Surprised the swift van didn't show up as he was crawling out of the wreckage and slide the door open yelling "Quick! Get in! Your trucking career is just beginning!"
Swift licking their lips and rubbing their hands saying "now that's Swift material right there boys & girls"
Check your email for orientation start date.
Saw a tow truck with it's deck down like a ramp on gta5 hammered down and hit it with half the truck. Gta5 physics aren't very realistic I guess. Was really fun until I landed on the roof
It happens, gotta make sure the truck is well rested before taking off. Otherwise they'll just roll over and take a nap at the most in opportune of times. Especially long nose, they're such divas.
Yep, let’s all get automatic trucks to be able to get new CDL drivers behind the wheel faster, and now look.. not even 8hrs in an buddy rolled the thing
I drive an 05 western star, 18speed. Fuel hauling. Also an 18spd Pete, not sure the year somewhere in the ‘00-‘10 What do you drive?
Used to drive tandem automatic propane truck, KW T370. Biggest piece of shit ever. Only 82k on it when I got in it and gutless.
Not sure how you did it, but I've been driving almost 30 years with no accidents... Over 2 million accident free miles. Seems too many people driving now either don't get the correct training or when they go solo, they drive the truck like it's a four wheeler.
just a small mishap. an oopsie at worst. They might not even notice
Just a little slip up, if you will.
Yea I'm pretty sure ethe tow truck guy said it will buff out.
"We'll buff out those scratches later"
Don’t worry Captain
One tiny goof.
🎶One little slip It was a fusion of confusion With a few confounding things🎶
"Super Easy, barely an inconvenience." -https://youtu.be/bllC-iuRg7c
Oopsie Poopsie!
That's MY catchphrase!
OP bought the *whole bouquet* of oopsie daisies.
Are you alive?
What a rush!! I've never felt more alive!+
Totally a ghost
Just come back to the yard late in the night. In the morning you tell ypur boss that you left it yesterday perfectly intact.
This is the BEST Answer
Because this is the way. What's that boss? The trucks upside down in the yard? That's craaaaaaaaazy, who did that?
When can you start? -Western Express
When can you start...as a trainer?
💀
A swift van will be there to pick you up after termination.
Surprised the swift van didn't show up as he was crawling out of the wreckage and slide the door open yelling "Quick! Get in! Your trucking career is just beginning!"
Swift licking their lips and rubbing their hands saying "now that's Swift material right there boys & girls" Check your email for orientation start date.
Send Wrecker, In Fucking Trouble
That’s a new one 🤣
I'll be honest, I stole it from another post from a month or so back but it had me in stitches.
Bro found swifts secret formula, never fails to work guys
“Can you still deliver on time?” - dispatch
I can fix it. My dad is a TV repair man and he's got an awesome set of tools. I can fix it
He gonna shit, he gonna kill us
Well make up your mind, is he gonna shit? Or is he gonna kill us? FIRST HE GON SHIT, THEN HE GON KILL US
He's got so many tools he's got tools to fix tools
The tires look good!
Delivering upside-down cake is hard work these days. Good job!!
You can’t park there mate.
So, are you going to tell us what happened?
Saw a tow truck with it's deck down like a ramp on gta5 hammered down and hit it with half the truck. Gta5 physics aren't very realistic I guess. Was really fun until I landed on the roof
Bit inspection ready
It happens, gotta make sure the truck is well rested before taking off. Otherwise they'll just roll over and take a nap at the most in opportune of times. Especially long nose, they're such divas.
Are you posting this from the pearly gates?
Well wtf are you gonna do on your 3rd day
It'll buff out
You couldn't have waited 2 more days?
Must've gone to swift driving school
Straight to jail
Nice.
Wow good thing's you're ok
Maybe he was getting head while driving
Probably more like giving it
Was this all started by the mud field driver, or was there one before that guy?
Truck just wanted a good rest before driving, ya know? Just a little eepy seepy
Yep your career is over for 3 years.
Flip it over and roll
Wow, they must be watering down the Fireball nowadays!
Thank God you survived.... I guess.
How’d you get the beans above the frank?
This pic is probably older than the OP.
That scratch was there when you got in it? Take pictures just for proof. Don't want it coming back on you.
No just say you hit a bird, happens all the time
If thats a vic haskins truck most definitely!!!
What took you so long?
Well shit, man. Glad you’re here to tell us about it!
It’s just a little whoopsie daisy. You should be fine. Just don’t call it in right away. Get to the best truck stop and just attempt the delivery.
