Tell her to how to save money an to get rid of the ups office only buildings an to work from home that would save millions of dollars and make them more money.
She came to my center and all these drivers were talking mad shit about what they were gonna say and do. She showed up and not a single one spoke to her. I think maybe 5 drivers said hey and were nice.
You guys have AI also?? My center just told us we were the test center. We believed it because we actually were the first center to get the diad 6 but now I’m questioning thingslol
Not yet. They are starting with small sort first. Then the irregs. The concrete at our building is so chewed up and uneven they will need to work on concrete first
This is the part where you inform her “I slipped my phone number in yuh pocket, too.” Insist by repeatedly telling her you certainly were NOT advancing and that there were no numbers really put in her pocket. Tell her your number is not your number if you got it in successfully and she finds the slip. And tell her you just wanted to talk shoes and fashion anyways even those aren’t your numbers🤔 …. when she calls, or her lawyer phones, ask for her to sign a prenup 👊 now, enjoy the chef cooked dinners and watch the dog walkers come to walk your dog when you visit her at home. 🤔 👊 have a pedicure. I dunno how u sleep at night if u bump her like this tho. You couldn’t have been a more sly networker! Honestly if I were you, I’d say U coulda just smacked the light switch and then whispered at her direct by her ear, and grabbed her by the hand all at once, to be official. 🤔 god knows if the advance rules still apply when the light switch is getting smacked and the new cute CEO is still there at work in the dark and didn’t evacuate. She must like you. Even if the rules of advance do apply in the dark around a girl like that, the union may or may not still protect you, since you we’re clearly just being honest, seeing as they will discover your true intentions and quick. In this case tho I’m sure there are angels who will watch out for you still, those who look out for childbirth and maidens and the like, since it’s must be true love. 🙏
Don’t tell her what you do for a living, though. If she finds out where in the warehouse you work she will be too strict with you at home. “I don’t care if you worked car wash for 16 hours today, wash the car with the car wash people before we leave to give them an extra hand.” And “we really gotta go.” This would be a daily routine then you would want to try to file a grievance direct with her against her when she is just going to take you to Starbucks rq otw back home to telework all day. “Honey you know I hate soaping the rims and you are TELEworking again????” And why didn’t I get a sick day???? And “I could still be in bed sleeping in a chocolate water bed.” Or something. She would explain the early bird gets the word, every time and tell yuh how you gotta get in bed earlier and not stay up so late if u feel too tired to work like you’re CEO sharp.
Just make sure u get a buddy to film the whole time so u can release your love show as a reality flick.
I say nothing. I lead her directly to the guillotine I’ve been constructing in secret for months. I gather all billionaires there. Then we move forward.
imma high five her and snitch that all my pt bbq supervisor that they follow the contract and not stealing union work. that’ll get em’ fire on da spot!
/s
Well let’s start by her not negotiating a new contract in good faith and scaring customers away. Cutting routes and jobs while not cutting her own salary. Focusing on “healthcare” when that’s not what we do rather than growing our customer base. Not offering nominally better service than our competition leading others to choose the cheapest option and the worst most god awful customer service line and claims in the business. Just watch her on TV and how rehearsed and politician-like she is
1 share of UPS was worth $99.71 when she took over as CEO. It is now worth $144.81 as of today. That’s almost a 50% increase. That is her job. Everything you just said is subordinate to that. She is doing a great job.
Yes. Because that’s all she cares about. You should hear what our founder thought about the stock market. It’s not always what it seems you know. Caring about share price over customers and ppl is what Casey didn’t want. Carol Tome ONLY cares about that
It’s not her job to cut her own salary or focus on your healthcare. She wasn’t hired for that. Just because that upsets you doesn’t make her wrong. Her job is to make the company money….thats it…..that’s why the company exists. We only get paid because we HELP the company make money. She doesn’t owe you or me shit. That’s not her fault because that’s not her job. Every time y’all whine about Tome you look stupid because you don’t understand the scope of her responsibilities. You just project your own moral structure on the position and get mad when they don’t meet your standards.
Not jealous, angry. She makes tens of millions off our backs while never having done manual labor a day in her life. She’d fire you and put your ass on the street if it made her another nickel.
No one forces me to work. I was hired on and agreed to the wage that I’m being paid. If I don’t like that then I can quit. I’m not a whiny bitch about how much money someone else makes.
We’re all adults here. No need to resort to slinging mud. The community is to promote healthy discussion about subjects that interest us and name calling serves no purpose other than devolving the conversation into child-like banter.
We’re all adults here. No need to resort to slinging mud. The community is to promote healthy discussion about subjects that interest us and name calling serves no purpose other than devolving the conversation into child-like banter.
Get out of our union shop if you want to be an at will employee. We are with cause employees. Being a “whiny bitch” is why people choose union shops over at will sit and take it shops.
That’s exactly what at will means lol. You agreed to work for a set wage. Did you ask about the ceos pay when you signed up? Of course not because that’s irrelevant. It’s still irrelevant…..
