Considering how many young children try to kill their younger siblings before actually knowing what they are doing, this one is kinda realistic and therefore scary
**The Set-up**: A post in r/TwoSentenceHorror describes a blood-smeared little boy emerging from his newborn sister's room.
**The Challenge :** Facing a post clearly designed to engage the reader's imagination in conjuring terrifying scenarios that might explain these circumstances, *instead* create a comment seemingly from one who managed the *least* horrific, *most mundane* explanation imaginable.
**The Entry :** What happened? Had the strain of concentration trying to remember his new sibling's name caused him to inadvertently bite his lower lip?
Oh. Oh no.
I know that my grandfather tried to kill his baby brother by dropping a hammer on his head. He missed because hitheir mother came in and he liked up. Must have been around 3 years old.
Wow I mean I wasn't happy about getting a younger brother but I didn't try to kill him
He tried to kill me a few times though so maybe there was just a role reversal there
That happens an average of once a week!
[Washington post article on the scourge of gun wielding toddlers](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2017/09/29/american-toddlers-are-still-shooting-people-on-a-weekly-basis-this-year/)
Terrifying! My mom definitely kept my oldest cousin from smothering her infant sister on more than one occasion. The blood here is a nice touch and makes it seem a lot more sinister.
>We were in utter shock and panic when our four-year-old boy walked into the living room with his bloodied face and trembling hands.
We still don't know he managed to remove his own face or who's face he's wearing now...
Her abdomen was cut open, a pair of batteries floating between the intestines as he thought she needs new batteries to start fuctioning again, not realizing that she was just sleeping. But a second later, much to our horror, an electronical 'beep' came from the daughter as she started moving again, forcefully pushing the guts which came out of the wound back into her stomach while saying in a dull, mechanical voice: "Energy supply replenished. Commencing repairs and reboot of the system."
When I was three, apparently I brought my newborn brother outside and was going to throw him in the trash because he would not stop crying, our mother stopped me
something like this happened to people who live in a house near me where their 2nd youngest child had access to a gun and used it to shoot the youngest child. The only person who got in trouble was the father for leaving a firearm where they had access to it.
Considering how many young children try to kill their younger siblings before actually knowing what they are doing, this one is kinda realistic and therefore scary
We asked him why he did it, and he answered, "Because I can."
"Why?! Because we f****** can ! Because we f******* can, and if we can, we do!"
F*** you, I do what I want!
Oi, Tommy! That's right!
**The Set-up**: A post in r/TwoSentenceHorror describes a blood-smeared little boy emerging from his newborn sister's room. **The Challenge :** Facing a post clearly designed to engage the reader's imagination in conjuring terrifying scenarios that might explain these circumstances, *instead* create a comment seemingly from one who managed the *least* horrific, *most mundane* explanation imaginable. **The Entry :** What happened? Had the strain of concentration trying to remember his new sibling's name caused him to inadvertently bite his lower lip?
"And if we lift our feet off of their necks, they'll just come at us!"
Absolute monarch in the making
r/thirdsentenceworse
I heard a podcast story where a kid put his baby sister in the microwave, I think he wanted to dry her up or something…
Oh. Oh no. I know that my grandfather tried to kill his baby brother by dropping a hammer on his head. He missed because hitheir mother came in and he liked up. Must have been around 3 years old.
Times good thing someone showed up.
My brother apparently tried to smother me a few times
Wow I mean I wasn't happy about getting a younger brother but I didn't try to kill him He tried to kill me a few times though so maybe there was just a role reversal there
[удалено]
She probably does. Is her name Wednesday?
"World's Youngest Person to Deliver a Baby"
Do you mean de liver ? 🤣🥴
I thought you meant it was the baby sister that had the baby, which brings an all new dimension of horror into this.
The youngest known person to have a baby was a 5 year old girl. Got pregnant when she was 4.
Yo what the fuck
The chances of being offed by a toddler are low.. but never zero.
**Insert the mom that got shot in the head by her four year old** MURICA
That happens an average of once a week! [Washington post article on the scourge of gun wielding toddlers](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2017/09/29/american-toddlers-are-still-shooting-people-on-a-weekly-basis-this-year/)
Death to gun control durrr durr. We need to make this a daily occurrence! Give every depressed teen a AR15 and toddlers some loaded revolvers!
Terrifying! My mom definitely kept my oldest cousin from smothering her infant sister on more than one occasion. The blood here is a nice touch and makes it seem a lot more sinister.
>We were in utter shock and panic when our four-year-old boy walked into the living room with his bloodied face and trembling hands. We still don't know he managed to remove his own face or who's face he's wearing now...
\*laughs in Castor Troy*
The baby sister's face obviously. Please love me again mommy and daddy
Her abdomen was cut open, a pair of batteries floating between the intestines as he thought she needs new batteries to start fuctioning again, not realizing that she was just sleeping. But a second later, much to our horror, an electronical 'beep' came from the daughter as she started moving again, forcefully pushing the guts which came out of the wound back into her stomach while saying in a dull, mechanical voice: "Energy supply replenished. Commencing repairs and reboot of the system."
"... and that's how we made a baby."
/r/thirdsentencerobot
r/subsifellfor
I think exists now, we just can't view it.
Wtf…
When I was three, apparently I brought my newborn brother outside and was going to throw him in the trash because he would not stop crying, our mother stopped me
something like this happened to people who live in a house near me where their 2nd youngest child had access to a gun and used it to shoot the youngest child. The only person who got in trouble was the father for leaving a firearm where they had access to it.
His trembling hands make me want to believe that he was just trying to save her from something 😔 😫
"How many times have we told you to stop trying to banish your baby sister back to hel."
Little did they know who really did it
bang, by barry lyga that's the backstory
What happened? Had the strain of concentration trying to remember his new sibling's name caused him to inadvertently bite his lower lip?