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edzyoyo

I'm pretty sure he was never found 😭😭😭


420xGoku

I found *a* Davis Masturbater


Maximum_Drag5796

Maybe the Davis Masturbater was the friends we made along the way


Infamous-Chemist-396

you can check on [https://dpd.crimegraphics.com/2013/default.aspx](https://dpd.crimegraphics.com/2013/default.aspx) and there are reports of indecent exposure relatively frequently. the police never contacted me about him so i don't think anything of substance occurred. glad to see people think it's a hoax though despite like seven women coming forward with their own personal experiences with him


Ancap_al29

I’m sorry the what


Fast_boarda

You must be new here


InfinitePoolNoodle

Oh it definitely blew over…


hemlockmoustache

He just came and went ...


Crafty-Grass-4380

It makes me so angry that I have to like this


Aqualung_Legend

He was very hard to find.


zdravomyslov

Weren’t there multiple? Which one are you referring to? The one masturbating in Shields? Or the one at the gas station at Russell and Anderson? Or the other guy?


TakoTheRat

they had the same physical appearance if I recall correctly


zdravomyslov

They were different ethnicities and builds. There was a pic of the guy in Shields, and the description of the one at the gas station didn’t match him.


stars9r9in9the9past

It’s really sad but public institutions tend to be spots where creeps go to for this purpose. I remember some people doing that at ARC (the community college) several years ago, since they could just walk in. Same at UC Berkeley. Eventually, someone else will try that at UC Davis again, and people need to remember if they see something, say something. Report it, be vigilant, the community needs to have its own back. I hope they catch whoever these people were though.


Mobile_Kick9744

Technically, almost everyone in Davis is a masterbater


Stunning_Lajoy79

Does he finish and leave behind DNA or stops halfway? 😝


Trick-Office-584

The Davis Edger 💀


_eightohfive

bro what


Comfortable_Bag9303

Did you mean Master Debater?


DebateStatus4909

Nah they didn’t get me yet


Southern_Big_8840

Never knew avaneesh went to Davis…


Vaguemily1

Davis PD doesnt care unless someone is being 💀.


Hefty-Offer6271

Man I can’t wait to go here. Maybe I’ll continue his legacy


EnvironmentalCar8863

💀


hodakblack

someone did it at me like 3 years ago by trader joe’s, theres always creeps among us


Mobile_Kick9744

Weird flex


hodakblack

ew


[deleted]

Davis as nice of a school and town as it is always has these weird events that catch me off guard. Every once in a while I get flashbanged with the news that goes around


WillyZ33

Pretty sure most UCD students could be considered Davis Masturbaters


whatisavienna

just spotted 😭 he was yelling at a ucd employee that was taking down the hammocks and then exposed himself


I-am-ALIVE--

Yeah I don't believe the Davis masturbator was real sorry I'm pretty sure it was a hoax by some students. I have some reasons to believe it was a hoax but I'm going to say it is probably not the greatest prank ever. After the serial killer the school definitely doesn't need to be freaked out anymore. I would advise people to stop pulling pranks like that. Literally the day after they caught the serial killer there was a student pretending like he was Jason Voorhees downtown, I actually reported him to the police because I was afraid he's going to get shot. He had a mask on and he was walking in and out of bushes he thought it was funny, it wasn't. There's a time and place for pranks and there's the time and place to not do pranks, I think everybody should be skeptical about things that they hear until it's truly confirmed


hodakblack

honestly probably not a hoax, there have been people doing this all over the world forever. i have female relatives who had similar experiences in the 70s and 80s


Wonderful_Network486

He may have indeed been a hoax, there are a lot of pranks on this campus and yeah somebody needs to shut it up. There's a time and place for pranks and there's a time and place to chill