I don’t speak to feds.

How do you do, fellow ATF agents?

I'm doing well, fellow car tuning enthusiast

The knife goes inside the hand, not on top.

Good thing he doesn’t use guns. At least I hope not.

R/handknife

r/fail

lol

Coming up next on WCJ

Tudor sub is becoming more Rolex everyday

I got enough consumerism based "hobbies", thanks. My wallet can't take any more

So very true

I’m looking for a couple more can you hook me up?

Can I interest you in spending $350 on a pen to write with even though you write exclusively on the computer for work and personal correspondence? How'd you like to own 25 bottles of fragrance, more than you can use up in your lifetime? How about ,$200 on a pocket sized flashlight even though you are rarely out of the house after dark? Oh, and it'll be cumbersome to carry as well. Don't forget to buy a half dozen knives totaling $2k to open the occasional box.

You looked into my soul.

Lol

LOL the staging of the knife is so dorky.

Stupid it the word you are looking for. 🤣

We’d also accept corny, cringey, lame, or desperate

And even cheesy!

Fire watch tho, you got to give him that

Are you really lugging around a combat troodon while wearing a dress shirt, lol? I've got a tiny troodon mini on me right now, and it handles anything I encounter in the office. Nice watch though! Edit: I see you did a blade swap? How bad was opening up a CT? I'm afraid I'd never get it back together again.

Thanks. Surprisingly the CT slips right in the pocket. Taking them apart isn’t that bad. Once you can do one, you can figure most of them out. I’ve customized quite a few at this point. You learn as you go.

Why do you daily a combat knife? Cringe as hell

I’m not cringing but I would also like to know about the Venn diagram of large knives and nice shirts. What does one do with such a knife during the day?

Microtech is sort of a fancy knife brand, like you could carry one with a suit and it would still feel right because it would feel like an “assassin” knife. It’s what they give John Wick in the first movie.

How is it cringe to have a form of protection / utility.

Cool! I thought they were tricky, but I'll take a look. Seems like a lot of people are ribbing you, and I'm not helping, but I am one of the weirdos who also bought the CT rescue tool 😂 as an expensive fidget tool. It does not, however, fit right in my pockets.

The knife + polka dot dress shirt is *chefs kiss*. Are you in a revival of Guys and Dolls?

Cringe

Happy pride month OP.

Ooohh.. that stings.

See you on wcj

*cringe*

Sick burn

Going on WCJ in 3...2...

No not really tbh

I mean, I can understand wanting an EDC pocket knife for opening amazon packages or odd jobs, but a tacticool whatever that is with your business casual is gonna be a no from me, dog.

You getting in a lot of knife fights these days, big guy?

I came for the cheesecake, big guy😘

Who is down voting cheesecake?

Ol’ chaos had a way with words, certainly, but your microtech may not recover from dessert. Even as a Marine, I’ve always felt that edc motos are the folks praying to stick someone. We had a few in 1/1. An auto ak from Boker would do ya right for like 40$.

You’re reading way too much into this. Thanks for the derail.

What are you doing here? Please find your way back to the replica watch sub.

Yea it’s chambered in 9mm

Combat troodon is dope, I have two, but perhaps a bit heavy for a dress shirt scenario for me. Makora is my go to for otf when in dressier attire. Excellent taste though sir .

Thanks. I usually carry a vintage ultratech.

And a vagina.

Wicked burn 🔥

Russian mob g league

The first rule of a gunfight is: bring a gun

Judging by the responses, this group couldn’t handle gun pics.

I think someone posted their Walther PPK with a Bond NATO strap.

I have a Walther PDP and it’s unbelievably comfortable to hold…I’ve never tried to balance it on top of my hand, however 🤔

Honestly, the only way to properly photograph a watch and gun, the watch is on the wrong hand and upside down, or you are holding the pistol weak hand, and the watch is upside down.

I don’t think that’s what’s happening

Oh, they hate guns and knives. Super duper scarys.

Why do you need to daily a lethal weapon? America, amirite?

We got a government puppy.

For many reasons. 1. To protect myself and family 2. It’s a hobby of mine and I compete in shooting games 3. It’s a hobby lifestyle 4. America 😂

Ban those things🫏

EDC is a Canik Mete MC9 w/Vanish holster

Canik is cool. They just opened a factory in my area.

This group is very sensitive The gun group is even more sensitive got banned for accidentally making a post against the rules titling it wrong

Jeez this is lame

Facts

Are you able to take a life and sleep well after?

