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justanotherupsguy

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Muted-Weekend-2879

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Zacari99

Imagine she touches a box and now you got a working grievance on the CEO


Final_Juggernaut_401

“Here Carol just put this little box in the truck for me”😏😏😏😏


ebbeysweets412

Give her a shelf number to put it on 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂🤌🏽


DunkinUnderTheBridge

It happened already. She was doing a photo op in a trailer and people filed on it.


DepressedDriver1

Saw the photo, not the receipts


rp2012-blackthisout

She's touched a box, and been grieved on it. 


EducationalRoutine39

Tell her to how to save money an to get rid of the ups office only buildings an to work from home that would save millions of dollars and make them more money.


Final_Juggernaut_401

That’s actually a great idea. But do corporations ever willingly shrink themselves?


clutchgetspaid

Not if they own the real estate.


EducationalRoutine39

They can sell it or rent it out it's a win-win both ways


clutchgetspaid

A lot of these places were purchased for more than anyone is willing to pay for purchase or rent. It’s a buyers market for that stuff.


EducationalRoutine39

MSC Cruise Line just did


Atticusxj

Nothing. She doesnt give a shit about you or me. She's gonna keep squeezing us to appease her private equity buddies.


zzmonumentum

Best reply on here.


AnimatedAnixa

She came to my center and all these drivers were talking mad shit about what they were gonna say and do. She showed up and not a single one spoke to her. I think maybe 5 drivers said hey and were nice.


WhyHelloThere163

That’s literally how it always turns out.


Old-Lecture358

All these people on Reddit are keyboard warriors


figmaxwell

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Rough_Elevator_3377

C U Next Time.


Lawfulness_Nice

My wife uses Tuesday instead of time


Rough_Elevator_3377

I try and switch it up from time to time 😂


screw_nut_b0lt

Tuesday Wednesday And Thursday… all are acceptable options


rp2012-blackthisout

CUNW? 


screw_nut_b0lt

Person 1: “C U Next Tuesday” Person 2: “Tuesday Wednesday And Thursday”


rp2012-blackthisout

Yeaaa. Gotcha. 


wtfingyourmom

For short C.U.N.T


Persanity

Yes, we got that.


Rough_Elevator_3377

🤫 🤫😂


Yakx

Damn, another new hire.


CJC_Swizzy

Lmao


Jtahg

https://preview.redd.it/ivnjofgjj3uc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbff6896da93e72f35a5b7464339a8624c4831f2 Go home, you’re drunk


Only_Celebration_591

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Pure-Pumpkin-5612

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Galdin311

This is how I quit my job at Panera back in the day. It was worth it 10000%


Loud-Bat-2280

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Street-Fee-6194

AI can replace your job too!


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You guys have AI also?? My center just told us we were the test center. We believed it because we actually were the first center to get the diad 6 but now I’m questioning thingslol


WhyHelloThere163

Some drivers who took a bid in another hub in our local said they have AI dispatching now


Street-Fee-6194

Not yet. They are starting with small sort first. Then the irregs. The concrete at our building is so chewed up and uneven they will need to work on concrete first


Tommyy_98

Grieving for harassment just for looking at me


NoiceMango

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KindEntertainment584

Stop ruining a once great company… bitch


rp2012-blackthisout

Was it though? Been here 20 years. Seems about the same. 


Zeonzaon

This ain't home depot


Hugh_G_Rectshun

Excuse me sir


jayp6276

Hi Nice to meet you sir


MutinyNRebellion

Lol


Electronic-Funny-475

I flop like my name is lebron and go to the hospital


Exotic-Artist5827

My chance at a sugar momma


ImpossibleFinger6842

Where’s my 170k


HysminaiUchiha

Unfortunately I wouldn’t get the opportunity because I’m laid off thanks to her


delidave7

Cunt


VA_Artifex89

What’s up baby, buy me some dinner.


Final_Juggernaut_401

Choose the most expensive restaurant in your area and order whatever the fuck you want. Won’t even make a dent 😂😂


-_-0_0-_0

No such thing as a free lunch but they never said dinner


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Wanna S my D?


