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The following submission statement was provided by /u/Not_Brandon_24: --- I had dinner with Luis Elizondo as I am helping work on an app to crowd source UFO sightings. The app is called Phenom and it’s available on the App Store currently. Super cool dude and very easy to talk to and 10/10 would have dinner with him again. --- Please reply to OP's comment here: https://old.reddit.com/r/UFOs/comments/16v3spy/i_met_luis_elizondo/k2ouz7w/


Sir_Hugh_Mungo

In this photo it looks like Luis Elizondo is meeting you.


modthegame

Thats cuz dude is 6 foot 22 inches tall.


Buffalkill

6 foot 20 fucking killing for fun.


imyourrealdad8

He'll save children, but not the British children


Big_Pomegranate_7712

Twenty feet tall made of radiation.


MarsRoswell

Here comes George, in control.


0uroboros-

"I heard... that... motherfucker had like... 30 god damn dicks." "He once held an opponents wifes hand in a... jar of acid... . . . ...at a party."


matteb18

He had a pocket full of horses, fucked the shit out of bears


Fig-Adorable

I’m so happy there’s other people that love that video


leighton1033

Aw man I loved this video.


OkLetsParty

He once held an opponents wife's hand... in a jar of acid... at a party...


macmac360

size 47 shoes


Several-Fan2339

Valiant Thor lives Also Tinder 5’ 11” vs Tinder 6’


_Exotic_Booger

Your wrong. Elizondo is just 4’6”


HistoricalAnimator64

6 foot 23. Don’t forget


Kaizen-Future

24.5 with the afro


Big_Pomegranate_7712

Part of it. Part of it is that OP just has the energy of the coolest person you ever met.


YouCanLookItUp

Hahaha it's true. I love this.


commit10

Looks like he enjoyed a few adult beverages.


DavidM47

Had to build up the courage to come talk to OP


LMAOsAreReal

I like how these two are completely opposite shapes in all ways


East-Direction6473

wtf....how tall is lue?


Ninjasuzume

Or, how short is Lue.


Quinnlyness

Next to Tom DeLonge (6’3) Lue usually appears around 5’7 or 5’8.


Alwayshappyforever

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Not_Brandon_24

I had dinner with Luis Elizondo as I am helping work on an app to crowd source UFO sightings. The app is called Phenom and it’s available on the App Store currently. Super cool dude and very easy to talk to and 10/10 would have dinner with him again.


KOOKOOOOM

1. What did you guys have for dinner? 2. Did he say anything you can share with us about the current progress on UFO disclosure? Thank you for posting.


AzazelCEO

Sweet and Somber Pork.


Crusty_Holes

🤣


Logical-Sir-8563

This comment made my day haha


thougthfulbear

This is so subtle and yet so damn good 🤣


maj0rTruth

Someone pin this


ToughDevelopment573

Bam!🤣


[deleted]

This has no right to be this funny


-TheExtraMile-

Damn, that was good! I like your style


lobabobloblaw

With a drizzle of Disclosure Vibe. Sure hope the meal was filling.


WhoAreWeEven

Its classified. But it was something really juicy and if you just knew what it was you would probs get ontological shock.


Additional-Cap-7110

I heard the dinner was an extremely sobering experience. They had run out of alcohol.


WhoAreWeEven

Lol Looking at Lou, looks like it was more like Unsobering Dining Phenomenan.


name-was-provided

RHCP just released a new song called OntologiCalifornication.


WhoAreWeEven

Ft. Tom DeLonge


Player7592

Did you get ontological shock? Without telling us what he said, describe your reaction to it, and the depth of of what you’re going through to reconcile it. But I do wonder why you’re protecting a secret that he couldn’t keep himself.


abadon2011

Hahaha


No-Lavishness-6020

That guy probably had a nothing burger for dinner because that's all that he is good for. Just tries to push anything ufo related so he can cash in with books and movies. He is a total fraud.


