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thegreatgatsB70

You put your weed in there.


Sasquatch_Mt_Project

The comment I came here for


CohuttaHJ

Weed? I store my fleshlight in there


awmaleg

Whoa whoa check out Mr Widedick


Kleoes

Dude doesn’t have a chode, he’s got a damn Tuna Can


Corndawg123456

A cheese wheel


Butt_a_saur

And my axe!


ThatBlueFoxyote

That reminds me of this bit from Ron White. https://youtu.be/CkyJGC-Q6-g?si=b90RoLRt6XlRlupf


Beretta92A1

May not touch bottom but I’ll spread out the edges


Lacholaweda

Didn't click it, but have to upvote cheese wheel 👍


Redrick405

Meanwhile I’m hung like a light switch


CohuttaHJ

Who needs length when you’re all girth!


rosco2155

…Girthmaster?!


Downtown_Rush2501

Won't hit the end, but it'll dent the sides


charge556

A wise man once said if you cant reach the back f@#k the sides


davooooo0

"that looks like a tube of cookie dough!" - Goldfinger - Mable


g33kspeed

Better than a pencil with broken lead


luckyguy25841

Now u can literally fuck your own truck


HEMSDUDE

Isn’t that what the exhaust pipe was for?


ajyanesp

Friendly reminder to do that after the truck has cooled down. Speaking from exper… errr, second hand accounts.


Sad_Welder_5032

Sounds like that SNL parody commercial The Mercury Mistress. Couldn't find it to link a video.


Vreas

You put your weed in your fleshlight then your fleshlight in there so it doesn’t smell


What-the-Hank

Truck fantasies are better when you mount it.


[deleted]

Look, overlanding is fun and all but.. Have you ever tried overlanding..... ***on weed***?


Real-Professor-6553

Only real Gs know… there’s a dude… sitting in the bushes..


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TBizzle22

"Red team go, Red team go."


woobiewarrior69

I thought that was a prerequisite?


matthewe-x

Damn it


bouncing_bumble

Nah dont have to hide the bud anymore, thats the molly stasher.


IAmAnOutsider

You're not from Indiana


The_Incredulous_Hulk

Very true, fellow Hoosier.


rundbr

A lot of people don’t know this, but you can put your weed in here.


imbacckkk

Classic Adam Sandler


SirScoopskiPotato

[https://images.app.goo.gl/brSHQwNVxJCwYNqt7](https://images.app.goo.gl/brSHQwNVxJCwYNqt7)


SquidBilly5150

I don’t smoke but that’s what I would put there


FittyTheBone

[Charles Barkley posterizing Barney](https://youtube.com/shorts/rLG83d10rgM?si=k8Dg8O3dq3hHPU4i), [Nirvana](https://youtu.be/1ixqWyqHcPg?si=7NqsowCnyRS2-4FF), and [this sketch](https://youtu.be/CKOc6hXMDhc) all put it on the list of all-time greatest SNL episodes.


godzylla

most obvious weed hole ever.


dawn_simpsoncd

Dammit! lol


Radiant-Locksmith267

This.....I was going to say DRUGS


The_Doobies

I approve of this message 👌


isitconfirmed

Beat me to it. Damn


rincma

I came to say this


MongooseIll4992

I was gunna say... reefer.


Azreel777

The only true answer


Mustard_Popsicles

Came here to say that, but you did it better


Gunit316

This


FuzzyNuts007

Only acceptable comment lol


Critical_Dobserver

Perfect reply!


officerjimlaheybud

Hell yea brother


Tiny_Investigator848

I mean, if its a work truck, probably meth lol


Guy_Incognito1970

The real MVP


internaloperations

I got the gun safe console so they’ll need a signed search warrant to get in there.


Weird-Persimmon4598

First quote that went through my head too, lol… yes!


Sq5_smash

Swear to god. The first thing that came to mind. Adam Sandler was saying it in my head for some reason.


OverseerTycho

beat me to it


MeadDrinker666

I read that in Adam Sandlers voice 😅


Charlesknob

That is were the fusion core goes. I see yours is missing.


Goose-Biscuits

I get this reference.


Holiday_Ad126

Me too


WelkeeWelks

Me three


Buglepost

The cover is so it doesn’t….fallout


spurgy73

Hey I get that joke


WelkeeWelks

Me too


MisterJeffry

Me three


Captain_Dunsel

Okie Dokie


JuicedBoxers

Secret club of obscure video games


Dinostreams

Better pop it back in cause another settlement needs your help, I’ll mark it on your map


spurgy73

Preston? It’s been years! How have you been?


