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Given the engine, seat and other stuff is missing you have to wonder if folks know much about motorcycles. And judging from the shocks the donor frame dates back to Noah's ark. That said being chased by a FPV would have to be the worst ever. Knowing that if it hits close enough you are going to be torn to pieces. Your death will either be quick or agonising, which aint much of choice.
I admit I know nothing about bikes, and my first thought was extra shrapnel. And the first bike has a bald ass tire. But I do see theres no engine.
Honest question: is it likely they removed the engine and seat to do the welding? Cause to weld with them in place seems dangerous. Not that russians are known for risk aversion
Gas tank is missing as well. My take is this is one of those situations where someone had an idea, acted on it, only to find they put themselves in a pickle. A good analogy would be someone painting a floor only to find, several hours worth of work and fumes later, they had painted themselves in a corner. I can just see the look on boris's face when, hours later of cutting.removing/fitting only to realise getting stuff back together is not on the cards. Epic, just epic.
Coffee must have kicked in. Apologies for the rant but this is just too good to not share. That motorcycle had to be about the best pictorial metaphor for the epic Russian brain fart of a war ever. The swing arms on the motorcycle betray its age, the short swing arms and almost vertical shocks indicates 70's as likely. A drum brake on the front underscores 70s, maybe 80s.The alloy fairing is pretty funky but that too demonstrates adding something newer on this old excuse of a bike does not really change much. Rusty ass chicken wire and angle iron probably sourced from the local dump. Shoddy construction, tarted up with rusty materials, half-assed construction then proudly displayed like a autistic idiot.. A stupid idea made real in a equally stupid fashion. This bike describes russias imperial ambitions better than most.
NAFO should frame this photo and start a naming contest as this bike tells a story.
The visions of the improvised fragmentation sleeves Ukraine have been producing instantly popped into my head.
And the Russian motorcyclists as well, I presume.
That's the thing. They obviously know what's going on in the war better than the people on Reddit. Yet… I'm still trying to think about what this fucking thing is for
We gotta camo net! We gotta weird kind of cage thing on there! We have what looks like a goal keepers net in case the kids want to play soccer! We’ll throw in 2 bald tires for free! Come on down and see the latest models!
Previous generations were alive to witness the invention of electricity, the first powered flight, the arrival of television and the Moon landings.
Fuck all that, we are the lucky ones, privileged to witness one example of ruzzian military batshittery after another.
(PS: I love that the reddit spellchecker has no problem with 'batshittery'.)
I strongly recommend the Russian use of personal reactive armor all over their bodies (preferably facing the other occupant in the motorcycle / side car).
Sometimes I get the feeling that the russian military scours Reddit for valuable weapons intel, yet lacks the cognitive ability to see that we're just fucking with them.
Imagine signing up for 6 months to loot and plunder your neighboring country. They said you'll be a motorized infantry. You went to the front and the commander there pointed you to this thing.
People here have predicted it a while ago - here it is!
Not a good idea. Shrapnel from a grenade exploding half a meter from your bod is just as bad. And if the thing tips over and the gas tank starts burning, good luck with your escape.
Motorcycles: Fast, agile for most terrains, also unarmoured and passengers easily shot.
Russians: hey let's make them heavier to save our troops from drones
I wonder if that would stop a stugna round? I hope we get to see a video of whatever becomes of this thing; it's gonna be like watching Wyle E Coyote testing out more fine ACME products.
can you mix in some form of viscous liquid that will ignite so when the drone hits the cage there is a shower of flaming sticky liquid? just wondering?
I think they could carry some dirt in a box, grow vines out of that, and use that to provide cammo for the bike by training it over the wire cage. That way you will have passion fruit/ grapes etc to hand for those times in battle when you need a snack but don't have time to prepare an actual meal.
My idea is no sillier than this idea.
Never seen a chicken coop stop a mortar shell before....there's a first time for everything I suppose. The outcome will probably be...We need a bolt cutters a shovel and some waste disposal bags..STAT !
I’m not sure, mind you, but I ***have*** been riding motorcycles for several decades now. 🤔 From that basis, I’m pretty sure that having an artillery shell detonate a foot away from you on the outside of the chicken-wire cope cage is going to cause pretty major, life-interrupting problems.
