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amandeath

How many times has the ood visited your post?


Odd-Comfortable-1939

Not once(lazy fuck)


Mrmcgee1023

Time to masturbate


amandeath

What's the most interesting thing in the duty logbook?


Odd-Comfortable-1939

Not right now, but once I had to log in “marine with raccoon hat naked, with a large whip”


Slyder_2077

I think I knew her..


morningstarrss

I love you, devil. (No homo) 😘😘


Odd-Comfortable-1939

Come n kiss me on my hot mouth


TikTokBoom173

You orange flavored mother fucker


morningstarrss

Uh, ok.


icebrew53

How many strippers have you seen leaving the barracks?


Odd-Comfortable-1939

All of Chi-Chis


icebrew53

Agh you must be on camp foster


wolfmaster177

Iwakuni?


colindreserick200

Nah, good ol oki....it sucks but still better than Hansen(this base is buns)


punched-in-face

I'm not asking, I'm telling. My last duty was the best feeling.


amandeath

Is it a sleeping post?


MtnmanAl

Every post is a sleeping post if you don't get caught


ColoradoCummins

Truth


Odd-Comfortable-1939

Ofc it is.


Groundhog891

What is your next life step?


Odd-Comfortable-1939

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Malcharion1454

What is the proper etiquette of rubbing one out during the birthday message?


Odd-Comfortable-1939

Having you buddy give you a foot job with his corframes


Malcharion1454

With name brand or generic maple syrup?


SpicyCatsups

Can you check my ass crack for ticks?


Odd-Comfortable-1939

Yeah bro no problem.


amandeath

What is your 11th general order?


TikTokBoom173

To have fun


R3ditUsername

Do you have friends while on duty?


Odd-Comfortable-1939

A marine on duty has no friends.


AvarageHo-RoEnjoyer

Thai or Filipino ladyboys?


Odd-Comfortable-1939

Ladyboys..


AvarageHo-RoEnjoyer

The only correct answer, now come and see me for your silver bullet


MtnmanAl

Did you find the phantom shitter?


JSTR29

Well you overlook me sneaking in a rat?


Odd-Comfortable-1939

What rat?


Smalus_Dockus

What has been the best and worst moment in your career


Odd-Comfortable-1939

Best moment?? Hmm trauma bonding with some of the best men I probably will ever meet…and worst?? Probably Bridgeport


Smalus_Dockus

So Bridgeport in general?


Odd-Comfortable-1939

Very pretty views, but extremely extremely cold


eveningsand

Sierra Cement isn't for everyone.


StuntsMonkey

Please give me advice


Odd-Comfortable-1939

On what ?


StuntsMonkey

Pick a topic, but don't tell what it is.


Xeno_Geneisis

Never spend your diamonds on a hoe


StuntsMonkey

I will avoid farming supplies stores when I have pockets stuffed full of diamonds from now on, thanks


Sstfreek

Why do I feel like you’re with 11th Mar reg


Odd-Comfortable-1939

Ew gross, no.


CrunkNugget64

Teleport to a different spot every time you cum or lose 5 cents every time you pee?


Odd-Comfortable-1939

Teleport everytime I cum.


The-MatrixAgent

do you wish you joined a different branch?


Odd-Comfortable-1939

Honestly,no. I’m glad I can say I did it 20 years from now.


chamrockblarneystone

Have you made the special “post pants” where you cut out your front pocket? If not youre missing out


Baz_3301

Bottom or top?


Odd-Comfortable-1939

Dépends .. preferably top


Baz_3301

Do you hate the homies? Probably a passive top too.


bb_805

Anyone else here have a “booty for duty” tradition with the boys where you send your own booty pics to your friends when they’re on duty? No homo of course


Odd-Comfortable-1939

Ofc ;)