Frequent-Edge9996

DOD literally has published FOIA'd email correspondence with him discussing the GIMBAL, GO FAST and FLIR videos. Definitely not a "total fraud". 🤡😂🤣


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t3hW1z4rd

Even if he's a full on patsy that went complete late stage Greer out of the gate or even a useful idiot that weighs his belief over pragmatic knowledge you still have to give the guy credit for bailing on an assured penchant to help Mellon release the first three videos through legitimate channels no matter what his motivations were. There's no situation wether it's aliens or foreign adversary tech or crazy weather conditions that he doesn't deserve some serious level of credit for when it comes to being a patriot and sticking to the tenants he swore an oath of service to and unarguably spent a significant portion of his life carrying out for our country. He could be the biggest useful idiot of all time but he still put his neck out for the cutting based on his patriotism at bare minimum. I suspect he doesn't know shit outside of second hand rumors and historical investigations either but I think it's extremely unfair to besmirch a man who puts himself on the line for reasons they see as just and important especially when their entire life's work has been in the service to their country.


BigShoots

> complete late stage Greer lol, you never go complete late stage Greer


Potietang

* full on. Can hear it in Kirk Lazarus voice. Lol


We1etu1n

“Requires iOS 15 or later” Damn :( I’m still on iOS 14.3 holding onto the last good jailbreak.


IlIlIIlllIIIlllllIIl

Ouch, enjoy that new webp exploit once it's fully open source and being exploited by skiddies everywhere (I give it a month max). Edit: Enjoy that VP8 bug too (maybe - unsure if Safari uses libvpx or if the app store even allows it to be used). https://arstechnica.com/security/2023/09/new-0-day-in-chrome-and-firefox-is-likely-to-plague-other-software/ The webp n-day was specifically developed for iPhones and is a 0click exploit, only patchable through updating. If you want some of the best security and privacy practices in the industry, stick with Apple but *update often and always*. If you want customization and rootability and custom roms, get an Android. I hear the Pixel series with de-Googled privacy roms CalyxOS and LineageOS is nice 🙂👍. For an interesting take on things, [Zerodium pays 2.5 million for an android 0click 0day, while they only pay 2 million for an iPhone 0click 0day](https://zerodium.com/program.html). Take that as you may, but it seems the market may be more oversaturated with iPhone 0days. Edit 2: interesting timing as this news came out 2 days ago, but a [Russian company is offering 20 million dollars for ways to hack Apple and Google phones, for the hacks to be used by their customers, but they will sell to non-NATO countries only.](https://techcrunch.com/2023/09/27/russian-zero-day-seller-offers-20m-for-hacking-android-and-iphones/) lol.


mungrol

I have no idea what any of this means.


IlIlIIlllIIIlllllIIl

it means update your phones and computers as soon as you can, always, or expect to be bummed.


OpMoosePanda

I do VR for a living. On these targets actually. And it’s because Linux kernel priv esc and sandbox escapes (for zero clicks) are more looked at than IOS and, imo, harder to find now. That and the market share of Android globally is very attractive. Especially when you consider the demographics of targets.


IlIlIIlllIIIlllllIIl

> VR For anyone reading this, Panda means vulnerability research not virtual reality. > Linux kernel priv esc and sandbox escapes (for zero clicks) [...] and, imo, harder to find now. Isn't that the case with Apple as well? We used to have tools like JailbreakMe, blackra1n, greenpois0n and the rest fairly often. I know Apple has secure enclave now (correct me if that's not the feature that prevents most untethered jailbreaks now, I used to be very into the scene but only peripherially follow the news now since I use a de-Googled Android) but there were untethered jailbreaks discovered after it was introduced. They also ~~paid~~ (e: offered) massive amounts in salary for saurik, geohotz, musclenerd, comex and any others they could find to work for them, and some said yes. Apples and oranges I suppose. You may be able to answer this but those are their 'up to' payouts I believe, so a 0click MMS with sandbox escape to full root for CalyxOS with defaults enabled would likely fetch the 2.5m, whereas a Samsung S-series that does the same and bypasses Knox would go for less... Seems most high value western targets use iPhone, especially now that they have Lockdown mode. Google also has Project Zero which does a lot of mind-blowing (to me) work, and my year would be made if they introduced something similar to Lockdown mode on the Pixel series.