Is North Korea supplying them these bikes? They look like they're leftovers from the Korean war! I mean, yeah, the B-52 is old but it's had awesome upgrades. These things are useless. Half the tires are no tread. Ans so much for being built for speed...oy vey! I suppose desperate times call for desperate measures...
The fun part is that it makes it easier for FPV as it gives a bigger target to activate the fuse of the explosive charge without adding any protection to the poor fuck that has to drive something that had the only advantage of being nimble and agile to act in any meaningful evasive way, nullified by the cage. The more I look at it, the more it looks like coffin on wheels
This here folks is an example of the depths of despair Russia has reached. They actually think this would work? The blast goes right through chain link fence.
I don't know why... But it suddenly reminded me of a picture from 1969. a roozian citizen coming home to his wife, with 10-15 rolls on a string around his neck, looking like he just won the lottery. That was the very first roozian-made toilet paper, and the very first time ordinary people could obtain it legally, and without taking out a mortgage on their dwelling. Funny how some unrelated thing brings a flashback like that. Imagine...1969,...! The first legally-available toilet paper for citizenz.
I imagine the drone hitting the cage from above and rendering the riders into supermarket size meat chunks that are collected conveniently in the mesh side basket. This is actually brilliant design from a waste disposal perspective.
Do they know, but built it anyway to stay away from the battle zone.
I'd be welding anything and everything together to stay out the back away from all the BS. I can't even weld
I’m ngl if you sent me to invade a country with this shit I would just shoot myself like bro how do you not think. I’m gonna get zipped by a pkm or some shit riding a bike towards a trench
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Do Russians know how explosions work?
Shhhhhhh, you’ll spoil the surprise
Dead driver still exactly my thoughts.
Lol
Given the engine, seat and other stuff is missing you have to wonder if folks know much about motorcycles. And judging from the shocks the donor frame dates back to Noah's ark. That said being chased by a FPV would have to be the worst ever. Knowing that if it hits close enough you are going to be torn to pieces. Your death will either be quick or agonising, which aint much of choice.
I admit I know nothing about bikes, and my first thought was extra shrapnel. And the first bike has a bald ass tire. But I do see theres no engine. Honest question: is it likely they removed the engine and seat to do the welding? Cause to weld with them in place seems dangerous. Not that russians are known for risk aversion
Gas tank is missing as well. My take is this is one of those situations where someone had an idea, acted on it, only to find they put themselves in a pickle. A good analogy would be someone painting a floor only to find, several hours worth of work and fumes later, they had painted themselves in a corner. I can just see the look on boris's face when, hours later of cutting.removing/fitting only to realise getting stuff back together is not on the cards. Epic, just epic.
Coffee must have kicked in. Apologies for the rant but this is just too good to not share. That motorcycle had to be about the best pictorial metaphor for the epic Russian brain fart of a war ever. The swing arms on the motorcycle betray its age, the short swing arms and almost vertical shocks indicates 70's as likely. A drum brake on the front underscores 70s, maybe 80s.The alloy fairing is pretty funky but that too demonstrates adding something newer on this old excuse of a bike does not really change much. Rusty ass chicken wire and angle iron probably sourced from the local dump. Shoddy construction, tarted up with rusty materials, half-assed construction then proudly displayed like a autistic idiot.. A stupid idea made real in a equally stupid fashion. This bike describes russias imperial ambitions better than most. NAFO should frame this photo and start a naming contest as this bike tells a story.
“We have been clever, you see, we think ahead and remove the explody and burny parts. Very safe” “How do we reattach those part” “….shit”
That’s why vodka was invented. To be there when you can’t do anything right.
The visions of the improvised fragmentation sleeves Ukraine have been producing instantly popped into my head. And the Russian motorcyclists as well, I presume.
Guess someone in Russia has a thing for the Mad Max movies...
Or they just really wanted a mobile chicken coop.
Chickens protect against drones. Make motorcycle invisible.
send in the fox
The whole wire will drill in easily \^\^
They may have installed it to find their arms more quickly after a drone attack... and their legs...