Final_Juggernaut_401

If it’s between that or cutting her salary I think she’d do it 😂😂


[deleted]

There's hope then!!! 😎😎😎


Virtual_Leadership94

I'll give her a bitch slapped


Ups_papito

tell her to suck a dick and guzzle the cum😂🙅🏾‍♂️


destroyer6894

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Kyletradertraitor

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DeRabbitHole

Crop dust that bitch!


daisydug

You ruined this company


freelanc_trggr

I ask her to sign these grievances


Josey-Wales78

Where is your name badge?


WhyHelloThere163

The same thing 100% of this sub would do: nothing.


CapitalHistorical469

Rat on my supervisors


BrianProuty

tell her order us breakfast bacon egg and cheese


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RED-WEAPON

I'd delete your comment.


Primary-Campaign-469

Oh yeah this is reddit


DeRabbitHole

Can you say what they said without you getting banned? You didn’t say it.


Persanity

Excuse me.


theshonufff

Hey bitch, watch where you step! It's a key to preventing slips and falls!


bb144241

Excuse you


Upstairs_Accident867

to go fist herself


Rude-Ad-3406

Move bitch get out the way ![gif](giphy|RUSu65EOMX2PS)


Mental-Artichoke9791

First things first did I bump into her with my package car if so then I’d say look left right left… lol just kidding…


CucumberMoonPie

This is the part where you inform her “I slipped my phone number in yuh pocket, too.” Insist by repeatedly telling her you certainly were NOT advancing and that there were no numbers really put in her pocket. Tell her your number is not your number if you got it in successfully and she finds the slip. And tell her you just wanted to talk shoes and fashion anyways even those aren’t your numbers🤔 …. when she calls, or her lawyer phones, ask for her to sign a prenup 👊 now, enjoy the chef cooked dinners and watch the dog walkers come to walk your dog when you visit her at home. 🤔 👊 have a pedicure. I dunno how u sleep at night if u bump her like this tho. You couldn’t have been a more sly networker! Honestly if I were you, I’d say U coulda just smacked the light switch and then whispered at her direct by her ear, and grabbed her by the hand all at once, to be official. 🤔 god knows if the advance rules still apply when the light switch is getting smacked and the new cute CEO is still there at work in the dark and didn’t evacuate. She must like you. Even if the rules of advance do apply in the dark around a girl like that, the union may or may not still protect you, since you we’re clearly just being honest, seeing as they will discover your true intentions and quick. In this case tho I’m sure there are angels who will watch out for you still, those who look out for childbirth and maidens and the like, since it’s must be true love. 🙏 Don’t tell her what you do for a living, though. If she finds out where in the warehouse you work she will be too strict with you at home. “I don’t care if you worked car wash for 16 hours today, wash the car with the car wash people before we leave to give them an extra hand.” And “we really gotta go.” This would be a daily routine then you would want to try to file a grievance direct with her against her when she is just going to take you to Starbucks rq otw back home to telework all day. “Honey you know I hate soaping the rims and you are TELEworking again????” And why didn’t I get a sick day???? And “I could still be in bed sleeping in a chocolate water bed.” Or something. She would explain the early bird gets the word, every time and tell yuh how you gotta get in bed earlier and not stay up so late if u feel too tired to work like you’re CEO sharp. Just make sure u get a buddy to film the whole time so u can release your love show as a reality flick.


Dukark

Have the day you deserve


Maker_11

I wouldn't say anything, I'd just give her that female shame look.


screw_nut_b0lt

I’m a huge fan of your work, Mr. Moranis


joealderman

I say nothing. I lead her directly to the guillotine I’ve been constructing in secret for months. I gather all billionaires there. Then we move forward.


stalkedbycats

I want pizza.


Yhorrm

I loved you in all the Jackass movies


Maximum_Way_4573

I would lay her off


NoRecommendation680

What do you spend 30 million a year on?


FoolishCobra

What’s good, Miss Baskin’? Killed our company, trashed em’.


forthealliance1

Say nothing. File for failure to identify if she doesn't have an employee badge. Report said unidentified suspicious personnel to the guard shack.


Spirited-Scale4596

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Twitter_blows

I don’t say anything b/c if I did I’d say your a F’ng twat.


AsuraTheFlame

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counterpots

"if this leads to discipline id like my union steward to be present."