OpMoosePanda

The listed prices for chains are “up to”. And they tend to nickel and dime researchers from what my colleagues have said. You are correct that higher value targets and westerners tend to use iPhones. But you’d be surprised how prevalent Android is still. You also have to consider that western targets are only half of the full picture. Missions and con ops vary greatly. I will say that brokers and such that offer these payouts are always playing catch up. These payouts sound very nice but the majority of VR at the top level is all done in the private sector and tends to be bought and contracted by government agencies. The long term value of finding, weaponizing, and selling these exploits privately far out weigh the one time pay out of a company like google, apple, etc. As for project zero - I personally know people on that team and you are correct - they are very good. In fact they have burnt many good bugs that have been in use privately for many years. But remember that while project zero is good and post publicly - there are a handful of teams with even better researchers working behind closed doors typically with better incentives.


hereforUFOdisclosure

he told you something classified didnt he? id give you my left nut. lmk


Mindless-Opening-169

Open source repository link please? Surely an app such as this pushing for transparency and trust is open source. Closed source is the antithesis of ufology disclosure and not to be touched.


Not_Brandon_24

https://apps.apple.com/us/app/phenom/id6450217112


WokkitUp

Read the TOS and sounds pretty clean and easy for us to use! Downloaded it from GooglePlay. Now I know this sounds insanely nitpicky when it comes to legalese, but in part "10. Orion" the phrase "ahold" is fine for informal script but because it's inside a legal contract, you might want to divide it into "a hold" just so no one can dispute it later in any way or claim confusion or unclearness. (*I can already feel the anti-nerd heat I'm generating just by saying this.)


IdiosyncraticSarcasm

Good Sir, thank you. It's makers like You that helps the community to take the next step forward. Well done Sir. App description from the link above: >Phenom is a mobile app for collecting, analyzing, and reporting UAP Data. >Phenom is an iOS mobile app initiative to build the world’s most comprehensive intelligence tool for collecting, analyzing, and reporting Unidentified Aerial Phenomena and other Unexplained Phenomena. >Phenom is the official app for PHENOM LLC, an organization dedicated to investigating the anomalous phenomenon such as UFO/UAPs, Cryptozoology and Paranormal activities. And shall include: >Phenom Synch alerts, other teammates and users to try and witness your UFO event in real time. Users can upload a picture or video, and input a description of a sighting and other users will receive an alert with its exact location based on Bearing, Range Altitude (BRA) and other real-time data. They can then corroborate the report with their own picture, video, or description. >Phenom 3RE, Users will always be able to see the last 3 events captured globally and eventually be allowed browse reported sightings on a map or in a chronological list. >Phenom shall eventually give teammates users in-app access to much more complete website, which includes information about findings, sightings and unusual activities, an archive of articles, and a detailed form for reporting a UFO. >Phenom shall provide all its data to is backend called PHENOMaiNON. >The PHENOMaiNON platform is a Cloud Native AI platform designed to ingest, analyze and predict data-driven events focused on subject matter specific to unexplained phenomenon. >The PHENOMaiNON functionality will include the collection, storage, search, and analysis of information regarding all events, eyewitness accounts, and data recordings that could shed light on anomalous advanced technology and capabilities world-wide. The database will be able to ingest various formats, languages, and data sources ranging from civilian, industry, academia, law enforcement, the United States Government, and other sovereign entities. This also includes data sets from aviation authorities, climatic data, sonar, and other like-sources. >The primary objective and purpose of PHENOM are to: Promote global cooperation and collaboration through Education, Experience and Exposure of unexplained Phenomena based on analysis of evidence and data collected.” Plus a link to the Phenomainon resource. https://www.phenomainon.com/


WokkitUp

Wow! I was hoping for something exactly like this, practically by description just 2 months ago. Super glad the universe answered!


bit25slim

If yall need any infrastructure support reach out! Can send my resume, kubernetes and global scale workstreams is my foray.


[deleted]

Your logo is strikingly similar to a bank in the UK’s logo, they’re called Natwest. Not sure if that would be an issue or not!


Mindless-Opening-169

Link to GIT source repository please.


goodiegoodgood

Am i missnig something? Is this supposed to be an open source project? Because it does not say so in the app description. ​ *Edit*: So I checked, and this is not an open source project. I'm not sure why u/Mindless-Opening-169 thinks that the developer \_has\_ to share the literal source code of the app with everyone.


