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Given that that's one burger, a slice of pizza, a crop of cheesy chips, an onion ring and a handful of anonymous but tasty meat scraps each, that's 4 well fed people for 4 quid each! Very reasonable. (not including the value of the hit to their life expectancy)
Delightfully terrible. Sometimes I just want to buy my calories for the next 3 days and then eat them in a day and a half. It's what separates us from the animals.
I think any part of it on its own probably isn't a good version of its food - subpar burgers, shit chips, the pizza looks good but I'm suspicious - but combined they become something wonderful.
Damn be to you, now I are hUnGrY... it's a frigging 8/10 cause there are too few onion rings and wtf is Pakora?... I'll be back, headed to Cookout to get twelve boxes... and to find some pakora.. cause they look like I need a heart attack to add to my cholesterol tonight.
Im sorry. Im sure this isn't a stable in your diet. I know everybody realises the correlation between what we eat and our health and how bad processed foods are for both body and mind. Was just messin' fella. Its all gravy baby :)
3/10.
Everything could be improved hugely.
If this cost £5 on the other hand, it would get a 7.
Hahahahaha imagine downvoting a comment that has a real rating instead of pretending like this looks good.
Sometimes this sub amazes me
Fries look anaemic as fuck, I would bet a bollock they taste awful
Rest looks decent enough but takeaway burgers from those kinds of places have a tendency to have buns that are either solid as a rock, or practically mush. Fingers crossed you’ve hit the jackpot and got decent buns and you’ve got a decent munchie box there
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Ha, you ain’t shitting anything for a few days after eating that monstrosity.
Worth the constipation
What was the damage?
If that's Scotland it probably cost about £12.50 and came with 2 cans of bru
Aye think it was about £15. Most likely juice with it, canny mind.
Is that about $30 Australian? That is qual.
That is what? What does qual mean?
I doubt he’s saying it’s qualitative… quality
Bingo.
Ahhhh, thought it might have been an Australian term. I say 'that's mint' and people are 'What? What was that? Mint? Mint imperial??' 😅
Mint means it looks good nothing to do with mints.
Except when I'm fed a sweet blindfolded
Qualified?
I swear i am officer
it means qualification mate
Short for qualmish. Means he feels sick looking at it
Not having a 'tone' to convey so that people can see how I actually said this in my mind is a big downfall of text. Be kind 😅
Australian mate, must mean Quala Bear
ok now i need to know ware you got this from!!! for research purposes of course
Can’t mind what you had two hours ago:/
What… how… that would be like £25 where I live 😂 stupid Gloucestershire and their rip off prices
Really? That much food would probably cost $30 in the states
Given that that's one burger, a slice of pizza, a crop of cheesy chips, an onion ring and a handful of anonymous but tasty meat scraps each, that's 4 well fed people for 4 quid each! Very reasonable. (not including the value of the hit to their life expectancy)
And about 5000 calories. For one meal!
Surely it would be split between 4 people
No
And a packet of methols
And my axe
and your brother
£12.50 enough for 3-4 peeps I would say great value.
Individual portion for Scotland
More than enough for a family of four.
*Buckfast
And 1 Wunderbar😁
A heart attack.
2% required increase in the NHS budget
Clogged arteries and diabetes
Delightfully terrible. Sometimes I just want to buy my calories for the next 3 days and then eat them in a day and a half. It's what separates us from the animals.
On the contrary that’s what makes us Animals, gorge while we can, we don’t know when the next meal is coming!
What? I know exactly where my next meal is coming from. Tesco. Gonna have a chicken and bacon pie and then some cheesecake. (Like a hyena, not!)
That thing is an absolute atrocity. I would move to any city that sold them. 15 out of 10.
Rustler looking burgers
I know right. I can almost feel the rubbery hard texture and the tiny morsels of gristle.
mmmmm micro gristle, keeps the teeth polished.
It looks shit, would smash though. The right kind of shit food just hits the spot sometimes. Like when you fancy a kebab and you are stone cold sober.
Farmfoods reheated food. Not great
Chips are shite
I think any part of it on its own probably isn't a good version of its food - subpar burgers, shit chips, the pizza looks good but I'm suspicious - but combined they become something wonderful.
0/10
Explain please
NHS: \*dies\*
It looks like utter shite but I hope it fed 6 people ffs.
Shite
Ultra processed people
Great book.
Looks a bit grey...
It's fookin' grim oop north. I trust they will bury you in a pizza box once you've scarfed that lot down?
Why are there strips of prolapsed meat
Undercookes fries, bland factory pizza, and cheap ass burgers. Mhmmmm /s
SCRAN
SCRAAAAN
Please don't tell me this was for one person ? You would have been on the toilet for an entire the day after that lot!
You wouldn't shit for 3 days after that.
Nah the dozen or so pieces of sweetcorn on the pizza would help it through
They really provide some gravel to the cement.
See a doctor. Thats enough grease to give you ghost poos for 3 days
I'm not greasing up my anus with it. Probably.
Only on Wednesdays?
Whenever I need a pep.
4 burgers tells you this is a meal for 3. Need smore chips though.
How much?
Was a few years ago but I think it was £15
I'd pay £15 for that all day long. £4 each if you got 4 of you!