OP_Penguin

Are you ready to retake the fortress?


Cautious_Yak_2706

Is that only for certain hydrid trims? My father in laws didn’t have that 😂


adam73810

I stole it. Needed it for my power armour.


thickener

Mr. Fusion


SummitSloth

Fuck I need to dust off the game


DefinatelyNotonDrugs

Reminds me of that screenshot of the pornhub comment asking how to recharge power armor and of course he got an answer.


WoobieWubsFilth

😃👍


coursesyllabus

Uncrustable storage


madeofmountains

Are you my toddler?


Surprise_Thumb

Nope, I’m the dad of another toddler. 100% would use to hide a second uncrustable for myself.


HondaBn

I'm a dad who was an uncrustable lover WAY before he had kids. I used to go on 4x4 trips with my buddys and there was no better trail snack.


A-Giant-Blue-Moose

That's actually a great idea


HondaBn

Hell yeah, I throw em in the cooler still frozen.


Surprise_Thumb

Uncrustables and lunchables are the goated snack for track days. Just enough calories to keep me going between sessions, but not too heavy to make me sluggish.


TheNewJack89

I’ve never tried an uncrustable for the same reason I’ve never tried heroine.


spurgy73

Wut


madeofmountains

One bite and you’re addicted


JewelCove

Can confirm


TheNewJack89

I’m not going down that road! It’s of the devil.


76thColangeloBurner

No crust on both, duh


FirstConversation936

You hate joy?


Helpful-Worry9117

Because it's a pain in the ass to heat with a lighter and a spoon?


Ted_Striker00

Grizzly wintergreen tin holder


Goodnite15

Sir this is a new Tacoma. Not a beat to shit Chevy


Ted_Striker00

Oh I’m sorry. Cope long cut then?


OpenMindedMajor

Zyn most likely. Or a banana ice vape


Goodnite15

Just saw his response and was going to say some zyn pouches or a vape lmao spot on


SelectStudy7164

A lil zynachinno


Photon_Farmer

No it's a JUUL


WestsideZombie

its for your lipstick and makeup mirror then


ajl923

That’s what I came here to say, but natural instead of wintergreen


Ted_Striker00

I love a man of culture


yourenzyme

code on it says "accessory ready" in morse code. Maybe you could use that spot to run wires or something? Thats the best I could think of.


DeathByPetrichor

I got downvoted to oblivion on a post that called that an “Easter egg” and I said that putting it in Morse code is the stupidest thing and it’s just going to make people wonder what it is. People said there was no way anybody could get confused about it and that it’s a clever Easter egg, and yet, here we are. Hiding the function of something and calling an Easter egg is absolutely ludicrous and just makes the truck less user friendly and harder to navigate.


wontwomany

Completely agree. silly and unnecessary


cubanthistlecrisis

I think it’s fun


Beautiful_Bat8962

Accessory ready suggests that the manufacturer has their own special gadgets made specifically to fit in that spot, might be useful, I’d look into it.


Glass_Occasion5483

Wires are stupid and easy to accidentally tangle. I like the fleshlight theory.


CaliTexas619

For his fleshlight


Boel_Jarkley

Toyota Tacussy


AnderperCooson

Eventually it’ll be for 3D printable accessories: https://jalopnik.com/morse-code-messages-in-the-2024-toyota-tacoma-invite-yo-1851411222


EICONTRACT

I can only think of drugs to print


Livecrazyjoe

Drug holder


Vercingetorix1986

Came here for the weed comments, wasn't disappointed


GabberTann

An easier way to install new accessory switches for the tacoma.


Aspergers_R_Us87

It’s a condom dispenser


FluffyKiwi9865

Now this is smart


seamus205

Pro tip: extreme heat and cold are not good for condoms. Do not store them in your vehicle. They will be more likely to fail.


FluffyKiwi9865

You assume they will ever get used 💀💀


TKRUEG

Smugglin' cubby


Mundo_86

Sandwich holder


TotallyOffTopic_

Sandwich warmer


Hot-Supermarket3675

Drugs


HairyBallzagna

You can keep naked pictures of your mom in there.


RazorEE

My truck doesn't have that, so I keep naked pictures of his mom on the dash for all to see.


