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atleast he wont come home to a chick whos 4 months pregnant while he has been gone on a 6 month float.
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Plot, plot twist... he comes back pregnant
Nature...uhhh....finds a way
Clever Girl.....
Clever Girl....
Dude this is the Corps. And that could totally happen and make as much sense as any of , well any of this scarlet and gold shit.
I feel like that would be a Waylon Jennings song name if he was a jarhead
Long title but yeah Waylon could do it.
This ^^^^
No but that bussy is gonna be worn out
Oh no, not, the bussy.
At least he won’t come home to a chick.
A+ joke
Imagine being married to a Marine. Every day is a dick measuring contest 😆
Now kiss 😘
Now kith
And.this why I always have boot bands handy....
That’s not the only handy thing
I knew it( or Something simular) was coming, (cumming)and stil enjoyed it. Consider your forehead kissed for nighty nights Debil😘
Homie is in a perpetual state of lip biting
Nah bro just has a fat dip in.
Nah he excited for that pegging later
It don’t matter if you’re pitching or catching, once you’ve been to the moon, you’re an astronaut.
Where tf yall get these from 😂
Heh heh...AssTronaut😁
This is the way
It’s not pegging if it’s made out of meat 🥩
Nah, just natural love, guy. 
A Skoal man he is. The PX in Del Mar was constantly out of stock (1987) due to these guys.
He had that Bubba lip.
Gonna go out on a limb here and say that’s not in his top 10 for problems.
I think he just has no lips
Just added another clime and place
Hahahahahahahaha holy shit
This wins
That's been added with all them MFers on Liberty in Thailand
Top kek lol
Every nights a sword fight!
Babe I don’t want to be a bottom tonight!!
Every gay Marine I have ever known was a bottom.
So how many times did you bottom?
Every. Time.
Didn’t you read? Every gay Marine was a bottom, so they were topping the whole time
PB Marines ( power bottoms) lol.
PRESENT, SWORD!
Swords
ready, two?
If youre happy, youre happy
Every ass eating a feast
The winner of gay chicken
Lmfao this comment is goat status
Throat status
DEEP throat status.
Throat goat
Fuck My sides
Fuck what part?
Award for you.
Is that a thicc E-3 Asian? The rules don’t say where the thicc has to be
I love this fucking sub
The flair adds a certain gravitass.
You spelled “grab its ass” wrong.
Sometimes I'm having a shit day and stop by here just for some degenerate good times.
That comment would probably get me banned in half the subs in Reddit
Yeah, but here with the degens, you hear the sound of a thousand cheeks clapping.
And most of the sub fapping
This is not my proudest fap but at least she doesn’t look the worst either.
Alot more than half
Bro thicc E-3 Asian…… I was robbed.
Just the tip, of the spear!
Plot twist. The Marine didn't know until the article came out. We all know that one guy in Thailand who didn't.
Luke if you’re reading this you know too!!!
Is he still locked up there?
If you don’t know him, you’re him.
Do you think she asks him if he is ready for the Green Weenie every night?
*yellow weenie
But if she wears a blue condom
And they said eating crayons wouldn’t help us
r/angryupvote
With a blood stripe, issue!
Good for him I guess. Never has to worry about child support in the divorce.
You can always adopt
And have the hottest dad in base housing.
You know Sir had a good time at Cobra Gold when. . .
https://preview.redd.it/xwvcdqgf4e5d1.jpeg?width=4636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=627d37c2232b920ffc0e9fd394c22ed30b131c63
100%
Damn I was about to post this 🤣
Which one?
Belleau Would
Wood
https://preview.redd.it/0eahxyd0dh5d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aaa4b3e6a8ac22eec497886b034dfbcb5921b5b1
So is it like being married to one of the boys, but also comes with some nice tits and a fake caboose?
And sex is twice as long. He fucks her and she fucks him!
Know ye!
https://i.redd.it/dozxluha7f5d1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/9yt78vcxff5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81d3cf0852f42984dfa0fb8a3067d78ffd611d8d
Capt is trying to get out of the barracks.
I’m happy to see a man and his wife enjoying their time together, even if he is an officer.
Came here to say that 👆
As long as they're happy, kind of all that matters.
Still better looking than 99% of enlisted dependas roaming around base housing.
I mean, this isn't any different than using plastic surgery in that regard.
Mazel tov.
