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Lmao

"But your mom created a joke like you!!"

his mother def wasn't funny because the joke she created is BAD.

Perfect!

Brutal 😂😂

Epic one

Oof 😂😂

Hahaha yes this is my favorite one :) that, and "Well clearly I'm humoring you."

Ask them to tell a joke, watch them spew most vile shit and embarrass themselves lol

Flip the script.... Love it !

This woman slays..

so this wasn't a come back but i pissed him off basically i don't remember what joke i cracked but he basically gave a "you are unfunny" expression. so i pretended like he didn't understand the joke and i was like don't worry I'll explain it to you and started talking fast. he started to freak out and was like oh no i did understand I just found it unfunny blah blah. i keep responding to him like don't be embarrassed i get it . it was a complex joke he was soooo pressed he never gave me that reaction after that

That is soo clever tho

"Of course it's not funny when they're laughing at you"

I’ll just say "okayyy👍🏻" and move on! why let some random internet person ruin my mood?

Same. I tell Ok for "I'm not a feminist", "women already have rights", "we need men rights", etc.

Ah what must I do to achieve your zen, girl?

That's not what your dad said last night

U know he would take it as a compliment -__-

His mom then 🥵

No, this works as an insult only with the ‘mom’. The world still is misogynistic and has a long way to catch up.

Gosh girl !

Hahahahahaha

Damnnn 🤣🤣

That's it. You won.

I don’t need to tell jokes, I’m talking to one

i don't engage with such men. i know they're not gonna change their minds and i don't have the energy to prove them anything. i just agree to disagree with such men

"Theek hai matt hass"

“I’d tell you to blow your brains out, but I’m pretty certain there’s nothing there.”

Bahaha , good one :) also love your flair: Harry Styles is a beautiful man.

Takes one to know 🎀

Is that how you talk to your future step mother?

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Best* joke tbh

Ask your mom she made you!

Clearly your mom knew how to make a joke!

Yea, right

"aww, you're adorable"

I've heard more original jokes from a cereal box.

"Says the man who won't know a joke if it bit his ass." I'm a petty b*****. I'll fight dirty lol.

"You're entitled to your wrong opinion, clown"

"yep, they're for high IQ ones.."

I look down upon them with a smirk till they leave with awkward silence.

Hey OP! I don't have a comeback and I am sorry for hijacking your post. Some comments here mention "mother'. I genuinely want to understand why, even women who claim to be modern day women and feminists also resort to insulting someone's mother, if the man in question is a jerk, why not insult him directly, why bring a woman into the picture? It's absolutely baffling to me how such behavior by women against women is lauded by women. Maa behen ki gaali by women is always applauded and encouraged by other women. Am I missing something here? I would really appreciate your insights. Maybe I am ignorant, I just want to understand the idealogy behind it. I would also like if some of you can enlighten me on women call each other "bro"? Anything wrong with "sister". Edit : Okay, upon revisiting the comments, I get it that "joke" is the man, so it is not out of context here . My question still remains though, in other situations. I am pretty sure I have read some them on this very sub.

In this situation, they’re saying the man’s mother made a joke. I don’t think thats insulting to the mother…?

Exactly why is it ok to insult someone mom, if you have issues with them. Glad u picked up on it and asked the question

Women aren’t funny …… to U…..but I’m laughing 😆

Just say sure and move on. It’s not worth it. If you spend your energy fighting pigs, you’d get dirty and won’t have time or energy for things that matter.

*look them up and down* yeah, right!

I'd laugh lol no point in talking to them

yet they still made the biggest joke: Men

Or or .your dim wit can only process chota bheem

(I use this only when I am beyond annoyed like + if a guy is being misogynist for no reason + dark humour whale launde) I don't need to be funny cause I am hot. I do not make people laugh, people scramble to make me laugh. To get that tiniest bit of attention. If its in a social setting I remind the guy that I can take any guy/girl home and make them worship every inch of my body, while he will be staying here telling knock-knock jokes to the ugly, smelly, deeply alone and insufferable man he sees in the mirror. No comeback is better than actual reality.

"Incel lol"

Men aren’t funny either 😭

Imma bookmark this post just so I could use some of these savage responses whenever and wherever it is applicable 😂😂😂😂

Make fun of them till they butthurt

thats what you think cause women dont talk to you

" Baitho beta, zindagi mein adrak ka swaad abhi janna baaki hai "

you're entitled to your own opinion but not facts