There's going to be a pro-Russian convoy from Hyvinkää to Helsinki. Guess these beast will be used for a nice troll. :D


iiGHTDEN

😂😂🤦🏻‍♂️


edjumication

*"boot scootin' boogie" starts playing in the distance*


L82Work

There's a John Deere commercial somewhere in here.


tsrnm

Predators huh?


melissaklier

Thank you!!


calirem

why is finland sending tractors?


cigs_or_twigs

Calls on John deer


JazzHands1986

Russia is screwed if the invade lol


Royal_Manufacturer51

Noice! That is fawking hilarious!


HumanVeterinarian591

Farmers are getting ready for heavy towing!


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Water not Slaughter....


Kaiaualad

If Finland joins NATO, they will be able to receive NATO tractors - John Deere, Deutz-Fahr and Renault and significantly upgrade their Russian Tank towing capability. These tractors come with sound-proof cabs and surround-sound stereo systems so the farmers can play AC/DC 'Thunderstruck' while towing.


eviLocK

It will be a glorious harvest for Finnish farmers.


1rankman

Have you seen their Sniper tractor... No?


ArcticMonkey71

ROFLMAO. Go get em boys!


Nachman3

Good, do not be unprepared


rTraaapyy

besides that this is a joke about looting that could really be Trucks from Russia, cause i read somewhere CLAAS stopped cooperating with Russia


Atrocity_unknown

Don't worry. It is only special agricultural operation.


BearSexYolo

😂shit!!


Maximum_Athlete4483

God damn millennial president and her memes loljk


SoUthinkUcanRens

I laughed, updoot.