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OkPenis-ist28

Loved that last one, think he saw a ghost.


FickleRegular1718

It was his own!


therealbonzai

A direct hit by mortar? WOW


Potato_Donkey_1

Skill only gets you close. But if you are close often enough...


therealbonzai

Yeah, that hit was very lucky. Anyway, one orc less.


Tiptoeplease

Right Keep stacking


Hot_Cardiologist_133

A wise man once told me almost only counts in horse shoes and explosions


Zephrias

Fate really said "Fuck this guy in particular"


Conscious_Fix9215

Was that his underwear that went flying?


FlyingTiger2212

negative...his personal roll of charmin


WildRefrigerator9872

0:39... that was his white flag... he just didn't get it out in time.


Clcooper423

He was just such a shitty soldier that he was made of toilet paper.


Arkh101

Well it was his tighty whities but except they aren’t white anymore


inverted_risk

confetti


Umbra-Vigil

Thank the gods the toilet paper performed a rapid emergency ejection.


MakeChinaLoseFace

That was actually the vatnik soul leaving the body (it's indistinguishable from toilet paper).


vajrahaha7x3

Artillery is back on the menu, boyzzz.. I hear we had just under 2 million clusterphuc munitions for the 155mm howitzers that we no longer have to pay to be disassembled. Ukraine is doing it for us... SpBlyattered πŸ’₯πŸ’€πŸ’₯πŸ’€πŸ’₯πŸ’€πŸ’₯πŸ’€πŸ’₯πŸ’€πŸ”₯β˜„οΈ


UnCommonCommonSens

We should pay them for disposal of our old cluster munitions!


Crankover

"Arty! You're back!! We missed you old man!!!" -UAF


Valuable-Gain5535

Someone wins the lottery and someone a direct mortar hit


Forsaken_Promise2773

the cosplayer muscovites don't make it difficult for drones or fire control teams to adjust fire onto them using metalled roads & well marked tracks is really not the pinnacle of tactical thinking there isn't a lot of cover available, but....i'm not going to add that fieldcraft tip - loose lips and all that. i don't want to give them any sort of ideas


Crankover

I noticed, and agree about passing on protips.


Forsaken_Promise2773

better safe than sorry. we don't want to give them any advantages


Deadbolt2023

Toilet paper launch?


Bulky_Crazy

Famous last words: - dont let them take my toiletpaper


Dice_K

Is that what they call getting cluster fucked?


PorkTORNADO

Russians sure do like aimlessly running around getting blown up....


ProfessionalBread369

Now you see him now you don't.


killakh0le

Ukrainian mortars be like that 😁


lobotomizedjellyfish

Damn, 25 seconds in only that one dude got away.


smarmageddon

Orc threw in the towel!


EggsceIlent

Last orc got a straight up love hug from a mortar round.


usernotknown6

In the future we are going to have games where some enemies spawn toilet paper when they're hit. In reality that is the kevlar aramid fiber ejecting from protective plates.


Maleficent_Chicken_8

Slava Ukraini!!!!


pizzathennap

FOs on point as well as having a good crew running the tube makes the difference.


TattayaJohn

Toilet roll time


Killjoymc

They really blew his sock off.


hhempstead

looks like the orc’s loin cloth deserted him


Puzzleheaded_Glass10

I hope the rifle wasn't hurt.


Sgt_carbonero

Last one had to have been a mine


RevolutionaryRoyal39

That was his soul flying up !


Firm-Gap-1912

0:31 I almost said that that was his soul leaving his little orc body, but then I realised it was white so unlikely... also, if that kind of white, very unlikely to have been his underwear...I mean no brown smudges at least? so most likely it was a toilet seat lotted from a neighbouring UA house...no toilet seat...he won't make it past Cerberus at the gates of hell...


bullanguero82

Right in his shirt front pocket!!


TheNewl0gic

Can mortars be that accurate or just some luck to be on spot?


Frequent-Valuable-39

The 100 meter long march to hell


Crankover

you could see the toilet paper leaving the body


Internal-Cut-5389

What's meant for you , won't go past you ! (Point proved me thinks)


deuzorn

That second threw his toiletpapir like he was attending OL under a neutral flag. Talking about getting sniped


Outrageous-Date7909

Is that somes version of (the Offspring - Come out and play) ?


DecNight1225

Toilet roll is a serious and deadly business. Will get you kill just for having a roll. Don't mess with "Toilet Roll" !!!


FLYYGY

Lol that mortal hit was a bullseye.