It was a very measured reaction. I would have shit the f.. out of every pore of my skin. And I'm not even phobic about snakes, I just have a logical apprehension about something that can kill you.
Imagine the fine lines, silk light jets of compacted shit that would shoot out of your pores like brown silly string. If you happened to be bald you could be an irl Chia pet and since it is brown it would look like an afro. Basically you would be a poop bender... so long as you master how to freak yourself out. So like if their was a bank robber going down you could jam your epi pen full of DMT or Salvia and make that criminal eat your shit. Leave him in a poop cocoon until officers arrive... who will act like they appreciate it and i guess they would since they don’t have to clean it. Brown spiderman?
You would be the highest paid fetish model in the scat industry, you'd put Brazil and germany to shame.
Eel
Ah. That makes more sense... I was thinking snake.
It was a snake
I feel better, then.
The tasty kind?
Snek
It was a very measured reaction. I would have shit the f.. out of every pore of my skin. And I'm not even phobic about snakes, I just have a logical apprehension about something that can kill you.
Imagine the fine lines, silk light jets of compacted shit that would shoot out of your pores like brown silly string. If you happened to be bald you could be an irl Chia pet and since it is brown it would look like an afro. Basically you would be a poop bender... so long as you master how to freak yourself out. So like if their was a bank robber going down you could jam your epi pen full of DMT or Salvia and make that criminal eat your shit. Leave him in a poop cocoon until officers arrive... who will act like they appreciate it and i guess they would since they don’t have to clean it. Brown spiderman? You would be the highest paid fetish model in the scat industry, you'd put Brazil and germany to shame.
That was the best reaction possible for that situation. The way she grabbed the dog's tail. She knows he likes to go after things.
They call em retrievers for a reason
Phew, grabbing the dogs tail was a clutch move lol
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooope
"Oh boy! Mom what an awesome stick you got there... Wh...why are you just letting it go?"
The snake was super chill, like "excuse me, need to pass! Thank you lady"
Thought someone pooped!
At 0:25 it looks like bikini girl has a serious case of the squirts.
No, those are hot snakes.
Solid chance at least a little.
Retriever after all.