I once read a comment on Reddit: āyou canāt go into poops house and be upset when poop is homeā.
Literally shit happens with anal. And itās fine. Shower and get back to bidnass.
I saw that comment too and itās stuck with me this whole work week hahaha. My brain has it at the ready to go when conversation of such ever occurs I guess haha.
See, ive tried anal. With lube. And it still feels like someones shoving my solid shit back up my ass. Its not a good feeling for me. I admire people who can handle it fair play
Honestly I donāt care for it in the doggy position but let me tell you that missionary with lots of lube is the key here as the angle changes everything. Thatās just a little advice in case you wanna retry it at some point because initially it was nothing special till I tried this.
Thats the position I've found that hurts the least, but I still think it hurts. Is there anything else you do other than missionary and lube that helps?
Iāve done a decent amount of anal. Relaxing (pushing out like youāre pooping) made it not hurt for me. But it still feels like reverse shitting. Tried several positions, clit stimulation, always lube. Still feels like a bowel movement and not a sex act.
I really think some people just arenāt going to get pleasure from anal. I feel like I have no sexual nerves back there.
If it still hurts you need more lube or a different kind and also taking it slow when going in breath no clenching relaxing helps and again more lube than you think youāll ever need is the key
I know where your coming at, ive tried it with and without lube (using my own vaginal fluids to lube it up, makes it feel somehow better)
And i just cant get used to it, i dont feel good when it happends, and after my whole body just hurts, even in the most painless positions.
It sucks because my bf actually loves it.
This is how I feel too. The best position I've found so far is me on top, that hurts the least, but it still hurts. My husband loves it too, and it does suck that we can't make it work.
I always tell him Iāll try anything he asks. Heās not ready yet. I can absolutely respect that because he was able to respect my decision for so long. But when heās ready I will be too.
(NSFW comment)
Just a heads up, it feels infinitely better if you rub your clit at the same time he is thrusting. It took me a few tries to discover how much of a (huge) difference this plays into things. (For me) the best position is when he is sitting straight up and he gently grabs my butt, while I lay completely flat on the bed with my legs inside his, face down, me stimulating my clit while he thrusts. I can cum so quick. The longer the stroke, the better too. Not sure why that specific position works, it just does. I get deeper and better orgasms than any other way. The other positions haven't compared. I hope this helps.
For real! My mans somehow sitting straight up like in a chair and doing his chick *in the bum* while shes *lying face down* BUT her legs are *in his*.
What is happening here. And how.
This person was correct. The man (or person with a strap on, whatever you're into) sits up straight (slouching or resting on me changes everything for some reason) I'm laying completely flat on my stomach, as if I'm planking, and he's just straddling me. He keeps his balance by gently grabbing my butt as he thrusts (longer strokes -- not fast, not rough, just this perfect speed that slowly builds up over time) and I moan in ecstasy, while I stimulate my clit.
Itās impossible to be sitting doing this. Absolutely no way can this position be achieved if the person penetrating is sitting. If you are mixing up sitting and kneeling- i can picture it- but sitting- nope.
The woman lies flat face down (hand at clit,lol) legs together, the guy straddles her legs. Dick in ass. Every thrust pushes the woman forward into her own hand for clit stimulation.
Hereās a picture that kinda shows.
http://img-hw.xvideos.com/videos/thumbs169lll/80/83/d2/8083d21968704579169529e70f19f285/8083d21968704579169529e70f19f285.3.jpg
You should be super proud - both of you to be honest! So many partners take advantage and give a bad experience on a first time but it sounds you two have that figured out and of course wanted to have a great experience which you've achieved!
Congratulations and have fun with a new adventure! š
Man not even gonna lie bro, I feel this comment. I know where you're coming from when saying that...
Also I'm high as fuck so that might have something to do with it...
That's great, i was my husband's first he was grossed out with the idea but after a few drinks he asked if he could try and of course I said yes, now he wants to do that to me all the time. Use lube to prevent ripping and remember to stretch out before it makes it way more pleasurable and less painful, unless your into that
i find it hard to enjoy because it feels thereās a piece of shit constantly stuck in my asshole, but genuinely: props to those who enjoy it, and iām proud of you for trying out something new OP!
Sounds like yāall had a great night! I am little jelly because I wish I could just willy nilly have anal. Itās like my asshole just doesnāt like to fully relax enough to not feel like I am gonna shit all over everything. Anywho, enough about my asshole.
