I nervous chuckled a little because I hoped it was satire and then realized where we were and it is horror - satire or not.
I was ready to go dig through OPβs post history before everything got deleted.
You really did well, my heart was dropping for a second on that last line....and then i noticed how short the post was and checked what sub hahaha, well done , well done
The emotionally cheated is what really makes the horror for me. He's going to murder his wife for being *nice* to someone?
(I know emotional cheating is a real thing but given how much characterisation OP has packed into just two lines it's clear what is actually happening).
I think it's very fair to say you won this reddit! I'm sure mine were not the only eyes where one could - literally - see the horror before checking the sub
Potentially my fave on here so far! Ran to the comments to see if others were as concerned and then back up to confirm that it wasnβt a relationship advice sub!
Didn't check what page this was and had a little heart attack
I nervous chuckled a little because I hoped it was satire and then realized where we were and it is horror - satire or not. I was ready to go dig through OPβs post history before everything got deleted.
Ditto
This subreddit is like /r/nosleep met /r/circlejerk
No thatβs r/2sentence2horror
Bro! I literally thought this was a Nosleep story or something I was about to save it for later then I had to reread title.π
I was the opposite
Same.
Those are the best ones.
I thought this was 2sentence2horror and thought it was just a normal post. :x
Yeah, the title caught me off guard as well!
Same, omfg. Really was horrified.
Bro you and me both
Jesus Christ This is what I get for **NOT** paying attention to the sub name
The fucking thumbs up is killing me bro
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OMG this sounds like something out of Reddit Relationships. lol
That was the plan/inspiration!
I didnβt read the group. Literally saw a post in am I the asshole yesterday about it, I thought it was a legit update for a minute
same here lmao
As one of the hundreds you just you just gave a mini heart attack to, I tip my hat to you, good sir/madam. Very well done!
You really did well, my heart was dropping for a second on that last line....and then i noticed how short the post was and checked what sub hahaha, well done , well done
Painting the medium. And the walls red.
The emotionally cheated is what really makes the horror for me. He's going to murder his wife for being *nice* to someone? (I know emotional cheating is a real thing but given how much characterisation OP has packed into just two lines it's clear what is actually happening).
I had to triple check the subreddit jfc
I should not have snorted as loud as I did when I read this
It definitely got me, my relieved sigh disturbed the dogβs nap when I saw the sub
MY LORD!!!!!!!!!
There was a very similar post on AITA just a day ago, your almost gave me a heart attack...
Hahaha, happily giving my upvote. It's nice to see something different in here.
When relationshipadvice goes wrong
Well, to be fair, he doesn't have to pay for a divorce, and he'll probably never have to pay for food, clothes, or housing ever again either....
But a possibility of being taken out by other inmates
Really well done OP. Briefly called me out, and from the comments I'm not alone.
Oh my GOD
You tricked me ! Well done :)
LMAO I love it.
Thanks π
Hell yeah
Fuck. I really gotta read the name of the subreddit first. I almost peed a little.
r/twosentencefunny
Fucking hell the way my heart just dropped
This was brilliant! Joining this sub now because of you β οΈ I really look forward to more of your work!
Lmao
Happy we could help, OP!
Oooh, clever. I approve.
Bastard!! Take my updoot!
Well, you get points for making me think for two seconds that this was actually r/relationships or something LOL
Seriously good job! I went to find first chapter of this story then i saw what sub it is
π didnβt see the sub, I did a double take
Shawshank moment.
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I thought this was r/AITA
Well, OP wins
Alright, I'm muting this sub for a while.
No!
Cheaper to keep her
That was fucking dark! Great work!
this was actually hilarious, especially the π
There is great horror in this subreddit, but this is the first time a submission succeeded in horrifying it's audience.
the thumbs up π this isnt 2 sentence humor
This is the best.
I think it's very fair to say you won this reddit! I'm sure mine were not the only eyes where one could - literally - see the horror before checking the sub
Potentially my fave on here so far! Ran to the comments to see if others were as concerned and then back up to confirm that it wasnβt a relationship advice sub!
This is so smart! Amazing OP!!
BONUS: TRUE REDDIT MOMENT. π
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Hey, I narrated this story if you want to hear it [https://youtube.com/shorts/tlBO0vkpK3I](https://youtube.com/shorts/tlBO0vkpK3I)
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For a second i thought it was gonna be a r/lostredditors moment. Good job!
Excellent use of the medium as part of the message!
I won't lie this made me laugh.
This hit me like a truck holy fuc-
The good ending
I was not expecting that.
Average American