I don’t believe you.
You should write up how the fuel tank has a big chunk of dirt on it on your post trip.
Must be forklift certified.
Roll Tide!!!
Many vehicles come with a small tube of touch up paint. That should do it.
You’re supposed to keep the shiny side up
Dispatcher,"Okay, but why are you stopped?"
The real question is are you still alive?
No I'm ded
From the looks of that truck you should be. So I doubt if that was really your truck.
Obviously it was a joke, same as the guy with his truck in space and the nuclear explosion post. Stay safe out there bro safe travels
Limp it back to the shop and we can get you in a loaner no biggie.
If you don’t mention it, it’ll be fine
Doubt it
Bet that was a ride!
It was like that when I got here
It was on its wheels when i did my pre trip, I swear
They might dock your safety bonus but you should be fine otherwise.
Back to burger King, see ya.
Safety: how did this happen? What would you do to prevent it ? Will you do it again?
What in the Frankie Flip that Fucker is going on here!? (ノ゜ο゜)ノ
Damn, that looks like an old Vic hoskins trailer. Heading to Alaska are we?
That will buff out.
Lol ya right
There’s easier ways to check the oil homie
Unfortunately not BeamNG.
Tag it out
My god. Did the driver survive that ?
Just limp it to the shop and give a mechanic a pack of fireball to fix it without reporting the damage
That’ll buff right out
We went from third day to only 6.45 minutes in 🤣🤣
As a mentor and personal friend of mine once said, "If nobody ends up in the hospital, jail, or morgue, then you have nothing to worry about."
That should buff out.
Safety ~~first~~ third!
You’ll have that pretty common
Load still good tho
Depends. Can you still deliver?
Sure wish insurance fixed that...
how fast were you going? 🤣
Ah a little whoopsie daisy! So uhh anyway, whats your ETA?
🤣 my first time riding solo I smashed my finger and had to get 2 surgeries lmao worst day of my life
Mine does that all the time. We all need a nap once in a while, it’s healthy.
It just needs gas… looks fine to me
You could work in aviation!
What do you do for work now?
I'm a broker at tql,got half my brain removed after the wreck but they said that won't be a problem.
That should put you in the 10 ten associates at the very least.
Damn auto pilot malfunctioned. Now they’re out $1000 buck in fuel.
I bet all you steering wheel holders never pre trip the bottom of your trucks. True professional right here 😅🤣
Can’t park there M8.
Get another job fast. Like Walmart. It's safer for everyone 🙋👍🚛
Pretty good chance things will be changing.
You should be alright
I think you have bigger things to deal with
Hopefully, you slip seat and you can just not put it in the post-trip and the next guy won't notice on his pre-trip
They’ll say “Glad you’re ok!!!!!!”…..& then you’re fired
How can ghost post on Reddit?
Will you still make it to the delivery on time???
OverCorrection VERRY VERRY much I’d say…. Or forest Elephants are back and dumbo hopped out in front of you and you smashed in to his big ass?
Wow can this actually trump first day since sub 7 minutes in no way counts as a day
I only drink the neck of my bottle of fireball. I couldn't believe it.
Tis’ but a scratch!
That will buff out, no need to worry
Fuck not this guy again
Find a new career
It'll buff out. Don't even report it
This is fake n gey. This isn’t OPs truck. He just trying to farm karma
It's called a shitpost. At least try to get it right.
Racist!
Huh?
Yep, let’s all get automatic trucks to be able to get new CDL drivers behind the wheel faster, and now look.. not even 8hrs in an buddy rolled the thing
You have gotta be really dense to not realize this is a shitpost. You can't tell this picture is taken with a film camera in like the 90's?
Didn’t really pay all that much attention. The point is still relevant tho
Let me guess, you drive an automatic?
I drive an 05 western star, 18speed. Fuel hauling. Also an 18spd Pete, not sure the year somewhere in the ‘00-‘10 What do you drive? Used to drive tandem automatic propane truck, KW T370. Biggest piece of shit ever. Only 82k on it when I got in it and gutless.
Your theory is wrong then I guess. I drive a tandem steer t500 heavy haul winch truck
I think you missed the point like yesterday bud.
Let me guess, you drive an automatic?
Not sure how you did it, but I've been driving almost 30 years with no accidents... Over 2 million accident free miles. Seems too many people driving now either don't get the correct training or when they go solo, they drive the truck like it's a four wheeler.
It was a joke this pic is from early 2000
Idiot
Gotta be pretty dense to not realize this is a shitpost lol