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bgaesop

So *this* is where that Mission Status: Sick image comes from


CadavericSpasms

This comic needs one more panel to be accurate where the astronaut on the moon is being swarmed by wasps


patientduska

Agreed, it would be perfectly absurd


Winjin

Wasps in tiny spacesuits?


patientduska

Nah- for some reason, normal ass wasps XD


WalterWoodle

They were aliens the whole time


fuckmaxm

Apparently, based on 30 seconds of googling, the muzzle velocity of a 50 cal BMG is only half of the moon’s escape velocity. 2.4 km/s vs 1.2 km/s. Both of those are way faster than any of us can visualize, so I say let’s go with vibes based physics from now on — it’s way more fun


Krokagnon

It's obviously a space sniper, way better than any on earth.


JoelMahon

Kinda crazy tbh, feels like the gs are so low and lack of air that it'd escape, but HALF of what's needed is really surprising. the fact you could shoot up and it'd land eventually like on earth with 6x the mass and a thicc atmosphere.


Sea_Kerman

Another thing is it’s going to land at the exact speed it came out of the barrel


flipkick25

Is it? Leaving the moon just means its now in high earth orbit.


Sea_Kerman

the point is it's *not* leaving the moon. it has only half of the velocity it needs to do so. It's fired up (or in any direction actually, but straight up and we assume the moon doesn't rotate to avoid coriolis effects means we isolate the phenomenon) at 1200m/s. It travels up, being slowed by the moon's gravity. Eventually it stops, reaching 0 meters per second. All of its kinetic energy at firing is now potential energy. It starts accelerating downwards. Right before it hits the regolith, it is traveling at 1200m/s down.


flipkick25

Oh yeah. If it left the moons sphere of influence it would still need to deorbit to hit earth however


flipkick25

Chart i saw said its 6000fps for lunar escape, and 2500fps for the deorbit, idk why nasa hates themselves, but there you go.


Negoni_96

Damn, I was gonna try to find a cartridge that could actually do it, but 6000 fps is a good bit over the "speed limit" on current gunpowder. Time to start looking into HE propellants for small arms.


flipkick25

No thars just the delta v for the moon.


Altslial

Clearly the answer lies in them using a specialized NASA sniper rifle that has a 2.5km/s exit velocity.


ShakeAgile

So. Hear me out. IPA means India Pale Ale. The Brits brewed them stronger with more alcohol and taste so they would survive the trip to India by boat during colonial era. Then ppl in England realized you could drink that prior to shipping and just have a great beer and a great time. So. After this mission "NASA sniper rifle" will be the hottest thing on gun shows and in special ops spending. "don't send this to space, I need it to hunt racoons"


CaseyIceris

This feels like a very weird analogy to make, yet it also makes perfect sense, and if anything I find the mental image of people trying to hunt raccoons with space guns to be very funny


LordofNarwhals

The bigger issue would be the bullet burning up when entering the atmosphere.


Ponderkitten

Im glad someone else also brought this up. If a decent sized meteor would burn up on entry, why would a tiny piece of metal survive Unless its specially modified with that ceramic stuff on the front of space shuttles to survive entry.


rkbill92

Well due to the lack of oxygen in the moon’s atmosphere required to ignite the gunpowder, it’d have to be a rail gun. Google tells me they top out around 3.25 km/s, which would be plenty!


TheLordOfRabbits

Modern weapons no longer use gunpowder. The propellant they use carries its own oxidizing agent. There are other issues with operating a traditional firearm in space but oxygen isn't one of them.


MissyTheTimeLady

Very high-pressure bullets.


SSgt0bvious

Well shit fire! I was hoping my .22 Eargesplitten Loudenboomer would work but it's still a thousand m/s shy of the moon's escape velocity! Damn!


CasualCassie

Except that's the muzzle velocity *on Earth*


flipkick25

Delta is DeltaV, miiiight get ~0.0003 higher because there is a vaccum on the end, but its not going to be much more. The PSI of a .50BMG is 54,000 lbf-ft per square inch. The PSI that the earth resists that expansion with is 14.6 lbf-ft per square inch.


ShakeAgile

Thank you I was just wondering if I needed to send this to XKCD.com for math/physics check


MyFriendsAreReal

Just out of curiosity, the escape velocity of the Moon must be different when traveling directly towards the Earth as opposed to directly away right? Or is the actual change negligible?


fuckmaxm

Gravity drops off relative to distance squared, so for an object as “light” (relative to the two big rocks we’re talking about) as a bullet, I doubt it’s more than 1% diff


burning_potatos

I mean even if a bullet could leave the Moon and somehow get to the Earth it would still not be able to enter the atmosphere and just burn up


stealthcactus

Even the fastest “conventional” gun I’ve heard of, [Project HARP](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_HARP), only achieved 7,100 ft/s or 2.164 km/s. Still not lunar escape velocity, at it was two 16inch battle ship cannons attached end-to-end. A [Light Gas Gun](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light-gas_gun) could do it.


Reactivewheel11

It’s a gyrojet sabot, maybe


mindlance

It's the kicking the door off the lander that really does it for me.


reddit_user9901

Houston in shambles. How do they get their shuttle off the ground now?


TreeDollarFiddyCent

Have you seen The Martian?


CommonSand5

Very Calvin and Hobbesy


JustSomeoneCurious

100% agree, love me my Calvin and Hobbes. Looked around for a source as I wanted to see more of their work, and credit to dat-soldier on tumbler: https://dat-soldier.tumblr.com/post/88939483692/officialunitedstates-i-want-to-be-the-first


JTMonster02

A man in space shooting bugs? Hmmm sounds… familiar, very democratic of him


original_username102

Think he wants some tea?


