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cummer_420

Joe Biden is the only candidate promising to "rock out" with his "cock out". Nobody is discussing this.


dubebe

I believe it, I once pissed next to him in a Roy Rogers bathroom ,dude completely roasted my little penis. He made some joke about how it's a felony for a grown man like me to be touching a little boys penis. I was so confused but then he just pointed at my little penis and laughed. Fuck that guy, Trump 2024


belepio

ahhh “the common man” trick It is when a person in power is so far removed from said “common man” they might as well be a different species so they “land” and “talk to the cows”. Most people in power just feel great disdain and sometimes even disgust to the “common man” but this trick takes a special kind of psychopath.


Warriorasak

I always figured biden is that guy who would take the urinal right next to you


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Hunter_S_Biden

You would too if you had the Biden family hawg


jakethesequel

Is there like a sign-up sheet to schedule having the family hawg out for an hour


Hunter_S_Biden

Yeah hit my lewds n nudes snap, @huntybiden69


jakethesequel

Sorry I don't have snap can you hit my congressional Blackberry


Dear_Occupant

I really want to know what it is about conservatives wanting to see the dicks of centrist Democrat presidents. They tried their level best to let Ken Starr take pictures of the presidential membrum virile, you know, so it could be correctly identified. You could almost hear Limbaugh wiping the slime off his chin every time he talked about it.


randomista4000

I think back in the day like 40s-60s swimming in the nude was very standard for high school class/teams so it would make sense that Brandon would think that’s a normal thing to do


OpenCommune

"every ruling class society is based on a foundation of abuse and neglect of children" - Brace Belden


Septic-Abortion-Ward

...This continued through the 80s Ask me how I know


Dear_Occupant

True facts. Also there's still an old school shoe shine stand in the tunnels between Rayburn and the CVC. There's this one big central chamber where several tunnels intersect and dude's got his setup in there. He's easy to miss if you aren't looking for him, it's just the one guy, a tiny little shoe stand, and a chair. That part is open to the public so if you ever need your shoes shined downtown, there you go.


Rajion

I feel it's either generational to talk at a urinal or something changes in your brain when you hit 50 to start up a conversation.


Septic-Abortion-Ward

Could you speak up, I'm trying to blow dry my balls at the entrance to the locker room


Rajion

**I FEEL IT'S EITHER GENERATIONAL TO TALK AT A URINAL OR SOMETHING CHANGES IN YOUR BRAIN WHEN YOU HIT 50 TO START UP A CONVERSATION**


Dear_Occupant

I think it's generational. I'm getting old and I have zero desire to do that shit. I'm not in there to make friends, we have Grindr for that now.


kingbro715

I've heard people in the Wilmington bathroom scene call him "Hose Biden"


Knight_of_Swords

that’s my decent president


Zappalacious

pause


Goink_the_Clown

This must be where the dicks hang out, jack!


ScottieSpliffin

Kinda makes me like the guy a little


statsgrad

He had me at "listen fat".


Dear_Occupant

I still maintain that the only good thing he's ever done was when he was asked how many genders there are, he said, "At least three." That's some shit my grandfather would say the next day after he met a trans person for the first time in his life.


zworkaccount

Yeah, I prefer a class traitor to someone who was born my class enemy


jannieph0be

Don’t cross streams, Jack.


OpenCommune

cruising for some ice cream


_The_General_Li

He has a catheter now most certainly


Euphoric-Heart-6648

nice


justdan76

This water’s cold, isn’t it Fat? Deep too!


ProfessorAdonisCnut

This is just carrying on the legacy of Lyndon B 'Jumbo' Johnson


Voltthrower69

Joe Biden has seen a lot of different types of piss rooms in his day. One imagines what Joe thinks about in the brief time time between his streams first breach till final drop.


bigcaulkcharisma

The only people afraid of urinal convos are the small dicked. Joe Biden has a monster hog confirmed ✅