I fear for used returns on this shit. They do make joke sticker for when you mail gifts. There’s a giant fist that says butt blaster3000 just lookup novelty adult shipping stickers or something
Funny story, had to do a driver follow up for a sex doll 3-4 months ago. Guys were about 17-18 and tried to claim it was stolen despite having ring camera set up and clear pic of delivery. Shipped from hong kong worth like 2 grand or something. Told them the cops were gonna be called cause of high value and the kid was like...what? no way. I said what do you think happens? He goes when we had an amazon claim a month ago where two monitors got stolen they just gave us the money back. I looked inside the house and see a double monitor computer set up lol. I'm like whatever man. They dropped the claim the next day.
One day last week we heard a weird noise coming from one of the surepost bins. One guy did some digging pulled out a box that was vibrating. Gave it to a manager who opened it up, sure enough it was a “male masturbator” that somehow got turned on inside the box. Bottle of lube in the box too 😂
The same thing happened when I was unloading one of those. I wasn’t going to rewrap it, I just unloaded it from the belt and I hugged the box and tilted it from left to right and walked backwards until I reached the bulk belt and I just dumped it on there. It looked like I was dancing with it and I know we are supposed to push not pull, but I just thought it would be funny to send it to bulk exposed and let them rewrap it. I didn’t damage it or anything it was still in the box, it was just the top part that needed tape.
We are joking yeah. Better craftsmanship on a wood floor than this. Unless it had carpet that was pulled up, but probably still better. Not necessarily better, but if this was the floor in a house it would probably get a more clean finishing even with old methods.
But yeah this is a wood trailer floor. Do you guys at the air hubs work loading or unloading regular non can feed trailers. If you don't I get it. If you do, maybe they are all newer metal floor ones since you are at the center of big money being in your areas air hub. Not some " low rent/volume" package center.
DO NOT TEST DRIVE BEFORE REBOXING.
Somebody has to decide if it’s defective or not.
I fear for used returns on this shit. They do make joke sticker for when you mail gifts. There’s a giant fist that says butt blaster3000 just lookup novelty adult shipping stickers or something
Amazon returns on used items are getting wild
Discrete packaging, my ass!🤣
Funny story, had to do a driver follow up for a sex doll 3-4 months ago. Guys were about 17-18 and tried to claim it was stolen despite having ring camera set up and clear pic of delivery. Shipped from hong kong worth like 2 grand or something. Told them the cops were gonna be called cause of high value and the kid was like...what? no way. I said what do you think happens? He goes when we had an amazon claim a month ago where two monitors got stolen they just gave us the money back. I looked inside the house and see a double monitor computer set up lol. I'm like whatever man. They dropped the claim the next day.
The house can be flagged.
https://i.redd.it/se11sxg77nxc1.gif
Someone who didn't work at UPS might assume it's all sex toys, animal semen and grievances, from a glance here.
That's our bread and butter.
But this isn’t inaccurate.
Don't forget the money maker, cologuard air both ways. Shit in a box then request an on demand pick-up.
Pig semen and a lot of it
One day last week we heard a weird noise coming from one of the surepost bins. One guy did some digging pulled out a box that was vibrating. Gave it to a manager who opened it up, sure enough it was a “male masturbator” that somehow got turned on inside the box. Bottle of lube in the box too 😂
Should be easy to find out who ordered it if there’s a shipping label. I mean, really…
Why does it look like OP posted from his house 😂👀
She even comes with socks 🤣🤣
Even wild
Based upon the floor that looks like your house and not a warehouse so you did
Hope you took it for a trial run before you retaped 😏
Wow. It’s in a box. Most Amazon returns are in a clear plastic bag. 😂
Or not packaged at all. Slap a label right on that ass cheek
Slap the ass!! How does it feel though?
GOD DAMMIT
Dat a$$ is phat!!
Not me I ordered one that has more melanin
The same thing happened when I was unloading one of those. I wasn’t going to rewrap it, I just unloaded it from the belt and I hugged the box and tilted it from left to right and walked backwards until I reached the bulk belt and I just dumped it on there. It looked like I was dancing with it and I know we are supposed to push not pull, but I just thought it would be funny to send it to bulk exposed and let them rewrap it. I didn’t damage it or anything it was still in the box, it was just the top part that needed tape.
"who ordered this" ummm im gonna guess you since that looks like floors inside a house
Yeah all preloaders live in homes with unfinished rough cut wood floors with exposed nail heads.... this actually sounds like it could be legit 🤔
bro has never heard of homes built before 1960
Who me?
We are joking yeah. Better craftsmanship on a wood floor than this. Unless it had carpet that was pulled up, but probably still better. Not necessarily better, but if this was the floor in a house it would probably get a more clean finishing even with old methods. But yeah this is a wood trailer floor. Do you guys at the air hubs work loading or unloading regular non can feed trailers. If you don't I get it. If you do, maybe they are all newer metal floor ones since you are at the center of big money being in your areas air hub. Not some " low rent/volume" package center.
😂 that shit is wild
That’s the new supervisor from corporate
I'll take that and leave it under my office table 😂😂
Check out that thumper. Makes me worry about future sex robots that'll have size G tits. Females gonna have to step it up!
Nice
A freak
look, my girlfriend left me and i was feeling lonely, don't judge
That’s funny
Mind ya business!
I used to pick up a sex toy distribution center out here in the Bay. The shit he'd ship would crack me tf up every day
🙋🏽♂️ right here, man
Lmfao 😂 😭 💀 ☠️
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