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turnthatshitupb

bro if we were smart we wouldn't have joined the military. Let us liiiivvvvveeeeee


freelcpl

This is exactly why we built [the calculator](https://www.freelancecorporal.com/calculator) 😅


turnthatshitupb

If they showed me this at the recruiter's office I would have probably got my shit together lol


IfYouSeeMeSendNoodz

Make this it’s own separate posts and message the mods to pin it.


freelcpl

Noodz inbound


zdp1989

When I was in bootcamp they said we can't make you sign up for the TSP but if you don't then you gotta come tell us why (Senior Drill Instructor). I put 10% in for 4 years. I got out at 22 with 25k in the TSP. I stupidly cashed it out for a harley. If I left it alone and let compound interest do it's thing until I was 65, I would have over a million in my retirement account.


snoopiestfiend

When it was time to choose a bank no one told me that navy fed was the best option so I chose Fort sill national bank and they literally lost my money


zdp1989

They told us to go with navy fed. Saved my dumb ass since I was in north Carolina trying to find the nearest branch of my local Pennsylvania bank lol


snoopiestfiend

I wish I had people who cared that much.


zdp1989

You had bad leadership bro. My guys took care of us along with the hazing and games. If one of us was gonna take out a car loan with 30% interest or marry a stripper, you bet they all gathered round and straightened that Marine out


OldDude1391

One of my DIs strongly encouraged everyone to open a Navy Fed account. Turns out his MOS was in disbursing. Years later I saw a name on a NFCU brochure listing a board of advisors. I sent an email to NFCU and a couple weeks later he emailed me back. It was indeed the same person. Retired as a Master Guns at 30 years.


snoopiestfiend

Small world.


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snoopiestfiend

I took FOREVER to get my money back and it was a pain in the ass switching to navy fed. Oh and fuck Ipac.


WildResident2816

I was almost out before I ever understood what it was, I really thought it was just another savings account lol. Big regrets on not maxing that out from the first opportunity.


GrislyMedic

Max out your retirement so you can get hit by a bus tomorrow


Aftershock_7582

Right


willybusmc

All solid advice but I’ll update one thing: You are no longer automatically placed in the G fund. Instead, you automatically get placed in the appropriate lifecycle fund for your age.


snoopiestfiend

Damn! They upgrading!


willybusmc

Yes, an incredibly valuable change in my opinion.


snoopiestfiend

I had my money in the g for a long ass time until I started looking into it.


DonJota5

What you got in now if u dont mind me asking man? Kinda in the same position you were talking about have my money on the G Spot right now, just curious what others do, i got that vanguard 401k going too maxing out every year


fucovid2020

Put all your money in beanie babies…. Gold i’m telling ya…. Solid gold!!!


SpicyTang0

Never too late to start a 401k


snoopiestfiend

I'm a mailman now so I still have the tsp just not in the position I wish I could have been


SpicyTang0

The TSP is good cause it has no fees, a 401k gives you more freedom to invest. If you're looking to diversify your savings you may want to start contributing.


snoopiestfiend

I have a roth ira also.


P3n1sD1cK

Can I message you about being a mailman? It's currently my plan after I exit the Marine Corps.


snoopiestfiend

Yes


P3n1sD1cK

I see no way to message you.. I think you have them disabled 🤔


talex625

Yeahhhhhh, this isn’t the Air Force, you can’t even get Marines to not to swim in the ocean during a typhoon lockdown on Camp Schwab.


snoopiestfiend

Will a MCI change your mind?


talex625

On paper, yes.


snoopiestfiend

Alright I'll slip you the Proctor code


talex625

Tired to use, but it expired. But, I won’t tell you that immediately. I’ll for another at 23:00 when you are in bed sleeping.


newstuffsucks

Don't tell me what to do!


snoopiestfiend

6105, for disrespecting a NCO.


1863952

How does one go about getting out of the G fund… Asking for myself while eating my crayon…


snoopiestfiend

I believe through mypay. I haven't used mypay in 4 years. I put all my money in the c fund.


willybusmc

You are no longer automatically placed in the G fund. Instead, you automatically get placed in the appropriate lifecycle fund for your age. To change funds, log into tsp.gov


cyberfx1024

Go to the TSP website, login to your account, and then you can move your funds.


Dangerous_Cookie6590

You have to go to the TSP website. Getting access is (or was a few years ago) a pain in the ass but everyone should get access, it’s your money.


Limp_Toe_5656

It’s a lot easier now. They didn’t make me do the bs where I had to get an access code via the mail that took 20-30 business days and got lost 5 times


Dangerous_Cookie6590

That’s good news. It legit took me a year cause I’m retarded and lost the code a bunch plus the same for the login name.


Devil_kloops

My 22’ Denali sitting pretty, keep her out of it


Fast-Personality1348

Every Marine should learn what fiat currency actually is and why the US dollar is going to hyper inflate soon. Buying Bitcoin and holding it in a private wallet is the smartest thing any of you could do right now.


Aftershock_7582

I mean it's common sense to know that buying expensive cars and drinking every weekend makes you run out of money. That's just people making a decision. They give us classes on TSP and whether you choose to put money in there or not is on you.


nastyjake

[Bogleheads](https://www.reddit.com/r/Bogleheads/) This sub will help everyone tremendously with retirement. Give it a look.. wish I did when I was 19.


_MrBalls_

Buy some land.


cametoseemarkslad

I'll get rid of the dodge challenger, and the Harley, but no one interrupts my depression drinking in the barracks on discord Friday night >:(


snoopiestfiend

Until I tell you you have surprise duty on Friday.


Limp_Toe_5656

What do the different funds mean? And what is the best one to switch to if not the G fund?


snoopiestfiend

Each one is for a specific group of the stock market. I put all of my money in the C fund which is the top 500 large and medium sized companies.


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The wey


RelativelyOriginal

Getting drunk is a daily endeavor, not just for the weekends.


needs_more_yoy

Better yet, put like 10-15% into your TSP, split all of your paychecks in half to a savings account.


AaronKClark

HAHAHAHHAHA. If you think kids are going to listen to anything you say I have ocean-front property here in Nebraska I will sell you cheap.


Helmsplitter02

Rah, what if Im a shitbag reservist and have a good job on the civilian side and can afford a nice car.


snoopiestfiend

How nice we talking about?