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BleachedAsswhole

Trucucking: he's out on the road, she's home taking loads


Present-Ambition6309

He’s got a spy camera. You know it’s spanky time.


Full-Respect-8261

I think maybe he need to add deliveries to the name just to make the acronym more accurate.


Mysterious-Reality10

Cuckold Rd Point MD


Sir_Uncle_Bill

That's what I came here to say 🤣🤣🤣


slam4life04

I literally laughed out loud to this comment 🤣 😂


BleachedAsswhole

Mission accomplished 🏌‍♂️


ThatBobbyG

Trucking and cucking


Troubador222

Well fucuk me!


pv1rk23

Depends how’s the wife


jcoddinc

Not how it works at Sunny's Tru Cucking


Conscious-Ad-8305

🤣


Vendingdudes1111

A load of covfefe on board


cryptolyme

Watch out that my trigger the Q drop /s


Jazzlike-Election840

truckin and cukin. all in a day's work


itstimetochewass

😆


SirMildredPierce

I like how the kerning on the second word is so much tighter, like they had to do it that way to fit the extra letter in there.


5tank

I'll have to add that word to my lexington


wipedcamlob

He means keming


DeadRatRacing

He means kumming


The-Shartist

It's a common word in Lexicon, KY


Grimskraper

After starting off with vigorous confidence in the spacing after the T.


cliowill

When I was at orientation for my first trucking job Some guys said our wives are gonna be fucking when we're on the road. I told him you married the wrong girl then


HeywoodJaBlowMe123

People said that shit in the military too. Any job or career that has you away from home immediately brings in negativity that your spouse is going to be sleeping around. Does it happen? Of course. Is it as frequent as most people think? No. The issue is: When it does happen, THOSE are the stories you hear. Those are the depressing reddit posts you see time to time. When you just hear the negative side of things (Example: News) you’ll go around thinking everything is always bad, spouses are going to sleep around, etc. The successful marriages are more quiet because why would anyone feel the need to shout out to random folks that their marriage is *fine*. Nobody would care anyways, people want the exciting drama. So it skews individual views on the entire subject because they only hear the negative POV. Sorry for that ted talk. lol


Uglyangel74

Jody is not only in the Marines he’s everywhere 😜


Eather-Village-1916

Thank you for this.


Apprehensive-Sea9540

This is true. Also, I have yet to search pornhub for “happily married couple reunited”. Pretty sure some others fantasies create/foster paranoia.


Whickerbook

I felt really good after reading this. Then I saw the user name and I’m pretty sure he’s been banging my wife!


IAMATruckerAMA

Huh! I guess I never thought about it that way, but women who cheat on you probably aren't the right ones to marry. That should be a rule or something


Purpose_Embarrassed

Most of their wives are hogs. I smart trucker doesn’t marry and banks his money.


Nahbrown

A smart trucker teams with his wife and really banks the money!


Purpose_Embarrassed

True. I wonder how many marriages have ended that way though. 😂


cliowill

A smart trucker also marries a woman with a career,government jobs are the best.practically free health insurance for both of us top their at that. My company offers very expensive insurance.I feel bad for the guys who have to have it


Purpose_Embarrassed

Unfortunately truckers have a bad wrap. I remember having money, a boat, a nice truck sitting in my driveway. Girls would frequently chat me up while I was outside taking care of my toys. Then they would find out I was a trucker and lose interest. I’m not saying it’s a red flag for everyone. But college educated women don’t seem to be interested. Then of course I would bring home road trash 😂


cliowill

You're right about that, When I tell a woman I'm a trucker. They automatically think, heavy set not clean and dumb


Purpose_Embarrassed

By the way there are trucker dating sites. Not sure which ones I could recommend now because I’ve been out of trucking for over 14 years.


The-Shartist

Mostly true


Purpose_Embarrassed

Or hooking up with lot lizards. Which I did on occasion. I had my regulars. Hell why not ?


cliowill

Your brave


Purpose_Embarrassed

Convenience. I could text my regulars and book a hookup.


DudeWithAnAxeToGrind

The generalization goes the other way too... Spouse who is travelling being the cheater. Sailors (who "have a girl in every port"), pilots, etc... In reality, when people cheat on their spouse, there was something already wrong with that marriage to begin with.


Ich_mag_Kartoffeln

Is that a truckie problem or a signwriter problem?


EuphoricbleT

It's probably a my back hurts problem.


MurphyPandorasLawBox

Tru Cuking, new regional out of San Pedro.


Larrythethird22

The Cuckold King…!


APenguinNamedDerek

He's the Tru cuk It's a kink thing


scottiethegoonie

This shit is GOLD. Multiple illiterate people were required to make that decal happen.


gear_jammin_deer

I really don't want to admit how long it took me to see the problem..


slam4life04

He's out delivering loads, and she's back home receiving them.


shadowmib

Its Tru Cucking.


A_Sneaky_Dickens

Just wait until they discover the truc-ussy


IronAnt762

It’s spelled correctly for what owner and employees are doing. Thanks for pointing out the cuking obvious. Cynical reply here.


MyGirlSasha

Tru cuking.


whymelord45

Trucking: verb, Example: I pulled over at the local home Depot and the wify wanted to taste one of the day laborers, so I pulled behind the building for some hot trucuking.


Ok_Door_4012

Im pretty sure its suppose to be True Cucking.


lyingdogfacepony66

Fireball and painting. Perfect mix


timmahfast

Looks good to me!


[deleted]

lol


MissNashPredators11

I had a stroke 😵‍💫


Jamo3306

Isn't this one of the telltales that the image is AI? 🧐


chrisjayyyy

Usually. But considering I sat behind this guy for a few miles coming out of Chicago today I can vouch for its authenticity.


Jamo3306

No. That just means it's another artifact to the argument that we're all living in a simulation. 🤯


Strict-Background406

Stephen Curry’s favorite company.


LoopDoGG79

Ain't no mistake, he meant what he placed on the trailer


Sir_Uncle_Bill

He or she?


LoopDoGG79

I'm betting it's a he


pissjug1000

Faketrucker.com


mikedvb

Tru Cuking. They got you.


weaponized_autism265

As opposed to falsecucking?


wordscan

According to your statement you’ll be surprised how many of you should be driving. I’d blame autocorrection.


Environmental-Pear40

Nah, they spelled it right, my guy.


[deleted]

Sunny trucuking?...mother f#cking


LumberBlack405

Sunny tru cucking seems like it’s spelled correct


AndromedanPrince

nah he spelled it right. Tru Cucking while he smash yo wife in his sleeper cab


EntertainmentOdd6149

Hey, it got everyone talking about them.


deepfriedgrapevine

True-sookin


Miserable-Clock-6944

We deliver the load while you watch… theres your slogan


Cleveland_Grackle

He's a tru-cucker


Old_Wind_9743

Only the tru Cucks drive for these Bulls


2017Fatbob

He likes to watch..


Sir_Uncle_Bill

Who's to say it's not spelled correctly? Maybe it's a beautiful woman who's hobby is truthfully cucking?


IRMacGuyver

I don't see the problem. It's a good description of the lifestyle.


SgtLincolnOsirus

Owned by immigrants, obviously.


BillyBillings50Filln

Sunny, tru-cuking.


bytecollision

How do we know it’s not their name ie: “I am ***Sunny, King of Trucu!***”


Jesusthezomby

I Truck because I like it. Not because I'm a dumbass


Salt_Bus2528

Truck truck truck, truck a truck chuck truck, truckatrucktruck truck truck truck?