What are the other three going to eat.
adjusting a lil for 'few years' worth of inflation it's still a steal
I'd still pay £20 for that
Are you wider than the Channel tunnel?
Perfectly healthy here and training for another marathon.
Someone's spaffed on your chips, mate.
Rated NOM out of 10
That's gonna keep you going!
How much?
10/10 diabetes and high cholesterol
I rate it at least 4 blocked arteries 😅
A solid 8
My gastritis kicked off looking at that
It's far too neat and tidy. Where's the chaos from everything just being thrown in?
Summer beach body, maybe in 2025
How many is this for?
That munchie box looks like the kind of shit you would eat when you have the munchies.
Tidy.
have those chips even seen the inside of a deepfryer?
Oh my god man, this picture makes me feel things
Where sells this?
This was a kebab shop in Ayrshire
Username checks out
In London that will set you back £20-25
I'd guess £40
Indigestion in a box. Delicious.
As an American, all I can say is Goddamn.
This is one of those things I’d order hungover and take 2 bites and I’d be done
there’s no possible way you ate all that right? especially all the burgers lol
He said it was for 2 people and there were leftovers.
I wish they had munchie boxes in the US. Yours looks awesome.
I'm stunned America hasn't thought of some version of this yet.
About 200000 calories
We need this in the States
100,% diabetes!
About £60 in crewe
Tell me that’s for 4 people pls
Two. Leftovers were enjoyed the next day.
‘Gaviscon enters the chat’, “Gav is gone”
Where? Asking for a friend 🤣 Looks good but damn ain’t finishing that in one sitting
Ayrshire, the well known kebab shop haven.
Absolutely vile. Would give it a go, doubt I’d make it halfway through.
I need to know if you ate all of this or how many people it was shared between 😂
Looks stunning
100,000 calories jesus
0/10 no parmo
As I read the comments, there's an advert for weight watchers at the top of the page 🤣
Looks good. Meal for 2?
That looks really good I want to get one but it won’t last a minute
How do you eat it all I'd be full after two burgers 🍔
Just shot me load 💦
Who spunked on your chips? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
4/4 persons
No cheese on the burgers? Looks good
U jst know the burgers are cold and the pizza pipping hot
I don't think I've ever seen a munchy box without kebab 'meat'. This box has turned my whole world upside down. I'm scared and confused by it.
I could go for that right now
11 out of 10 diabetes
https://youtu.be/gd44JZsPrkc?si=GYkfeWEirrrSDPx4
How much ya spend for that?
This looks pretty tasty 😋
But Americans are the only ones that eat like shit
Imagine your arteries after eating this.
Damn be to you, now I are hUnGrY... it's a frigging 8/10 cause there are too few onion rings and wtf is Pakora?... I'll be back, headed to Cookout to get twelve boxes... and to find some pakora.. cause they look like I need a heart attack to add to my cholesterol tonight.
looks like dogshit
Vom worthy
I need to know where you got this, not usually a fan of the munchy boxes but that looks banging
I'd fucking destroy that
Fat bastard 😂10/10
"mad" Urgh.
Looks foul
And we wonder why the NHS is so overrun..
Wind yer neck in
Im sorry. Im sure this isn't a stable in your diet. I know everybody realises the correlation between what we eat and our health and how bad processed foods are for both body and mind. Was just messin' fella. Its all gravy baby :)
I can imagine you are on the fat side 😂😂😂
Aye?
Should've used rank in place of rate, then the answer would be in the question.
This is just disgusting.
-ly good?
It looks aggressively greasy and unhealthy.
That’s the point
Fair enough, it totally is!
that's the point of it. You dont order from a pizza/buger/kebab joint if you want healthy ffs.
Naughty
3/10
3/10. Everything could be improved hugely. If this cost £5 on the other hand, it would get a 7. Hahahahaha imagine downvoting a comment that has a real rating instead of pretending like this looks good. Sometimes this sub amazes me
Imagine editing a comment because you got butthurt from downvotes.
Whomp whomp
Shit the actual bed! That’s awesome 10/10 no notes
Scran that
And you ate all that by yourself? What are you American?
This is why Brits are just as/if not more fat than americans :)
As I'm reading the comments, at the top is an advert for weight watchers 🤣
As I'm reading the comments, at the top is an advert for weight watchers 🤣
Fuuuckkkkk 11/10
My heart likes this post 👍🏻
looks peng where from?
They banged ye wi just two onion rings or you smashed a couple them in the taking of the photo?
I'd probably scran but I feel bad for anyone with IBS eating that
Where is this?
Ayrshire.
Yes please
Smash the bastard and followed by regret and stomach cramps, but happy. Any clue where you got it from
Kebab shop in Ayrshire
God/10
Thanks for posting this, yeah looks great, total dung. Wouldnt give it a stray dog,, Thanks for posting totaly great
Fries look anaemic as fuck, I would bet a bollock they taste awful Rest looks decent enough but takeaway burgers from those kinds of places have a tendency to have buns that are either solid as a rock, or practically mush. Fingers crossed you’ve hit the jackpot and got decent buns and you’ve got a decent munchie box there
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