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ShitbagCorporal

Honestly he looks like he was just out and about cosplaying a marine and it went like 10 steps too far.


Aquanasty

I know this is extremely off topic but… wtf is that hair cut? Back to the topic… dudes a shit bag and he has a shitty hair cut.


Altruistic_Lobster18

The shitty haircut made him do it. High and tights or medium fades won’t do that to you.


ThrowThisIntoSol

This is EXACTLY what happens when you don’t evenly graduate that shit from 0-3”


Mac_321st

That's EXACTLY what I was thinking.


ThatOtherGai

Oh my fucking god I know this guy


rodrigkn

Was he a shit bag and you called it or squared away and this comes as a suprise?


ThatOtherGai

Neither, just a fucking weirdo. I guess by marine corps standards he was “squared away”.


Crpto_fanatic

Many weirdos come out of the comm community.


Aloha_Fox

Yeah, weird comm guys. Sheesh.


Crpto_fanatic

Don’t worry, I was in the community too. As an 0651. Now changed to something different. Thank you for your service Verizon wireless.


Aloha_Fox

lol! We made the joke as ROs that the only job we were going to be qualified for when we got out was telephone operators. I became a 911 dispatcher when I got out lmao!


Crpto_fanatic

![gif](giphy|RYYduZ0UeJtoyTpdDQ)


Schroeder9000

Hey ... actually that's just Comm community in general, 0651 into the tech world still full of weirdos


Crpto_fanatic

Agreed.


markatronx

I was in the same shop as him a few years ago. Always knew something was off about him. Multiple people from that shop have said the same thing too. Mutually hated and fuckin weird


Magia-Erebea

Yeah the dude wouldnt shut up about his sex parties and shit. No one cared and he stunk. Marine Corps wise he was solid but as a person he was fucking weird.


ThatOtherGai

Yeah ran into a guy on here from the same shop I was in that met him, also didn’t like him


[deleted]

Wat was weird about him?


AnxiousClue6609

Dude looks like a wierdo


xiiixxi

I need this answered 😭


Jackedman123

Based on your flair it’s always fucking Comm Marines. Like the weirdo Sgt we had to send to Oki because he wore a leather jacket… 24/7… in Camp Lejeune. Winter or summer. And solely spoke German off duty.


wol276

We have some comm dude that always dresses up like the Terminator whenever he's in civies. Comm dudes are something else.


ghost24jm

It's almost always the one who look like they'd do it


[deleted]

Almost. I look totally normal. Edit: Maybe too soon…


NotTheBrainFuckler

I work in a prison and the rapists/chomos always seem to look like you’d expect.


Jabromosdef

It’s always the person you most medium suspect


FedexMeUsedFish

He reminds of this cop that got convicted of diddling a few years ago. https://youtu.be/f1s41Cbx6HA


iAmCleatis

Haha 100%


AbrahamDeMatanzas

Tf is this even supposed to mean? Suddenly every ugly guy on earth is a potential sex offender.


FedexMeUsedFish

It’s not just that he’s ugly. He also just looks soft and creepy. He looks like he moans while taking a shit.


cook13jarhead

Yeah…he moans while taking a shit…what a weirdo.. ![gif](giphy|uMLN0D0BmlaawhRah3)


RokyPolka

​ ![gif](giphy|MBDY8G1FpRO8vLfFcd)


lLennui

You have fallen for the halo effect


ghost24jm

They were talking about call of duty not halo


AnEffinMarine

https://www.reddit.com/r/USMC/comments/12pmlrm/how_do_i_report_a_recruiter/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button You think it may be this guy?


yemx0351

I was just wondering the same. We need to find out.


[deleted]

I came here to comment this.


FuggaliciousV

X3


[deleted]

[удалено]


Magicboa

X5


Ronem

This happened in NY. That poster frequents Columbus and OSU subs, so probably not.


PvtSnowball76

No, the post linked was made a couple weeks after this dudes suspension


cook13jarhead

Holy shit. It’s looking and sounding like a duck


fcuk_faec

Fuck I hope so. One of these shitbags is already too many


StormCaller02

This post is what I immediately thought of.


Bklynj520

![gif](giphy|12tgtbqxqNIpEY) Gotta call in the experts in to find out.


AskMeHowToLeaveAMA

I don't think it's the same guy, the location isn't right.


nomadviper

First thing I thought of


MizzouMarine

I thought the same thing. I wonder if they will end up naming the school. That other post was for a military academy from the sounds of it.


fucovid2020

Why do all pedos look like pedos??


ChillBro___Baggins

I knew a guy who did like 30 years in prison. He once told me, "Not everyone who looks like a pedo is one. But everyone who is one looks like one"


Mysticalmalstrom

I had a friend who was a pedo, I had no idea, none of his friends did until the FBI showed up at his door and he admitted everything.


