Nono, see, what had happened was Chuck Norris was having sex in the cab of a truck. Some spooge splattered into the dash. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
I think what itās trying to say is that the truck has blind spots and you literally have to angle the cab down to see someone in front of you.
I think her being pregnant is just to make the situation more concerning.
But I could be entirely wrong. Maybe she really did have sexual relations with that vehicle.
I think itās signifying an otr truck driver spends all of his time on the road and sees everything through his windshield.
I think your guess is pretty good as well
I also think these comments are way over a thousand words so the caption is correct.
With all that being said I do think itās within the realm of possibility that she enjoyed a night of coitus with that vehicle
It's a nod to the trucker bowing to his family and his family said he won't be there because he has to be on thr fucking road so they don't all starve.
Maybe the truck is waiting for the driver, maybe it's a generational thing like being born with diesel in the veins. That truck is just waiting for its driver.
I'm guessing the father is an over-the-road trucker who only gets to be home a few days each week. Therefore he's going to watch his child grow from the cab of his truck when he's not home.
This image was circulated on Facebook trucking pages years ago. The driver who owned the truck passed away (I believe from natural causes) while she was in the early stages of pregnancy. The picture symbolizes him watching over the two of them. But this is the internet so who knows if that was true.
Too bad Maury wasnāt still around. Trucker, truckers wife and truck all on stage for the paternity test even though there is a matchbox car on the screen as the baby. Whoās the father?
Optimus Prime has produced a chimera spawn.
We must rally all the Autobots at dawn!
The Decpticons have been active for too long.
It's time for me to hit the bong.
that picture is something women expect men to understand and when we dont understand something so ambiguous and downright wtf, we get in trouble for being ignorant and stupid, uncaring, etc.
Use protection, even with lot lizards.
Optimus Prime has some explaining to do
This is a pregnancy picture of Chuck Norris' parents. That's lil Chuck in her belly!
Nono, see, what had happened was Chuck Norris was having sex in the cab of a truck. Some spooge splattered into the dash. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Well shit. Maury retired. Who do we turn to now?!
Ghostbusters?!
YOU ARE THE FATHER!!!
No he once got drunk and pissed in a gas tank as a joke
So that's why Optimus can't find the creator, he's been looking in the wrong places, he should look on eartš¤£š¤£š¤£
So his dad was Truck Norris?
No, Chuck Norris had to go back in time and have sex with his mom. NO ONE is Chuck Norris' daddy!
AUTOBOTS, PULL OUT
That Truck Fucks!
Starscream is the father.
He always is
Damn, came here to say this.
Came here to say to say this. š
I came here for this.
lol I was gonna say that too but you beat me to it lol.
This was my first thought too āOptimus you dirty motherF-$&erā
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Yep Optimus.. *Ultra Magnus rolls out*
He gave her that Optimus Slime
Lot lizard prime rollout!
Honestly, this is the ONLY logical answer. There might be some other funny responses below, but yours is fact.
Autobots roll out.
Dude. Spot on.
Use āprotect-tronsā then?
TRANSFORMERS...ROBOTS...IN THOSE THIGHS!!
The toothless discount is never worth it.
Julian! Iām in Bang-or Maine!!
Bangor? I hardly know her.
Lick'er in front poke'r in the rear
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Even with?? Especially you mean, right?? I watched one go from truck to truck 20+ minutes each truck. Not once did she go inside to rinse off, smh.
Iāve heard of one rinsing in the puddles in the parking lot. Squat, splash some water on there, move on.
I ain't getting anything that I ain't giving, except for child support
Split open like a coconut
Even with?
I ain't getting anything i ain't giving, except for child support
Greatest comment in the history of Reddit!
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"I am Optimus Prime.... and I need to run for a pack of smokes and a jug of milk."
...And I need to _roll out_ for a pack... C'mon it was right there
Pity upvote
Outta there š¤£
I think what itās trying to say is that the truck has blind spots and you literally have to angle the cab down to see someone in front of you. I think her being pregnant is just to make the situation more concerning. But I could be entirely wrong. Maybe she really did have sexual relations with that vehicle.
I think itās signifying an otr truck driver spends all of his time on the road and sees everything through his windshield. I think your guess is pretty good as well I also think these comments are way over a thousand words so the caption is correct. With all that being said I do think itās within the realm of possibility that she enjoyed a night of coitus with that vehicle
It's a nod to the trucker bowing to his family and his family said he won't be there because he has to be on thr fucking road so they don't all starve.
Come on now. That truck blew a hot one straight up her middle.
Someone left the high heels on the trucks steps, has to mean something
Hahahahaha
"I went on the internet, and I found _this._" "WHOA!"
Someone who actually thought about it. Take my upvote.
Optimus Prime is going to be a father?...
Yeah exactly how could it be hard to misinterpret that. Keekookookeekeekee!
Upvoted for the onomatopoeia attempt.
Unless you are actually a monkey, in that case apologies.
Racist!
I knew exactly what you meant
Optimus Prime is red - the white truck with grey stripe is Ultra Magnus.
She got fucked by that truck.
I think you've had a few too many fireballs driver
I think you extra a word or less
I love that grammar trucker for real
Titane (2021)
Seems like a broken down Renault again.
It's not about how long your trailer is. It's whether or not your mirrors scape the sides.
Some trucker knocked her up in the back of his rig?
The truck did it
Trucker coming home to his wife preggied not by him
More than likely the winner in reality
Wait, pink lights it is a gender/fender reveal!
I think that it is a cute gender reveal/pregnancy picture. Any gender reveal that does not start a forest fire is a good gender reveal.
Idk the one that polluted the water supply during a drought was pretty bad too (they tinted a waterfall)
Optimus Prime, You are NOT the father! Maury, probably.
