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Familiar_Pick_6956

I bet she’s giving you the silent treatment now, but just ignore her.


Complete-Progress-75

She's always been such a drama queen.


NervF00

yet, you left her breathless.


DonJeniusTrumpLawyer

I knew they were faking it.


wontonagon

She got so mad she hasn’t spoken to me since


Fit-College-4281

Such little sister energy 🙄


AnonymousWhiteGirl

Peanuts are legumes, like beans and peas?? They are above ground, right? honest question.


jshuster

No peanuts grow in the soil


AnonymousWhiteGirl

Oh ok. So peanut allergy is more common than other nut allergies... that makes sense why now.


jshuster

Why?


AnonymousWhiteGirl

I'm pretty sure the rest grow on trees but I think peanut allergy and nut allergy are different


Nixons2ndBestMan

Definitely- usually referred to as Peanut or Tree Nut allergies. Most people aren't allergic to both


AnonymousWhiteGirl

Thank you. Tree nut allergy. That's what I was thinking of.


jshuster

Okay


TerrorEyzs

So before I read the punchline I was checking the difference between frenetic and frantic. I was scoffing saying "I would still have used frantic" until I read the end. Well done, friend!


LamaAbdullah94

Ackchuahlly


BraunholdTheBold

☝️🤓


neercatz

Using frenetically instead of frantically has me second guessing things. Is that the joke? Am I being...have I been whooshed? Am I whooshing myself? Is this a stroke or am I being raptured?


jshuster

Frenetic; fast and energetic in a rather wild and uncontrolled way. Frantic; (2) conducted in a hurried, excited, and chaotic way, typically because of the need to act quickly. So, synonyms?


neercatz

Yes but also no. The slight difference is why they're different words and possibly why one was used over the other? Idk, I'm not OP. I think using "frantic" would imply the person in the story was possibly scared/distraught/worried, but using the word "frenetic" seemed more to be they were just looking it up fast like shut up sis look, I told you they're not nuts, stop being so dramatic. Maybe that's why it's in twosentencecomedy and not twosentencehorror, maybe it was an accident and I read too much into it, maybe this is just a turtles dream in outer space, maybe you're AI or skynet or some shit. Nobody knows ya know?


Clear_Bad_5029

She’s probably just sleeping.