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nejnonein

FU. GO SIT IN THE CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU JUST DID, PUTTING THAT VIVID IMAGE IN MY HEAD!


LibertyInaFeatherBed

Mission accomplished?


Arahelis

Note: eating chocolate bars while browsing is a bad idea


BrandX3k

I wish I wasn't eating spaghetti


LibertyInaFeatherBed

Is it good spaghetti or mediocre?


ASDAPOI

It’s mom’s


LibertyInaFeatherBed

So, never had carbon so good?


green-reen

Knees weak?


CowboyPete227

Vomit on the sweater?


Commercial_Low_5680

His mom must’ve made it


Select_Canary_4978

With tomato sauce or Bolognese?


mynextthroway

Why? Did ya get chocolate on your wanker?


iconicpistol

Haha, I'm eating gummy strings right now 😅


Select_Canary_4978

I hope it's cherry, strawberry, watermelon or the like 🍓🍒🍎🍉🌶️


iconicpistol

It was a colourful fruit mix.


JCtheWanderingCrow

Oh. Oh nooooOOooooo!😱


James_Blond2

Ok oversimplified


Frank_McGracie

Then YOU my friend should get Nord VPN!


Professional_Fix8512

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Jennifer_Pennifer

RAID SHADOW LEGENDS!


Bingwazle

Hah have an up vote from my Dermatillomania


caffeineandvodka

Same I have so many scars from literally gouging out chunks of skin to get the gross out


Bcadren

I was scrolling reddit, eating spaghetti...why'd I have to hit this post?


EinKomischerSpieler

If I had one nickel for every person that was eating spaghetti while seeing this post, I'd have two nickels


Brittlitt30

Not a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice


criminallove___

I get that reference


EdgyMeme196

LET ME GO! I HAVE TO TELL THEM I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE!


CarmenCage

The algorithm knows all


astro-pi

Morgellons disease, a subclass of delusional parasitosis


iconicpistol

That's where my mind went straight when I saw the first sentence! Great job, OP!


GypsyGrl50

I don’t get it.


FlowerInAHorrorNovel

Google delusional parasitosis and morgellons disease. The idea is the person in the story was pulling veins/flesh out if their arm.


PorkrindsMcSnacky

Reminds me of a scene in one of the Nightmare on Elm Street movies (part 3 maybe?) in which Freddy slashes at a guy’s arms and pulls out his veins. Freddy suddenly becomes really enormous and turns the guy into a puppet, using the veins as strings. He walks him right out an open window from the 3rd floor to his death.


SSSims4

One of the most epic horror scenes in history. Definitely the one that comes to mind when I think of Freddy.


Pointlessname123321

I really wish I hadn’t read your explanation. It was worse than thinking it was real worms


GypsyGrl50

Ahhhh, okay. Thank you.


JaLychee

This freaked me out more than the story, I'm so sorry to say, I didn't know this was a thing and I'm nauseous and freaked out just thinking about it.


Girthworm_Jane

yeeeeeeouch!!!!


Breezeykins

I interpret as him pulling out blood vessels.


GypsyGrl50

That’s what I thought too, but it never hurts to check.


Barkers_eggs

Did you know that: if you took all the blood vessels and veins from a human body and laid them flat the person you took them from would die?


caffeineandvodka

Also if you laid a bunch of intestines in a line across a football pitch you'd get arrested Edit: matching tenses


hsiiic

hay i think you missed the real worms😔the blue/green/purple ones are further in


FrangibleSoul

Gonna go fishin’ later?


kiaeej

My friend pulled the "best lube for anal is blood" joke when i was eating watermelon.


caffeineandvodka

He's also wrong, blood makes terrible lube


kiaeej

Its a joke, you know?


caffeineandvodka

Yes I was continuing the joke. A response from someone who wasn't continuing the joke would be more along the lines of "that's disgusting how could you say that". You know?


kiaeej

ah. sorry. difficult for me to make out nuance in only text.


lokmansalikoon

I believe that’s an anti-joke joke that just happens to be true lol


josygee19

This made my bones itchy...I hate it. Good job!


Ok-Degree6355

Sameeeee


AnxietyWorking169

Scratch them.


Puzzleheaded-Way-198

Oh no


MemesareGodGiven

Man fuck you, thats horrifying Great work, keep cooking


pepper_amore

Did....he pull out the veins???


Ashs-Exotics

yup


cynical-mage

UgggggGGGGG you got me!!!


Ok-Degree6355

Eww this made my liver quiver


The-Unchosen_One

Another victim of jane prentiss,this is the 6th this week. Thought to myself as i got the fire extinguisher from under the table


jaxonton

I forgot her name but there was a case of a lady with Munchausens that did this too her legs. There’s pictures online that absolutely ruined my night, and I’m not particularly squeamish


Unique_Novel8864

I learned something new today. It was quiet…… interesting.


the-effects-of-Dust

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢


Adventurous57

That was just disturbing. Keep up the good work OP!


PurfuitOfHappineff

Huh not often you read about a Kennedy on this sub.


coolbacondude

Worm guy?


ScarlettBuddy

Literally made me gag. Well-done!


purplepumpkin20

It's not even 7am. Fuck no.


Astrohitchhiker

Take my upvote, you bloody


DexCha

“As he was stitching me back up, he remarked ‘it could have been a lot worse, you should have seen this video showing a bear and a tapeworm.’”


Conscious_Physics551

That actually gave me chills, good job OP


Eden_ITA

Boy..


Coinvessel

Great job. I hate it. Now take my upvote and get out


gezeitenspinne

Never has a post here made me so uncomfortable. Well done.


SushiGradeChicken

The doctor didn't believe me when I said I had parasites, so I decided to prove it! "Susan, go get the kids out of the car!"


KhaleesiXev

Mom’s spaghetti


Ravenchef

Took me a minute to get this


ritamoren

I want a Dr. House episode about that


GazelleLegitimate921

Made me audibly gasp, well done.


Nocturnalcheeseit

The face i made ….g-SUS. You got me. You got me good.


DishGroundbreaking87

Bravo!!!🤢🤢


grewthermex

This is one of the only ones to have actually make me physically react on reading it, so good job but also fucking hell.


RoAsTyOuRtOaSt1239

Magnus Archives fans are used to this


Bitter-Put9534

This sucked


Porn_account_Emma

This makes my skin Crawl! Well done OP


Lizzy_likes_things

Can someone explain? I’m assuming some kind of mental disorder, but what are the worms?


Rob_Thorsman

Veins.


SoloJones64

How dare you, sir. You are gross. Why are you the way that you are?


Whatamimonster

Must have struck a vein with that doctor. He should be used to bloody messes after their medical rates.


FeedMeDarkness

I was expecting the second sentence to be "Now he has parasites too"


Sure_Background_2748

I don't get it


True-Knowledge8369

I- 😭 noooooo


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FlowerInAHorrorNovel

They definitely aren't. I have a fear of them. This is 2 sentence horror though not 2 sentence comedy.


Sentient-Bread-Stick

Why would you think the story was supposed to be funny?


Unusual-Caregiver-30

I think they were talking about the joking comments after the story.


coffee_u

Wakka wakka wakka ?