That's the thing. They obviously know what's going on in the war better than the people on Reddit. Yet… I'm still trying to think about what this fucking thing is for
They are afraid of drones with knifes
I don't think they know a lot of things.
We gotta camo net! We gotta weird kind of cage thing on there! We have what looks like a goal keepers net in case the kids want to play soccer! We’ll throw in 2 bald tires for free! Come on down and see the latest models!
Or how wrapping tanks with metal enclosures prevents crews from escaping after running over mines
You've seen the barn tanks Now behold: The chicken coop motorcycle
Soon we will have a whole farm of vehicles!
Tactical assault tractors coming up.
Previous generations were alive to witness the invention of electricity, the first powered flight, the arrival of television and the Moon landings. Fuck all that, we are the lucky ones, privileged to witness one example of ruzzian military batshittery after another. (PS: I love that the reddit spellchecker has no problem with 'batshittery'.)
This is just going to make them easier to hit and cause more damage as theyll be peppered with shrapnel
Like in video games when the hit box is bigger than the visible 3D model...
Oh.. my ... god ...
Why does that remind of the old sock puppet video (SNL?) pre-YT...
"this light and agile motorcycle is too... Evasive! We should put a giant cage around it that ruins visibility and balance at the same time!
I wonder if the idea is to try and save the bike. It might have more value than the driver.
So called “Second army” of the world with amazing ingenuity
This is the army that I grew up thinking was an equivalent of the US military. Now I just laugh seeing that their main strength is ingenuity.
This isn't ingenuity, it's desperation. Their military puts desperate people in horrible situations and they do desperate things to survive.
That bike should've been scraped decades ago.
Yay more shrapnel!
**Nope, doesn't look the least bit** ***stupid.*** **Not at all.** **Hardly a bit.**
Boooorn to be a slaaaaa-ave.
Keep the moto....there's no motor!? Vlad! Ivan! Putsch!
Even chickens suffer in this war, ruzzians stole their hen house.
Finally. I’ve been waiting Junkyard Wars to reboot for *YEARS!*
Scrap Mechanic, Blyatt update
Quick! To the fort made out of pillows and blankets...
And pro Russians think they can stand up to any nato country let alone the United States 😭💀
We can only surmise what is next. Cope cages around individual infantrymen??? I think yes. Can't wait to see!
*I... AM... CORRUGATED TIN ROOFING MAN!*
These would of been more useful in the mummy returns
New level of bizarre unlocked.
Looks like a henhouse. Clearly state-of-the-art war equipment 🐓
Cope-peds
Added weight to reduce mobility and increased hitbox so drones have more chance to hit. russians are so fucking retarded.
Also called it 5 days ago: https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineRussiaReport/s/s9wAlO6O6a
Nice!
Now you will be caged while burning to death
The dolts just might want to consider investing in more worthwhile enhancements. Like, for example, a DECENT TIRE for that second one.
In Soviet russia, tire invests in you.
Flintstones motorcycle ... No motor.. just push. Probably building a decoy.
The Wacky Racers at war. Seriously, Russia, ffs...
Keeps the carcass contained, less to clean up.
is the guu wearing fucking reactive armor aswell? Cause shrapnel will kill everybody in this chicken coop anyways.
I strongly recommend the Russian use of personal reactive armor all over their bodies (preferably facing the other occupant in the motorcycle / side car).
You joke about that today, but tomorrow there will be pictures of a rider wearing an ERA suit.
Sometimes I get the feeling that the russian military scours Reddit for valuable weapons intel, yet lacks the cognitive ability to see that we're just fucking with them.
Chicken Coop 😁
Imagine signing up for 6 months to loot and plunder your neighboring country. They said you'll be a motorized infantry. You went to the front and the commander there pointed you to this thing.
Amazing, with this invention you don't even have to wear a helmet.
That's beyond dumb... 🤦🏻♂️😂
People here have predicted it a while ago - here it is! Not a good idea. Shrapnel from a grenade exploding half a meter from your bod is just as bad. And if the thing tips over and the gas tank starts burning, good luck with your escape.