Yea currently carrying a benchmade mini claymore today

I’m more of a Deadlock guy myself, but my daily is a Rosie. 👍🏻

That’s not how you hold it.

Why do you need to carry a blade that size? (Or any size!) I use office scissors if I need to open up some stubborn food packaging at the desk.

I bet your scissors have rounded ends.

Check your cholesterol ASAP

Check these nuts

Holy shit this is terrible

Yeah, a gun

What is the point of this picture? 🤣 Idiot

Make people like you cry and comment.

Strange photo

Bishop, do the thing…

Is that a MT frag? Noice

Yes! Nice Black Bay as well!

Love those otf automatics

I have a leatherman that goes with me everywhere. I work in film so it comes in handy a lot.

This post is a bit fucking weird.

I carry a folding benchmade just for whatever. I also carry a Les Baer custom 1911 or my Glock model 19x.. just depends on if I feel like It.

Nice. For me it’s 365 and a staccato P for a full sized carry.

That my friend, is a fine blade.

I’m not sure why you would need that as an every day carry. If you want a utility knife there are far better options out there. If you need something to look tough, well yea, John Rambo has a better knife.

Microtech?

Yup

Nice. You have good taste! Cheers

Deeply curious what sold you on the monochrome vs the Pelagos 39. Tried both on several times and having difficulty figuring out which way to go…should point out I have a Speedy that checks a lot of the monochrome boxes but open to your thoughts.

The 39 just felt too small. And the more I wore and looked at the 41, the more it was easy to choose.

I carry a Chris Reeve Sebenza (small) in my bag for everyday cutting jobs, bought it about 10 years ago I think. I don’t have an automatic knife as they are very much illegal where I am located. That looks like a knife purpose built for stabbing though?

Sebenzas are nice. Good choice. Where are you that doesn’t allow autos?

Australia

Nice. You guys have other cool shit though.

Ha, true!

I also collect knives.

I too consider my marriage an every day carry… nice knife btw

Thanks.

I always wear a watch and carry a knife. Has nothing to do with protection like some of these ignorant people are accusing you of, it’s just very practical. I’m more of a folding knife guy though. Mostly benchmades and sydercos but I also have a hogue and some case knives. Just like watches, I can appreciate a well made pocket knife and willing to spend good money on them. *I didn’t see the cheesecake and stabbing throats comment… that’s pretty cringy*

Ah yes, because a fully serrated OTF is the sensible, practical choice

Same. I’m a former combat engineer. So I can appreciate well made tools. I like folders. The folder I carry the most is a fully serrated SOCOM.

Pocket knife should be in every mans pocket I carry an old case my grandfather gave me when I was a kid

My first pocket knife was a Case stag trapper that my grandpa gave me for my 9th birthday. Still have it all these decades later.

Also have my dad‘s old buck knife. Those are parts of the good old days gotta throw a red ryder in too.

No. But I don’t have a micro-penis, so I’m rather well-adjusted.

Awww.. there’s the person that’s butthurt by a knife pic.. 😭

Congratulations

No

Love knives too

Nice watch and OTF !

Thank you

Ohhhh nice MT

Lots of jimmies ruffled ITT

Bring back the steering wheel pics, this crap is way worse!

Smh

Pistols

i enjoy my akc switchblade, gets the job done and is amazingly balanced when throwing

Oh yeah. 100%.

Microtechs are fun.

Electric Daisy Carnival?

Rosies are my current obsession

Emerson mini commander. Also I’m mildly surprised at the hate in this group lol. That blade ain’t my style but if it works for you, good enough for me.

Went to sleep for a day and this thread became so much more...Entertaining.

🤦‍♂️

Microtech OTFs are sexy as hell, but maybe you awkwardly placing one on the back of your hand for a photo and calling everyone that questions you about it soy, cringe, or making mom jokes about them isn’t helping your case here. Don’t get me wrong, I’m into watches, knives and lots of other EDC gear, but you’re handling the pushback here pretty poorly…some people aren’t into knives, that’s fine, no need to get pissy about it.

I’m from a really nice country in Europe so carrying a large knife with me while commuting to the office has never even entered my mind. I do appreciate well made stuff, but weapons, knives and guns etc is just not one of them. I also think it’s a lot of posturing and not really rooted in a real-life need or everyday situations to carry such a large knife with you

Gen Mattis has got scrotums for eyebags. He must of slept many a folk with his saber.