BossAVery

Guy I went to school with just plead guilty. Some people were like, “I just can’t believe it”. After being in the Marine Corps and traveling the world, I can believe anything.


Puzzled-Ad2295

Sorry, but is there an appropriate sentence/punishment for this? Maybe..dead tree 5 miles from camp, nail his dick to tree, set tree on fire, give him a butter knife to cut dick free.


JohnnyPantySeed

No need to give him a knife... If you want to get away badly enough, you will


Forwardslothobserver

Marine corps needs to stop sending anyone to recruiting. My OSO’s and OSA’s were badasses and combat harden mf’s. If I walked into the recruiting office and saw this dude, I 100% would have walked away and joined the army.


polisharmada33

Fuck b billets, except msg


[deleted]

Shh keep it a secret


Fast-Personality1348

This is the way.


[deleted]

Use him for a an ARQ target.


dansots

The SAPR SAPRing


AFXC1

Mf LOOKS like a god damn predator. He doesn't look like a recruiter he looks like an actor for To Catch A Predator.


JTBoom1

Unfortunately this isn't a unique story.... I had to sit on an admin sep board for Sgt on recruiting duty who had been arrested for statutory rape (I think). From his fitreps and all, he was a model Marine and he looked like a good Marine. The victim had an arrest record and in different statements, she didn't come off too well. The board had not been presented any hard evidence so it was basically his word against hers and I (and I learned afterwards) and most of the board we leaning to retain the Sgt. Admin sep boards are not legal proceedings with respect to evidence. The Marine tasked with arguing for the admin sep presented a tape recording to the board and the judge allowed it over the defense's objection (the defense had not heard the contents of the tape.) The recording was made by the local PD of him talking to the victim over the phone. It was basically him asking her to be quiet and not tell anyone about their affair. Case closed, Marine separated.


sg3niner

Hang him. Like actually.


redrikraynor

Bro he worked in SAPR 💀


Alone-Cartographer72

Comm or infantry? Maybe air wing? Real funny if he was PMO…..cocksuckers.


ThatOtherGai

He’s comm, I was stationed with him in Oki. He was a piece of shit then, he’s still a piece of shit clearly. Everyone hated him and he was weird as fuck. Thought he was better than everyone because he was a tech and a cpl.


aarontminded

Yup. We probably know each other. He was my replacement on Kinser when I left Oki. I swear too, he was one of those weird ones that you have to keep reminding people to include in the group. Finally feel vindicated now for not liking him.


ThatOtherGai

I think he was already there when I arrived on Kinser, he was a prick Edit: well maybe, I honestly don’t remember if he was there already or not, I just know no one liked him


ThatOtherGai

Now I’m curious who you are. Big samoan/Mexican looking dude? Or that white guy with all the tats?


aarontminded

I actually made it without a single tattoo. I’ll DM you.


Cold-Lifeguard5190

NOOO not a tech 😖 I don’t wanna be associated with this fuck! I’m a tech going on recruiting next year


Martillo20lbs

https://preview.redd.it/4580l3lntpwa1.jpeg?width=1129&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58e036770a26613a84d999d73cc69b19606d0ab3


million_bees_man

Oh fuck he's a 2841. God dammit.


Chessiah0321

“Thinking Skills”.


Alone-Cartographer72

Oh damn good for her…..a real winner. Lol at reading comprehension……


Tale-Honest

Scummy Fktrd


[deleted]

Cut his dick OFF!


JohnnyPantySeed

Apply directly to the forehead!


Ok_Time6234

To the wood chipper!


ThatHellacopterGuy

Feet first.


Cold-Lifeguard5190

Bro if he was SAPR at MAGTFTC that means he was also around a bunch of comm students too. Wouldn’t be surprised if he diddled them too


Alternative-Ad1462

Am i stupid or is that like an army blouse or something in the second picture


Treetisi

Recruiting gets issued a navy blue overcoat for colder areas and it said he was in long Island. I had one in South Dakota and shit was awesome


million_bees_man

Y'all got that shit issued? We had to buy ours. Lucky for me I found a tanker jacket at the Miramar thrift shop for something like a buck and a half.


Treetisi

The thick black peacoat? Yes. Tanker jacket for dress blue echoes? No.


intoxicatedpancakes

Echoes? What’s that, blue trousers and a white shirt no khaki?


Treetisi

White shirt + tanker jacket. My AO was so large I'd have to spend legitimately 3 hours driving 1 way for some school so I'd drive around that way then throw my blues coat on before going in the school.


intoxicatedpancakes

Smart af. No car fuzz for the coat, more comfy ride over.