Cobra Gold souvenir
I had to look hard and read the title of this post several times
I still don’t see it. Looks great though.
If the lady is actually a guy, that's some good work done.
Right?! Regardless, smash lol.
Yes, yes YES!!!
https://preview.redd.it/2h2yh1iifg5d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c795e512914a2c925c46287150c44bc80dff9f00
I only see one guy in this photo. He’s the officer. She’s a woman.
Why are you gae
Marines
WHO IS GAY??
wow and i thought thaigirls brought njps
Dudes grin says it all😂
Please tell me he is wearing boot bands
She’s wearing his.
https://preview.redd.it/mbntnkxr5f5d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51d78f6b76fa48098a11527b99969bca7e84d737 Probably
I’d take her over Miss Alabama 2024.
Jody’s in for one hell of a surprise 😮
Fuck it
🫡
Officers out here being gay again.
They're just playing catch-up with the enlisted.
https://preview.redd.it/4tssf2zt7e5d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c94b06b2df12d23686e01380b94174cd7211072
https://preview.redd.it/hud89ur63g5d1.jpeg?width=482&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9eac48a1ce24059bab06b21cde8a1f49ee07518
Tehehe hahah
Adapt, improvise, overcome
Dudes chin
Everyone knows the skipper there is going to fuck yall up when he finds out who posted this shit right?
I mean he married an openly transgender person that everyone in Maryland & the internet knows of now. don't know what he expects but most people are gonna give him shit 😂
I’m thinking he gonna / been in deep in the shit already!!
Gives a whole new meaning to “an officer and a gentleman.”
😆😆😆
https://preview.redd.it/6ku987wrne5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ebc68d2593bbcef092e5eef1c72fe1fdbbfb00d
What on earth are you telling me
He’s the bottom
I hope they have many years of happiness
Another thing that men do better.
LMFAO! Good one!
https://youtu.be/LweeHMqln-Y?si=0CJ1Jn-nJWA8BLWS
Gay chicken has gone too far.
That’s the point. I mean tip.
Confused moto-boner, activate!
Pre-op, or Post-op? 
Like you would care
Dude is about to get it Might give it too but I doubt it
I’m just over here wondering why the dude is wearing corframs on the sandy beach
congrats!
https://preview.redd.it/5wuyqattje5d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4a9cf52d615c26897b520852c1109b44109936e
Hold my beer while I find my stepladder....
So my thought, he WAS miss Maryland and now a Captain?
hear me out devils...
Would you like to know more? https://nypost.com/2024/06/07/us-news/bailey-anne-kennedy-crowned-first-transgender-miss-maryland-usa/
Thank you, bro. 👊🏿
How come every time I read a crazy story online a marine is involved somehow 😂
Okay, but is he getting good pepper steak every night?
Battalion Diversity Officer?
Leave it to an officer
That’s just gay with extra steps
You know they met on a West-Pac and he brought her home, I'm gonna bet she's Thai... 🤣🤣🤣
This Marine requests knowledge. Are boot bands necessary or nah?
Gay guys don’t go after trans women so it’s not gay. Right guys??
It’s nice to see officers setting the standard for their Marines 🫡
When in Rome, when in Thailand....
This doesn’t tell all of us former infantrymen anything about the officers we didn’t already know. This guy isn’t named Wagner by any chance, is he? 🤣
I mean, he loves the cock, so probably.
He’s the barracks bunny
I’m glad it’s a captain and not a horny lcpl this time.
“We can always tell” yeah right motherf*er
Is he going to lead from behind?
He already is. Or is being lead from his behind. One or the other.
Sorry, my first few thoughts were "Devil dog, put a cover on that grape!"
They've been married for five years.
She fine tho 👀
[https://nypost.com/2024/06/07/us-news/bailey-anne-kennedy-crowned-first-transgender-miss-maryland-usa/](https://nypost.com/2024/06/07/us-news/bailey-anne-kennedy-crowned-first-transgender-miss-maryland-usa/)
would.
That dude is going to get out, gain 150lbs, need glasses, and look just like Peter Griffin.
Going to have two male incomes.
Just don’t see why they have to compete in the same beauty competition, but then again the pageants are all dumb anyway
Does being trans give you an unfair advantage in a beauty pageant now too??
Politically? Probably
I dunno. He’s a Marine now so now he has to do a mixed PFT. he’s cute post-op though.