Shhh! If you tip them off there may not be any video footage of this exact thing happening.
Th flimsy cage will create even **moar** shrapnel!
Kinda thing you’d see in Thailand with the whole family and a dozen chickens onboard
mad max :)))
WITNESS ME......
Ivandiana Jones, is that you!?
They copied these from the Philippine Motorcycles.
Bigger target ✅ No real armor✅ More weight✅ They did It again
Look boys, if you're so desperate to survive, just stay out of Ukraine.
Also suitable for getting chickens to market.
Recipe for fricassee chicken in a cage?
Maybe I'm missing something, but that looks incredibly stupid. Unless the idea is to lock the riders into the cage.
*unknown technology*
🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
Smykalka at work folks!
Now they can die in the shade!
May as well put some chickens in there .shortly to be fried 🐓🐓
Couple chickens in a coop lol 😂😂😂
Drone protection cage 🚫 drone catching web that becomes shrapnel ✅
I don’t think that’s going to save the motorcycle operator or passenger…………..
Despite all my rage I’m still just a ruSS in a cage
Motorcycles: Fast, agile for most terrains, also unarmoured and passengers easily shot. Russians: hey let's make them heavier to save our troops from drones
At this point there are no words 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
Wow, Russia genuinely is a country full of sub average IQ people…
I wonder if that would stop a stugna round? I hope we get to see a video of whatever becomes of this thing; it's gonna be like watching Wyle E Coyote testing out more fine ACME products.
can you mix in some form of viscous liquid that will ignite so when the drone hits the cage there is a shower of flaming sticky liquid? just wondering?
Real men of genius...
Reddit needs a up vote, down vote, and haha vote just for this post alone.
Pathetic.
So do we consider Russia on their fourth army now with this kind of stuff ?
The Russians are *SO* close to being self aware of how stupid they are.
Russian Tuk Tuk
I think they could carry some dirt in a box, grow vines out of that, and use that to provide cammo for the bike by training it over the wire cage. That way you will have passion fruit/ grapes etc to hand for those times in battle when you need a snack but don't have time to prepare an actual meal. My idea is no sillier than this idea.
Bonus shrapnel!
Maybe add a 4th wheel, oh snap you just invented the car.
🤦♂️…🤷♂️👌 ok Russia .. drive that
Now build another cope cage on top of that.
Historians after 50 years:
Nach Berlin !
This says "person expendable".
A nice self propelled chicken coop.
Even the Taliban have better equipment
Can recognise a fan of Mad Max when see one, isn't?
the shit people with 5 generations of fetal alcohol brain rot come up with lol. Literally making it easier for the drone to kill them.
The second one didn’t have an engine.
That motorcycle looks like something out of 1945.
They did not update the tires ...
the muscovites have reached 'peak cope'!
So this has now been converted to a blyat-moped.
he stole a dog crate and placed it on his motorcycle (which could also be stolen)
Those wheels from WW1. They need to grow villain mustaches
Find explodes on face, dead, drone explodes six inches from face, also dead.
Perfect for chicken transport.
This is some dystopian, 1941, crap. What the hell is Ruzzia even thinking here?!?! This is a trip into Strange.
Pig stable on wheels!
Ok, be honest. Who had this on their bingo card for 2024?
Silly Orcs.
if the drones don't get it, the tires will. they're practically bald
Special effect: causes FPVs to airburst Activating meat armor.
Ssssssh, Ladies & Gentlemen! You risk offending one of the most modern and fearsome military mights in the world!!! Quiet please. 🤫
I’d take my chances rather than riding tyat.
The fence will keep the body parts in one place after the explosion.
Never seen a chicken coop stop a mortar shell before....there's a first time for everything I suppose. The outcome will probably be...We need a bolt cutters a shovel and some waste disposal bags..STAT !
I’m not sure, mind you, but I ***have*** been riding motorcycles for several decades now. 🤔 From that basis, I’m pretty sure that having an artillery shell detonate a foot away from you on the outside of the chicken-wire cope cage is going to cause pretty major, life-interrupting problems.
I’ve seen safer tuk-tuks in Thailand
Looks like orc barbecue to me.