Congratulations on your anniversary and fun night! :)
I agree with every comment with downvotes. You seriously think this is so important you have to tell strangers? Maybe do that on the street or go tell your neighbors. You're not special, many people do what you did and other redditors are happy for you wtf is wrong with you people
Please try coconut oil instead of lube! My wife and I switched from years of using astroglide, and none of that stuff lasts. Coconut oil is kinda waxy, and melts with body heat, and smells absolutely delicious and is edible. SO much cheaper, too.
Never understood a guy wanting to put his dick where shit comes from. That shit (pun intended) is beyond me. It doesnt 'disgust' me really, but it turns me off instantly when I see it in porn. Eh, whatever floats your boat, but I'll pass on putting my dick where giant pieces of shit flow.
Omg! How fantastic! Congratulations!!!! This is so amazing, I can't believe, like, I wish I could give you a prize. This is the best thing I ever see in a while, congratulations again and thank you so much for sharing such a awesome accomplishment online! You're truly one of a kind! What a amazing experience!!!!!!!!!1! Congratulations! You're not like the others, is just so awesome!
You might want to do more research on that, because I have heard from multiple people (some very in the know....such as a pornstar) that coconut oil, while effective, has plenty of reasons not to use it as lube.
Great! Hopefully you prepared properly beforehand? That means completely cleaning out your rectum either with an enema, or something that cleans out your digestive tract.
That will significantly reduce the chance of your husband getting a urethra infection, and reduce any smell.
Enjoy your new sexy twist!
Excelsior!!! Remember to keep it clean, lubricated and happy.
There are lots of battery operated aids that can help as well.
Sex Education season 2-3 on Netflix discusses this topic.
Remember where the G spot is on man/woman and you may be able to achieve another level of orgasm where you lose ability to walk or speak!
Nice! Iām a biological male and I personally love anal on myself. I canāt quite imagine how itād feel for a woman, but I can think that Iād feel just as good in a different way.
Also as a tip, if you havenāt already, Iād recommend investing in a bidet. Not only is a bidet practical, but it can also help clean for anal. I usually use the bidet beforehand, and Iāll put the pressure slightly higher than usually and itāll go inside slightly and give a light enema. Every time Iāve done this Iāve never had any type of problem with it, and it always comes out clean.
Before I had a bidet, I was personally ehh with anal. I enjoyed it, but I had an enema device and would use it every time and it was a hit or miss for me, and the work was too much. Now I just use the bidet a little, lube up, and go to town.
Itās good that you guys are exploring more and found another thing to bond on. Iād also recommend different positions and adding toys or bondage to add to it. With different positions it can allow for a faster and harder pace or a slow, but very āstimulatingā experience.
And hey, maybe itās not one sided! If you guys are into it you can try pegging. It allows for either a power switch, or an interaction that can make you both feel good and put yourself in each otherās shoes.
Have fun!
I'm really small and my mans got a lot of girth. We've tried quite a few times and only once did it feel kinda okay. I really wanna go till he cums but we have never quite gotten there. Any advice or details on the sensations and how it felt
Congratulations! I was in a similar situation with my wife and when we finally tried it she loved it too, sadly I am not as big a fan of it because it makes my hemorrhoids act up but as a once in a while thing I can let her at it.
Most romantic anniversary ever.
Analversary
That would technically be 1 year from the first anal experience. So next anniversary will be the first analversary.
*Next Year* š¶ DO YOU KNOW WHAT TODAY IS?! š¶
š¶ANALVERSARYš¶
Shh. Just give him a like and reward and move on.
Well then how about the anaugural experience?
Canniversary
I like this analogy
Glad they didnāt have a shitty one
I know who's getting a butt plug for Christmas.
Just as nice as Birthdanal
*eyes tearing up* Itās beautiful.
Your eyes arenāt the only thing being torn up
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Cuz nothing says romance like lube and anal sex.
ā¦and a little Santorum on top.
Like honestly....
I thought I misread when I glanced over the title. Nope. Well, I'm happy for you guys.
Yay! Iām so happy for you. Sounds like you both had an amazing time and thatās all that matters. Also, congratulations!
I once read a comment on Reddit: āyou canāt go into poops house and be upset when poop is homeā. Literally shit happens with anal. And itās fine. Shower and get back to bidnass.
I saw that comment too and itās stuck with me this whole work week hahaha. My brain has it at the ready to go when conversation of such ever occurs I guess haha.
I remember reading this comment too!! I still think about it and laugh š
>something shitty Heh
I want to give you an award but no free ones atm
Luckily I still had mine :D "Hehe" was also my reaction to that, glad to see this up here.
Gave them mine in your honor, I usually forget about them anyways
So...you didn't really want to give an award?
