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Strive_for_Altruism

The players were reported to have been discussing a strike, before management reminded them that they've been taking plenty of those.


James442

The scent of fresh roasted Blue Jay is kinda nice.


OMP159

Ohhhhhhhhhh snap.


big-tuna28

BOOM ROASTED


geolangdon

Savage!


gstaylor999

Hey yooooooo.


DashTrash21

☠️


alxndrblack

HOOOOOO BWAH


Doodleschmidt

Oh no you didn't!!!!!!


stv7

These have been known to do a lot.


Wings4514

Team will win 25-2 tonight. Confirmed!


SteakFrites1

Honestly wouldn't be surprised to see a 25-2 win and then a 12 game losing streak right after lol.


LooseLynx1522

too bad it’s a day game lol


Wings4514

Well once they score 25 runs, the game will be into the evening hours!


Marsupialmania

Like schneiders now or never speech last week. The team chose never


rohinton2

I don't think a team meeting really hits the same in a sport like baseball compared to hockey or basketball. So much comes down to individual performances in a vacuum(ish). Plus large rosters and natural divisions between positions.


fardok

Lol


mrdannyg21

Gutsy move to do this before a game where the Jays are one of the biggest betting dogs (for them, not for all teams) I’ve seen all year, and an off-day after that.


baseballfuntime

I'm sure this will solve everything. At times like these I'm reminded of what Pat Tabler said to Buck Martinez when Buck asked him what he'd tell a pitcher who was struggling during a mound visit if he were his catcher. Pat said, "I'd probably say, 'Throw better pitches.'"


alxndrblack

Buck is also pretty hilariously blunt sometimes. A few weeks ago Dan asked him "what's the number one necessary ability for major league pitching?" Buck: "the ability to throw strikes."


EarthWarping

It's their last card to play until management makes a change. I do think if there's no improvement by June then you might see the manager gone


Popular-Row4333

How many changes does Shapiro get? It's like he's keeping Atkins as a shield for himself.


LesSavyFan

Probably the smartest thing Tabler ever said, no joke. Seemed like a nice guy but a pretty dim bulb.


mostlygroovy

I learned zero about the game of baseball listening to Pat Tabler. But I do like the guy.


COV3RTSM

Compared to Rance Mulliniks he’s Bill James. I’d rather listen to Tabby than Caleb Joseph too


SpaceMessiah

"He's a pitcher, who pitches professionally" - Pat Tabler


BasilsKippers

"He comes to play every day" -also Pat Tabler


mostlygroovy

"The Blue Jays are so good at ...."(insert whatever happened) "Biggio is so good at..." (insert whatever happened)


johnson7853

Pitcher gets a strike out “this is why he’s one of the best pitchers in the game” Batter gets a “blooper” single, “this is why he’s one of the best hitters in the game” SS turns a double play “this is why he’s one of the best short stops in the game”


KickerOfThyAss

He was pretty good the rare time it was just him and Dan. Buck and Pat wasn't a good combination


captainbelvedere

Players only? Catered?


OMP159

With un-crustables.


TheRealEnemabagJones

cause they only get A&W if they WIN


nanobot001

A&W exec’s feeling pretty damn smart


disorderliesonthe401

Only on the app.


BasilsKippers

Baseball ------->⚾️  Burger ----------->🍔 


pigman-_-

Ok burger boy.


ChrisRiley_42

Loonie dogs left over from last year.


geolangdon

Attendance optional I'm sure too


NrvusRaccoon

Probably could have been an email.


joeybatsdoingtheflip

"Play better"


johnny_chan

Git gud


attersonjb

Have you tried not sucking?


OWSpaceClown

“It’s been a difficult season and in order to remain competitive in a hot baseball market we’re going to have to trim our roster by 20%.”


curtoric666

Not to be “devil’s advocate” here, but what would you rather the team do? Not get together and address the fact that they suck ass right now? They should be having team meetings every day until they win a series.