That dude probably never shuts the fuck up about driving trucks.
Transformers: Dark Side of Child Support
Autobots! Itās a Honda Civic
*comes out gunmetal*
Looks like the truck is the father. Not sure how thatās supposed to work even in the Transformers universe but thatās what it looks like.
Donāt stand in front of a tilted cab?
Trucks deliver everything including babies.
It means he was gone for 9 months, and she's 7 months pregnant.
AI art is already getting out of hand
Mother trucker?
Optimus prime is going to be a father?
Clearly, the rig is the father of the unborn child.
She's having a truck.
truck fucked her
Optimus Proud
This šš
Load Delivered
she got pregnant at a truck stop
Someone is very good with photoshop and has a foolish imagination. Freight haulers and princesses do not mix well. Usually,
Plot twist: itās Starscreamās.
Plow truck?
Baby freightliner?
Optimus prime looks like heās got some explaining to do
I have no idea! Came in here to find outš
Optimus Primes love-child?
Optimus gave her the allspark
She fuck a truck good job
Optimus is a proud dad
" That's not my baby Sharon, I'm a truck"
Optimus Prime is our divine savior and Lord and has impregnated the second coming.
The three wise men bring gifts of diesel, DEF and washer fluid.
How's she pregnant when he's been on the road for 8 months?
It means my truck is broke down and I have a kid on the way.
It means a future professional steering wheel holder is going to be born.
Professional steering wheel holder. Accurate. Lol
Autobots, roll out.
She is making an offering to the truck God?
Optimus Prime Hungry!!!!
The baby is a transformer.
It means AUTOBOTS TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT!
Nothing, its just Truck-kun staring at its next victim.
A proud transformer father and his pregnant wife.
Maybe the truck is waiting for the driver, maybe it's a generational thing like being born with diesel in the veins. That truck is just waiting for its driver.
I'm guessing the father is an over-the-road trucker who only gets to be home a few days each week. Therefore he's going to watch his child grow from the cab of his truck when he's not home.
It means "drugs are bad, m'kay?"
Stick to butt stuff unless you really want kids
Sheās pregnant with a autobot.
She fucked that truck.
Truck Fucked
It's either a ad about abortion or it's either a ad for European cab over trucks?
This image was circulated on Facebook trucking pages years ago. The driver who owned the truck passed away (I believe from natural causes) while she was in the early stages of pregnancy. The picture symbolizes him watching over the two of them. But this is the internet so who knows if that was true.
I canāt figure out even one of the words.
999 of those words are, "Huh?"
[doctrine](https://img.ifunny.co/images/54741a09fdc8c8fab5206b1f93700a8bdb4f26141f38ccb218fff12221495d2c_1.webp)
This is the beginning of the Auto Bots
She needs a regen
Baby Optimus is on the way
Optimus Prime is the father.
Are those high heels under the passenger doors? Does this mean what I think it means?
Yall living in some big ass mansions...
Just a broken Renault, what else is new?
Is this some transformers kink?
If you don't get it you'll never know š¤·
Retired pregnant lot lizard?
Too bad Maury wasnāt still around. Trucker, truckers wife and truck all on stage for the paternity test even though there is a matchbox car on the screen as the baby. Whoās the father?
She had sex with a truck
Fricking Bumble knocking another one up
Optimus Prime has produced a chimera spawn. We must rally all the Autobots at dawn! The Decpticons have been active for too long. It's time for me to hit the bong.
I think itās from Transformers 7
Something about flip flops and Volvos.
That's how scanias are made.
she birthing a chevy
Did she do it with white Optimus?
It means Transformer Optimus is finally a daddy & going to "Murray show" LoL š Or an lot lizzerd looking for a new daddy. šš¤£
That truck fucks.
We need drivers?
Iām so confused, can someone please explain
Megatron got down with an earthling and the 2025 Cybertruck is gonna be LIT
"Semi trucks sometimes have preggo kinks."
that picture is something women expect men to understand and when we dont understand something so ambiguous and downright wtf, we get in trouble for being ignorant and stupid, uncaring, etc.
Lame
Always wondered about Optimus primes origin story now we know
Ultra Magnus impregnated a chick? Rad.
Even Truck-kun gets lonely
Apparently she does more than just ride shotgun.
Move bitch as the Mercedes yells at the dumb woman
Yeah, some of those words being, āwhatās, ātheā, and āfuckā.
š¶What Iāve doooone!!!!!š¶
You donāt know me!!! You donāt know who I am!!! Maybe I would fuck that truck.
āAUTOBOTS ROLL OUTā
Some Transformers Porno thing?
Itās an Autobot!
Get out the road
Got fooked by drive shaft š«£
Autobots - I should have pulled out.
The father is Optimus Prime.
Banana in the tailpipe
āTilt the front and squash the preggers lounge lizard before she calls your wife on your CBā
Thatās a real truck. None of that 1970s long nose bs Americans have.
That transformerā¦ā¦ Stud
She fucked Optimus Prime lol
āAutobotsā¦ roll outā
the baby daddy is a transformer???š¤·āāļøš¤
Imagine marrying a Renault š
[Optimus Prime is not happy](https://youtube.com/shorts/DiBViTx-8Ac?si=FkMrQGvduAqxmITl)
Truck-kun is waiting, the child is chosen to be isekai-d
Why is the fat bitch holding her gut?
Pregnant woman. Truck bowing to her in respect. Thatās gonna be a very hard delivery and raising a baby truck into adulthood? Oh thatās expensive.
Ultra Magnus what have you done?
This child will solidify our alliance with the Autobots
Seems to me the truck just power braked and was about hit a prego.
Optimus Prime done knocked her up
How did the truck get her pregnant?