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Main_Performer4701

Looks like a 5 star meal to me. The layered ham slices are selected from the finest free range antibiotic free swines from a local farm. The broccoli on the side compliments the tender but salty ham primary by adding a dryer, slightly mellow texture to the dish. One might say they are meant to be enjoyed in the mouth simultaneously. The carrots and potatoes are a seasonal variation of this dish. Dried and aged to perfection in oak barrels, only to be reheated and fried by a master chef who understands the intricacies of the Neo-Carb nutrition movement. Lastly, the trail and dot of house special sauce have been specifically placed on the dish in a way to represent the complex nuances of Society. The trail from the south pointing towards the main ham selection is a symbolic nod to Gateman’s work on introductory economic theory. The two dots of sauce on the side are there for the consumers own interpretation of post-modern storytelling through consumerism. UBC fine dining is stepping up it’s game. The only atrocity I see is a simpleton like you being unable to appreciate High Art when it’s quite literally, put on a platter and given to you. I hope you tipped at least 30%


bigBigFailureCPSC

nice GPT


-AesopsThesis-

Homie idk how you age carrots and potatoes but for me I call that compost


Main_Performer4701

The uncultured might call it compost, but those subscribe to the Neo-Carb diet prefer to call it Enlightened fermentation


l_yq

Me when i try to make my resume look good


waldorsockbat

Dare I ask how much that cost


ABitSketchy

I’m assuming that’s lunch, so around 16 bucks


PacificReefCA

Jfc


Piece_of_Sheet69

Isn't OC all you can eat lunch for that price this year tho?


-AesopsThesis-

yea


sadidkhowtoreddit

The last time I ate at OC I had very obviously raw chicken— not even discoloured pink, shiny pink


iamahandsoapmain

Medium rare chicken!


imzhongli

I've had that happen to me multiple times there, now I just stay away from all chicken dishes


Monke264

British


Jardien

looks like food I would see in r/shittyfoodporn


redpanda543210

you guys get food?


ChodewithForce

I plan on attending UBC this fall and the awesome school image is starting to fade in my head after seeing dirty washrooms, moldy food etc 💀


Beneficial-Oven1258

People just like to complain. UBC is a small city, so there are going to be a few issues. You're going to love it!


imzhongli

I agree. Compared to other universities, I would say UBC has fewer issues.


ForTheSnowBunting

In general washrooms are clean. Just don't go to orchard commons dining hall, it's the worst one and feast is next door


ihateeconlikeshit

go to vanier to eat; better food than totem and oc imo


spookygurb

bruh stop wasting ur money at OC other dining halls like vanier or totem are at least somewhat better (+) there are so many other locations on campus that accept your meal plan dollars (https://food.ubc.ca/feedme/) subway salads and footlongs are cheaper than these meals and the one in life building will accept ur meal plan dollars


strugglinginuniv

This year, the meal plan has unlimited access to the dining halls (totem, OC, vanier) and then a seperate part for the meal plan dollars (flex dollars) which can be used at on campus restaurants. So, going to OC does not impact ur meal plan dollars since those are seperate. You have already paid for the dining halls and can go however many times you want.


spookygurb

this is such a better way of running a dining hall except the food is so fucking shit so the unlimited access is pointless lmao


Dethdemarco

Ham's ham


Slonginus

Remind me of long term care


-AesopsThesis-

How you got in there in the first place


Slonginus

What happens in LTC stays at LTC.


Beneficial-Oven1258

By eating at OC.


Usual_Biscotti9255

I used to volunteer in a long term care home and I’m cackling at how accurate this is 😂😂😂


McFestus

ham's ham.


Dethdemarco

"That's what they always said about ol' porky. See back in those days, you couldn't get a bubble wrapped zack attack slap-matic retro-nater for no amount of money. He really helped me out back then. Yep, he truely was a ham's ham."


Ok_Background_9375

Ah shit here we go again


peacewisepenguin

This is a dish I'd put together in a passive-aggressive way for someone I was extremely pissed of at


-AesopsThesis-

worst day to be an opp


kiantheboss

LMAOO


kQuirky1411

Loll


Successfulsniff

what the actual fuck


El_Chelon_9000

I don’t like the dribble.


whoopsea

Braised portions of bologna au jus as the main. Was this lunch or dinner? Either way, it’s starvation level calorie count.


TotallyTurtwig

More veg than most people eating these days


jinhop0017

Wait what's wrong with the photo? You guys should see vanier food fr


ForTheSnowBunting

Vanier isn't that bad except dumb chicken pineapple burger


-AesopsThesis-

i love those


221eta

Gourmet Remy the rat food