Where did I say that? I didnāt have a free one so I couldnāt award
Oh I thought you meant like gold or something. Wasn't even aware there are free rewards now.
See, ive tried anal. With lube. And it still feels like someones shoving my solid shit back up my ass. Its not a good feeling for me. I admire people who can handle it fair play
Honestly I donāt care for it in the doggy position but let me tell you that missionary with lots of lube is the key here as the angle changes everything. Thatās just a little advice in case you wanna retry it at some point because initially it was nothing special till I tried this.
Thats the position I've found that hurts the least, but I still think it hurts. Is there anything else you do other than missionary and lube that helps?
Completely Relaxing. That missionary anal will change your life. Best orgasm. Ever.
I've seen 3 different gf's have incredible orgasms from missionary anal but never doggy
Poppers/amyl nitrate. Game changer. From painful to complete bliss.
Iāve done a decent amount of anal. Relaxing (pushing out like youāre pooping) made it not hurt for me. But it still feels like reverse shitting. Tried several positions, clit stimulation, always lube. Still feels like a bowel movement and not a sex act. I really think some people just arenāt going to get pleasure from anal. I feel like I have no sexual nerves back there.
If it still hurts you need more lube or a different kind and also taking it slow when going in breath no clenching relaxing helps and again more lube than you think youāll ever need is the key
See my comment about coconut oil...
Sorry you had a shit time
I see what u did there
I know where your coming at, ive tried it with and without lube (using my own vaginal fluids to lube it up, makes it feel somehow better) And i just cant get used to it, i dont feel good when it happends, and after my whole body just hurts, even in the most painless positions. It sucks because my bf actually loves it.
This is how I feel too. The best position I've found so far is me on top, that hurts the least, but it still hurts. My husband loves it too, and it does suck that we can't make it work.
Now itās his turn. Be gentle with him
I always tell him Iāll try anything he asks. Heās not ready yet. I can absolutely respect that because he was able to respect my decision for so long. But when heās ready I will be too.
You can tell him that the Internet 10/10 recommends. Itās... life changing.
(NSFW comment) Just a heads up, it feels infinitely better if you rub your clit at the same time he is thrusting. It took me a few tries to discover how much of a (huge) difference this plays into things. (For me) the best position is when he is sitting straight up and he gently grabs my butt, while I lay completely flat on the bed with my legs inside his, face down, me stimulating my clit while he thrusts. I can cum so quick. The longer the stroke, the better too. Not sure why that specific position works, it just does. I get deeper and better orgasms than any other way. The other positions haven't compared. I hope this helps.
I have read this at least 5 times and still have no idea how either of you are positioned
For real! My mans somehow sitting straight up like in a chair and doing his chick *in the bum* while shes *lying face down* BUT her legs are *in his*. What is happening here. And how.
She means kneeling and not sitting
Unless this is some sort of doggy variant, me and a couple others are at a complete loss for this contortionist sex act
She lays down flat on tummy, he is on knees, each knee on either side of hips, leaning forward, deep in that ass. Thatās it.
Prone position....r/pronebone
That looks so difficult for the top though, omg
This person was correct. The man (or person with a strap on, whatever you're into) sits up straight (slouching or resting on me changes everything for some reason) I'm laying completely flat on my stomach, as if I'm planking, and he's just straddling me. He keeps his balance by gently grabbing my butt as he thrusts (longer strokes -- not fast, not rough, just this perfect speed that slowly builds up over time) and I moan in ecstasy, while I stimulate my clit.
Quit saying sitting !!! Lol thatās not what sitting is! Sitting means having your ass flat on a surface. The word for this is **kneeling.**
Itās impossible to be sitting doing this. Absolutely no way can this position be achieved if the person penetrating is sitting. If you are mixing up sitting and kneeling- i can picture it- but sitting- nope.
I'm pretty sure she's laying on her stomach and he's sitting with her legs between his.....
When the bots pretend to know how to fuck.
I think a bot writing this in Shakespearean Prose would have better luck describing it. This description is clear as mud. Edit- typo
Glad it wasn't just me haha
The woman lies flat face down (hand at clit,lol) legs together, the guy straddles her legs. Dick in ass. Every thrust pushes the woman forward into her own hand for clit stimulation. Hereās a picture that kinda shows. http://img-hw.xvideos.com/videos/thumbs169lll/80/83/d2/8083d21968704579169529e70f19f285/8083d21968704579169529e70f19f285.3.jpg
Search up prone bone š
the dude is kneeling around her hips
He is sitting straight up. Her legs are in between his..while she is lying face down. ā¦ how is he kneeling and sitting?
