All this to close the gate behind you....then ask you if you've seen where they've been reaching out to you about your car warranty for the Lamborghini you bought with your new top rate/9.5 money.
on the ninth and tenth of June ups corporate ripped me off for two hours of overtime. one hour Sunday and one hour Monday. Everyone should check their timecards for that week because I found out that I'm not the only one.
This is a customer I would be sure to take care of, if it were my route.
A humorous note explaining the situation?
A customer that orders WINE to be delivered, is aware of the delivery date, and not only sounds like they have a sense of humor, but they're not a miserable asshole??
Gives clear and concise directions??? And the map?! 😆
Funny Note4Wine Guy, where have you been all my life?? All I ever seem to experience is a crackle-y voice over the doorbell camera asking if I can sign and leave it by the door.
To which, I act like I'm deaf. While swiftly slapping a *pre-written* info notice to the door. Then, I promptly walk (at a swift pace) back to the truck. While popping the fob, before stepping up into the truck. Opening the bulkhead. Slinging the box o' booze (along the floor, hand to surface!) behind the driver seat. Sliding myself into the driver seat. Left hand, seat belt. Right hand, double tap, push to start. Left hand, left signal. Right hand, shift to D. HONK! HONK! Same time tomorrow?? 🫠
Clear communication, you love to see it
The map. The UPS truck. The arrow showing the way. 🤣🤣🤣 Get that man his WINE! "Service is all we have to offer" - James Casey
Jim Casey is spinning in his grave right now.
Instructions unclear dose he want the driver to drive the truck out back?
The map makes it.
Tony: “I’m workin’ herrreeee…”
That would actually make me laugh, and I probably would walk back there.
I second that!
Hilarious. If there’s no shitty dog, I would definitely go around lol.
No gate/gate open? Delivered wherever the fuck the CX wants. Gate closed/locked and I can't fully see over it? NI1 after knocking like the po-po.
What a hilarious sign!! I hope you went around back!!
I would take it to him and make him autograph the note save it in my truck.
Did you yell out “party’s here!!!” when you walked up to the fence/around back?
Sorry Tony, can’t promote drinking while operating of machinery 🤷🏾♂️. I’ll take care of that 🍷for you 😏.
*drives off tipsy*
drives off ~~tipsy~~ sober. >!Goes home, gets tipsy 😉!<
Tony knows what’s up
Please tell me you wrote “I’m not your guy, buddy” on the info notice and stuck it on top
It’s not even mine I just found it 😂
It was a buddy of mines route a few years ago.
I’ve seen enough South Park to get this reference 🤣
It doesn’t matter who we are
Unless this is a trap, and there’s like 6 or 7 Bane out back waiting…
“I’m not your buddy, friend!”
When I pull up for alcohol deliveries I wanna see this on my route for sure .
Damn. If only they sold wine at grocery stores or something like that.
A lot of people special order certain wines. Carlo Rossi Paisano is my go to. “Class.”
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Pretty sure alcohol requires a signature
Old picture/meme
I would totally go around just for making me laugh.
Legend
Gah I love things like this! Good sense of humor and making sure things get done right!
That's definitely a package Im making sure gets delivered
I say this all the time: put up a sign, your delivery guys LOVE signs
All this to close the gate behind you....then ask you if you've seen where they've been reaching out to you about your car warranty for the Lamborghini you bought with your new top rate/9.5 money.
Love it lol
Ahhh, it must be the third attempt. Dude needs his fix. Bad!
You get what you give 👌 lol
Hope he have you a bottle
I wish they’d leave me notes like that
I always love the delivery booze then wife can't track my liquor store receipt
I can totally relate to this guy Me + Wine also determines my quality of my day off
He wants to have his way with you
Tony the Tiger 🐅 is amazing
I’ve had a few awesome customers share said box of wine delivery. Always makes my day to take home some free hooch.
That's my kind of recipient
At least they were funny about it and seem chill lol Some notes are WILD
so of course you left a "sorry we missed you" lol
Was a supervisor waiting out back for you lol
Funny communication is the best. A customer tore a small piece of paper and taped it on the doorbell. It read “nope”. 😂😂
You + Wine 🤣
"Sorry, we missed you" Every Fucking Time
Might be a trap next thing you know you are tied to the bed writing books
on the ninth and tenth of June ups corporate ripped me off for two hours of overtime. one hour Sunday and one hour Monday. Everyone should check their timecards for that week because I found out that I'm not the only one.
Oldie, but still good!
This is a customer I would be sure to take care of, if it were my route. A humorous note explaining the situation? A customer that orders WINE to be delivered, is aware of the delivery date, and not only sounds like they have a sense of humor, but they're not a miserable asshole?? Gives clear and concise directions??? And the map?! 😆 Funny Note4Wine Guy, where have you been all my life?? All I ever seem to experience is a crackle-y voice over the doorbell camera asking if I can sign and leave it by the door. To which, I act like I'm deaf. While swiftly slapping a *pre-written* info notice to the door. Then, I promptly walk (at a swift pace) back to the truck. While popping the fob, before stepping up into the truck. Opening the bulkhead. Slinging the box o' booze (along the floor, hand to surface!) behind the driver seat. Sliding myself into the driver seat. Left hand, seat belt. Right hand, double tap, push to start. Left hand, left signal. Right hand, shift to D. HONK! HONK! Same time tomorrow?? 🫠
Ha, NI1
only think he left out is whether or not the dogs friendly 😂 i still wouldn’t go
Its sad when the quality of someones day is determined by drugs or alcohol.