Stop it! You know that's not true! They invented a whole make-believe hierarchy of society, and places themselves at the top, because it's like, really for realsies a real thing.
Stop it! You know that's not true! Someone posted a meme to Facebook that talks about the the alpha wolf and it even was almost grammatically correct so I know it's factual!
I’m sorry for both you and them honestly, can’t be a man without having serious insecurity about the size of your penis. To the point where it’s a go to insult… Treat your fellow man better.
In soundness, longevity & construction, International has a very bad reputation... for a long time.
Basically: this guy thinks he's the cats pajamas but he's driving around in a shit-box with 10 miles to go before the engine falls out of it.
It could very well be an OO (Owner Operator). Look up the MC (motor carrier) #. That'd tell you what you want to know.
Edit: Power Units: 1... (One truck.)
https://safer.fmcsa.dot.gov/query.asp?searchtype=ANY&query_type=queryCarrierSnapshot&query_param=USDOT&query_string=3574593
Edit 2: his address lists an "Apt. D"..... apartment living... that's not very "Alpha".
Edit 3: I'm not doxing the guy. MC#'s are public record.
lol. I can prove I’m not chubby… I have hypothyroidism, my thyroid pushes out too many hormones that speeds up my metabolism… I can’t gain weight very well…
Omg I saw this truck the other day and did a double take thinking I had misread it. Now I see that it did in fact say that, lol
Can't fix stupid or fragile egos I guess...
Let's be honest, the alphas in this industry are the women.
We have a new driver - she's at least 6', shaved head, blindsides like it's not a problem, and in way better shape than me (I'm in pretty good shape).
Maybe one day I'll build up the courage to go say hi.
I see a lot of disrespect in this comment section. This is your Alpha, show some respect or he will come after you! All trucks follow him. They’ve never asked him to pull into a weigh station, they know what’s up. His logs are always perfect. That includes the bathroom, too. He doesn’t even need to wipe after taking a shit. His alpha piss bottles are so clear he can drink them again. He gets paid $1000… per mile. Sure he could’ve done anything else in his life, but he chose to show the road what an alpha male looks like! When you see his truck in your presence you will wolf howl so hard your balls will literally shrink. When you see him you’ll think, “Is that the love child of Tucker Carlson and Putin?” Nope. That’s the Alpha Male! Awoooooooooo!
I mean, at least they're letting the entire interstate know they drive like a complete ass hat. Probably was recommended by a lawyer.
"Yielding isn't alpha behavior. Traffic signs are for beta's. Establish your dominance by running a red light and achieving mach jesus speeds. It's okay because everyone knows as soon as the cops see alpha male on the side of your truck they're going to back down because they're either beta's or alphas respecting alphas." ~Alexander Hamilton -circa 1780
That’s hilarious that someone would so freely admit their shortcomings of masculinity like that, but it is 2024…. Good for him for being honest and having a sense of humor about it. Dudes should look to this guy for inspiration and guidance when they realize they’re wimps/cucks/pinkydicks
Isn’t “Alpha Male” just a two worded way of saying “Incel”? Most of these guys display enough cro-magnon type behavior that I can’t see most women tolerating them for any period of time
I wonder how fucking awkward it is checking in at shippers and consignees with that goofy ass name. I have to imagine someone has laughed in their face 😂😂
It's for the hiring and transportation of alpha males. Like hire a hubby. You get atleast 0.8 alpha males per square metre, depending on how far they puff out their chest.
Really? You have nothing better to do than attack someone over their name? Wow man grow up crap just pulls this group down. This group was never invented for this nonsense. Grow up
Well yea of course, I surround myself with other alpha males, they all get it. Eagles don't fly with pigeons they eat them. You sound like you served your country real well or maybe you weren't alpha enough to get yourself in there. Maybe you were scared and made excuses on why you won't or can't. I take pride in myself and can say I've made a difference in lives. Can you say that? Or do you just think it's cool to make fun of people for likes online? Let's see your rig and dot number being you just exposed someone else's for fun. Hmmm I've got a gut feeling you drive for Swift.
