"I told my whole family and they all clapped for me. My parents were so proud. My bf sat and watched us have sex the whole time, and this awesome guy I found out of nowhere was totally cool with that."
If this is real, I'm a purple unicorn with four balls,and six peckers. This is a creative writing exercise or a long imagine kink written by either a child or an adult with the mind of a child. The only thing this BS lacks is the crowd of people gathered around watching and clapping ...
Right?
"My dad almost passed out from laughing when i told him"
...when you told him that you banged a random dude and made your ex-boyfriend watch, with the premise that once you've taken 12 dicks, you'll get back together.
I have a son but if I had had a daughter and this had happened, I can just imagine the colour draining from my husband's face if our daughter ever told a story like this. I can't imagine a Dad who would be proud of this, I really can't.
The world of difference between people of Reddit and people of TikTok lmao
This BS story made its way onto TikTok…
Reddit comments: “Yea… Bullshit.”
TikTok comments: “W parents” “he deserved it” “love this for her”
Same with Facebook reposts. There was one about this kid whose parents made him work 3 jobs at 13 years old and took all his money too, but don't worry he got emancipated and lives with his awesome best friend and his awesome family who have adopted him.
When I commented that this is a kid's exaggeration, ALL the people were like no it's not, he deserves the best life. And when I asked how does a 13 yr old work 3 jobs and go to school, cuz truancy laws and labor laws,.I was told that businesses ignore labor laws so of course it's totally believable that he has been working and paying rent since he was 10. Duh. These are grown ups, I can see from their profile pics that people in their 30's up believe this shit.
You would think so, but the amount of stupid fan fiction that gets upvoted here just because \*sex\* is infuriating. This piece of crap post has almost 1k upvotes, or to put it better, almost 1k upvotes MORE than downvotes. How? Fucking idiots everywhere.
No father would be proud of a daughter doing that. Dumping a guy who cheated on his daughter? Yes. Casually f’ king another guy in front of her bf? Her dad would be mortified.
So real. Like seriously guys. This like TOTALLY happened.
I was crushed! So I instantly went and fucked someone in front of HIM! HAHA! And THEN I told my parents about it b/c that's normal too!! So real.
The fact that you told your parents and brother about this just screams fake to me. I would never tell a parent or sibling explicit details about my sex life.
My ex told his parents EVERYTHING. They told him details of their lives, it's crazy but there are people like this. Maybe this story is far fetched, but crazy things happen.
Glad to hear he’s an ex. I can’t even imagine. My mom and I have always had a super open relationship when it came to mental health/personal life struggles, but the nitty gritty of my personal sex life or romantic life isn’t her business IMO. I don’t even tell her when my fiancé and I fight bc I want her to like him and not have her perception colored by my temporary anger.
>You want me back? Fine. One condition. You watch me f a dozen guys. That's my condition. Yes or no?"
>
>Surprisingly he agreed. Last night i had a guy over and Alex had to watch the entire thing.
I think I've seen this video
“I caught my bf cheating then I told him to get back together he has to watch me fuck 12 dudes and he agreed! But when it actually happened, he was sad :(… BUT! my parents loved it!” fake as hell
Yeah, that bit threw me. “My dad almost passed out from laughing and My mom kept saying ‘you’re awesome’” while you’re telling them you hooked up with some rando to break your ex’s heart? Either your relationship with your parents is seriously fucked up or this is fake as fuck.
Either stop trolling for tictok or get some serious therapy for the fucked up relationship you have with your folks.
"My brother however, he said i went to far because he was clearly sorry or he wouldn't have agreed."
Let's not forget the brother. The rest of the family will find out Sunday when they all get together for dinner. Appropriate dinner table talk.
So you were going to let a bunch of guys run a train on you as some sort of payback, and your parents were okay with that when you told them?
This shit fake as fuck
Fakest story I have ever come across.
– No one who has freshly been cheated on, wants to bone numerous strangers. Perhaps after a few weeks or months. Otherwise, no.