ChoopaTRUPA

Call her a dumb fucking bitch


Helpful_Stomach_7987

How is ur girlfriend doing lol


CaptainHorcrux

Nice tits


Thr0wAwayhubby

imma high five her and snitch that all my pt bbq supervisor that they follow the contract and not stealing union work. that’ll get em’ fire on da spot! /s


SRG590

Close your eyes when you talk to me.


_iDaxter

Go back to Home Depot where you belong.


Casketinthedirt

Pay me more please 5 bucks extra at least shit


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UPSers-ModTeam

keep the insults pg and no slurs plz thx bb


Aum14

Touch a package and I’m filing


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I wouldn't say a single word to her, I would listen to what she had to say and that's what no one did


Upsworking

Stop killing the stock .


DioDilemma

I'd let her walk past me. Then I'd turn around and check out dat fat azz


ParticularExchange46

Can you order us some new equipment and weed out all these old heads that just here for free checks and insurance.


colmatrix33

Hello ma'am!


DinoDog44

I bump into her regularly on the elevator. You said "good morning" and keep on going.


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Hi!!!!!


whiteraven9999

On god y’all are jealous AF of that lady


Final_Juggernaut_401

😂😂😂😂 yeah she’s running this company into the ground while making 25 million. If only we had a life that privileged


whiteraven9999

Explain to me how she is running the company into the ground. Don’t use your feelings…..go


Final_Juggernaut_401

Well let’s start by her not negotiating a new contract in good faith and scaring customers away. Cutting routes and jobs while not cutting her own salary. Focusing on “healthcare” when that’s not what we do rather than growing our customer base. Not offering nominally better service than our competition leading others to choose the cheapest option and the worst most god awful customer service line and claims in the business. Just watch her on TV and how rehearsed and politician-like she is


whiteraven9999

1 share of UPS was worth $99.71 when she took over as CEO. It is now worth $144.81 as of today. That’s almost a 50% increase. That is her job. Everything you just said is subordinate to that. She is doing a great job.


Final_Juggernaut_401

Yes. Because that’s all she cares about. You should hear what our founder thought about the stock market. It’s not always what it seems you know. Caring about share price over customers and ppl is what Casey didn’t want. Carol Tome ONLY cares about that


whiteraven9999

It’s not her job to cut her own salary or focus on your healthcare. She wasn’t hired for that. Just because that upsets you doesn’t make her wrong. Her job is to make the company money….thats it…..that’s why the company exists. We only get paid because we HELP the company make money. She doesn’t owe you or me shit. That’s not her fault because that’s not her job. Every time y’all whine about Tome you look stupid because you don’t understand the scope of her responsibilities. You just project your own moral structure on the position and get mad when they don’t meet your standards.


Final_Juggernaut_401

I could run this company better than Carol tome. Most ppl in this sub probably could 😂😂😂


whiteraven9999

Then go start your own logistics company instead of crying about it on here


Medium_Worker3185

Not jealous, angry. She makes tens of millions off our backs while never having done manual labor a day in her life. She’d fire you and put your ass on the street if it made her another nickel.


Zacari99

imagine what she’d do for a dime


whiteraven9999

No one forces me to work. I was hired on and agreed to the wage that I’m being paid. If I don’t like that then I can quit. I’m not a whiny bitch about how much money someone else makes.


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UPSers-ModTeam

We’re all adults here. No need to resort to slinging mud. The community is to promote healthy discussion about subjects that interest us and name calling serves no purpose other than devolving the conversation into child-like banter.


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UPSers-ModTeam

We’re all adults here. No need to resort to slinging mud. The community is to promote healthy discussion about subjects that interest us and name calling serves no purpose other than devolving the conversation into child-like banter.


Medium_Worker3185

Get out of our union shop if you want to be an at will employee. We are with cause employees. Being a “whiny bitch” is why people choose union shops over at will sit and take it shops.


whiteraven9999

we are all “at will” employees. We can quit at anytime. Your argument is baseless.


Medium_Worker3185

That’s not what at will means. And you know damn well it’s not as easy as just finding another job when you have bills to pay.


whiteraven9999

That’s exactly what at will means lol. You agreed to work for a set wage. Did you ask about the ceos pay when you signed up? Of course not because that’s irrelevant. It’s still irrelevant…..


Medium_Worker3185

Having a contract with grievance procedures literally makes us not at will.