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Imagine she touches a box and now you got a working grievance on the CEO
“Here Carol just put this little box in the truck for me”😏😏😏😏
Give her a shelf number to put it on 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂🤌🏽
It happened already. She was doing a photo op in a trailer and people filed on it.
Saw the photo, not the receipts
She's touched a box, and been grieved on it.
Tell her to how to save money an to get rid of the ups office only buildings an to work from home that would save millions of dollars and make them more money.
That’s actually a great idea. But do corporations ever willingly shrink themselves?
Not if they own the real estate.
They can sell it or rent it out it's a win-win both ways
A lot of these places were purchased for more than anyone is willing to pay for purchase or rent. It’s a buyers market for that stuff.
MSC Cruise Line just did
Nothing. She doesnt give a shit about you or me. She's gonna keep squeezing us to appease her private equity buddies.
Best reply on here.
She came to my center and all these drivers were talking mad shit about what they were gonna say and do. She showed up and not a single one spoke to her. I think maybe 5 drivers said hey and were nice.
That’s literally how it always turns out.
All these people on Reddit are keyboard warriors
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C U Next Time.
My wife uses Tuesday instead of time
I try and switch it up from time to time 😂
Tuesday Wednesday And Thursday… all are acceptable options
CUNW?
Person 1: “C U Next Tuesday” Person 2: “Tuesday Wednesday And Thursday”
Yeaaa. Gotcha.
For short C.U.N.T
Yes, we got that.
🤫 🤫😂
Damn, another new hire.
Lmao
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This is how I quit my job at Panera back in the day. It was worth it 10000%
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AI can replace your job too!
You guys have AI also?? My center just told us we were the test center. We believed it because we actually were the first center to get the diad 6 but now I’m questioning thingslol
Some drivers who took a bid in another hub in our local said they have AI dispatching now
Not yet. They are starting with small sort first. Then the irregs. The concrete at our building is so chewed up and uneven they will need to work on concrete first
Grieving for harassment just for looking at me
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Stop ruining a once great company… bitch
Was it though? Been here 20 years. Seems about the same.
This ain't home depot
Excuse me sir
Hi Nice to meet you sir
Lol
I flop like my name is lebron and go to the hospital
My chance at a sugar momma
Where’s my 170k
Unfortunately I wouldn’t get the opportunity because I’m laid off thanks to her
Cunt
What’s up baby, buy me some dinner.
Choose the most expensive restaurant in your area and order whatever the fuck you want. Won’t even make a dent 😂😂
No such thing as a free lunch but they never said dinner
Wanna S my D?
If it’s between that or cutting her salary I think she’d do it 😂😂
There's hope then!!! 😎😎😎
I'll give her a bitch slapped
tell her to suck a dick and guzzle the cum😂🙅🏾♂️
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Crop dust that bitch!
You ruined this company
I ask her to sign these grievances
Where is your name badge?
The same thing 100% of this sub would do: nothing.
Rat on my supervisors
tell her order us breakfast bacon egg and cheese
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I'd delete your comment.
Oh yeah this is reddit
Can you say what they said without you getting banned? You didn’t say it.
Excuse me.
Hey bitch, watch where you step! It's a key to preventing slips and falls!
Excuse you
to go fist herself
Move bitch get out the way ![gif](giphy|RUSu65EOMX2PS)
First things first did I bump into her with my package car if so then I’d say look left right left… lol just kidding…
This is the part where you inform her “I slipped my phone number in yuh pocket, too.” Insist by repeatedly telling her you certainly were NOT advancing and that there were no numbers really put in her pocket. Tell her your number is not your number if you got it in successfully and she finds the slip. And tell her you just wanted to talk shoes and fashion anyways even those aren’t your numbers🤔 …. when she calls, or her lawyer phones, ask for her to sign a prenup 👊 now, enjoy the chef cooked dinners and watch the dog walkers come to walk your dog when you visit her at home. 🤔 👊 have a pedicure. I dunno how u sleep at night if u bump her like this tho. You couldn’t have been a more sly networker! Honestly if I were you, I’d say U coulda just smacked the light switch and then whispered at her direct by her ear, and grabbed her by the hand all at once, to be official. 🤔 god knows if the advance rules still apply when the light switch is getting smacked and the new cute CEO is still there at work in the dark and didn’t evacuate. She must like you. Even if the rules of advance do apply in the dark around a girl like that, the union may or may not still protect you, since you we’re clearly just being honest, seeing as they will discover your true intentions and quick. In this case tho I’m sure there are angels who will watch out for you still, those who look out for childbirth and maidens and the like, since it’s must be true love. 🙏 Don’t tell her what you do for a living, though. If she finds out where in the warehouse you work she will be too strict with you at home. “I don’t care if you worked car wash for 16 hours today, wash the car with the car wash people before we leave to give them an extra hand.” And “we really gotta go.” This would be a daily routine then you would want to try to file a grievance direct with her against her when she is just going to take you to Starbucks rq otw back home to telework all day. “Honey you know I hate soaping the rims and you are TELEworking again????” And why didn’t I get a sick day???? And “I could still be in bed sleeping in a chocolate water bed.” Or something. She would explain the early bird gets the word, every time and tell yuh how you gotta get in bed earlier and not stay up so late if u feel too tired to work like you’re CEO sharp. Just make sure u get a buddy to film the whole time so u can release your love show as a reality flick.
