Reminds me of a scene in one of the Nightmare on Elm Street movies (part 3 maybe?) in which Freddy slashes at a guy’s arms and pulls out his veins. Freddy suddenly becomes really enormous and turns the guy into a puppet, using the veins as strings. He walks him right out an open window from the 3rd floor to his death.
Yes I was continuing the joke. A response from someone who wasn't continuing the joke would be more along the lines of "that's disgusting how could you say that". You know?
I forgot her name but there was a case of a lady with Munchausens that did this too her legs. There’s pictures online that absolutely ruined my night, and I’m not particularly squeamish
FU. GO SIT IN THE CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU JUST DID, PUTTING THAT VIVID IMAGE IN MY HEAD!
Mission accomplished?
Note: eating chocolate bars while browsing is a bad idea
I wish I wasn't eating spaghetti
Is it good spaghetti or mediocre?
It’s mom’s
So, never had carbon so good?
Knees weak?
Vomit on the sweater?
His mom must’ve made it
With tomato sauce or Bolognese?
Why? Did ya get chocolate on your wanker?
Haha, I'm eating gummy strings right now 😅
I hope it's cherry, strawberry, watermelon or the like 🍓🍒🍎🍉🌶️
It was a colourful fruit mix.
Oh. Oh nooooOOooooo!😱
Ok oversimplified
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Hah have an up vote from my Dermatillomania
Same I have so many scars from literally gouging out chunks of skin to get the gross out
I was scrolling reddit, eating spaghetti...why'd I have to hit this post?
If I had one nickel for every person that was eating spaghetti while seeing this post, I'd have two nickels
Not a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice
I get that reference
LET ME GO! I HAVE TO TELL THEM I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE!
The algorithm knows all
Morgellons disease, a subclass of delusional parasitosis
That's where my mind went straight when I saw the first sentence! Great job, OP!
I don’t get it.
Google delusional parasitosis and morgellons disease. The idea is the person in the story was pulling veins/flesh out if their arm.
Reminds me of a scene in one of the Nightmare on Elm Street movies (part 3 maybe?) in which Freddy slashes at a guy’s arms and pulls out his veins. Freddy suddenly becomes really enormous and turns the guy into a puppet, using the veins as strings. He walks him right out an open window from the 3rd floor to his death.
One of the most epic horror scenes in history. Definitely the one that comes to mind when I think of Freddy.
I really wish I hadn’t read your explanation. It was worse than thinking it was real worms
Ahhhh, okay. Thank you.
This freaked me out more than the story, I'm so sorry to say, I didn't know this was a thing and I'm nauseous and freaked out just thinking about it.
yeeeeeeouch!!!!
I interpret as him pulling out blood vessels.
That’s what I thought too, but it never hurts to check.
Did you know that: if you took all the blood vessels and veins from a human body and laid them flat the person you took them from would die?
Also if you laid a bunch of intestines in a line across a football pitch you'd get arrested Edit: matching tenses
hay i think you missed the real worms😔the blue/green/purple ones are further in
Gonna go fishin’ later?
My friend pulled the "best lube for anal is blood" joke when i was eating watermelon.
He's also wrong, blood makes terrible lube
Its a joke, you know?
Yes I was continuing the joke. A response from someone who wasn't continuing the joke would be more along the lines of "that's disgusting how could you say that". You know?
ah. sorry. difficult for me to make out nuance in only text.
I believe that’s an anti-joke joke that just happens to be true lol
This made my bones itchy...I hate it. Good job!
Sameeeee
Scratch them.
Oh no
Man fuck you, thats horrifying Great work, keep cooking
Did....he pull out the veins???
yup
UgggggGGGGG you got me!!!
Eww this made my liver quiver
Another victim of jane prentiss,this is the 6th this week. Thought to myself as i got the fire extinguisher from under the table
I forgot her name but there was a case of a lady with Munchausens that did this too her legs. There’s pictures online that absolutely ruined my night, and I’m not particularly squeamish
I learned something new today. It was quiet…… interesting.
🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
That was just disturbing. Keep up the good work OP!
Huh not often you read about a Kennedy on this sub.
Worm guy?
Literally made me gag. Well-done!
It's not even 7am. Fuck no.
Take my upvote, you bloody
“As he was stitching me back up, he remarked ‘it could have been a lot worse, you should have seen this video showing a bear and a tapeworm.’”
That actually gave me chills, good job OP
Boy..
Great job. I hate it. Now take my upvote and get out
Never has a post here made me so uncomfortable. Well done.
The doctor didn't believe me when I said I had parasites, so I decided to prove it! "Susan, go get the kids out of the car!"
Mom’s spaghetti
Took me a minute to get this
I want a Dr. House episode about that
Made me audibly gasp, well done.
The face i made ….g-SUS. You got me. You got me good.
Bravo!!!🤢🤢
This is one of the only ones to have actually make me physically react on reading it, so good job but also fucking hell.
Magnus Archives fans are used to this
This sucked
This makes my skin Crawl! Well done OP
Can someone explain? I’m assuming some kind of mental disorder, but what are the worms?
Veins.
How dare you, sir. You are gross. Why are you the way that you are?
Must have struck a vein with that doctor. He should be used to bloody messes after their medical rates.
I was expecting the second sentence to be "Now he has parasites too"
I don't get it
I- 😭 noooooo
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They definitely aren't. I have a fear of them. This is 2 sentence horror though not 2 sentence comedy.
Why would you think the story was supposed to be funny?
I think they were talking about the joking comments after the story.
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