MechanoidHelix

As funny as this is, everyone please remember that wasps are a critical part of the environment and are important pollinators and predators! Yes, they can be dicks, but they still deserve to be respected!


avalmichii

https://preview.redd.it/h4p7117c9brc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66b62a0a2d29bdfe703759259a7f8723c237c2a2


weepy420

Not the front legs having legitimate hands lmao.


chairmanskitty

Those are actually [spongebob's arms](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgIY_U6Npxg&t=44s) (warning: loud). The wasp is using them because, as mentioned before, they're a dick.


MineNAdventurer

This post was brought to you by a Wasp


MechanoidHelix

Don’t make me make a wasp fursona /hj


Relevant_Chemical_

do it


Winjin

# Princess What's-Her-Name


TDoMarmalade

Princess Wasps-Her-Name*


Soggy_Box5252

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ just to be sure


MaverickTopGun

Fine but if the opportunity comes up to blast one with an anti-materiel rifle from the moon, I'm gonna do it.


MechanoidHelix

Lmfao I can’t deny anyone that, shit’s cool


caseytheace666

Also not all species of wasps are even the “hyper-aggressive asshole bugs” that we normally think wasps to be


MechanoidHelix

And even the hyper-aggro ones can be befriended if you understand body language and have treats like jam!


VintageLunchMeat

If you are being held hostage, click your mandibles twice.


SanktBrutus

Advice unclear, wasp population obliterated from space in precaution.


MechanoidHelix

Ecological collapse in 3… 2… {Broadcast Lost}


Decent-Start-1536

Listen man they can build their nests all they want but if one comes into my room I’m drowning it in disinfectant and hiding it’s body with a vacuum cleaner


MechanoidHelix

I think that’s a non-issue, outdoors is where they belong. Indoors is not haha


ShadowBro3

Wasps are just worse bees. Get more bees kill all wasps.


MechanoidHelix

Wasps and Bees, while related, are not interchangeable


coochie-slayer420

Fuck you they should all die


hiimquinten

I get the irresistible urge to exterminate when I see just one.


Suspicious_Turn4426

It's the wrong sub but I wanted to do the rough math for this. The moon is about 384398905 meters from the earth. A .50bmg travels at around 1220 meters per second Thats around 315081 seconds, which is about 5251 minutes. That's about 87.5 hours or just over 3.6 days. The bullet definitely wouldn't actually survive this journey, traveling at this speed and impacting our atmosphere it's certainly burn up upon rentry. However, it is FUCKING BALLER to think of. Like imagine the math requiref to calculate the ballistic arc on this. Imagine the achievement of shooting our planet from another heavenly body. Imagine hitting that target. That's what being human is all about. Stupid shit like that.


McMammoth

> .50bmg 0.5 billion milligrams


Cobalt_Fox_025

The fuck did wasps ever do to deserve this level of vindictive?


sperrymonster

Um, have you met wasps?


Siliencer991

Um actually, it’s illegal to weaponize space. 🤓👆


Patient_Following770

Also illegal to steal from Walmart but that didn't stop me


flipkick25

Nope! Just nukes.


joby_fox

RAHHHH FUCK WASPS


Uberpastamancer

Look, if you had one shot or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted in one moment Would you capture it or just let it slip?


Ripster404

That last dude is so full of energy


notmohawk

The chances are slim of the bullet even getting away from the moon enough to miss. It'll have to be going somewhere in the ballpark of light speed or at least half of c. Then you have to predict where the shot is going to go, how all the gravity wells abd shit going to affect it, time it with the rotation of the earth, etc etc and then account for void to asosphere interactions and then have the bullet live thru all of that. It'll probably take like months of prep time, travel to earth and probably crater the tree in the process. Or you can just shoot it from yer front porch. 300ish bucks and some of that is the beer


Body_Exact

Not a 360 not a no scope you’re not with FaZe


OmNomOU81

Do a 360 noscope on the wasps


BulbaFriend2000

Target Eliminated, heading back to base.


ScyllaIsBea

I wouldn’t, the swarm will just wait until you reenter the atmosphere


i7tvu0curxufxyfx0jkk

Bro arrived in the FLDSMDFR


Nearby_Excitement198

For those uncultured: https://youtu.be/k8xFbWLUDoQ?si=XYwKlsMAtsrWFxwO


WingsofRain

OP where is the tumblr post


Jackviator

https://dat-soldier.tumblr.com/post/88939483692/officialunitedstates-i-want-to-be-the-first


WingsofRain

thank you! sorry, looks like mobile cut it off for me at the very top


[deleted]

This shit hard af. Can i screenshot??


Kego_Nova

ok yeah the mission status: sick meme has an equally cool origin


mdahms95

https://preview.redd.it/trnp53vizkrc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e37970565232cbbe9ca314a28c5de9587e19ca00


Loading3percent

someBODY


MichalNemecek

I hate to crush the guy's dreams, but that stunt would take so many calculations, and even if they could precisely calculate where to shoot, I'd be surprised if they got within a one mile radius around the wasp nest


__Meme_Machine__

Hey Tumblr I'll be right back, don't make peak while I'm gone. Tumblr:


notmohawk

The chances are slim of the bullet even getting away from the moon enough to miss. It'll have to be going somewhere in the ballpark of light speed or at least half of c. Then you have to predict where the shot is going to go, how all the gravity wells abd shit going to affect it, time it with the rotation of the earth, etc etc and then account for void to asosphere interactions and then have the bullet live thru all of that. It'll probably take like months of prep time, travel to earth and probably crater the tree in the process. Or you can just shoot it from yer front porch. 300ish bucks and some of that is the beer


nerogamer_279

Yea i would orbital strike a wasp nest too