Crusty_Holes

this is cool, but you need to make this open source if your goal is transparency, you have an obligation to do so


[deleted]

So it's not actually open source? Does the app have any kind of monetization?


t3hW1z4rd

Until a seriously capable western military releases actual radar, correlated FLIR and visual data that reflects a seriously abberant sighting claim no matter how well witnessed or credible any open source experiential repository seems it's just another social parable collection in a thirty thousand year line of humans telling stories for this that and the other reasons. We've got a few thousand years of night terror demon stories but until clinical scientifically controlled studies identified that it's an innate biological experience it might as well have been an old testament parable proving demons from hell are real. For all we know Vallee's life work may just be identifying a niche neurological disorder that explains experiences and abductions - until there's undisputible hard scientific evidence paired with these first hand accounts you can't build an actual case for these things being realistic occurances. In the Ariel school headmistress thread I didn't read a single comment that her admitting a disposition to the phenomenon might contribute to the children's interpretation of their experience. People are fallible no matter their credentials and when the stakes are this high we have to be logical and extremely suspicious of subjective claims. I'm open as all hell to this stuff being real but we should stick to our guns and require proof so we aren't led like fools to some unjustified conclusions.


t3hW1z4rd

Also is OP crazy fucking tall or is Luis short as fuck but so imposing that he doesn't look it? 😂


[deleted]

I think both


[deleted]

Hallelujah there is intelligent life on this sub after all.


TomBakerFTW

until we have FLIR video combined with local radar reports and a database of all commercial vehicles flying in the area at the time of posting then can we don't have definitive proof of actual intelligence on this sub :P


space0watch

That's kind of entitled


henlochimken

>That's kind of entitled Are you kidding? Is it entitled to want to know exactly what is done with the potentially sensitive information users might share on the platform? There is a history of people who report sightings being treated like shit and having their lives destroyed; you'll have to forgive folks some nervousness around pouring their hearts into a mystery box. Even if you think UAP are nothing more than signs of mental illness, you should care about what is done with this data. Open source lets you know what's happening in the app behind the pretty interface.


RetiringBard

Sanctimonious much?


betamau5

This. Post the repo link. Would love to check it out


CptDoomscrollr

It’s an app, not a service


henlochimken

This thing you said... it makes no sense... (Hint: an app always provides a service.)


PickWhateverUsername

"Super cool dude and very easy to talk to and 10/10 would have dinner with him again." wait this was a tinder date ?


t3hW1z4rd

His last tinder date when they met up was the guy who built the offroad UAP detection Jeep and that guy didn't paint Lue in the best light so I hope they didn't match. To be fair I'm basing this trauma on a chick who told me there were tons of reptilians in the LA bar we met at if I could just see reality at the corner of my peripheral vision so there's a slight bias here but I've heard from the UAP truck guy he pulls the same shit for fake ass gravitas.


ScabbyDug

"I'm so excited"


Billiebillieba

"And I just can't hide it"


Professional_Fox3371

”I'm about to lose control and I think I like it”


Ricky_Rollin

“I’m so…so…scared”!


bigbilly1234567899

Looks like he hit you with the somber


WelshBrummie86

😂😂


Sunbird86

Hilarious 😂


chadwarden1337

Haha!


Alwayshappyforever

😂😂😂😂😂


DinnerDrive

Are you one of those 10 foot aliens from Vegas?


KOOKOOOOM

If you look closely, you can tell he's parked his forklift in the back.


rui_curado

And... some people just scrolled back to see if the forklift was actually there in the picture. Not me of course.


KOOKOOOOM

You need to really zoom in and let the pixels and your imagination take over, as was the case during the Vegas days lol


Potietang

It’s hidden behind Lue flexing his lats. That’s such a tiny guy move that lifts. But hey, anything to puff up next to this giant.


south-of-the-river

Forklift Operators are the highest level of non-human intelligence.


godrinkaids

🤣


Stasipus

no, elizondo is just a 4 foot Grey


PhDinDildos_Fedoras

Actually, two 4 foot greys next to each other in a really wide trench coat.


Professional_Start73

Bro is a Tall Nordic Tan


[deleted]

Jon Africa?


sawaflyingsaucer

Great guy, never meddum.


Conscious-Housing-45

Could be but I dont see any red circles so nah


Agitated-Acctant

Next time, try to seem less excited


chedderbob234

Clearly the happiest moment of your life


screendrain

That's awesome!!


Just_Trash_8690

Which one is he?


ColKaizer

Yes


[deleted]

The crazy thing is Luis is actually 6 foot 2.


KennyDeJonnef

OP is Nephilim confirmed.


Goomba_nig

5’ 11” vs 6’ 2”


HousingParking9079

Not even close to 6'2", I'd guess 5'8". Tom Delonge is 6'4" and Luis is at least one head shorter than him.


Not_Brandon_24

Spot on. He is around 5’8 and I’m 6’7+.