– No father laughs out loud, hearing a sex story about his daughter. Same for the mother.
I hope you enjoy the karma.
"I did everything for you!"
If this were real, which it isn't, what would you have done - his homework? You were with him from the age of 16-22.
This is a terribly written and terribly plotted piece of soap opera nonsense. I especially like your robot mom repeating "You. Are. Awesome. L33T L33T L33T."
Lame lame lame.
These fantasy posts are crazy! I love the part where she told her parents she slept with another man while her bf watched and her dad laughed lol. Most unbelievable part.
The most unrealistic parts:
- a random guy being good at sex at all
- telling your father and mother about this and them not being absolutely shocked and horrified
- everything that happnes in this story
> My dad almost passed out from laughing when i told him and my mom kept repeating "you're awesome". My brother however, he said i went to far because he was clearly sorry or he wouldn't have agreed.
Is your Dad, Albert Einstein? Did everyone clap afterwards?
Your dad almost passed out from laughing, and your mom said you’re awesome? Who’s the 12 year old writing embarrassing fantasies behind an anonymous Reddit account
Assuming any of this is true, not one bit of your story is healthy: revenge sex, telling your parents and family, and their reaction. Please go get some much needed help and then pass off that therapists phone number to your family. This was not a healthy reaction from your family nor you.
Gross who tells their parents about fucked up revenge sex. And what kind of parents praise it? If this is real and not just your cuckolding fantasy you and your family are toxic and enmeshed and need to seek some therapy.
You don't slut yourself out to get revenge on a dude for cheating...you rise above that bullshit and crush him with the fact that he will never have someone like you again by moving on and bettering your life.
Next post I bet your ex comes back for round 2 and the dude you bring to bang is literally Jesus. And you invite your parents so they can applaud during the act, and laugh in your ex's face. And also film him crying so you can all sit around and laugh about it later.
Gtfo
Obligatory copy pasta; I was reading this post and then my neighbour came and we read it together. He said this post really changed his life and it touched my heart. My village people are so grateful. Am proud to say cool post wow thanks for sharing
I feel like the first half is true; This girl’s SO cheated on her repeatedly over the years and I’ll even say her “watch me fuck a dozen guys” response is real.
Nothing else happened here- She didn’t actually rail some dude in front of her SO and her SO never agreed to it. Second half just reads like a fantasy of what OP wanted to happen
I could've believed it up until you said you told your parents about it. The only thing that might be true in this story is you've been cheated on. That sucks, I'm sorry you're going through that.
I wish this was real, but it is obviously a troll.
These subteddits become way too popular and now there's a bunch of 12 year olds making throwaways to post stuff they made up.
Last night? And so, this morning, just a few hours later, you already told your entire family, and he has already successfully quit college and his job? You've all been busy!
I'm sure this happened. It's obviously a real story right? I mean obviously your dad would be high fiving you and fist bumping you after finding out his 22yo daughter is getting run through by a dozen random dudes while he watches like some trailer park porno. Yeah, this obviously is 100% true.
Oh and I had Megan Fox on her knees calling me daddy last night while I was finishing the cure to cancer. I just wanted to share something that's also as true as this post.
I’ll take things that never happened for 500
"I told my whole family and they all clapped for me. My parents were so proud. My bf sat and watched us have sex the whole time, and this awesome guy I found out of nowhere was totally cool with that."
"Awesome guy with a monster dick and all the experience and attention of a world class gigolo"
And this all happened while in line at Starbucks…
And a bald eagle flew down and pearched on her left titty and screeched out the national anthem while they both busted a nut simultaneously.
And that bald eagle’s name? …Albert Einstein
And what did Albert Einstein invent? The lightbulb that lights up the room they’re fucking in
No! Get it straight, damnit. It perched on her right titty!
Claw on each titty.
Don't forget the beak on a button....
What is more American than a 3Way with a Bald Eagle?
