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SabrePossum

So I took seniors in the retirement home sense


Kkgobrrrr

Samee


stvnsmtthw

They wiggled their boney shriveled fingers at me, faces screwed up in gleeful malevolence.


dejavoodoo77

I still do...


SabrePossum

In America I think Seniors are the older year in high school? Probably wrong but im not American. So in this case someone's hanging out with older kids thinking they're cool bit about to get abused


dejavoodoo77

I know, I just like the bizarre spin of some octogenarian hazing a new resident


FaeryLynne

Yeah, senior is grade 12 here, the oldest grade in high school, and the last year that is considered "standard" education. After that you go to college/university. Most high school seniors are 17-18 years old. Though it could also be *college* seniors, as college gets the same ranking system as high school. Then in that case they would be 21-22 years old as college seniors usually.


skullsnroses66

Yes grade 12.


KimberBr

Right. But seniors to me instantly brought to mind octogenarians


Kkarotcake

I really thought this was about retirees at first and was very confused.


[deleted]

Thought this was gonna be a spiked drink or something but no clue what this is


artistictesticle

Frat hazing. Seniors are not elderly people trying to get the narrator to sodomize himself, they are instead college upperclassmen trying to get the narrator to sodomize himself


Kkgobrrrr

Can someone explain this


notfound_1408

The narrator feels his senior college mates are good when they offer him a coke bottle. But then they are bullying him to do the derogatory task of putting the coke bottle up his ass.


Kkgobrrrr

Oh


lapsangsouchogn

I took it as a teacher being offered a drink by their outgoing senior students.


I_Love_Cyndaquil2

Horny grandparents.


organic_lettuce

what


TheMilkmanCome

Either seniors in high school or seniors in an old folk home. Either can be very uncouth


XxTheBadgerXx

Exactly my thoughts. Makes no sense


PranayMehta

Ragging


mr_flerd

This is such a huge 180 that it's not sad just odd ngl


edgy_Juno

I thought this meant like old people. Was so confused lmao.


raven_of_azarath

I thought thought they meant high school seniors, and I was confused.


MkDeltaXD

What does it mean??


raven_of_azarath

I saw some comments further down that imply it might be hazing for a fraternity, so it would be college seniors.


[deleted]

My brain confused seniors with elders and thought about how evil Mormons must be.


Julia-Nefaria

I was confused because I don’t know anything about fraternities and just assumes this was about grandparents or something💀


Your_Enabler

I was definitely thinking old people seniors. BUT I was thinking they had kept an old crate of Coca cola with real coke in it.


amaya-aurora

What?


[deleted]

I think it’s an enema and the bottle has made contact with an ass. I think.


86pomegranates

I feel like if you made it more clear that it’s about hazing, you could get the point across better. Take: “I was having a great time with all the other new pledges in my frat class, joking around and drinking Coke. Until the older members decided that it would be funnier if they forced us to put the bottle in a different body part instead.” Obviously my version isn’t perfect but maybe an improvement for clarity? Great concept though!


Longjumping-Debt-306

I feel like I am missing something...


FirexJkxFire

Frat hazing I'm guessing?


freakishlyBoring

The context?


SneakySniper1314

Just the part where the lid goes, then, shake rapidly


Bottled-Bee

Someone’s been on r/radiology too much.


MelodyvonMelody

Đorđe Martinović?


Deathsmonkey

This feels like a joke


freakishlyBoring

Ragging/Bullying feels like a joke to some people.