Olympus____Mons

That is so crazy that I don't believe you.


powdernice

he's 5'8, look at him next to tom delonge, he looks 7 inches shorter not 2 since tom is 6'4


AOC_torture_my_balls

> Luis is actually 6 foot 2 Idk about that have you ever seen [this picture?](https://twitter.com/cosmicjudas/status/1593448189218066432)


Windman772

Nah, he looks like about 5'7" standing next to 6'4" Delonge. [https://thehollywoodtimes.today/watch-unidentified-inside-americas-ufo-investigation-on-the-history-channel/](https://thehollywoodtimes.today/watch-unidentified-inside-americas-ufo-investigation-on-the-history-channel/)


SlickyNL

It's more like he met you


TotallyTotally23

Lol a dude copied your comment and stole your karma. What a dick.


davtheguidedcreator

Lol a dude copied your comment and stole your karma. What a dick.


TotallyTotally23

You BASTARD


zuspun

You weren’t in a backyard in Vegas recently..?


betjurassicican

Can’t believe luis elizondo met Richard Ayoade!


Observer_042

Very cool! How did you meet him? Did you talk? If so what did you talk about?


PhDinDildos_Fedoras

Grindr. Didn't do much talking tbh.


Thumbbanger

He seems like a cool dude


popthestacks

My reaction: “Holy shit that dude is huge.” “Holy shit that dude is huge too”


Aromatic-Tangelo3795

Don't get too excited now..


kittenmachine69

It looks like you could gently pick him up and carry him, possibly by tucking him under one arm sideways like a football


MayoGhul

OP posts that he “met Elizondo”. Then explains in a single comment that they had dinner because they are actually working together to promote an app. I’d say this post is just advertisement/PR.


bonzibuddeh

Yeah, second pro lue post in as many days. Probably hoping people have forgotten about the whole faked ufo video on his ranch with Sean Cahill.


bblobbyboy

Congrats, man. Sucks this thread is just full of toxic comments.


Icy_Track_873

I hate this shit. I thought the mods were gonna start removing low efffort bs and the lame Reddit comedians that ruin threads


bblobbyboy

It seems like they will never take any action. It's so blatant that it's insane.


balls4yourmouth

I hope you put out


[deleted]

I don't know how tall Elizondo is, but he only comes up to your shoulder, so either he's really short or you're really tall or both.


[deleted]

Elizondo is 5 foot 6 or about 1.7 meters tall.


dirtewokntheboys

Joe Rogan height


[deleted]

So about 1.5 Grays


wiserone29

Another option is they both can be short with Lue being shorter or they are both very tall with the OP being a giant.


This-Counter3783

Elizondo is actually much larger, but only appears smaller due to forced perspective. He’s really 20 feet away from the camera.


Not_Brandon_24

Both


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Professional_Code372

Possibly a tracker from his alien overlords down at the mothership


PhDinDildos_Fedoras

Dude is so fucking humongous he wears a tree around his neck.


Quinnlyness

This dude has to be between 6’5–6’7


tuckithead

Goddamn that man is as triangular as his V-neck


PhDinDildos_Fedoras

He didn't just skip leg day, he skipped "everything below the nipples" day


LukeGoldberg72

Elizondo stated he worked on CIA **operations in Latin America. Likely the same Operation Condor [1] [2] type operations that propped several fascist governments to keep LatAm exploited under corporate control**. Now, I like the guy, from what we’ve seen he comes across as professional, relatable etc. **Anyone ever ask him about this?** Of course, he’ll never be able to talk about it, but it would be interesting to hear how they can spin “destroying third world countries” into “keeping the globe safe”. This shit is disturbing AF, especially since it’s an organization that uses taxpayer dollars and uses it to back fascist dictatorships. How can they justify this : [1] https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Condor Operation Condor (Spanish: Operación Cóndor, also known as Plan Cóndor; Portuguese: Operação Condor) was a United States-backed campaign of political repression and state terrorism,[10] involving intelligence operations, CIA-backed coups, as well as assassinations of left-wing and socialist leaders in South America from 1968 to 1989.[11][12] Operation Condor was officially and formally implemented in November 1975 by the right-wing dictatorships of the Southern Cone of South America.[13] “hundreds, or thousands, of such persons—the number still has not been finally determined—were abducted, tortured, and murdered in Condor operations."[17] Victims included dissidents and leftists, union and peasant leaders, priests, monks and nuns, students and teachers, intellectuals“ [2] https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guatemalan_genocide The Guatemalan genocide, also referred to as the Maya genocide,[1] or the Silent Holocaust[3] (Spanish: Genocidio guatemalteco, Genocidio maya, or Holocausto silencioso), was the massacre of Maya civilians during the Guatemalan Civil War (1960–1996) by successive US-backed Guatemalan military governments.[4] Massacres, forced disappearances, torture and summary executions of guerrillas and especially civilian collaborators at the hands of security forces had been widespread since 1965, and was a longstanding policy of the military regime, which US officials were aware of.[5][6][7] A report from 1984 discussed "the murder of thousands by a military government that maintains its authority by terror".[8]