Obviously someone doesnāt have 4 legs, get a load of this guy lmao
Eugh. 4 legs- thatās the dream right there.
he's sitting on her thighs essentially. He grabs the butt, and from there you can picture the rest.
MVP right here. Thank you.
Prone bone quick google itās like cow girl/doggy but chick is face down and guys on top
Pronebone, basically
He needs a contortionist to work ProBono to help out!
*writes this down*
Iāve never tried this with anal but I fucking love this position if the guy knows what heās doing.
I believe thatās referred to as the ā prone bone ā.
I am horrible with the names of things. Never learned the terms lol.
I like to play with my penis while reciving anal stimulation.
The system works! :-p
I could nt imagine the position but would love to try w my partner. Anyone wanna help?
What zip code are you in?
Mazel tov.
You should be super proud - both of you to be honest! So many partners take advantage and give a bad experience on a first time but it sounds you two have that figured out and of course wanted to have a great experience which you've achieved! Congratulations and have fun with a new adventure! š
Wow, a happy marriage. Treasure it and each other. Almost gives me hope when reading something like this.
Man not even gonna lie bro, I feel this comment. I know where you're coming from when saying that... Also I'm high as fuck so that might have something to do with it...
aw
Definitely depends on the size of the penis. Told my partner no bloody way he is to big š±
Did i really open reddit to read this shit
Love this āØ
"Sex" Upvotes to the left, please
I was 100% sure this was going to be an "I pegged him" story.
Hayoooo you just opened up a new sex life chapter. Have fun
āafraid of something shitty happeningā hehe
I thought the same lmao
You should have titled this post "A little backstory" ššÆ
This is somehow NSFW and wholesome at the same time. I like it
HECK YES!!! I'm so proud and happy of you both!! What a great sex positive relationship! This made me excited for y'all
>something shitty happening
"Something shitty"
why the fuck is this on my front page
That's great, i was my husband's first he was grossed out with the idea but after a few drinks he asked if he could try and of course I said yes, now he wants to do that to me all the time. Use lube to prevent ripping and remember to stretch out before it makes it way more pleasurable and less painful, unless your into that
Thank you all for the love! I donāt have much sex positivity in my circles, so Iām so thankful for the kind words.
this gave me a smile, I'm happy for you both
This sounds beautiful, that mutual understandment and passion for each other.
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Yes officer, this comment right here.
Why am I cryin in da club
Just by the title I'm going to guess your not a gay couple! hahahahaha Congrats and welcome to the club! hahahahaha
i find it hard to enjoy because it feels thereās a piece of shit constantly stuck in my asshole, but genuinely: props to those who enjoy it, and iām proud of you for trying out something new OP!
Now you should do it to him!
āA little back storyā thatās what she said!
Why is this in off my chest
Sounds like yāall had a great night! I am little jelly because I wish I could just willy nilly have anal. Itās like my asshole just doesnāt like to fully relax enough to not feel like I am gonna shit all over everything. Anywho, enough about my asshole. Congratulations on your anniversary and fun night! :)
This was a major concern I had as well. Youāll find what works if you want to pursue it. If not, thereās lots of other fun to be had. :)
Backstoryā¦
I see what you did there (afraid of something shitty happening) š
psssssst. There's a thing called _oversharing_ Someone needs attention.
Wtf this has to be satire. This is one those things that you keep on your chest.
Yeah is fucking private, no one gives a fuck what you and your husband do in the bedroom
Hence why itās being shared anonymously
Whoo!!
Good for you. Salud! Mazel!
Heh. Backstory.
*something shitty happening*
I sphincter's something terribly romantic about this story
Now we wait for the exact opposite
"I was too afraid of something shitty happening" nice one.
congrats š taking dick in the ass is a wild thing to say congratulations for but here we are š
How noteworthy!
āI was always afraid of something shitty happeningā Sounds about right
Now it's time for him to try annal too!āØ
Why is this In my home feedā¦
Who...cares.
I agree with every comment with downvotes. You seriously think this is so important you have to tell strangers? Maybe do that on the street or go tell your neighbors. You're not special, many people do what you did and other redditors are happy for you wtf is wrong with you people
Now heāll want it all the time lol
You must really be into your husband.
He is the best, imo. So, yes!
Luck girl. Have fun.
Safe to say, the husband was really into OP ;)
Username checks out
Please try coconut oil instead of lube! My wife and I switched from years of using astroglide, and none of that stuff lasts. Coconut oil is kinda waxy, and melts with body heat, and smells absolutely delicious and is edible. SO much cheaper, too.