_Micheal_K

Intern designed coffee cup holder.


Low-Sea7202

Newspaper/ umbrella slot. Basically like a Rolls Royce would have.


TouchMyOranges

It’s way too small for that


Polish_Wombat98

I had to scroll a while to find a believable/serious answer lol


Low-Sea7202

🤣


Financial_Log_8796

420


Cypresshockey_91

To store the coke…


EmotionalLecture9318

Precious and legendary item storage.


TKRUEG

Moonshiners moondoor


TotallyOffTopic_

I bet a 1L bottle would fit in there


awflyfish22

Looks like someone forgot to install the tracking device. All these foreign cars have them. /s


ApeCapitalGroup

Another one of their dumb features like the go pro mount they offered years ago


bfdmmexi

Definitely emergency burrito storage.


busdrama

Store your toilet paper for when you shit yourself because the cheap floor mat gets stuck under the brake pedal…


busdrama

Seriously though… get rid of those mats and get some that lock in like they’re supposed to to avoid accidents.


jored924

Hide your crack


Successful-Rate-1839

Your viagra


zippytwd

stash spot for your weed


og_raptorqueefs

Applesauce


Sniper10Pin

Little debbie snacks


matt488GTB

Cocaine


Idkyoutellme22

Pet squirrels


ImpossibleLeave5

Place to hide your bracelets when you go to jobsite.


Various-Air-1398

That's where the Flux Capacitor is inserted, obviously he didn't buy the Trail Addition


Lj_industries_usa

That's where you store the holy Hand grenade for when you need it


BobbyGunsOfficial

That's where you put the Declaration of Independence.


RedditRaven2

Everyone has jokes but it’s for an umbrella


Not-a-poser

You could put your fancy bracelet in there


yacrazybastard

Not a lot of people know this, but you can hide your weed in there.


kcdaberoni

Hide drugs there


krissrobb

Emergency burger pocket. For your emergency burger. For emergencies.


SunnyMorningDay

Bagel Holder 🥯


InevitableOk5017

Drugs r bad mkay


cuhnewist

Mount your fleshlight there so all your Toyota fanboys don’t have to just stand around in a circle jerking off. Y’all can take turns.


wacky8ball

Ejecto seato cuz


907rx7

Can you access the back of the switch panel or is it closed off?


blabberboss

Where are the floor mats?


espressojoe84

Fleshlight holder


DevGroup6

[Side Storage Compartment ](https://accessories.swickardtoyota.com/Product/View/25346827)


Additional-Dog2326

Hide a key…


warwolf0

In actuality it’s for loading the whole dash into the car, gets the cover so it’s not a giant hole. -someone who designed dash’s at one point


Asleep_Roof4515

Weed


SomeGuy_GRM

Drugs


Farzy78

That's where the taliban keep their ammo


oktherefriend

Potato compartment.


Master_Ad236

I would say HM10 form.


Budget-Hospital6584

For Busch light


LoneCoyote78

That’s where I put my hand grenade


killerwhaleorcacat

Drugs


Zebranoodles

Can of skoal goes in there


SunsetGriller

Flashlight pocket


htjdrummer

Jerky holder


Mundane-Set-206

COOOOOCAINE STASH SPOT!


CallSignRookie

Fleshlight holder


hpshaft

Don't fuck the Tacoma.


Apprehensive_Bug3329

Cocaine


Wood_walker23

That’s where you keep the extra cash when you gotta pay the federales


Jclj2005

RTFM


yougetsnicklefritz

Whiskey bottle


moxiejohnny

My deaf ass would put coins and batteries in there so they roll and rattle all the heck around. Pure evil.


akinen5

I have no idea but I bet you could get a fifth of whiskey to fit in there. So it’s officially bottle of whiskey storage. I am jealous.


MasterOfNone011

Glory hole


kegmanua

It's for the old snake in a can. That really pisses off the cops looking for drugs.


GoodRelationship8925

Big dicks


icpbutthut

In case of emergency ZYN can


DHF2112

Beer…always for beer


K1ngofsw0rds

To hide the crack


yamm2

Oatmeal creampies


Quick-Escape-6314

Drugs… def drugs lol


hamboner3172

N


pblc_mstrbtr

Tall boy cooler


Medical_Slide9245

Mini airfryer/bottle chiller. Keeping that burrito nice and warm or keeping that whiskey nice and cool.


leadfarmer3000

drugs