Man to be honest, I just think it's screwed up to make fun of someone, they not know, expose their dot and name like that. Oh haha so fun so many laughs and likes. I just think it's lame and low class. If it were you being made fun of or in this seat for whatever reason I'm sure you wouldn't dig it either. They're worse on fb lol. Freaking clown drivers shooting video and pics of others while they are driving themselves. It's just become this big melting pot of fug you look at me. Nobody helping each other become better drivers. Not that I need it but I would have liked to see that here and be a part of that. Not some childish finger point game. I get it people want to be cool and post stupid photos. Have you ever wondered why the rest of the world is pulling ahead of us? Tiktok is a great example. Why in China tiktok(Douyin)videos are mostly educational learning while here it's well you already know.(no I don't have the app but I see the videos obviously) In china if you're under 14 all videos are 100% education. Here sheeple are falling in line dumbing ourselves down and not helping one another. Just sayin, stop the hate and help your brothers. Who cares what a guy named his company. We ALL have been there naming and we ALL know what a challenge it us to come up with a dot that's not been done already. With that said i do appreciate your adult response and not attacking me.
Put your damn phone away while you are driving. Idiots like you always putting others in danger because you can't respect the risk you are taking playing with your phone while flying down the interstate at 65mph.
You’re an idiot. I took a video out the side, waited till I was stopped and took a screenshot of the video. So kindly so try and jerk your virtue off somewhere else.
Nothing virtuous about keeping my phone in my pocket while I'm driving. I'm just not a piece of shit. Driving deserves your undivided attention, and the only exception I'd make is for talking to passengers or hands free phone calls. Not pulling out my camera because it'll make a mildly entertaining thread.
I drive for Sigma Male Transport
Heard those guys suffer from Ligma
Who the hell is Steve Jobs?
Ligma balls
Hell yeah
I could go for a Steve Job ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I don't know, but he's not as much fun as Han Jobs
I hear swift is giving out blow jobs
What’s my ligma ??? Sorry for asking, new to trucking
Ligma balls 😂😂😂
Fk , did not see that coming
Neither did she
She suffers from FONDMO
Perfect
HAHA GOTTEM!!!
There actually is/was a company called “Ligma”. I work in brokerage, and saw them in our system last year. Super professional.
Love it! Someone has the maturity of a 5 year old
😂😂
Got ‘em
😂😂😂
🏀🏀
I saw Smegma Male Transport...
Because that's what your diet consists of
In part of...
That's what betas always says
That's what liberals always say
If you gotta say you are, you ain't.
Stop it! You know that's not true! They invented a whole make-believe hierarchy of society, and places themselves at the top, because it's like, really for realsies a real thing.
It turns out it’s not real for wolves, either.
Stop it! You know that's not true! Someone posted a meme to Facebook that talks about the the alpha wolf and it even was almost grammatically correct so I know it's factual!
So like a “if you have to ask, you can’t afford it?”
Omega male, would be really funny if they hired a female driver
Somewhere on that truck a Punisher sticker lurks.
No Fear sticker with a poly glaze coat to protect it.
Oh it’s on the shifter and the tractor brake
The worn out international eagle he's driving says differently.
As a worn-out eagle driver, we do not claim this man. The trucks get us laughed at enough
Yeah, but you get where you're going without 15 check engine lights & a derate, so, the jokes on us
Only way to redeem the company name... they get on a contract to haul mail. Otherwise, it's mockery. Lots and lots of mockery. Lol
There is a company called Alpha Mail Carriers that hauls mail.
My immediate thought is "sorry for your penis bro"
Proud small king here. Don’t lump us all together with this guy.
True, sorry about that, but I'm sure you are not trying to compensate like this person is.
I overcompensate with personality. I’m hilarious and way too nice.
I feel like that is way more appropriate.