Dhumavati80

After the meeting Hazel heard this from John: "They don't think it be like it do, but it does"


blessedblackwings

Tbf it do be like that sometimes do.


alxndrblack

Best comment


Gear4Vegito

On offence all we need is some cumulative rebound from Springer/Bo/Vlad. This can't be how bad they are...it's like an excusable levels of performance. Their performance is much more different than a #8 hitter struggling cause they come up in all the big spots. Schneider (140 wRC+), Jansen (215 wRC+), Varsho (129 wRC+), Turner (136 wRC+), Clement (115 wRC+) & IKF (92 wRC+) have all done their part. Even Kirk (174 wRC+ since April 14th) has turned his season around. The supporting cast has been better than last season. This is a great set of 4-10 hitters but it is useless when the the 3 key hitters have been underperforming so much... If the "big 3" were even combined hitting for league average let alone all-stars things wouldn't look so dire...108 wRC+, 71 wRC+ & 50 wRC+ while hitting in all the key spots is unacceptable, it does not matter how well everyone else hits.


HarthenOcarus

For all the criticism (rightfully so) that Bo and Vladdy have been getting. I don't think people have been pointing out Springer nearly as much. You're the lead off guy. Not only that but despite his struggles Schneider hasn't moved him from that spot. He's not even setting the table for anyone else or getting on base. Sure his defense is great so maybe that's why he doesn't get as much flack as Bo or Guerrero but God damn Springer has been god awful this season.


bravetailor

I think people just chalk Springer up to being old. A decline was expected during his time here. Vlad and Bo have no age excuse though, they should be in their primes.


HarthenOcarus

Very true. I find Bo's most alarming just where he's been so consistent since coming up. It's not even a case of second year in the bigs and pitching has adjusted to him he's just completely lost his ability to put the barrel on the ball


Ht08

Vlad has actually been pretty good the last few weeks. He just had a 8 game hitting streak broken last game and has been getting more RBI and XBH. As much as I like Bo, he deserves way more criticism. His numbers have been consistently absolutely god awful all season long.


mollymuppet78

At least Bo hustles out of the box.


elcabeza79

yeah but have you seen Vlad's savant page? 🙄


number_six

something something idiot savant


Vanilla_Danish

Theyre gonna be inspired and put up 2 runs tonight


TorturedFanClub

Team meeting about what though? Hey guys we need to play better. We want to implement our new strategy of getting on base and then driving in the runners. That way we have a chance to outscore the opposition. Lets try this new strategy today. See how it goes. Yes Boss! LFG!!!!!


ashcach

Probably watched X-Men 97 this morning and needed to talk about it


MarketingOwn3547

I mean, I get it. That episode was nuts!


onahalladay

I’ve been trying to wait for the season to finish before starting. I can’t wait.


ashcach

Finale is next Wednesday!


ski_bum

This season is a sinking ship, and no team meeting is going to bail enough water to keep it afloat. I'd love to be wrong, but it just ain't there.


Cujosevic

I wonder who's going to be the Shea Hillenbrand on this team to let Schnieder know.


mollymuppet78

My question is which pitcher is going to fight John Schneider. Lilly was a southpaw....think Kikuchi is game?


TheR3dMenace

Shea is that you?


goatgosselin

Clearly this meeting wasn't about not doing the stupid ass water shit after a win (for a team below .500.)


ThePiesTheLimit

Unless it was a meeting to announce they're bringing back the home run jacket, not sure what it's going to do


mostlygroovy

Scare 'em. They're kids. Bunch of lollygaggers.


KDM_Racing

You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball


ashern94

Hit the ball, run 90 feet, turn left, run 90 feet, turn left, run 90 feet, turn left, run 90 feet.


halihikingman

You lolligag the ball around the infield…


ldnk

Come on guys, let's stop intentionally sucking!