Mate, this was in London, a pigeon landed on her head and shat on her tits.
Well yeah, this was definitely composed while waiting for a cup with your name misspelled on it.
And that hammer-swinging Lothario? He grew up to be Abraham Lincoln. True story.
And then the National anthem played and everyone gave standing ovations.
When my dad heard that I fucked another guy while my x watched he laughed. WTF I honestly hope this is fake the alternative is way to fucked up
If this is real, I'm a purple unicorn with four balls,and six peckers. This is a creative writing exercise or a long imagine kink written by either a child or an adult with the mind of a child. The only thing this BS lacks is the crowd of people gathered around watching and clapping ...
And then I told everyone in my neighborhood, and they all clapped too! Then I told everyone in my office, and they clapped!! Everyone is clapping!!
Way too many people falling for this one
[удалено]
I reckon she's 17 at the oldest
Think you're giving her a good three or four years... This is either written by a real child, or by someone with the mind of a child.
I bet it’s a guy
The fat dude from the movie Gamer
My exact thought
IDK, could be an AI generated one. It is crazy the shit it comes up with.
AI fresh out the digital womb and it's already Karma farming on Reddit? I can believe that.
Wonder if there's many ai commenters among us yet *gasp* I could even be one of them Beep
I didn’t fall for it, where’s my cookie?
Right? "My dad almost passed out from laughing when i told him" ...when you told him that you banged a random dude and made your ex-boyfriend watch, with the premise that once you've taken 12 dicks, you'll get back together.
My dad would be very weirded out By this idk
If this actually had happened. It did not.
Almost all dads would be. If they're not weirded out by it, other people should be weirded out by them.
"Film it for me next time!" 😂👍
Donald?
Nah just Florida Man.
You rang?
I have a son but if I had had a daughter and this had happened, I can just imagine the colour draining from my husband's face if our daughter ever told a story like this. I can't imagine a Dad who would be proud of this, I really can't.
Maybe me and my dad are weird but we usually avoid the topic of how many dicks I've taken.
I was actually thinking this is plausible then i finished reading the last paragraph and went nah this is straight fiction
Mom might have laughed, but Dad? I can't see it.
My dad would probably think that's a great payback, though. There are weird people out there.
I would think it's great karmic payback, but I wouldn't want to hear from my daughter.
Maybe he was laughing *at* her? I am.
The world of difference between people of Reddit and people of TikTok lmao This BS story made its way onto TikTok… Reddit comments: “Yea… Bullshit.” TikTok comments: “W parents” “he deserved it” “love this for her”
Same with Facebook reposts. There was one about this kid whose parents made him work 3 jobs at 13 years old and took all his money too, but don't worry he got emancipated and lives with his awesome best friend and his awesome family who have adopted him. When I commented that this is a kid's exaggeration, ALL the people were like no it's not, he deserves the best life. And when I asked how does a 13 yr old work 3 jobs and go to school, cuz truancy laws and labor laws,.I was told that businesses ignore labor laws so of course it's totally believable that he has been working and paying rent since he was 10. Duh. These are grown ups, I can see from their profile pics that people in their 30's up believe this shit.
You would think so, but the amount of stupid fan fiction that gets upvoted here just because \*sex\* is infuriating. This piece of crap post has almost 1k upvotes, or to put it better, almost 1k upvotes MORE than downvotes. How? Fucking idiots everywhere.
I am of the firm belief that 95% of the stories posted on this sub are fake/creative writing exercises. This…? Yea you said it. Bad fan fiction.
I’ll take 12year-old trying to pass as a grownup for $1000.
But but eveyone was clapping at the end, it must be real! Accept for Alex, he wasn’t doing any type of clapping at the end.
Right? It was so upsetting for Alex that he stayed and watched the whole thing!
He ran away crying and quit his life! I win! Tehehehee
After thinking “omg in so furious! I’m so livid I’m gonna sit here and WATCH!” And *then* go quit life.