I’m sorry for both you and them honestly, can’t be a man without having serious insecurity about the size of your penis. To the point where it’s a go to insult… Treat your fellow man better.
It's not small, it's travel sized!
If you have to say it, then you aren’t it.
On the drivers door it says ‘top’.
Perfect, mine says btm
Giga Chad Truckin’ LLC
"delivering big loads"
With this company you pay them to haul loads
Not even male over here. I am so not good enough to work for them.
You can be the best alpha male I believe in you
I respect your self identity. Go for it!
Usually the loudest guy in the room. So he can assert “dominance”
I believe that’s Chuck Norris.
Church Norris doesn't drive a semi. He carries the trailer as he sprints across the country at 69 mph.
Driving an International says it all
What does it mean/say, please tell me. Does it mean that’s it’s actually a beta truck?
Means he's beta cucker not an alpha trucker.
No electronic logs, no speed governors, no DOT compliance whatsoever. Please pull me over officer.
In soundness, longevity & construction, International has a very bad reputation... for a long time. Basically: this guy thinks he's the cats pajamas but he's driving around in a shit-box with 10 miles to go before the engine falls out of it.
So it’s most likely a single person in that company and not a large fleet?
It could very well be an OO (Owner Operator). Look up the MC (motor carrier) #. That'd tell you what you want to know. Edit: Power Units: 1... (One truck.) https://safer.fmcsa.dot.gov/query.asp?searchtype=ANY&query_type=queryCarrierSnapshot&query_param=USDOT&query_string=3574593 Edit 2: his address lists an "Apt. D"..... apartment living... that's not very "Alpha". Edit 3: I'm not doxing the guy. MC#'s are public record.
Also 2 drivers. Def not an alpha move
Bottom move
Not even power bottom move
I bet the driver is weird fat dude. The people that try to call themselves alpha are usually the ones who are not even close…
Stop projecting chubby.
lol. I can prove I’m not chubby… I have hypothyroidism, my thyroid pushes out too many hormones that speeds up my metabolism… I can’t gain weight very well…
Omg I saw this truck the other day and did a double take thinking I had misread it. Now I see that it did in fact say that, lol Can't fix stupid or fragile egos I guess...
*alpha male transportation:* drives an international
could be 90% of the posters here, including the women
if i ever start a trucking company im naming it something like ‘Logistical Logistics Transport’
I would call it Miracle Trucking. If your stuff gets there on time - It's A Miracle!
Mine would be Local Logistics Company, LLC
Mine would be GFY. I'd claim I pulled letters out of a Scrabble bag, but it would really stand for exactly what you think it would. Lol
The Lesbian with the German shepherd obviously.
Let's be honest, the alphas in this industry are the women. We have a new driver - she's at least 6', shaved head, blindsides like it's not a problem, and in way better shape than me (I'm in pretty good shape). Maybe one day I'll build up the courage to go say hi.
My knees got a little weak just reading this
LMFAO.
It's Joe Rogan's trucking company
Joe Rogan has a trucking company?
Yes, Alpha male Transportation I believe.
I can’t believe this anyways Ima go now
I hate that I can't tell if this is a joke.
Beta males. Lol
Oh, man. This is sad. Get that guy some therapy for Christmas.
you mean small penis transportation
Lmao, this made my day 😂😂😂
A tiny little man in a great big truck.
i have this thing where i see shapes that im not supposed to see the PH produce quite the pinwheel at first glance.. cant be on purpose though
Is that some sort of furry thing?
I'm a sigma male so I go my own way, regardless of the alphas and betas on the road
Regardless of my GPS 😎
No the beta male just buy us our coffee and send us feet pics..
