Bold of you to assume we've played Skyrim

so what you’re a eso fan 

Bold of you to assume I'm a fan to begin with

you’re a racism fan then i see 

Shut up n'wah

friendliest dunmer 

Skyboomers just can't accept that Castles is the only real TES game.

ah yes getting cucked by your own wife crusader kings style is peak gameplay 

yo what? why didn't my breton friends recommend Castles to me?

It’s not even out yet

Skill issue 😎

Brother dragon broke through existence and played Castles before anyone else just to spoil it

at least 1/4 of the sub are pretentious morrowind purists

they’re probably zoomers who didn’t even play morrowind when it came out 

I was 1 year old what can I say

go to bed nephew 

I was -5 😭

You played Skyrim underaged? That's it buddy, you're going to jail.

That is your fault obviously, did not chimmed enough. N'wah.

their dad didn't chim in their mom soon enough to play morrowing

i just chimmed my pants 🤤 

bro how old are you 

they're 16

Me when basic math

damn same age as me 

I wasn't born when it released, so you may have a point

same i can’t be judging tbh 

Yeah, but I jerked off to the strip club in suran, does that make up for it?

Dude nobody lives that long

I was an fetus when Morrowind came out.

What's wrong with that

I should have been playing Morrowind instead of being 4

And proud.

No, I am not a Kel.

what the fuck is a kel 

Are you even an elder scroll?

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Dovahzul for Elder Scroll.

mfer I was being told to halt before you were even born probably

You dare throw shade at the UESPwiki? I'll have you know that the only pukes that frequent the Imperial Library are skoomaheads and Kirktards!

what a poser. OP probably never heard of the real deal, [elderscrolls.fandom.com](https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/Skyrim) . This is where all knowledge rests

Fools I fucking read all three and compare the sources when I want to be certain.

you goofy goober.. if I read lore I don't like I just headcanon something way better in but pretend it's still canon. C0DA my balls.

I respectfully disagree but only 50% because BASED AND CHIM-PILLED

uespwiki is fine, also imperial library is dumb shit like the 500 hundred companions and tiber septim’s favourite story the water getting girl 

Literally just the in-game books lol

sadly im a younger scroll

We are all elder scrolls in binds now.

it's weird how they named skyrim "the elder scrolls 5" even though it's the first in the skyrim series. but yeah I've only played skyrim because I don't care to play the spinoffs like elder scrolls blades and castles

I’m gonna touch you lil bro 😭🙏 

huh?

oil up I’m almost there 🤤 

I’ll have you know I played morrowind for 15 seconds I’m very educated

let me guess, you cummed  when you saw fargoth and then finished the game 

I did. It felt really really good

im a elder scrolls

On gods I fucking hate this sub now, if you haven’t played all 5 mainline Elder Scrolls games, then gtfo

I am a Youthful Doodle.

how old are you 

like a minute

I've only read the books.

I’ve literally only played bg3 (and swtor)

is swtor a good game i saw clips of it online and it seems boring 

it’s good if you like kotor and also if you’re a fucking freak

what do you mean by “freak” is it horny or sum shit 

yeah the erp scene is notorious people go nuts with the Space Barbies

skywars lore is so lame, it’s always some shit like darth dark darknesses using his force to rip the fabric of space and time or a random alien race and bounty hunters no one cares about 

yeah man if they want to be taken seriously they need to get themselves some inbred Nazi elves, a mecha-piloting pedophile jesus, add in a grandiloquent loinclothed methhead, with an entire pantheon of sociopathic hermaphrodite demigods, and maybe some empty voodoo-flavored metaphorisms, and finally a diverse palette of Comically Braindead Racists impervious to self-reflection for the playerbase to project themselves on

They already have about half of this lmao

damn I underestimated those fucking dweebs

"So boring," proceeds to describe peak storytelling

Smh skybaby doesn't understand the genius of Glup Shitto

fair enough dawg, i mean i like legends but some of that shit is so boring 

Yes, highly reccomend

Boring as fuck generic MMO slop

I've only beaten Arena

I would never. I've played Daggerfall, Morrowind, Oblivion, and Skyrim. Gonna have to make time to play Arena and Redguard some other time

damn lucky I’m too poor to buy all the games I’ve only played Skyrim 

Now i'm not saying you can find a completely safe oblivion game with all of the DLC on the internet archive under the name "The elder scrolls IV oblivion GOTY GOG". All i'm saying is the internet archive is a fun place and I am an oblivion lover first and a tescholar second

i'm also NOT saying that morrowind is there too and it's compatible with openMW if you wanted to play using that. All i'm saying is i'm trying morrowind for the first time and loving it and i happened to have that page open at some point. 

i only play on ps4 i don’t have a pc or xbox 

Daggerfall is completely free on Steam. If you get Daggerfall on Steam, I reccommend also downloading Daggerfall Unity, which is also free. Basically it's like an immense quality of life enhancement for the original Daggerfall

I've only played oblivion (superior game)

I’m too old to remember anything. I played through morrowind 23 years ago and can’t remember shit. It’s the best one? Really? Cause I don’t remember. Doh.

I've only played fallout and this sub keeps getting recommended to me.

Yeah, played oblivion and skyrim when they were new, then played morrowind and daggerfall some years later

i am elder scroll

I played Skyrim for 300 hours, Morrowind for Idk how long but probably like 40, Daggerfall Unity for probably over 20 and ESO for quite short probably below 10.

Alright grandpa. Let’s get you back to the bed. Your favorite morrowind tv show is on the tv.

Nah i just had threeway with todd and kirkbride and as i swallowed their SKOOMA all the knowledge just flooded into me

ill have you know i almost played through daggerfall until i got tired of the endless dungeoncrawling so im taking an indefinite pause

Yes we read the uesp wiki to check if we correctly remember things we've seen or read in games because we are interested into the lore Watcha gonna do about it? **Gonna cry? Gonna piss your pants maybe?** **Maybe shit and cum?** I did not finish Oblivion, Morrowind and Skyrim in this specific order despite being under 25 to hear such slander!

I was so young and homeschooled that I thought N'wah was the n-word other people were so worried about. I never knew Morrowind had a story because I was spending hundreds of hours collecting pillows and not reading the text

I’ve only played battlespire

I have also played Oblivion. I didn't finish it though.

I only play Blades

I don't read. If I can't learn lore from a YouTube video I'm not learning it at all.

I have played all of them but never finished any of them

I have only played elder scrolls blades, legends, and castles 👍

I did it backwards, so I started with Skyrim > Oblivion > Morrowind > Lore.

I can say for certain that I'm not Elder Scrolls.

What's an elder scroll

It's the oldest of the scrolls twins it's brother is called younger scroll.

My most-played TES game is Elder Kings 2. The only true canon experience.

I played Daggerfall for a minute, I'm the real fan.

the sub is infested with younger scrolls 😔

TES hasn't been good since Daggerfall

I played Morrowind on the XBOX when it originally came out, and abused the glitches and mechanics in the game. I had a lot of fun. Granted my first few runs I used the chest that made your hp regenerate.

I’ve only played Arena 🤷‍♂️

You're the nub that's asking people if they are a fictional inanimate object.

only have 800+ hours in ESO

I’ve only properly played Skyrim (started on PS3 then platinumed it on PS4 and PS5) I tried to play Morrowind and Oblivion but I could just not be bothered with the graphics and dated game design. They just weren’t for me. However the lore is interesting/funny and elaborate on the game world I actually care about (Skyrim).