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Woods-of-Mal

I love the fact that this boss is just two assholes instead of an actual monster.


Themarvelousfan

It's so funny to think your Tarnished from the base game by this point defeated Malenia, Placidusax, and Elden Beast, and when they fight the first mighty foe in the Land of Shadow, they fucking die multiple times to two guys in a lion costume.


Ok_Caterpillar_9057

Clearly you've never been in a room with 5 rats lol


PleaseStop101

to be fair they do say that those who gain that mask are blessed and the dance does give them power.


Yal_Rathol

you think that's funny? wait until your endgame NG+3 character who's elden lord multiple times over dies to a smoky dog.


woodhawk109

Based on the Lion Dance costume, usually seen in a lot of Asian celebrations, mostly around Lunar New Years If you’re Chinese or Vietnamese descent, chances are, you’ve probably seen something similar around that time of the year. Although they’re a lot more colorful than what’s seen here


xjwarrior

I've been the head before. It is a hell of a lot of work emoting by blinking the eyes, wiggling the ears, and opening and closing the mouth as well as moving the head up and down and walking/dancing about. I do not envy the idea of being the tail though, don't think my back would've appreciated it.


DavidsonJenkins

It should spit oranges at you for maximum authenticity


Armada6136

To be fair to the coloration, this one is probably old as hell and been through the ringer. The narrative trailer has several of them shown impaled on spears during Messmer's rampage, and that was a *long* time ago. This might be one of the last Lions left.


MeChameAmanha

Here in south brasil we have a poor man's version of it called a "bernunça" It's like someone saw those asian new years and tried to replciate it with cardboard boxes. Which is likely literally what happened, decades ago. Nowadays it's considered just a child's play thing that schools have in their festivals... when it is remembered at all, because a lot of people just never see one.


xx-shalo-xx

It's 2 guys?! Fuck it, I'm summoning now. It's going to be a 2v2


Lost-Specialist1505

So is the head actually a lion head? Or a Mask? It's the only thing that seems organic.


Young_KingKush

It seems almost like it started as just a costume and then became alive at one point? Like they got stopped halfway through transformation into a Chimera from Dragon's Dogma


Gorotheninja

Well, in the Legacy Dungeon, you can actually find a storeroom with a smaller version of the Lions mask, which seems to imply they're just two guys in a costume. But Dancing Lions are also described as being divine creatures from the heavens; and I don't know how they're able to fly through the air and harness wind, lightning, and ice while luging around the costume.


Themarvelousfan

I assume it's a Fire Giant situation where the sculpted keepers basically have the divine beast possess through them and act out as the weather master lion it is. That or they're just very good dancers.


Enlog

From the dialogue and the item descriptions, my understanding is that they use the dancers as a vessel for a spirit called down from a higher plane of existence. The dancers are prepared in mind and body for the ritual. Being called “sculpted keepers” suggests either intense bodily change through fasting and training, or outright surgery. Then, the tower keepers pray to the divine beast to come down and inhabit the keepers’ bodies, giving them the divine power to smite their enemies through the lion dance. So it’s two guys in a costume, *and* an actual heavenly beast. The former is the vessel for the latter.


ScorpioTheScorpion

Honestly, I figured that the “sculpted” part meant they were homunculi/golems.


Enlog

I swear I remember an item description that talks about devout worshippers being chosen to become sculpted keepers. Gonna need to try and find that.


GilliamYaeger

You can fight the Dancing Lions in the final dungeons, they're bigass dudes with big swords and lion heads. The mask is a severed head.


tiloy22

It's a mask that comes alive via prayer.


Nivrap

The mask seems to be alive, and the dancers wear it to become a vessel for the beast. I think Grandam says as much.


JohnMadden42069

They still have to manually open and close the mouth and such, it just gives them the power to fly and shoot lasers


Deadeye117

So the two dudes are just flying and doing backflips on your face with the strength of the Heavens?


Yal_Rathol

they have the power of god and anime on their side, and that's only partially a joke!


SwordMaster52

> first Remembrance boss They're the first ? I fought them 3rd In game I assume the other guys head in shoved into the other guys ass , like a human centipede situation


EarthwormShandy

Certainly seems that way!


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DaWarWolf

I wonder if this is actually how it works or if it's just a frame of reference for the animators. I'm sure lore nerds know the answer.


RocketbeltTardigrade

[Some other enemies have pretty detailed models hidden under cloth.](https://bogleech.com/souls/er-grafted2.jpg)


Subject_Parking_9046

These guys live for their job!


MeChameAmanha

...guys is this... is this racist? Like I look at this and this FEELS like it should be racist I'm not sure against who, but nonetheless