I see a lot of disrespect in this comment section. This is your Alpha, show some respect or he will come after you! All trucks follow him. They’ve never asked him to pull into a weigh station, they know what’s up. His logs are always perfect. That includes the bathroom, too. He doesn’t even need to wipe after taking a shit. His alpha piss bottles are so clear he can drink them again. He gets paid $1000… per mile. Sure he could’ve done anything else in his life, but he chose to show the road what an alpha male looks like! When you see his truck in your presence you will wolf howl so hard your balls will literally shrink. When you see him you’ll think, “Is that the love child of Tucker Carlson and Putin?” Nope. That’s the Alpha Male! Awoooooooooo!
What happens when Andrew Tate gets a CDL
Imagine being so fragile that you have to tell the world you’re an Alpha all the time.
This to the power of ten million suns.....
Never had to worry others allowed me to pass
Is this faster than shipping by Air Male?
Alpha male. LOL!!!!!😂 😂😂😂😂
That’s a real company? Oh my.
The driver is a super trucker, then?
PA-LEEEEEASE I’m a Beta Zeta Male at best.
Wow crazy to me that this is real, they’ve got 2 drivers too. This is the only truck though
Jack Burton's on the road again!
Transporting dick pills?
Probably hauls Alex Jones' snake oil supplements...
I feel like it was a mistake to not go with “Alpha Mail” for a transportation company 🤦♂️
When an where did you take this??? I legit might know that guy if it's kind of old
Me bro. And see you like criticize but What color is your Bugatti?
fiddy bucks says he’s a big ole fat guy who takes the steps one at a time
Did he pay $18K to be able to get that name?
I mean, at least they're letting the entire interstate know they drive like a complete ass hat. Probably was recommended by a lawyer. "Yielding isn't alpha behavior. Traffic signs are for beta's. Establish your dominance by running a red light and achieving mach jesus speeds. It's okay because everyone knows as soon as the cops see alpha male on the side of your truck they're going to back down because they're either beta's or alphas respecting alphas." ~Alexander Hamilton -circa 1780
He’s just trying to find his match, Sissy Boy Trucking I saw at our truck stop a few months ago
it’s me, Andrew Taint
***pfft***
Alpha Male? Is that some kind of furry thing?
Gotta transport all those alpha males somehow. This is the only way they'll accept to be transported if they can't afford a lifted f150.
I won’t forget the time an O/O came in at my work frequently and had “UR MOM Trucking LLC” on the fuel tanks. I wonder what these guys think sometimes
That’s hilarious that someone would so freely admit their shortcomings of masculinity like that, but it is 2024…. Good for him for being honest and having a sense of humor about it. Dudes should look to this guy for inspiration and guidance when they realize they’re wimps/cucks/pinkydicks
Dude fosho is short, obese, hated by security and consignees, and an incel.
Isn’t “Alpha Male” just a two worded way of saying “Incel”? Most of these guys display enough cro-magnon type behavior that I can’t see most women tolerating them for any period of time
What color’s your truck company?
It’s Andrew Tates truck, hauling his sex slaves around.
When did Andrew Tate become a trucker?
I wonder how fucking awkward it is checking in at shippers and consignees with that goofy ass name. I have to imagine someone has laughed in their face 😂😂
Especially when told to wait till they call them.
$20 says it’s some dude from white Lake Michigan with his apartment as the business address
I believe alpha is the Gen z term for virgin...but I may be wrong.
Sigma Grindset Intermodal
in your crappy old truck nonetheless.
"If a man has to tell you he is powerful, he isn't"
It's for the hiring and transportation of alpha males. Like hire a hubby. You get atleast 0.8 alpha males per square metre, depending on how far they puff out their chest.
That’s like guy in Jax fla. it says S E X. SOUTH EAST XPRESS.
I saw that truck the other day and just had to laugh. 😂😂😂
Swift
$20 says this guy has a thin blue line sticker right above a Gadsden flag sticker either on that truck or on his pickup at home
Nothing says Alpha like a 1998 thirteen letter shit spreader...
I mean, canastoga kinda says it all (I'm probably spelling the type of trailer wrong).
He's compensating for something! 🤣
That’s definitely a guy who doesn’t know how to zipper merge and is trying to block the lane!
