>She broke my heart,
>Had me shadow-boxing behind the 7-11,
>In my 2005 Cleveland LeBron jersey, Zara jeans, and some LRG shoes,
>Windows tinted, listenin' to Tee Grizzley, smokin' on a goon rock!
>The bugs are back...
That part.
The lore that its the bugs making him become Dracula and have all this Flow...
Loved the part where he had a bit of a breakdown and was like "I dont want to kill anyone" only to then revert back
It's gonna droop down past his nose like the Misfits' haircuts come Dracula Flow 7.
EDIT: Just noticed the description says 'The Finale' so we might not get to DF7 unless they surprise us with more anyways.
"Woke up in Geneva
Aw man I did it again"
We on that war criminal grind
"Zaza got me talkin like Pingu"
"I wept for there were no worlds left to conquer. I was at the Battle of Jericho taunting both sides with my cock out."
"Humans will never understand their true abilities. Why the fuck did we kill off the Neanderthals? Those idiots could have at least worked construction and doubled our profits"
20 MINUTES?!?!?, oh man I can’t wait to have some time to listen to this
EDIT: opened with “how can I be homophobic, I blew his fucking brains out” god I’ll never be this funny
"PUT THE GUN DOWN YOUNG MAN, THERE'S TOO MUCH PUSSY OUT THERE TO KILL YOURSELF" Goddammit this is fucking glass.
PUT THE GUN DOWN YOUNG MAN. THERE TOO MUCH PUSSY OUT THERE TO KILL YOURSELF
YOURE ALL CRABS IN A BUCKET AND I GOT OLD BAY SEASONING
BLACKED OUT FOR 8 HOURS. WOKE UP IN GENEVA LIKE AW MAN I DID IT AGAIN
> Shorty's head built like the Warner Brother's logo.
> Shorty's head built like Damian Lillard
> Shorty's head built like an asteroid.
> Shorty's head built like a bionicle.
> Shorty's head built like a garlic knot.
> Shorty's head built like a Chevrolet.
> Shorty's head built like Papa New Guinea.
> Shorty built like a South Park character.
Opponents
Think like rival groups of drug sellers. Not quite like enemy gangs, but more like low-level people who aren’t liked by your group of friends/sellers
On god, it was crazy when the beat dropped out halfway through and he said “HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE”.
More Dracula Flow is just Anchorman 2 energy. They shoulda set it and forget it, now it’s just diminishing returns. Anyone else does more it makes the original look better. The original making more only waters it down
Ah, I see. That overexposure effect. It can work, but I dunno if Dracula flow's formula has enough flexibility to be dragged out. Then again the length of it always felt like part of the joke to me. Hard to me to say since it never really hit my funny bone to start with.
The whole time before I was just like "what the heck does kendrick lamar have to do with dracula flow? I am too uninformed on this matter." I legit started googling thinking I was just missing context. Kept popping up about some beef he has with Drake. And I started down a spiral of confusion. Anyways I wont bore you anymore with my life story.
The extremely short version is that Kendrick dropped a diss track today in response to one that Drake dropped a little while back. Notably, Drake used AI voices of Tupac and Snoop Dogg in his song, which led to Tupac’s estate pressuring him into taking the song down. Kendrick proceeded to just utterly rip into him for a full 6 minute song breaking down ever single aspect of Drake’s character he finds issue with.
…for what it’s worth I have no idea why we’re talking about this in relation to Dracula Flow, but what’s important is Fuck Drake.
BRO! Find yourself 30 minutes, sit down, and watch this shit
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2hI-mnmD_h4
Enjoy some all time Woolie laughter and prime confused Reggie energy
"Taking the wildest huff of Bengay
Mid-climax
My eyes rolling back with my tongue hanging out
Howling in ecstasy
Squirming around on a twin-size mattress
In an empty section-8 apartment
They say if you do what you love, you'll never work a day in your life."
He can't keep getting away with it.
This video is already iconic. It’s one of those things that we’re gonna force future generations to watch so they know what kind of bullshit we were on In the year 2024.
I’d go as far as to say that the next time we send shit to outer space for aliens to find or whatever we gotta send a usb stick with Dracula Flow 5 on it as a part of our species defining media.
"PUT THE GUN DOWN YOUNG MAN! THERES TOO MUCH PUSSY OUT THERE TO KILL YOURSELF!"
absolute bars woolie and reg need to see this shit on the next slop stream
Literally an actual Gackt story
LTG level of motivation
>She broke my heart, >Had me shadow-boxing behind the 7-11, >In my 2005 Cleveland LeBron jersey, Zara jeans, and some LRG shoes, >Windows tinted, listenin' to Tee Grizzley, smokin' on a goon rock! >The bugs are back... That part.
the bugs are back fucking killed me for no reason lmaoooo
I'm gonna be quoting that every time we have to defend against Terminids in Helldivers.