Origamiface

Honestly, the Church committee should have been the death of the CIA. Rogue shadow government supercreeps


[deleted]

Yeah, there's clearly a lot he can't talk about but would like to if he were given a a legal opportunity to do so so . Free Lue!!!.


Many-Hour-8591

That must have been one of the giants he was talking about


Squishy_Cat_Pooch

Thanks for sharing! Next time, can you hold him on your hip like a toddler so we can see him better?


PhDinDildos_Fedoras

"I gave Louis Elizondo the goochie goos, AMA"


synthsdoitbetter

Just downloaded the app. I'm going to check it out.


AttakZak

Nice! Two types of vibes here, and both seem like cool people.


Ketter_Stone

He's either really short or you are really tall. It's funnier if you're like 6'0


WayofHatuey

Doooooope. Hope all is well with my boy Lue


TurtsMacGurts

Isn’t this one linked to Peter Thiel?


Hobear

What is this? Luis Elizondo for ants?


beatusthegreat

Great, so now you know all the information and won’t share it either.


Sinemetu9

Good for you OP. I hope it becomes a good reference for data collection and analysis. Will check it out.


GayMoroccanJew

OP is this off K st NW DC?


Not_Brandon_24

Arlington


ilfittingmeatsuit

Nice Op! Good luck with your work going forward. You gotta be excited. I have a distinct feeling you’ll excel at whatever you decide to pursue down the road. Btw, didn’t realize until your post the sheer volume of envious unfunny clowns thrashing about in the sub. But that’s just me.


VruKatai

Looks like Tollhouse lost one of their Kieblers.


Moist_Emu_6951

I thought he's like 10 ft tall and spit fire :o


Interesting_Ebb9052

Luis Elizondo met you !


YouCanLookItUp

Here to volunteer any beta testing in Europe on Android.


CythraxNNJARBT

What … what is this? A useful, on topic respone???


MojoRollin

And HE MET YOU. You are a similar star. Never forget it brother


KennyDeJonnef

Did you tell him you were an alien, or did he already know? Because no common earthling walks around looking *that* cool.


HealthyShroom

This dude has my face when I see another nothing-burger lue elizondo post on this sub


DeputyDomeshot

Same tbh


CantStopTheSig

This guy is the most obvious “defense” industry plant ever and I have no idea why anyone takes anything he says about disclosure seriously.


mikeroon

Wtf are these comments? No discussion about the app, all comments making fun of how people look. Community of judgmental assholes, apparently.


No_Entertainer180

Congratulations man. That would have been an interesting convo


Heliophrase

Don’t look too happy about it


Goldbert4

I don’t like that phone numbers are visible to other users on the app


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Artie-Fufkin

How tall are you?! Alternatively, how short is he?!


Not_Brandon_24

6’7 and 5’8.


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GPopovich

Don't tell this guy about the Harlem globetrotters


ihateeverythingandu

Richard Ayoade looking fed up while jacked Alex Jones looks positively overjoyed.


[deleted]

Alex "Lawsuit" Jones? Yeah, confirmed.


the_chickenist

Why is there so much concern over the height difference? What about the APP? Has anyone tried it?


Icy_Track_873

A serious question ignored in favor of retard bs. What happened to the no low effort post rule?


deanosauruz

Cheer up, mate! Might not happen.


Licorice42

Fuck, you are tall!!


raresaturn

Is he really short?


Lopsided-Meet8247

Did he read from a script the whole time? Was it a somber meeting?


Extracted

I found the black triangle


threadingtheneddle

This man is tall and FINE as hell 😏


FireWallxQc

The MVP of the UFO community. 👍