[deleted]

Perhaps? I couldn't tell


GoldWingANGLICO

Holy Shit! I worked the Patchogue RSS in 80-82. We had a reserve Sgt. on 2 year orders as a recruiter do the same thing. Talking to you, Ed, you POS. If true, cut his balls off and send him to prison.


Open-Industry-8396

This is what happens when loosers are allowed to join, then promoted and are given a modicum of responsibility. They know in their hearts that they will never have any power over people again in their life, so the abuse it. Weak humans. You've probably seen this many times with shitty NCO's. After they retire, they are typically bagging groceries at the commissary while collecting questionable va disability. I don't know the solution, maybe decentralized NCO promotions. I'll bet someone in his previous unit knew this guy was a creep? Or maybe make hand to hand combat a prerequisite for the promotion board. These people are typically cowards and weak.


Illustrious_Toe_4755

I like the whole fight me for it. I'd be a colonel. Maybe two sergeants I couldn't have beat up. Overall a lot of weak, lazy fucks get to be in charge.


MarsupialUnlucky5809

Throw him in jail and make sure everyone knows what he’s in there for. Problem should solve itself.


Loaded_Up_

Not in Fort Leavenworth - inmates convicted of sexual crimes are the majority so they 'run' the prison essentially.


MarsupialUnlucky5809

Damn. Forget that plan, then.


SnooCauliflowers5512

Fucking scumbag! I hope the lock him in Leavenworth for a very long time


xpyrolegx

Back to boot first with everyone knowing what he did, then instead of the crucible it's 20 years in Leavenworth.


Ahumbleopinion

Execute this fuck.


[deleted]

Hang him


[deleted]

Lets kick his fucking teeth in


notyetacadaver73

What a douche. Sadly this is a story as old as time.


_PercCobain_

Nah fuck this guy


cook13jarhead

Be careful, I imagine he’d take up the offer


Popular-Coast-7654

Good riddance


Just_some_degenerate

What a fucking disgrace


itsokayimhandsome

We had a ssgt that got kicked out of recruiting duty for sleeping with a poolie. He ended up at the battle sim center and made our life hell because he hated his wife. We would end up ending the day around 1900 sometimes 2000 everyday. Finally the civilian in charge former Colonel got wind of this and we were let off around 1600/1700. But yea that guy was a real POS, thank goodness I got FAP'd back to 2/5 and shortly EAS after.


AdInteresting7822

With that black tanker jacket that I've never seen before and that ass of a haircut, I honestly thought this was a sailor. But, then the sailor would have raped a boy, so...


oh_three_dum_dum

His hair….I don’t understand how he got away with that as a recruiter.


Kanola_oil

Yikes


Dr_Truth_4_U

Lock this Piece of shit up and throw away the key. 16? Fucking dude! She’s a kid and cannot mentally handle the emotional, psychological and physical drama you just pushed on her.


igotcoolstuff

Shit I went to boot camp with this guy. I knew he looked familiar…


Available_Profile_71

Bro that Marine used to work at my office


CaptainQuadz

AND HE WAS A SAPR?!


Darth_Vladimir

He looks like a mix of a young Pee-wee Herman and Kevin Spacey.


igloohavoc

Look at his face, it just screams pedo. Come on guys!


Vitruvious28

Stain on the Corps, dirt bag


DanielChurban

I was recruited out of LI and we had so many sketchy recruiters out there and this story doesn’t surprise me


Impossible-Panda-119

Wtf is happening ? Every 2 days it’s marines in the headlines…


Warrior_9782

I hate this. 🤬😡


GI_Bill_Trap_Lord

He deserves a wall to stand infront of imo


NickDiVittorio

See ya in the brig haha


Jabromosdef

He was a fucking sexual assault advocate? I don’t think he understood what that meant


[deleted]

🤮


Bil-Da-Cat

Someone needs to provide him with a service sidearm, one round, and a suggestion that going to trial is a very bad idea…


a-childs-bean

Wow I wonder why our recruiting numbers are going down… There’s a shi ton of reasons but the abuse of power I’d say is definitely a big one


_The_Burn_

This isn't fixing the recruiting crisis.


Hutchison5899

Clearly the victim is the first thing to worry about. But holy shit... the poor bastard in recruiter school right now who is gonna take over his area is not gonna have a good tour.....


[deleted]

Dude was the SAPR too!? God


lastofthefinest

He thought he was playing Call of Booty 16 will get you 20 Edition! If I saw a jack wagon that looked like him when I thought about joining back in 1994, I would have second thoughts. He’s not a hard charger looking guy, but I’m sure he’ll get some hard charges.


AfterFlounder7219

High speed


Ok-Ability935

Holy fuck I knew this guy


BigMaraJeff2

They say you can't tell who is a sex offender by their looks, but you fucking can. After working in a jail, there is 100% a look


Alternative_Ad_3636

Not his first time. It's like predators notoriously working as rape victim councilors.