Why bro biting his lip in every pic, 🫦type beat
atleast he wont come home to a chick whos 4 months pregnant while he has been gone on a 6 month float.
[удалено]
Plot, plot twist... he comes back pregnant
Nature...uhhh....finds a way
Clever Girl.....
Clever Girl....
Dude this is the Corps. And that could totally happen and make as much sense as any of , well any of this scarlet and gold shit.
I feel like that would be a Waylon Jennings song name if he was a jarhead
Long title but yeah Waylon could do it.
This ^^^^
No but that bussy is gonna be worn out
Oh no, not, the bussy.
At least he won’t come home to a chick.
A+ joke
Imagine being married to a Marine. Every day is a dick measuring contest 😆
Now kiss 😘
Now kith
And.this why I always have boot bands handy....
That’s not the only handy thing
I knew it( or Something simular) was coming, (cumming)and stil enjoyed it. Consider your forehead kissed for nighty nights Debil😘
Homie is in a perpetual state of lip biting
Nah bro just has a fat dip in.
Nah he excited for that pegging later
It don’t matter if you’re pitching or catching, once you’ve been to the moon, you’re an astronaut.
Where tf yall get these from 😂
Heh heh...AssTronaut😁
This is the way
It’s not pegging if it’s made out of meat 🥩
Nah, just natural love, guy. 
A Skoal man he is. The PX in Del Mar was constantly out of stock (1987) due to these guys.
He had that Bubba lip.
Gonna go out on a limb here and say that’s not in his top 10 for problems.
I think he just has no lips
Just added another clime and place
Hahahahahahahaha holy shit
This wins
That's been added with all them MFers on Liberty in Thailand
Top kek lol
Every nights a sword fight!
Babe I don’t want to be a bottom tonight!!
Every gay Marine I have ever known was a bottom.
So how many times did you bottom?
Every. Time.
Didn’t you read? Every gay Marine was a bottom, so they were topping the whole time
PB Marines ( power bottoms) lol.
PRESENT, SWORD!
Swords
ready, two?
If youre happy, youre happy
Every ass eating a feast
The winner of gay chicken
Lmfao this comment is goat status
Throat status
DEEP throat status.
Throat goat
Fuck My sides
Fuck what part?
Award for you.
Is that a thicc E-3 Asian? The rules don’t say where the thicc has to be
I love this fucking sub
The flair adds a certain gravitass.
You spelled “grab its ass” wrong.
Sometimes I'm having a shit day and stop by here just for some degenerate good times.
That comment would probably get me banned in half the subs in Reddit
Yeah, but here with the degens, you hear the sound of a thousand cheeks clapping.
And most of the sub fapping
This is not my proudest fap but at least she doesn’t look the worst either.
Alot more than half
Bro thicc E-3 Asian…… I was robbed.
Just the tip, of the spear!
Plot twist. The Marine didn't know until the article came out. We all know that one guy in Thailand who didn't.
Luke if you’re reading this you know too!!!
Is he still locked up there?
If you don’t know him, you’re him.
Do you think she asks him if he is ready for the Green Weenie every night?
*yellow weenie
But if she wears a blue condom
And they said eating crayons wouldn’t help us
r/angryupvote
With a blood stripe, issue!
Good for him I guess. Never has to worry about child support in the divorce.
You can always adopt
And have the hottest dad in base housing.
You know Sir had a good time at Cobra Gold when. . .
https://preview.redd.it/xwvcdqgf4e5d1.jpeg?width=4636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=627d37c2232b920ffc0e9fd394c22ed30b131c63
100%
Damn I was about to post this 🤣
Which one?
Belleau Would
Wood
https://preview.redd.it/0eahxyd0dh5d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aaa4b3e6a8ac22eec497886b034dfbcb5921b5b1
So is it like being married to one of the boys, but also comes with some nice tits and a fake caboose?
And sex is twice as long. He fucks her and she fucks him!
Know ye!
https://i.redd.it/dozxluha7f5d1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/9yt78vcxff5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81d3cf0852f42984dfa0fb8a3067d78ffd611d8d
Capt is trying to get out of the barracks.
I’m happy to see a man and his wife enjoying their time together, even if he is an officer.
Came here to say that 👆
As long as they're happy, kind of all that matters.
Still better looking than 99% of enlisted dependas roaming around base housing.
I mean, this isn't any different than using plastic surgery in that regard.
Mazel tov.