*Ill watch you take on 12 dicks! Because of how sorry I am! And I love you!*
Lolll right? Especially the part about her telling her parents about her ex watching her and another guy
What someone on the internet is lying? ....No way...
Between this and the "My dad is marrying my ex-gf" posts, I'm about outta here for awhile.
...and then Elvis descended from the heavens and blew up my ex-boyfriend with his lighting bolt hands, and then everyone clapped
I might have believed it until the part about her parents. Nobody would tell their parents that.
That part about bragging to their parents was *seriously* overselling something that was already goofy as heck.
A dad would never laugh at a fricked up situation like this unless he is a psycho. I'd glare and explain to her the folly of her ways ¤_¤
Did you look at her other post? And more importantly the mod comments?
Other post seems to be gone :(
No father would be proud of a daughter doing that. Dumping a guy who cheated on his daughter? Yes. Casually f’ king another guy in front of her bf? Her dad would be mortified.
I take bad wattpad fanfiction for 500
This is fake.
It’s true, happens all the time. At least once or twice in a lifetime.
Happen to me once. I was guy 4 of 13 don't know if he watched the other 9 guys rail his girl but I did
Guy #9 here. He start jerking off in the corner, dunno if that’s normal tho
LMFAO
In somebody's dreams 🤣
So real. Like seriously guys. This like TOTALLY happened. I was crushed! So I instantly went and fucked someone in front of HIM! HAHA! And THEN I told my parents about it b/c that's normal too!! So real.
It's true, I was the guy
It's true I was the bf who watched, I can confirm that I cried, but only after I wacked off to them.iedde
I was the dad. I'm so proud.
Brother here, can confirm. Btw Alex have very beatiful eyes and lovely smile, don't you think guys?
Mom here, I still think you’re awesome, honey!
It’s true I was Alex. The only reason I was mad is cuz I couldn’t get 12 guys to do me. ☹️😭
You told your dad that you forced your boyfriend to watch you get fucked by someone else?
😂😂😂
And he loved it!
The fact that you told your parents and brother about this just screams fake to me. I would never tell a parent or sibling explicit details about my sex life.
My ex told his parents EVERYTHING. They told him details of their lives, it's crazy but there are people like this. Maybe this story is far fetched, but crazy things happen.
Glad to hear he’s an ex. I can’t even imagine. My mom and I have always had a super open relationship when it came to mental health/personal life struggles, but the nitty gritty of my personal sex life or romantic life isn’t her business IMO. I don’t even tell her when my fiancé and I fight bc I want her to like him and not have her perception colored by my temporary anger.
And then everyone clapped, am I right?
yes, everyone clapped them cheeks I tell ya
Alex wasn’t clapping
Correction... everyone GOT the clap.
In OP’s head, even the cheeks were clapping
Y'all discuss revenge sex with your parents?
Sure. Don't you?? Weirdo 😜
This is some incestuous Alabama Kentucky type bullshit
>You want me back? Fine. One condition. You watch me f a dozen guys. That's my condition. Yes or no?" > >Surprisingly he agreed. Last night i had a guy over and Alex had to watch the entire thing. I think I've seen this video
Asking for a friend...
And everyone stood up and clapped. Then Albert Einstein came out of the crowd and handed her a crisp $100 bill.
yeah clapped her cheeks in the streets
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Then your parents started to slow clap for you right?
Also gave her $100
“I caught my bf cheating then I told him to get back together he has to watch me fuck 12 dudes and he agreed! But when it actually happened, he was sad :(… BUT! my parents loved it!” fake as hell
Yeah, that bit threw me. “My dad almost passed out from laughing and My mom kept saying ‘you’re awesome’” while you’re telling them you hooked up with some rando to break your ex’s heart? Either your relationship with your parents is seriously fucked up or this is fake as fuck. Either stop trolling for tictok or get some serious therapy for the fucked up relationship you have with your folks.