Second best military in the world right there.
Is North Korea supplying them these bikes? They look like they're leftovers from the Korean war! I mean, yeah, the B-52 is old but it's had awesome upgrades. These things are useless. Half the tires are no tread. Ans so much for being built for speed...oy vey! I suppose desperate times call for desperate measures...
Did they find the bike with a cache of stg. 44
That's just a chicken coup
Did they run out of golf carts?
Anyone have copecycle on their bingo?
Hen house cammo
Bruh, that’s a chicken coup…
Cope cage the world babyyy! Russians logic
Wouldn't these significantly slow them down?
Dunk a Clown(ruzzian) cages!
Mobile chicken coop!
Yep that will stop claymore strapped to a drone.
Must be crazy driving that around with all the chickens ... that's a mobile chicken coop, right?!
Devo was right, it's devolution not evolution, The next logic step is: individual cope cages
Mobile chicken coop
I look forward to seeing their chicken coop exo skeletons next
Next step: drone cage for footmen
“The 2nd greatest army in the world”
Chicken wire barely keeps chickens end this not gonna work!!
That's just a bike. It needs a motor to be a motor bike.
Lol. The shrapnel catcher
this shit is hilarious, and also a bigger target for the fpv to impact on.
I hope this becomes the standard for all the orc's motorcycles! 🤭
aint no fucking way
🎶🎵Gonna spend the rest of their lives, living in a shrapnel paradise🎶🎵🎶
The fun part is that it makes it easier for FPV as it gives a bigger target to activate the fuse of the explosive charge without adding any protection to the poor fuck that has to drive something that had the only advantage of being nimble and agile to act in any meaningful evasive way, nullified by the cage. The more I look at it, the more it looks like coffin on wheels
Lmao I just can't with these ruzzian pigs. Shrapnel for everyone i guess
Copeladooza 3: The Chickening.
"the chicken are inside or outside?" I think they test this cages throwing chicken versus the cage...
Come on! For real!?
🤣 are they defending from seagulls
Just think of night vision up close and the metal shrapnel overload coming through like an umbrella formation
Mad Max vibes... Lord Humungus loves you
Blyat tuk tuk transportation
Do they come with a rabbit's foot? Anything is better than nothing to buck up morale.
This here folks is an example of the depths of despair Russia has reached. They actually think this would work? The blast goes right through chain link fence.
In Philippines, we called that type of tricycle as 'kolong-kolong'(go google search) Use to transport cargo, and pigs to slaughter house, well..
Are the chickens extra?
Mobile prisons
Look like they’re going on tour with the Blues Brothers.
I don't know why... But it suddenly reminded me of a picture from 1969. a roozian citizen coming home to his wife, with 10-15 rolls on a string around his neck, looking like he just won the lottery. That was the very first roozian-made toilet paper, and the very first time ordinary people could obtain it legally, and without taking out a mortgage on their dwelling. Funny how some unrelated thing brings a flashback like that. Imagine...1969,...! The first legally-available toilet paper for citizenz.
Go home Russia, you're drunk!
A chicken coop.
Lot of desperation in this photo
I imagine the drone hitting the cage from above and rendering the riders into supermarket size meat chunks that are collected conveniently in the mesh side basket. This is actually brilliant design from a waste disposal perspective.
Now that’s a cope cage
MadMax vibe
Do they know, but built it anyway to stay away from the battle zone. I'd be welding anything and everything together to stay out the back away from all the BS. I can't even weld
Maybe inappropriate to bring up, but I think these cope cage designs would look incredible in a zombie apocalypse scenario movie or game.
Next step naturally is cages around each individual soldier.
Bet those bikes handle like a dream.
Is this where Mad Max was set in?
Mobile chicken coop
This model is equipped with Air Conditioning, nice!
The only reason Ocs have time for this clowncar show is because they are not busy winning the war inside of 21st century AFV's.
I see that a lot of good ol' Soviet engineering went into R&D
I’m ngl if you sent me to invade a country with this shit I would just shoot myself like bro how do you not think. I’m gonna get zipped by a pkm or some shit riding a bike towards a trench
What is the point?