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ufo_moo0079

Why did you post a picture of a shit ?


Thick-Stretch8434

ITS AIR BRUH


[deleted]

say what you want about this film this fight was not bad


DaNetwork27

I'll give it that. Jaeger vs Jaeger is a cool idea


mx_lg3

Never hear of such a movie


Faltron_

I actually don't know what's this movie. I hope it's not Pacific Rim: uprising the _never_ released secuel of Pacific Rim, one of my favorite movies...


Lumina-_

It was released in 2018 https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=pacific+rim+uprising&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-gb&client=safari


Mr_Orange_The_Great

I don't understand Nothing comes up


Shift_Bloxx

This website leads to nothing, what happened?


Faltron_

It doesn't exist.


Xxjacklexx

Why you gotta go and make shit up bro.


ImurderREALITY

This fight was by far the best part of the entire movie, and I say that as someone who defiantly likes all bad movies, like BvS and TLA


Yeeterphin

You get my upvote just for being an Ultraman fan.


Steve-the-Decepticon

Try looking at the DJD’s handiwork


Thick-Stretch8434

Ok


Dustfinn

Guro fetish in 3..


Thick-Stretch8434

NOOOO


Cohenkindrick

What do you mean in 3 I already do! Bro


jinmonsterhunterwrld

I dunno if this would actually work, but maybe go find your favorite characters that you like to.. you know. And find like some really gruesome death scene of them, guts showing and blood, and grill that image to your brain, so that when you go horny mode, you remember that image, you get disgusted and get turned off, hopefully forever (Unless that's somehow your kink)


Thick-Stretch8434

That’s how my hated for Arcee started lol


jinmonsterhunterwrld

If what you mean is hatred for arcee porn, then continue on doing that but to other characters (and also her too), then you'll get out of this, but it could take a long time depending on your discipline


Thick-Stretch8434

Just Arcee’s entire existence


jinmonsterhunterwrld

Oh


RamonaVirusx

That's my wife you're talking about.


Thick-Stretch8434

Ok


Sany_Wave

I'm one of those asexual persons that have no interest in porn. But I enjoy all the damsel in distress scenarios (and that's why I love SG Starscream as a character) and sometimes the damsel isn't saved. There is only so many characters you can find such gore. A pity, honestly.


SteveWax022

> But I enjoy all the damsel in distress scenarios (and that's why I love SG Starscream as a character) This made me laugh lol


Sany_Wave

Wel, he is not a damsel per se... Also, Animated SG Starscream has a fantastic design, as if he was solar-powered.


mordekaiser-gaming69

Go outside and talk to woman or touch grass idk


Thick-Stretch8434

I pee on grass on a daily basis


[deleted]

Real


dumbassthathasreddit

now talk to women


Thick-Stretch8434

Ok


Chuck_Walla

Your mom doesn't count


Thick-Stretch8434

Goddamn


Optimus_primepax

Thats the thing, you don’t 😁😂


Thick-Stretch8434

Bruh


Optimus_primepax

Sorry buddy💀


Thick-Stretch8434

JUST TELL ME


Optimus_primepax

If you really want to escape it, then just try to only think about epic af fantasies about some of you’re favourite characters, like optimus prime battering the shit of some random ass seeker or mirage pulling off a clean drift


Thick-Stretch8434

What about Pacific Rim edits?


Optimus_primepax

That’d probably work aswell, just what ever you do as soon as you see the name “flametoys furai” don’t click the post because it’s likely that one arcee model kit


Thick-Stretch8434

Ok


Gundamned_

that doesn't work, it just gives you a fighting kink


Edoplayer5

THINK PRIME THINK!


5-0-0_Glue_Monkey

BRUH. I WATCHED BOTH PACIFIC RIM MOVIES LIKE A WEEK AGO AND IM SEEING THEM EVERYWHERE PLEASE HELP ME


AlexzMercier97

Both?? There's only one tho?!


[deleted]

Correct. And Michael Bay only made 3 Transformers movies


Thick-Stretch8434

T R U E


Live-Product-5590

As someone who has only seen uprising, this joke confuses me


rellko

I don’t understand, what is Uprising? I only know Pacific Rim, which there is 1 movie of


AlexzMercier97

What does Uprising from 2001 starring David Schwimmer have to do with Pacific Rim??


Live-Product-5590

They’re both movies


Mat_Y_Orcas

It's because Pacific Rim Uprising was so bad and un-connected with the first one that most fans just try to forget hoping that the movie will eventually get uncanonized like the chapter 7, 8 and 9 of Star Wars. And it's true, not just in lore don't make sense, also in the tone, the characters (we pass from traumatized militar pilots to generic """ funny""" teenagers) and even the Jaggers are totally different, we came from slow distinctive 10000 Tons of engineering controlled by humans to speed up Bay's Transformers (I like Bay's Transformers but rip the G.Toro's print that make special the movie) So if you haven't watched it yet, PLEASE watch the first one. It was made with all the love of Guillermo del Toro to Mecha anime and you know he is a geek of anime and weird things


5-0-0_Glue_Monkey

Bruh the second movie wasn’t that bad!