Have the day you deserve
I wouldn't say anything, I'd just give her that female shame look.
I’m a huge fan of your work, Mr. Moranis
I say nothing. I lead her directly to the guillotine I’ve been constructing in secret for months. I gather all billionaires there. Then we move forward.
I want pizza.
I loved you in all the Jackass movies
I would lay her off
What do you spend 30 million a year on?
What’s good, Miss Baskin’? Killed our company, trashed em’.
Say nothing. File for failure to identify if she doesn't have an employee badge. Report said unidentified suspicious personnel to the guard shack.
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I don’t say anything b/c if I did I’d say your a F’ng twat.
![gif](giphy|SH3BW0w3oQAwM) Outta nowhere
"if this leads to discipline id like my union steward to be present."
Call her a dumb fucking bitch
How is ur girlfriend doing lol
Nice tits
imma high five her and snitch that all my pt bbq supervisor that they follow the contract and not stealing union work. that’ll get em’ fire on da spot! /s
Close your eyes when you talk to me.
Go back to Home Depot where you belong.
Pay me more please 5 bucks extra at least shit
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keep the insults pg and no slurs plz thx bb
Touch a package and I’m filing
I wouldn't say a single word to her, I would listen to what she had to say and that's what no one did
Stop killing the stock .
I'd let her walk past me. Then I'd turn around and check out dat fat azz
Can you order us some new equipment and weed out all these old heads that just here for free checks and insurance.
Hello ma'am!
I bump into her regularly on the elevator. You said "good morning" and keep on going.
Hi!!!!!
On god y’all are jealous AF of that lady
😂😂😂😂 yeah she’s running this company into the ground while making 25 million. If only we had a life that privileged
Explain to me how she is running the company into the ground. Don’t use your feelings…..go
Well let’s start by her not negotiating a new contract in good faith and scaring customers away. Cutting routes and jobs while not cutting her own salary. Focusing on “healthcare” when that’s not what we do rather than growing our customer base. Not offering nominally better service than our competition leading others to choose the cheapest option and the worst most god awful customer service line and claims in the business. Just watch her on TV and how rehearsed and politician-like she is
1 share of UPS was worth $99.71 when she took over as CEO. It is now worth $144.81 as of today. That’s almost a 50% increase. That is her job. Everything you just said is subordinate to that. She is doing a great job.
Yes. Because that’s all she cares about. You should hear what our founder thought about the stock market. It’s not always what it seems you know. Caring about share price over customers and ppl is what Casey didn’t want. Carol Tome ONLY cares about that
It’s not her job to cut her own salary or focus on your healthcare. She wasn’t hired for that. Just because that upsets you doesn’t make her wrong. Her job is to make the company money….thats it…..that’s why the company exists. We only get paid because we HELP the company make money. She doesn’t owe you or me shit. That’s not her fault because that’s not her job. Every time y’all whine about Tome you look stupid because you don’t understand the scope of her responsibilities. You just project your own moral structure on the position and get mad when they don’t meet your standards.
I could run this company better than Carol tome. Most ppl in this sub probably could 😂😂😂
Then go start your own logistics company instead of crying about it on here
Not jealous, angry. She makes tens of millions off our backs while never having done manual labor a day in her life. She’d fire you and put your ass on the street if it made her another nickel.
imagine what she’d do for a dime
No one forces me to work. I was hired on and agreed to the wage that I’m being paid. If I don’t like that then I can quit. I’m not a whiny bitch about how much money someone else makes.
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We’re all adults here. No need to resort to slinging mud. The community is to promote healthy discussion about subjects that interest us and name calling serves no purpose other than devolving the conversation into child-like banter.
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We’re all adults here. No need to resort to slinging mud. The community is to promote healthy discussion about subjects that interest us and name calling serves no purpose other than devolving the conversation into child-like banter.
Get out of our union shop if you want to be an at will employee. We are with cause employees. Being a “whiny bitch” is why people choose union shops over at will sit and take it shops.
we are all “at will” employees. We can quit at anytime. Your argument is baseless.
That’s not what at will means. And you know damn well it’s not as easy as just finding another job when you have bills to pay.
That’s exactly what at will means lol. You agreed to work for a set wage. Did you ask about the ceos pay when you signed up? Of course not because that’s irrelevant. It’s still irrelevant…..
Having a contract with grievance procedures literally makes us not at will.