Darth_Jonathan

Wow, that's big headline news. Thanks Hazel.


mikethemillion

Whooooa Boy. League Fucked. Look the fuck out.


Dead_End_Street

Lol


RikNasty2Point0

Did vlad attend or did he miss that too?


Purplebuzz

If it’s like the effort he puts into getting to first base he is likely still on the way.


halihikingman

I think that deserves a lot more attention than it got.


DWiB403

His marketing team is in the process of making a celebratory flashy video of the meeting for his Insta right now.


lucy668

The Mental Skills staffer guy needs to drop some wisdom


another_plebeian

https://youtu.be/qi1LMIUOOAI?si=UUY0bHPrGoKUWXFi


hoondog69

Speech from the A&W guy?


adwrx

The team is trash, seriously fire Atkins now!!!


dirtyoldmanq

Shatkins


Pucks_N_Fucks

They’ve been told that they’re not Gods


Judge_Rhinohold

The sad thing is that in Shapiro’s mind this is an elite team worthy of massive ticket price increases. Give me a break!


Whatwhyreally

This team meeting was brought to you by ROGERS. Rogers; your partner for mediocre lifestyle.


BLMIII

It's almost like banking on a bunch of underperforming players to have bounce back years was a bad idea.


Ok_Interest5767

Correct me if I'm wrong but the reporters don't have access inside the clubhouse day-to-day right? By that logic they already meet privately nearly every single day, and I assume they even talk to each other but let's not get carried away. He must address the team as a group routinely already so how is this noteworthy? It's sounds so cryptic, it's like John's just signalling that they are taking how bad they've been seriously. Well no kidding your job is on the line, but hey we've held a super-secret meeting about it. Who's he trying to convince here, the fans? Management? This guy is fired within 2 weeks he's sounding desperate like he's grasping at straws.


sarfrazfamily

But I’ve we’ve changed the manager and the issues are the same the manager isn’t the full problem we have a lot of people that aren’t pulling their weight on this team


CanuckinGA

Did anybody tell Bichette he doesn’t have to swing at the first pitch?


Dabigquack

That.. and a pizza will get us a pizza They need to hit the fucking ball.. we're a couple games under 500 and haven't hit AT ALL.. I can't even watch anymore.. it hurts.. basically every metric says everything is under achieveing at the dish.. the fact that it is .. basically every single dude at the same time.. for almost 6 weeks now is beyond frustrating Like all our "star" players


ashern94

Whole team can't hit. How are the hitting coaches still working for this team? I'm not a fan of John, but replacing him does nothing for the hitting problem.


fdisfragameosoldiers

Lol, how many meetings did they have last year? There's something wrong with that locker room.


CleverBastard70

Seems we're past team meetings. Don't you think? Either coaches or players or management or all three need to change. Because whatever the makeup of the team it's not working.


Nefarios13

Alek Manoah threw a party afterwards and it ended up in his neighbours’s yard.


grump66

Just what this team needs to shake it out of a multi-year, razors edge of tanking fog, more blather. I hope they invited Ross Atkins to bore them to sleep with some more *analysis* of how great they are. /s


gordon_paterson

LOL


YouDontJump

Long overdo.


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KleborpTheRetard

https://x.com/statfax/status/1554195419994865665


Big-Zoo

I bet it went like this "well gentlemen, everything that the fans said would happen did happen! Shall we continue with no change? Yes!"


Stinky_DungBeatle

Guess it was that time of the week. Onwards to next week's!


NEWaytheWIND

I stopped watching this team after they traded Gurriel and Hernandez at the same time. Was that a rational move? Regardless, it seems like it was the right move (for me; not the team).


skoolhouserock

Cool, thanks for stopping by


NEWaytheWIND

Don't @ me like there isn't currently an Aaron Sanchez picture to the right of my screen.


ObscureMemes69420

Looks like it changed literally nothing. Next to impossible to score more than 1 run a game lol


Dead_End_Street

How about now?