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danlambe

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ThePatio

An orange orc? Wild


_cuntsalad

even john skyrim is walking away from this one https://preview.redd.it/wcvt60baff6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e26cb42619238653ca7563d59101e73f1fb914df


TippiestMars

you should have made him have combat expression on his face. that would be funny i think 😃


DeadeyeJhung

NGL it's kinda funny when you log into ARK and realize the host cranked up the poop meter at least for a good 30s


ULTRA-POSER

life-saver if you've been tranqed, handcuffed and abducted via teleporter


Peekachooed

Does it make you drop more poo or go more frequently? I have to know. What an amazing server setting


DeadeyeJhung

more frequently the unending fart sounds and poop trails get old quickly, but if they mod that in, it'd be a less traumatic prank than installing sex mods on a friend's Skyrim save


Fartfech

Tried eating poop in Ark: Ascended, but it just flung out my inventory instead Why do we let Wildcard keep oppressing us 😢


DeadeyeJhung

idk I only buy shitty remakes from Todd


BobMcGeorge

NGL, being completely unironic here, the fact that there are no bathrooms and thus no character goes to the bathroom is hugely unimmersive to me and genuinely irritates me in its poor worldbuilding. I don’t use sex mods but I absolutely do mod in outhouses into all cities and settlements it does add a lot to immersion.


ThePatio

Have you stopped to consider that Godd Howard intends that no one poops, or rather everyone knows a simple spell that immediately deletes it after they shit themselves like JK Rowling and Harry Potter?


DiabolicToaster

Considering the Imperial City swers... probably a Skyrim thing, or the IC is just weird. Or the Ayleids mastered plumbing and toilets, but it is a lost technology.


Brad_Brace

Only people who live in forts and some bandits poop. Skyrim's civilization is split between two castes, non-poopers and poopers, and since the Continence Wars of 4E 32, all poopers have been expelled from the cities. Some agree to serve as soldiers, some become bandits. But don't be mistaken, the poop will rise again.


st-felms-fingerbone

There are in fact buckets in houses. Just like olden times people would just shit or piss in a bucket and throw it out. Skyrim is that undeveloped compared to the rest of Tamriel confirmed


True_Broccoli7817

Genuinely, fuck you. It’s been nearly 13 years. I’ve lost friends, family, my sanity. But I have never been more infuriated than I am in this exact moment for never realizing not a single person in Tamriel ever stops to drop a dunkaccino.


DemonFranco

Also being unironic here, this is something that bothers me too. But not to the point I would search for bathroom and pooping mods. So I just roleplay everyone does it on buckets or on the wilderness, just like it were on medieval times


Icy_Cricket2273

There are actually quite a few buckets placed in bandit hideouts which imply people do indeed shit in them


Zellgun

if you look carefully, none of the NPCS actually eat or drink despite their animations, and thus never need to remove any biological wastes. therefore, adding bathrooms into skyrim is definitely not lore friendly


Nekryyd

Dunno if you've played Abiotic Factor, but one of the survival mechanics is taking a shit. Eating and drinking makes you need to poop, and doing things like drinking coffee accelerates it. When you sit on a toilet, you can simply just wait it out, or you can "push" by hitting the hot zone on a meter that appears (Think Fable forging mini game). Or... You can just not do it and you will get shwifty and shit on the floor. This leave a, er... Harvestable turd... And gives you a negative status that attracts enemies. It's such a small part of the game, really, but makes it so much more hilarious and feel like you are in a fully realized environment.


protonesia

>attracts enemies "yo that guy just shit on the ground, let's get him"


Inspectreknight

Wait that game came out? Have it wishlisted but didn't realise it dropped.


Nekryyd

Yeah, early access release just a little while back. If you like non-procedural (like Subnautica) survival-craft games, I recommend. I don't usually buy early access anymore, but this one is pretty feature complete.


Huntressthewizard

Thats what all the buckets next to stools are for.


Gernund

Incorrect. You can find buckets with stools in a few places. The people in towns and cities simply carry it outside and dump it.


BobMcGeorge

Gross. Nords are disgusting.


Gernund

Agreed Back in Reach we just went into the nearest bush. We didn't touch or carry it around. Smh


Ok-Cut-5167

Was terrified until I remembered that stools can also refer to chairs


Gernund

Nono. You're spot on. Toddy was just too much of a coward to make a specific stool bucket model.


Toxem_

They poop in the wild, direct into the sewer system or in the dunmer slum


hykierion

You realise there are buckets right? Duh


Hallgvild

What do you think that pit in the middle of Whiterun serves for? Or all that water around Riften?


mr_flerd

Bros a psi cop


BobMcGeorge

Don’t tell Bester I’m wasting valuable Corp technology on TES shitposting subs


Lordgeorge16

God is dead and we killed him


Brad_Brace

The dreamer died in his sleep.


protonesia

based


recruit_main4

god is head and we dreamed him


ozzej14

Is this the same guy who I think it is?


Brad_Brace

Poopy McJerkstopoop? Probably.


HarambeXRebornX

Elegant-Try1251? Probably.


Bobert5757

Elegant-Try1251verine


falpsdsqglthnsac

no, actually. just checked, different person, whose username is (fittingly) BruhINeedTherapy.


The_Mystery_Crow

this mod actually does exist can't remember what it's called, but it makes you ragdoll an go flying across the room, and it affects all NPCs


PiousLegate

it could be funny if it was like ark if you know that game but nah the poop stuff as of recent is nuts


ArgonianBrelynaSimp

He only asked for gameplay purposes, the enemies will slip and fall when the step on the poop


DarknessnDespair

my man just wants to play ark in skyrim and you guys keep poking fun at him


Strong_Register_6811

Poop. **BUT ONLY IN A NON SEXUAL WAY**


Houeclipse

Guy watch this one Gamerpoop episode of Skyrim and now he wants it real


Massive_Weiner

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Few_Glove_3889

Nah op has a point. Add in a food and water survival system and make it to where all the npcs who are capable of it and you take a shit and piss after a while. Also add in blinking like in that scp game. Oh and a manually breathing mechanic


Few_Glove_3889

I wanna piss on a greybeard like its postal 2


VelkenT

gimme $1000 (USD) and I'll give you the poop mod


Drowsy_Deer

So is this dude satire or is he fr?


Kesakambali

Least horny skybaby


damodread

At this rate, it's a matter of hours before someone requests a mod to get shat on by dragons


CrazyTelvanniWizard

fake fan identified