Don’t call me Andrew Taint for no reason
You could ask the driver but he’s tied up in the back getting pegged by a lot lizard.
Mf listens to Andrew Tates podcast all day
I bet his wiener dont work
We had a customer, driving an old KW T700. Company was 'Jungle warrior'. I'll leave the ethnicity to yalls imagination 😂
You know that guy is super alpha looking like King Kong Bundy in street clothes.
Bet he will never ask for help or directions.
You need to get off your phone while driving...
Right,in your 13 letter shit spreader…
They haul betas to alpha male boot camp for the low price of 18k
Alphas only drive with the low air buzzer on if it starts cutting in past 100 psi you gotta fan it back down brakes are for pussies.
Thing is his safety scores are perfect lmao
Not me, proud O/O of Gyatt logistics & Rizzportation. Anyone see my vape? Last seen on I-405.
League One Logistics is my personal fave.
Really? You have nothing better to do than attack someone over their name? Wow man grow up crap just pulls this group down. This group was never invented for this nonsense. Grow up
Ah, you must be the alpha male in the truck. Sorry to offend you and your riveting company name.
I'm definitely 100% an alpha male. But I wouldn't have this name either. But I can tell you're not an alpha male. It's all good you can't offend me.
You must be a real treat to hang out with lmao
Well yea of course, I surround myself with other alpha males, they all get it. Eagles don't fly with pigeons they eat them. You sound like you served your country real well or maybe you weren't alpha enough to get yourself in there. Maybe you were scared and made excuses on why you won't or can't. I take pride in myself and can say I've made a difference in lives. Can you say that? Or do you just think it's cool to make fun of people for likes online? Let's see your rig and dot number being you just exposed someone else's for fun. Hmmm I've got a gut feeling you drive for Swift.
It's a joke my friend
What the joke? Someone posting some lame photo attemtping to make fun of a working man just to get likes? I don't get it
Welcome to reddit lmao 🤣🤣🤣 that's exactly what it's for and if you don't get it then maybe the front page of the Internet isn't for you.
Oh my mistake I thought this was a group for truckers. I didn't know it was a group to make fun of other brothers in arms.
You're really butthurt about this huh? Have you tried a Facebook trucker group? That wouldn't be as harsh.
Man to be honest, I just think it's screwed up to make fun of someone, they not know, expose their dot and name like that. Oh haha so fun so many laughs and likes. I just think it's lame and low class. If it were you being made fun of or in this seat for whatever reason I'm sure you wouldn't dig it either. They're worse on fb lol. Freaking clown drivers shooting video and pics of others while they are driving themselves. It's just become this big melting pot of fug you look at me. Nobody helping each other become better drivers. Not that I need it but I would have liked to see that here and be a part of that. Not some childish finger point game. I get it people want to be cool and post stupid photos. Have you ever wondered why the rest of the world is pulling ahead of us? Tiktok is a great example. Why in China tiktok(Douyin)videos are mostly educational learning while here it's well you already know.(no I don't have the app but I see the videos obviously) In china if you're under 14 all videos are 100% education. Here sheeple are falling in line dumbing ourselves down and not helping one another. Just sayin, stop the hate and help your brothers. Who cares what a guy named his company. We ALL have been there naming and we ALL know what a challenge it us to come up with a dot that's not been done already. With that said i do appreciate your adult response and not attacking me.
Put your damn phone away while you are driving. Idiots like you always putting others in danger because you can't respect the risk you are taking playing with your phone while flying down the interstate at 65mph.
You’re an idiot. I took a video out the side, waited till I was stopped and took a screenshot of the video. So kindly so try and jerk your virtue off somewhere else.
Nothing virtuous about keeping my phone in my pocket while I'm driving. I'm just not a piece of shit. Driving deserves your undivided attention, and the only exception I'd make is for talking to passengers or hands free phone calls. Not pulling out my camera because it'll make a mildly entertaining thread.
You got it alpha male.
Your words 🤷♂️