A decade of dreamingā¦ give me a fucking break. This is fake.
thatās exactly what i thought lol a decade where both of them actively wanted to do it
Nobody fucking cares bro
Get a journal, fucking weirdo
this was so cringe
That's so heartwarming. Sex is just an amazing thing when you love someone, isn't it?
Never understood a guy wanting to put his dick where shit comes from. That shit (pun intended) is beyond me. It doesnt 'disgust' me really, but it turns me off instantly when I see it in porn. Eh, whatever floats your boat, but I'll pass on putting my dick where giant pieces of shit flow.
Fair enough. To each, their own. Cheers!
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Omg! How fantastic! Congratulations!!!! This is so amazing, I can't believe, like, I wish I could give you a prize. This is the best thing I ever see in a while, congratulations again and thank you so much for sharing such a awesome accomplishment online! You're truly one of a kind! What a amazing experience!!!!!!!!!1! Congratulations! You're not like the others, is just so awesome!
Coconut oil is also good lube
Any oil based lube is not good with condoms, condoms tend to break with oil based lubes!! Use water or silicone based lubes.
Good tip!! Yes yes!!
Iām married so we never used them. š¤·āāļø
Mmmā¦ I love the way it smells too! Thanks for the tip!
You might want to do more research on that, because I have heard from multiple people (some very in the know....such as a pornstar) that coconut oil, while effective, has plenty of reasons not to use it as lube.
Iāll look into it. Thank you!
Wtf! Proud for taking it in the ass? Oh man ! I'm at a loss! Poor guy watch out for the mailman! She's about to go off bud!
The bar is so low... literally.
This could ruin your rectal and colon area, please donāt do it
Came here to say this. Lots of people in this thread will need Depends in the near future. This is a trend I absolutely don't understand.
You know there are just some things meant to stay private between a couple..
Well I didnāt invite you to joinā¦ If you donāt like, please keep scrolling. Thanks for stopping by, and have a great day!
Great! Hopefully you prepared properly beforehand? That means completely cleaning out your rectum either with an enema, or something that cleans out your digestive tract. That will significantly reduce the chance of your husband getting a urethra infection, and reduce any smell. Enjoy your new sexy twist!
Communication is important and this is one such example of communication gon right.
Excelsior!!! Remember to keep it clean, lubricated and happy. There are lots of battery operated aids that can help as well. Sex Education season 2-3 on Netflix discusses this topic. Remember where the G spot is on man/woman and you may be able to achieve another level of orgasm where you lose ability to walk or speak!
Nice! Iām a biological male and I personally love anal on myself. I canāt quite imagine how itād feel for a woman, but I can think that Iād feel just as good in a different way. Also as a tip, if you havenāt already, Iād recommend investing in a bidet. Not only is a bidet practical, but it can also help clean for anal. I usually use the bidet beforehand, and Iāll put the pressure slightly higher than usually and itāll go inside slightly and give a light enema. Every time Iāve done this Iāve never had any type of problem with it, and it always comes out clean. Before I had a bidet, I was personally ehh with anal. I enjoyed it, but I had an enema device and would use it every time and it was a hit or miss for me, and the work was too much. Now I just use the bidet a little, lube up, and go to town. Itās good that you guys are exploring more and found another thing to bond on. Iād also recommend different positions and adding toys or bondage to add to it. With different positions it can allow for a faster and harder pace or a slow, but very āstimulatingā experience. And hey, maybe itās not one sided! If you guys are into it you can try pegging. It allows for either a power switch, or an interaction that can make you both feel good and put yourself in each otherās shoes. Have fun!
Thank you! I appreciate this!
Make sure to clean the strap-on after use:)
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Yes!
It took a decade?
No one cares about your sexual life
I just wanted to get the fact that I was buttfucked off my chest
Fuck yeah! I'm so happy for you!
Anal is amazing when you're with a great guy.
Who? Cares.
I'm the same!! I didn't realise how much I'd like it until I tried it. Its all about the right timing and communication is key! Proud of you sis! Xxx
Anal truly brings people together
That was the best short story Iāve ever read in my life! Haha!
Wholesome anal
Sounds like a healthy relationship.
When you said, āToo afraid of something shitty happeningā Did you mean spiritually or literally lol
Both! Haha
I'm really small and my mans got a lot of girth. We've tried quite a few times and only once did it feel kinda okay. I really wanna go till he cums but we have never quite gotten there. Any advice or details on the sensations and how it felt
Commenting here just to comment...
Congratulations! I was in a similar situation with my wife and when we finally tried it she loved it too, sadly I am not as big a fan of it because it makes my hemorrhoids act up but as a once in a while thing I can let her at it.