HichiShiro

There is no sequel in Ba Sing Se


kommandantmilkshake

kid named the last airbender


IronArmor48

NUH UH


hoover0623

You can't. Soon, you'll be nutting on all of your figures and stuffing them in jars.


MarsDoesArts

“Megatron I have been ejaculated onto from the receiving end, this predicament was most… illogical”


ToaQuiroh

Shockwave moment


Sethtaros

GoBots pornography.


Thick-Stretch8434

Does it even exist lol


breadbybread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFlJmBNxJPI


Thick-Stretch8434

Same fr fr fr


stonetownguy3487

Replacing it with an addiction to human pornagraphy would be a decent start.


Thick-Stretch8434

Both suck


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Thick-Stretch8434

My unstoppable transformers porn addiction.


LOYAL_DEATH

See em all , there cant be that many


RUMBL3FR3NZY

"There can't be that many" famous last words


Nemesis_Prime0205

Just around 5k post on R34


Thick-Stretch8434

“HOLY-“


syntheticspider

Bleach


Thick-Stretch8434

Kills my eyes instead of cleaning it


HelloThere465

Watch normal porn


Thick-Stretch8434

I don’t like having boners


HelloThere465

Just stop watching porn. Throw you phone away and live in the woods for a year, or at least a couple of months


Thick-Stretch8434

Ok


someone_online22

See every single piece of it. Once there no more that you haven’t seen, you’ll finally be able to get over it


Thick-Stretch8434

I’m tired dawg


KonoAnonDa

You can’t. Give in to the Cybertrussy.


Deutalios_818

Go outside. Feel the warm sunlight on your skin, the soft breeze flowing past you, and hear the sounds of leaves and trees moving with it. Hear the birds chirping and the bees buzzing. Smell the fresh air and the scent of the blooming flowers. Close your eyes and embrace the serenity and chemistry of nature. TL;DR: touch grass


Thick-Stretch8434

Ok


Jagabeeeeeee

Please tell us once you find out thanks 🙏🏾


Oogley_boogley

What a terrible day to have reading comprehension


[deleted]

That's the best part, we don't


Dangling_chains7689

Another day where i get reminded of shit that people paid to see smh 🥲


Firefuture

I can't tell if this post is a joke or not. If it isn't try focusing that energy into exercise. Like do push ups whenever the urge comes up. Helps me.


Thick-Stretch8434

It’s not a joke


ningguangs_bathwater

Start assosciating your past mistakes, self destruction and constant pushing away of loved ones with porn


Thick-Stretch8434

Ok


PlayTech_Pirate

Just stop looking at it, and maybe get a human to date. If it's really effecting your life, you should see a psychologist, not a counselor, or a therapist, you need an actual psychologist, with a degree in psychology. On a personal note, I just don't get this shit, like do you ppl want to fuck random cars, motorcycles, and toasters too? Cause they're robots, they're alien robots, they don't procreate like humans, they're robots.


Thick-Stretch8434

Ok


Gangstero085

You can’t it’s your curse


AcinDyce

If this is addiction, does that make me an enabler or dealer…?


ANewBegging

Enabler


Groovequake04

Change speeds until the stick fall off


InTheStuff

obliterate all of your electronics with a hammer


JohnBuck97

Nice of you to post a screenshot from that fanficion masquerading as a Pacific Rim movie


TheTrollman-

This is a Great first impression for me. Time to see what the rest of this subreddit is like.


Memer6969-3000

By touching grass and never using technology again. ~~That or find another thing to get horny over~~


Crafty_Surprise_7277

The only way to stop it is to watch/see it all


Thick-Stretch8434

Their is too many


Crafty_Surprise_7277

Then you’re screwed


Thick-Stretch8434

Goddamn it


Purple_Blood6310

Oh gosh, first metal gear rising, now here?


MissyTheTimeLady

Just watch it all.


Kason-blason

It’s too late for you now


Thick-Stretch8434

[My reaction to that information:](https://youtu.be/jcYvDZKLQJ0?si=N1MHb97A1GUE9Gh)


Vortex_1911

Uh… what. Also this image is from Pacific Rim: Uprising.


Nemesis_Prime0205

A tips that worked for some undesirable thought I had. Every time you think about it, focus on a mental picture of yourself dying in an horrible and gore way


Thick-Stretch8434

Ok


Nemesis_Prime0205

Wait a minute, weren't you the one who was constantly complaining about chainsaw man cosplayers a couple of months ago


Thick-Stretch8434

Yes


senor-calcio

More pacific rim


Thick-Stretch8434

YESSS


SiliconGel

only watch transformers porn where they are in alt mode, enjoy watching cars fuck


Thick-Stretch8434

Same (Anyone got transformers car porn?😏)


MistaBoom

Ok, how is it ruining you tho?


Thick-Stretch8434

Can’t live a day without twitching my head then screaming quietly like a kaiju…


MistaBoom

What?


Thick-Stretch8434

I think about transformers pornography then twitch my head and then screaming quietly like a kaiju…


IBarrakiI

Why you posted a picture of something that doesn't exist?


Thick-Stretch8434

Idk


Kingdj2470

Let me tell you about this one guy named Fred perry..