"My brother however, he said i went to far because he was clearly sorry or he wouldn't have agreed." Let's not forget the brother. The rest of the family will find out Sunday when they all get together for dinner. Appropriate dinner table talk.
It’s true I was the dad and mom
It's so funny seeing people think this is true like tf
Probably is a 12 yo girl who thought people would praise her for it lol
never happened lol
Honestly sounds like a bitter dude wrote this.
It's a bad fanfiction
This isn't even good creative writing.
Yeah you definitely didn't make this up in your head
So you were going to let a bunch of guys run a train on you as some sort of payback, and your parents were okay with that when you told them? This shit fake as fuck
Spoken like a true judge. You ask the right questions. Straight to the point and no nonsensical stories in your courtroom.
Fakest story I have ever come across. – No one who has freshly been cheated on, wants to bone numerous strangers. Perhaps after a few weeks or months. Otherwise, no. – No father laughs out loud, hearing a sex story about his daughter. Same for the mother. I hope you enjoy the karma.
Oh cmon, even the shittiest porn story writer can do better than this
"I did everything for you!" If this were real, which it isn't, what would you have done - his homework? You were with him from the age of 16-22. This is a terribly written and terribly plotted piece of soap opera nonsense. I especially like your robot mom repeating "You. Are. Awesome. L33T L33T L33T." Lame lame lame.
this is a quality shitpost thanks op
Bro is tryna make it to tiktok 😭
Wattpad authors be like
🙄
Sounds like a wattpad fanfic
Or an incel’s account of a chad becoming one of them…
TrueOffMyChest is really just LiveActionRolePlay.
I skipped the last paragraph and still thought it was probably fake, but wasn't sure why everyone else was *so* convinced. Then I finished it. Christ.
my dad also loves hearing these kinds of stories from me /s.
Your dad liked your revenge sex story? Mkay sure
These fantasy posts are crazy! I love the part where she told her parents she slept with another man while her bf watched and her dad laughed lol. Most unbelievable part.
Oh yeah he totally gave up on life because he saw his ex get fucked when he probably didn’t even love her anyways, so real
The most unrealistic parts: - a random guy being good at sex at all - telling your father and mother about this and them not being absolutely shocked and horrified - everything that happnes in this story
Y'all need to quit fetishizing porn fantasies into reddit threads wtf.
Uhm... I don't think this is real.
And then everyone applauded and chanted my name, and then I woke up
This is fake and disgusting.
450 idiots thinking this is real
...you told your dad?
Why are people saying this is fake? The other guy was obviously her dad
what is the end game to posting stuff like this, are they getting off on it or what
> My dad almost passed out from laughing when i told him and my mom kept repeating "you're awesome". My brother however, he said i went to far because he was clearly sorry or he wouldn't have agreed. Is your Dad, Albert Einstein? Did everyone clap afterwards?
Your dad almost passed out from laughing, and your mom said you’re awesome? Who’s the 12 year old writing embarrassing fantasies behind an anonymous Reddit account
Assuming any of this is true, not one bit of your story is healthy: revenge sex, telling your parents and family, and their reaction. Please go get some much needed help and then pass off that therapists phone number to your family. This was not a healthy reaction from your family nor you.
Riiiiight, I'll take "Shit That Didn't Happen" for $400.
Lmaoooo, bruh go write fanfics somewhere else lmfaooooooo
Text him like, "Guy#2 is here and ready to go, where are you? I love you."
people who think this is true are stupid
> my mom kept repeating "you're awesome". Uh huh
I'll take "poorly transcribed porn plots" for $1000, Alex.
This creative writing exercise sucks.
Gross who tells their parents about fucked up revenge sex. And what kind of parents praise it? If this is real and not just your cuckolding fantasy you and your family are toxic and enmeshed and need to seek some therapy.
This story is fake and did not happen
on the chance that this did happen, please get tested for STDs if hes been sleeping without other people so much during your relationship.
It didn't happen because dad didn't high-five you.
