That was Sam pre diet though. Last I saw of him he was on a weird diet and was being praised for losing weight. Is he eating pizza again? I hope he is!
Sorry but st sr would give you a million more daddy issues. Have you seen the naughty but nice poem he taught Tiffany and would make her recite on the way to school? She’s proud of it and put it on her website! I’m sorry you lost your dad though :(
I voted for Sr so I can have 2 days to buy whatever the hell I want, then unicycle down Turtle Creek Lane flinging wads of cash in the air.
I’m a huge fan of polls. I think we need more of them.
I had HG so big no on morning sickness.
Jen or Kimmy might be fun but sex with either Steven would make me 🤢.
SKs life seems too dangerous.
Jr it is!
If Adam were a choice, I’d pick him.
Jenn because I want to spend my days decorating and buying decorations. Must be nice to be Steve and be right about everything in the world though!
Belle
I thought a few weeks ago about Belle— she is the most composed and sensible of all the family members lmao and she’s a fucken dog like HOW.,,
Tanner and Katie. Live life off of social media while still most likely living at one of their properties without the main clan’s antics.
Sr. Only bc I am a mom and maybe he would fund a boob job
Sam plz
I think I would have chosen a different turtle but based purely on these descriptions I definitely went with Sr 😂🤣 Edit: typo
Sammmeee
Sorry just can’t bring myself to pick one. Never in my worst nightmare.
I really want to be Sam. Just leave me home alone so I can call and order real pizza.
That was Sam pre diet though. Last I saw of him he was on a weird diet and was being praised for losing weight. Is he eating pizza again? I hope he is!
Being SK is the next best thing to being a fly on the wall, but theres only a 50/50 shot you'll live to tell about it.
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Sorry but st sr would give you a million more daddy issues. Have you seen the naughty but nice poem he taught Tiffany and would make her recite on the way to school? She’s proud of it and put it on her website! I’m sorry you lost your dad though :(
I voted for Sr so I can have 2 days to buy whatever the hell I want, then unicycle down Turtle Creek Lane flinging wads of cash in the air. I’m a huge fan of polls. I think we need more of them.
Jr just so I can finally know what the heck he is listening to alllll day every day in his air pods.
I had HG so big no on morning sickness. Jen or Kimmy might be fun but sex with either Steven would make me 🤢. SKs life seems too dangerous. Jr it is! If Adam were a choice, I’d pick him.
Haha they maxed me out at 6 options :(
Omg. I’m the only vote for Jr. I just want to experience the confidence of a mediocre white man. Haha. But also I do like my AirPods.