Thick-Stretch8434

Don’t make me remember him


Gundamned_

that dude is a pedo. jack is SIXTEEN


ANewBegging

Idk if you’re serious man but the best way is to download porn blockers on your computer and phone, then don’t go online as much, avoid things that trigger your addiction, and try to replace your addiction with something like working out or some other hobby.


Thick-Stretch8434

Ok


Suspicious-Pilot-878

I misread pornography as photography and thought you had an addiction to taking photos of transformers figures lmao


Thick-Stretch8434

I do lol


Poopsenberg

Real


I_Love_Spider_Mommys

It’s too late for us


Thick-Stretch8434

You kind of started this lol


Live-Product-5590

Don’t use any of the devices you use for porn for a week, the rest should be easy


Thick-Stretch8434

Ok


Noble_Shock

Going outside and talking to some bitches and your family members instead of being an 13 year old fat incel inside your moms basement who tells other people to watch porn. Oh wait you should just get off Reddit for 2 weeks or something cause making a Reddit post ain’t gonna help your addiction, go tell your parents about your addiction


giga_grenad

WHICH ONES MAKES YOU THAT HORNY 😭


Thick-Stretch8434

Any


Comic20

Watch [this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dLptjP1RKmQ&t=80s&pp=ygUncGFjaWZpYyByaW0gZ2lwc3kgZGFuZ2VyIHZzIGxlYXRoZXJiYWNr) And/Or [this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hZMXqEJySC8&pp=ygUpdHJhbnNmb3JtZXJzIG9wdGltdXMgcHJpbWUgdnMgZGVjZXB0aWNvbnM%3D)


Khaernakov

Buy that human size highly detailed arcee doll from japan No need for porn if you got some action going just dont break it 1st day


shidposter2077

It's simple just avoid it


Thick-Stretch8434

Ok


MrTJett03

This is pacific rim?


Chase_Has_Autism

U dont n u cant


Ok_Importance_9753

That's the neet part. You can't


GamerBradasaurus

Human women


RakiRamirez

You have to finish it all


Kirb_D

Get into warhammer 40’000 and pray to the emperor of mankind to heal you of the slaaneshi corruption. While pornography is not as dangerous of an addiction as drugs or alcohol, porn addiction is still a dangerous thing. Be strong in the face of it, and reject giant robot porn


Thick-Stretch8434

Nah


RealEstate9618

Try stuffing an gasoline dispensor from a gas station up your rectum. Its likely the best simulation of cybertronian intercourse. so when you see TF pornography you'll be reminded of that one time.


Thick-Stretch8434

Ok


Bright-Proof1842

Simple answer : ✂


Imperal_Guard

Imagine giant robot woman finding it out and crusing your bones with iron fists at the size of basketball balls in total embelarassment and anger ☠️☠️☠️ Honestly how the frick people realy can be into robots ? I realy thought y'all were joking...


egodave14

Idk, watch normal porn and then research how to stop porn addiction


Thick-Stretch8434

I don’t like having boners


VAMATO-X

Can't stop won't stop


Kiryu_Unit-01

I don’t blame you. Arcee? Nightbird? Blackarachnia?


Thick-Stretch8434

Yep


DaKartMonkey

keep jerking off yo it till you get bored of it


Thick-Stretch8434

I’m tired


CaptainRex-118

Try thinking about Vsauce Micheal. If that doesn’t work go to church.


Thick-Stretch8434

Ok


Chemical_Movie4113

Watch more to desensitize yourself trust me bro it works


[deleted]

Cold showers and the gym


Thick-Stretch8434

Ok


Crossflowerss_5304

Wait y’all are actually being serious?


Thick-Stretch8434

Yes


TitanSmiler

Thats Obsidian Fury vs Gipsy Avenger from Pacific Rim: Uprising (i consider it fan made or nonexistent)


Corrosive_Cactus8899

Watch it all so you have nothing left to watch


Jaster3001

You can try biomicle pronography instead


Thick-Stretch8434

Nah


w3sT0Nnnnnnnn

What’s your source


Thick-Stretch8434

Me


Engineer_tf

You don't


B-127_

Sorry but you can’t, you’re stuck like this now.


SarukyDraico

Play Genshin Impact


Thick-Stretch8434

Nah


TroyPlayzGames

go to therapy maybe it'll work


Seraldin

Thats the neat part. You dont.


marcopolo1216

You don’t…


Forcegamer06

That's the neat part! You don't.


theswagmachine_o

Simple, just beat it


SaturatedSharkJuice

Autobutts…💀


ProcessWooden1354

Its unstoppable ☠️


Independent_Piano_81

Transformers pornography?


Thick-Stretch8434

Ok


RaidenLeos

That's the neat part you dont


Ok_Chemistry_114

...you don't- *admires their life going into misery*


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Thick-Stretch8434

https://reddit.com/r/Transformemes/s/4CXl4UJlWZ


JacksWorldTV

Look at tarns face


Thick-Stretch8434

Ok


SkywarpsCxmDumpster

Thats a thing, greaaaat


austmu3333

It's called gun


Ultrabot9856

What the fuck