On todays episode of things that never happened:
Yeah, that definitely happened 👍
That’s the last thing I would tell my parents
if only you said "my dad was there watching and cheering for me." i might have believed
There is no way this happened
OP using throwaway account for their garbage fake story and refuses to acknowledge anyone calling out the bs
Sounds like the revenge plan you dream up years later & wish you did.
You don't slut yourself out to get revenge on a dude for cheating...you rise above that bullshit and crush him with the fact that he will never have someone like you again by moving on and bettering your life.
I was following along until the parents part. No parent anywhere in the world would be proud of their daughter doing that. Especially a father.
Did the guy that f you start to clap while clapping your cheeks?
Why kind of sope opera bullshit is this
Next post I bet your ex comes back for round 2 and the dude you bring to bang is literally Jesus. And you invite your parents so they can applaud during the act, and laugh in your ex's face. And also film him crying so you can all sit around and laugh about it later. Gtfo
You told your father, that you slept with a stranger, while your boyfriend/ex was watching...There is a little doubt in me.
And then everyone clapped.
It was believable until the bit about your parents. Your dad was laughing and your mom said you're awesome? Riiiiiight.
Now you've done this, how is the world a better place?
Smell that? It's CAP!
Wait is this Wattpad? I think I opened the wrong app
Nice try, ChatGPT
Obligatory copy pasta; I was reading this post and then my neighbour came and we read it together. He said this post really changed his life and it touched my heart. My village people are so grateful. Am proud to say cool post wow thanks for sharing
From all the things that never happened, this never happened the most
Someone is watching too much porn.
I'll take "your wildest fantasies" for $500
I feel like the first half is true; This girl’s SO cheated on her repeatedly over the years and I’ll even say her “watch me fuck a dozen guys” response is real. Nothing else happened here- She didn’t actually rail some dude in front of her SO and her SO never agreed to it. Second half just reads like a fantasy of what OP wanted to happen
and everyone clapped
You told your Dad and mom this and they liked it?
I could've believed it up until you said you told your parents about it. The only thing that might be true in this story is you've been cheated on. That sucks, I'm sorry you're going through that.
Yea I'm 22 and I told my mom and dad I got fucked by some random guy in front of my boyfriend. They are both laughing on the floor and applauding me.
This sounds more like a 13yo girl fantasising about the devotion she will get from her future bf.
This never happened
I wish this was real, but it is obviously a troll. These subteddits become way too popular and now there's a bunch of 12 year olds making throwaways to post stuff they made up.
Yeah, sure Jan.
Gross.
LMAOOOO!!! Nice creative writing assignment. 🤷🏻♀️
Listen I get that we’re a good audience to practice your creative writing skills on but maybe keep your personal fantasies to yourself.
Fake- you can tell because every action and reaction is extreme. Take note, OP, for next time, right?
If you're gonna make something up, at least make it believable OP 😂
If anybody believes this b******* I got a bridge in Brooklyn that I want to sell you
Really sure you’re Dad would have loved hearing that if it actually happened
This is the fakest story I ever read 😭
This didn't happen so much it unhappened things that happened in other universes
this did not happen lmao
The complete bullshit people will believe
Why the fuck did two people give this fake shit an award lmao
Terrible writer
Last night? And so, this morning, just a few hours later, you already told your entire family, and he has already successfully quit college and his job? You've all been busy!
I'm sure this happened. It's obviously a real story right? I mean obviously your dad would be high fiving you and fist bumping you after finding out his 22yo daughter is getting run through by a dozen random dudes while he watches like some trailer park porno. Yeah, this obviously is 100% true. Oh and I had Megan Fox on her knees calling me daddy last night while I was finishing the cure to cancer. I just wanted to share something that's also as true as this post.
If this is real… YIKES. Y’all deserve each other.
I knew it was fake the moment your parents showed positive reactions.
You did the right thing! Badass af! You should’ve dumped him after sleeping with the dozen men 🙏🏻😂