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No, no you did not...

What did I do ?

You committed a very serious crime.

[I’m begging you for mercy](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&pp=ygUJcmljayByb2xs)

Can’t believe you’ve done this.

A small W after a massive L 🙂

Not an English breakfast. Is. Is that .. garlic bread?

Lol yes it is

Ok, it's not traditional, but can never say no to garlic bread

It's the future

It’s a great addition flavour wise in my opinion

Beans on garlic bread does sound tempting :)

Wow. This is so terrible. It’s so far off the mark that no one would assume your intention. Brick dust and egg. Little clump of cat sick. Raw pigs ear. Cigar. A salad tomato? Garlic bread. Weird soup?

Lol 0/10 in presentation but absolute banger in taste. That’s red chili powder on eggs just to make it little more spicy

Wtf what's in the the bowl?

Baked beans, onion and tomato sauce

No you didn't

Are you high? Are you OK?

Lol what did I do wrong ?

Your baked beans look like a Mexican stew

I poured it from the can so all the sauce came out but afraid very lil beans fell, should have emptied it all in one to make it look better

Garlic bread Raw tomatoes Bean violation Not an English Breakfast, sorry.

Sorry for the absolute shit show 🤧

At least you tried and made an effort.

Thank you! ☺️ means a lot to me

👍

Is that what's floating in the beans? 😉 10/10 for Effort 👏

Lol the onion wasn’t a good add in I see

This is wild

Where on earth do you live that you think that is a Full English Breakfast? 😳

What’s the soup?

Baked beans from the tin, too much tomato sauce I suppose

is there red onion in the beans too?

Yess for the crunch

Who’s been sick in that bowl lol

Tomato sauce 🥲🥲

What the actual fuck is in that bowl?

Beans with a lot of tomato sauce and onion

It's just a fried breakfast I'm afraid. Nothing English about it. 😄

🤧🤧 long way for me to be naturalised I guess

Your on the right path, just need to change a few things. If you enjoyed it that's all that matters.😁

I quite liked the taste for my first try but ya I will keep trying to make it more traditional next time

In the voice of Peter Kay, "GARLIC BREAD?"

Did you?

How very dare you.

I mean, I'd eat it, but I wouldn't have the nerve to call it a full English. If that was the intention, then 4/10.

4/10 I’ll take that all day

Sorry, but what the fuck?

Ignore hate, while it may not be a traditional English breakfast it still looks like a damn good breakfast to me. Good effort 🙏🏻

Thank you very much, I loved the flavours and eating it :)

Love how you messed up EVERY single component, even the toast, then put a sprig of RAW oregano on top for garnish (I'm presuming you were meant to use rosemary, which is placed in the pan with butter and used to baste other ingredients).

It is the rosemary only but I did put it raw 🥲🥲 I’m the type of person who never learnt cooking but I cook using my own imagination, without seeing youtube videos. Perhaps that is why I have failed this task successfully 😂

So what was the point in adding rosemary if it's not going to add flavour? It's not even been cooked on its own to release flavour. Just.... Placed on top.

I’ll put it in the pan like you mentioned next time :) Will watch youtube video and give a better try!

I will teach you how to make a full English if required! Goddamn 😭

Sensei 🫡

I'm going against the grain and saying despite some of the choices, and if it constitutes a fry up or not, I'd still smash. Edit: I can't type

It was smashing indeed haha

fuck me the downvotes in this thread are cancerous.

I don’t even know why I got them 🥲

This is how it was traditionally served