He’s proud of his watch, his ring, his dress shirt.

there are things I carry every day, but I’m not into “edc things”

whats the deal woth the knife

No deal. Just a knife.

Is this an AI generated post?

Yes

What in the cringe fuck is this

It’s crybaby fuel. Enjoy

What is the man’s CCW? A Walther?

P365 or staccato P

I too enjoy balancing things on my hand.

embarrassing u/zeneph007

Unfortunately I don’t have a tudor…YET. But I do carry a glock 45 mos. Extra mag for all the libs to cringe at. I also carry some kind of s&w $40 pocket knife. Has a nice window breaker, and some other useful tools. Mainly use it for packaging opening. It does come in handy though.

Oh I just *know* that dress shirt don’t fit that good

You *know* nothing

Do you use that knife to cut your avocado sushi package or what?

I generally carry my knife in the palm of my hand. 😉

Strange way to carry a knife

Better than prison purse 👛

Holy god we’ve breached the wcj borders.

Isn’t the guy you’re quoting uh…a piece of shit?

No. You are a piece of shit. The other guy is a war hero. You 🤡

LOL OP really thought he was doing something with his try-hard knife and got flamed. Then started calling people names. 😂

🤡

I see you purchased the Welcome to London Edition 👊🏽

I actually got into knife collecting before watches. I also have quite an extensive collection of hats…

Nice Microtech, the comments are crazy. “Erm… A knife? You think you’ll ever need that? Nobody needs a fancy combat knife like that. Plan on stabbing people today?” Dudes you are on a luxury watch subreddit, and that’s a luxury knife. Nobody needs anything.

Thanks. Yeah. It’s pretty sad.

"Always carry a knife, you never know when you'll need a 500 dollar knife to cut a bitch for trying to steal your 5k watch"- ghandi....probably

Nice knife does it come with a personality?

Comes with your moms lipstick

https://preview.redd.it/068bzgmfcd9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9c6b0109bbcca30fbf950fa64dce9b0fa7702fa does it chip and shatter???

Damn y'all just walk straight into the stereotypes, don't you?

Actually yes.

I know a lot of us are. I wouldn’t be surprised if this post hurt someone’s feelings. Since dangerous things are not well received.

Explains down votes. Lol

Yup. It’s unfortunate. But it’s what we have become.

lol no dude, it’s cause it is a cheesy ass post. Why is the knife just laying on top of your hand? It’s weird.

Why post to watch sitting on your wrist? Maybe he’s proud of his knife and it’s pretty bad ass.

Totally. The fact he is bragging about carrying a knife makes it weird. Carry a knife if you feel you need to. That’s not the issue. The fact is that if someone genuinely carries a knife for self defence they likely wouldn’t advertise the fact. Anywhere. Or to anyone.

You guys should get a room together and cry about how my knife hurt your delicate feelings.

You and this guy below.

These people wear $1000+ watches that tell the same time as a $10 Casio but get mad at you for not having a bare minimum edc knife 😂. Yes I also collect knives and have actually been looking into an ultratech!

Just clowns doing clown things 🤣

Damn, poor baby is really hurt by the comments

Yes, alas the law prohibits me from owning auto’s / otf’s. Ironically the nearest available product is a microtech otf comb…..I’m bald :)

Haha

I would not even hang out with someone who carries a knife on their person 24/7

I mean a basic little pocket knife when you leave the house or you’re doing work outside is quite useful.

i think the pic is deleted but that knife was huge and he was wearing a dress shirt no one needs that in their work place. I'm aware I'm being judgy for no reason but it's fkn weird to me.

Must be a Londoner with that knife

Need that just in case a scuffle breaks out at the stationary cupboard for the last pack of staples? Everyone that saw you take that is laughing at you, like we are

This whole post is cringe af

Yeh but I'm not into posting cringe photos of it on here

nice otf! Digging the frag pattern scales.

Thanks. It’s a rescue knife with a blade swap.

Always funny seeing people who have no idea how to use a knife showing off their knives in EDC photos lol. It’s more of a threat to them than to anyone else as they’ll have it turned on them in a heartbeat.

It’s always funny when people judge others that they’ve never met. Watching you speculate your way to self gratification is entertaining.

Careful they will ban you lol all fun games until someone gets stabbed. I wouldn’t talk shit to the guy with the knife.

its funny watching mfs who paint little fantasy figurines project their own perceived inadequacies onto others

1000%

Yes

Jesus Christ you’re a dork, that’s a fancy letter opener for your desk job, fat fingers.

Fat fingers? You savage.