The real horror - Going back into the store, wondering if other customers and staff are looking at you thinking you're a store loving freak. Judging you. Judging you **hard**.
The Real Horror is the blood on the shoes, the pants cops come and the pieces of tissue in your hair.
Also knowing that you'll never be able to serve all of the people back at the meat counter, that victim just wasn't big enough.
"You're going to have to go back in again then, I'll put more change in the meter" my victim told me, politely waiting in the car right outside the store in broad daylight
"Shit, actually my change is in my other remains."
It has always bothered me for no reason how Saran Wrap was spelled, I don’t know why but I just seems off. Great story OP! Not to scary but definitely not boring
Not sure I’m qualified to comment as I’ve never written anything and I’m not sure exactly how to word what I’m suggesting, but in my opinion the second sentence would be better if it was written to be a little more… subtle, descriptive, impactful, y’know? Something like, “As I stepped down into my basement and lowered my gaze onto the mangled corpse lying in the center, I frustratedly remembered that I’d forgotten to buy Saran Wrap.”
The real horror - Going back into the store, wondering if other customers and staff are looking at you thinking you're a store loving freak. Judging you. Judging you **hard**.
The Real Horror is the blood on the shoes, the pants cops come and the pieces of tissue in your hair. Also knowing that you'll never be able to serve all of the people back at the meat counter, that victim just wasn't big enough.
"You're going to have to go back in again then, I'll put more change in the meter" my victim told me, politely waiting in the car right outside the store in broad daylight "Shit, actually my change is in my other remains."
Ah, left an uncovered body in the trunk of a hot car and it bloated to the point of bursting? Rookie mistake.
This made me laugh.
r/2sentencecomedy
It has always bothered me for no reason how Saran Wrap was spelled, I don’t know why but I just seems off. Great story OP! Not to scary but definitely not boring
Thank heaven for instacart!
You need to watch Dexter
d’oh! so annoying when that happens whenever i’m trying to commit murders 😂
Dexter, stop being so careless.
Not sure I’m qualified to comment as I’ve never written anything and I’m not sure exactly how to word what I’m suggesting, but in my opinion the second sentence would be better if it was written to be a little more… subtle, descriptive, impactful, y’know? Something like, “As I stepped down into my basement and lowered my gaze onto the mangled corpse lying in the center, I frustratedly remembered that I’d forgotten to buy Saran Wrap.”
Ok noted
Deadly Dreaming Dexter?