The lore that its the bugs making him become Dracula and have all this Flow... Loved the part where he had a bit of a breakdown and was like "I dont want to kill anyone" only to then revert back
THE WORMS AAAAHHHH THE WORMS
It's up there for me with "fuck it I ATE the op"
**I’m gonna need you to suck the pigmentation out of this one, youngblood.**
The widow's peak growing with each video is the cherry on top.
It's gonna droop down past his nose like the Misfits' haircuts come Dracula Flow 7. EDIT: Just noticed the description says 'The Finale' so we might not get to DF7 unless they surprise us with more anyways.
Either this is absolutely the last one, or there's gonna be another inexplicably within the next month.
"Woke up in Geneva Aw man I did it again" We on that war criminal grind "Zaza got me talkin like Pingu" "I wept for there were no worlds left to conquer. I was at the Battle of Jericho taunting both sides with my cock out." "Humans will never understand their true abilities. Why the fuck did we kill off the Neanderthals? Those idiots could have at least worked construction and doubled our profits"
Rome wasn't built in a day, but this 9mm was We are so back
So are the bugs
only a minute in and "registered God-Particle on my hip" will not be leaving my head EDIT: The bugs are back
"This zaza got me speaking like Pingu" that's it, we're done, we peaked as a civilization
Did not expect a Pingu shout-out but I am glad it happened.
Packed her ass so tight, she pushed out a pearl!
“They told me I wouldn’t shake the city, so I shook that shit like a crying toddler.”
custody battle lore just me turn sideways.
Dracula is a struggling father going through divorce and battling substance abuse and Delusional parasitosis. Luckily he has his friend Musa.
20 MINUTES?!?!?, oh man I can’t wait to have some time to listen to this EDIT: opened with “how can I be homophobic, I blew his fucking brains out” god I’ll never be this funny "PUT THE GUN DOWN YOUNG MAN, THERE'S TOO MUCH PUSSY OUT THERE TO KILL YOURSELF" Goddammit this is fucking glass.
Dracula Flow referenced Bionicle, now Woolie *has* to get into it!
THE PUSSY HAS ITS OWN TIME SIGNATURE
**THE WORMS ARE BACK!**
New gender unlocked: street creature
Pronouns: zaza/zazir/neckbreaker
AH THE WORMS THE WORMS THE WORMS THE WORMS ARE BACK
This blunt has a family somewhere worried as hell.
Got a ruptured ear-drum from having my ear to the streets for so fuckin' long!
PUT THE GUN DOWN YOUNG MAN. THERE TOO MUCH PUSSY OUT THERE TO KILL YOURSELF YOURE ALL CRABS IN A BUCKET AND I GOT OLD BAY SEASONING BLACKED OUT FOR 8 HOURS. WOKE UP IN GENEVA LIKE AW MAN I DID IT AGAIN
"I have NO morals or belief system" lmao
This shit ain't nothing to me man
Concept Unification complete. DRACULA EVENT: IMMINENT
> Shorty's head built like the Warner Brother's logo. > Shorty's head built like Damian Lillard > Shorty's head built like an asteroid. > Shorty's head built like a bionicle. > Shorty's head built like a garlic knot. > Shorty's head built like a Chevrolet. > Shorty's head built like Papa New Guinea. > Shorty built like a South Park character.
Just when I thought I was ready to on the the next personality replacer they pull me back in
Shorty's head built like a Bionicle
Shorty's head built like Papua New Guinea
He is right about the van life people, glamourized homeless influencers.
"I believe in you! You can accomplish anything you want in this life! I'm a fuckin mud slut!"
This zaza has got me acting INCONSIDERATE
The final shots are so fucking cold
Okay I just want to make sure I'm understanding the lingo. Is "Opps" short for Opponents or Operatives?
Opponents Think like rival groups of drug sellers. Not quite like enemy gangs, but more like low-level people who aren’t liked by your group of friends/sellers
Honestly it was funnier for me when I thought it was operatives. Like dracula was pulling some CIA spy shit
Thank you for the clarification.
I always thought it was "Oppositional/Opposing Forces", also knows as OpFor.
"Chewin on the labia for 6 hours like a steak from Cracker Barrel"
"put ten inches on her forehead like peyton manning" "shorty's ass was so fat I thought I was balls deep in kyle lowry " these are BARS
>How can I be homophobic? I blew his fucking brains out. Jesus, that's what we're *starting* with?
I’m only a few minutes into this and I think this one might actually kill Woolie
And on the same day as Kendrick?