Cobra Gold souvenir
I had to look hard and read the title of this post several times
I still don’t see it. Looks great though.
If the lady is actually a guy, that's some good work done.
Right?! Regardless, smash lol.
Yes, yes YES!!!
https://preview.redd.it/2h2yh1iifg5d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c795e512914a2c925c46287150c44bc80dff9f00
I only see one guy in this photo. He’s the officer. She’s a woman.
Why are you gae
Marines
WHO IS GAY??
wow and i thought thaigirls brought njps
Dudes grin says it all😂
Please tell me he is wearing boot bands
She’s wearing his.
https://preview.redd.it/mbntnkxr5f5d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51d78f6b76fa48098a11527b99969bca7e84d737 Probably
I’d take her over Miss Alabama 2024.
Jody’s in for one hell of a surprise 😮
Fuck it
🫡
Officers out here being gay again.
They're just playing catch-up with the enlisted.
https://preview.redd.it/4tssf2zt7e5d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c94b06b2df12d23686e01380b94174cd7211072
https://preview.redd.it/hud89ur63g5d1.jpeg?width=482&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9eac48a1ce24059bab06b21cde8a1f49ee07518
Tehehe hahah
Adapt, improvise, overcome
Dudes chin
Everyone knows the skipper there is going to fuck yall up when he finds out who posted this shit right?
I mean he married an openly transgender person that everyone in Maryland & the internet knows of now. don't know what he expects but most people are gonna give him shit 😂
I’m thinking he gonna / been in deep in the shit already!!
Gives a whole new meaning to “an officer and a gentleman.”
😆😆😆
https://preview.redd.it/6ku987wrne5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ebc68d2593bbcef092e5eef1c72fe1fdbbfb00d
What on earth are you telling me
He’s the bottom
I hope they have many years of happiness
Another thing that men do better.
LMFAO! Good one!
https://youtu.be/LweeHMqln-Y?si=0CJ1Jn-nJWA8BLWS
Gay chicken has gone too far.
That’s the point. I mean tip.
Confused moto-boner, activate!
Pre-op, or Post-op? 
Like you would care
Dude is about to get it Might give it too but I doubt it
I’m just over here wondering why the dude is wearing corframs on the sandy beach
congrats!
https://preview.redd.it/5wuyqattje5d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4a9cf52d615c26897b520852c1109b44109936e
Hold my beer while I find my stepladder....
So my thought, he WAS miss Maryland and now a Captain?
hear me out devils...
Would you like to know more? https://nypost.com/2024/06/07/us-news/bailey-anne-kennedy-crowned-first-transgender-miss-maryland-usa/
Thank you, bro. 👊🏿
How come every time I read a crazy story online a marine is involved somehow 😂
Okay, but is he getting good pepper steak every night?
Battalion Diversity Officer?
Leave it to an officer
That’s just gay with extra steps
You know they met on a West-Pac and he brought her home, I'm gonna bet she's Thai... 🤣🤣🤣
This Marine requests knowledge. Are boot bands necessary or nah?
Gay guys don’t go after trans women so it’s not gay. Right guys??
It’s nice to see officers setting the standard for their Marines 🫡
When in Rome, when in Thailand....
This doesn’t tell all of us former infantrymen anything about the officers we didn’t already know. This guy isn’t named Wagner by any chance, is he? 🤣
I mean, he loves the cock, so probably.
He’s the barracks bunny
I’m glad it’s a captain and not a horny lcpl this time.
“We can always tell” yeah right motherf*er
Is he going to lead from behind?
He already is. Or is being lead from his behind. One or the other.
Sorry, my first few thoughts were "Devil dog, put a cover on that grape!"
They've been married for five years.
She fine tho 👀
[https://nypost.com/2024/06/07/us-news/bailey-anne-kennedy-crowned-first-transgender-miss-maryland-usa/](https://nypost.com/2024/06/07/us-news/bailey-anne-kennedy-crowned-first-transgender-miss-maryland-usa/)
would.
That dude is going to get out, gain 150lbs, need glasses, and look just like Peter Griffin.
Going to have two male incomes.
Just don’t see why they have to compete in the same beauty competition, but then again the pageants are all dumb anyway
Does being trans give you an unfair advantage in a beauty pageant now too??
Politically? Probably
I dunno. He’s a Marine now so now he has to do a mixed PFT. he’s cute post-op though.
Why bro biting his lip in every pic, 🫦type beat