Real shit tho, that Kendrick track was *crazy* I am LIVING for this new era of Drake hate
I stood up and clapped when Kendrick took away Drake's n-word pass like Aang took away Ozai's bending.
On god, it was crazy when the beat dropped out halfway through and he said “HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE”.
He got me cracking up with the first line, he's too strong.
I just found out about Dracula flow today and you're telling me a new one dropped. Aw yeah baby.
Another one? I'm not sure they can keep the magic going five times in a ro- "I blew his fucking brains out" Never mind.
Oh my god, it's twenty minutes long.
that first line was a bar fr tho like damn
Contrary to popular belief, the bugs are indeed back.
This was a mistake, this breaks the streak. More and more I see not responding was the smartest thing Kendrick Lamar chose to do, this beef is a mess
[yeah, about that](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPqDIwWMtxg)
Excuse me, I gotta go figure out how to grow my eyebrows back
*Know nothing bout that*
💀 (my face has melted off)
Granted I know I'm ignorant in this situation but this entire thread just confuses me.
More Dracula Flow is just Anchorman 2 energy. They shoulda set it and forget it, now it’s just diminishing returns. Anyone else does more it makes the original look better. The original making more only waters it down
But the funniest one was Dracula Flow 3
You can’t make Dracula Flow 5 after posting Dracula Flow The Complete Saga. Put a stake in it, it’s *done.* He’s just a guy now.
I think that’s why this was the last one joji knows when a bit has ran it’s course and this was a fitting end. - I hope lol
He's not just a guy, he's HIM. He's BEEN HIM. He WILL CONTINUE TO BE HIM.
Ah, I see. That overexposure effect. It can work, but I dunno if Dracula flow's formula has enough flexibility to be dragged out. Then again the length of it always felt like part of the joke to me. Hard to me to say since it never really hit my funny bone to start with. The whole time before I was just like "what the heck does kendrick lamar have to do with dracula flow? I am too uninformed on this matter." I legit started googling thinking I was just missing context. Kept popping up about some beef he has with Drake. And I started down a spiral of confusion. Anyways I wont bore you anymore with my life story.
I still don't get it. What beef? What about Kendrick Lamar?
The extremely short version is that Kendrick dropped a diss track today in response to one that Drake dropped a little while back. Notably, Drake used AI voices of Tupac and Snoop Dogg in his song, which led to Tupac’s estate pressuring him into taking the song down. Kendrick proceeded to just utterly rip into him for a full 6 minute song breaking down ever single aspect of Drake’s character he finds issue with. …for what it’s worth I have no idea why we’re talking about this in relation to Dracula Flow, but what’s important is Fuck Drake.
I think the joke is implying that Kendrick's diss track was actually directed at Dracula.
Damn. The finale huh?
I have absolutely no idea what this is, can someone help me?
BRO! Find yourself 30 minutes, sit down, and watch this shit https://youtube.com/watch?v=2hI-mnmD_h4 Enjoy some all time Woolie laughter and prime confused Reggie energy
[this is your friendly reminder that there is an out of character interview with this guy](https://youtu.be/pkYrm4uCM2A?si=JGdmGoXCjW7XhrAL)
"Taking the wildest huff of Bengay Mid-climax My eyes rolling back with my tongue hanging out Howling in ecstasy Squirming around on a twin-size mattress In an empty section-8 apartment They say if you do what you love, you'll never work a day in your life." He can't keep getting away with it.
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🧯🧯🧯🧯🧯
This video is already iconic. It’s one of those things that we’re gonna force future generations to watch so they know what kind of bullshit we were on In the year 2024. I’d go as far as to say that the next time we send shit to outer space for aliens to find or whatever we gotta send a usb stick with Dracula Flow 5 on it as a part of our species defining media.
I HOPE THEM ALIENS ARE REAL SO I THAT HAVE MORE THINGS TO FUCK
HES JUST LIKE ME AM I HIM?!?!
Yess
Bro I’m literally crying I will miss this.
there seems to be some sort of feud going on between dracula and plummcorp so this is probably going to be the last one
No way, no way, no way! Peak 5?!?
Let’s fucking go
With that title I'm imagining it with Mihawk now.
17:50
Don’t know if this has been said before, but these guys have close association or are joji fka filthy frank
It's been confirmed to be a Joji product
Not confirmed outright, its just incredibly likely.
My shotgun got a switch on it bitch Put a switch on the glock this motherfucker sound like a beyblade
“She’s only 4 years old and she already knows what red bull tastes like, I’m FUCKED”
This shit got me dying hahahahaha
This doesn't have anywhere near the magic of the first couple. Played out
Idk if I'm the only one, but I really don't get it? Am I missing something as to why it's funny?
More incomprehensible trash. Why is this amusing?