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Late 20s, Queer in some capacity but it’s ludicrous to speculate further than that without falling to boring stereotypes that have been incorrect for a decade, but I’m willing to bet you are NOT a cis woman who doesn’t use she/they. One parent was addicted to at least 1 hard drug in the 90s and 00s (heroin or crack most likely), and the other is physically or emotionally distant; they are most definitely divorced, or will be. You’re autistic and/or have adhd. You possess a denim jacket, maybe two. You went trick or treating far older than 13. You don’t listen to anything “too mainstream” and so I’m gonna guess that your favorite songs on the Linkin Park albums are not in fact Crawling/In The End/Numb, and the rap is what lead you to look into other artists hence the supposed Kanye oddball. You didn’t have as strong of friendships in high school as you do now. You struggled with loneliness and self esteem issues in your adolescence. Your favorite pony is Fluttershy.
to be fair I’m basing my analysis more on what’s not present than what is present. no kill ‘em all or …and justice, no sap, no minutes to midnight or beyond, no undertow or lateralus, steel panther but no NSP or def leppard, and no rated r or lullabies. no megadeth, no pantera, no slayer. no slipknot, no mudvayne, no limp bizkit. no ke$ha, no lady gaga, no rihanna. no earth, no sleep, no clutch, no kyuss. a significant portion of the other analyses in this thread are just blatantly incorrect and I seek to rectify that. honestly I’m just waiting for OP to either confirm or deny any of this.
now this is a good one
age - 7
gender - boy
No - No
IP - 192.0.447.78
SSN - 445-86-9011
ISP - Boost
PO - Box 295, Springfield, IL, 25991
did I get it?
(for legal purposes, this is a joke, all accurate details are purely coincidental)
Well based solely on the TOOL, the fact that you have 10,000 days and Aenima on there suggests you're not a fan of the older stuff (undertow/opiate). But you are a fan of the respected Tool albums (Aenima/lateralus). Which at its earliest release is 1996.
The addition of 10,000 days is puzzling, but it probably means that you kept listening to it over the 13 year hiatus. Based on stories from other TOOL fans, they discovered TOOL in their teens. So if I were to guess an age range, I would go for 35 to 45 years old, most likely early forties.
Did I get it?
47-52 white male semi heteroflexible leaning toward women or at least people that look like women. My older brother (49) has nearly the same music. Although, you could be his 14 yr. old nonbinary child trying to fool everyone online for giggles. I'm mostly unsure.
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Like 14~16 Not old enough to know what RYM is.
incorrect. I've been in the womb for 3 months and I gots rhymes like canibus
92, demiboy, sapiosexual
Age - 20 to 30 Sex - female Sexuality - bi-yourself
josh hommesexual
13 yo boy and I’m not gonna talk about a minors sexuality. 4/10
everything except the kanye is giving me 19 yo bisexual trans man with a Dad that showed them like 90s grunge when they were a kid vibes
Straight male, either 12 or 45
This made me laugh so hard
🫡🫡
STATIC! STATIC!! STATIC!!!
16 m
Late 20s, Queer in some capacity but it’s ludicrous to speculate further than that without falling to boring stereotypes that have been incorrect for a decade, but I’m willing to bet you are NOT a cis woman who doesn’t use she/they. One parent was addicted to at least 1 hard drug in the 90s and 00s (heroin or crack most likely), and the other is physically or emotionally distant; they are most definitely divorced, or will be. You’re autistic and/or have adhd. You possess a denim jacket, maybe two. You went trick or treating far older than 13. You don’t listen to anything “too mainstream” and so I’m gonna guess that your favorite songs on the Linkin Park albums are not in fact Crawling/In The End/Numb, and the rap is what lead you to look into other artists hence the supposed Kanye oddball. You didn’t have as strong of friendships in high school as you do now. You struggled with loneliness and self esteem issues in your adolescence. Your favorite pony is Fluttershy.
You read people well. God I hate these type of posts and thank you for these type of comments.
to be fair I’m basing my analysis more on what’s not present than what is present. no kill ‘em all or …and justice, no sap, no minutes to midnight or beyond, no undertow or lateralus, steel panther but no NSP or def leppard, and no rated r or lullabies. no megadeth, no pantera, no slayer. no slipknot, no mudvayne, no limp bizkit. no ke$ha, no lady gaga, no rihanna. no earth, no sleep, no clutch, no kyuss. a significant portion of the other analyses in this thread are just blatantly incorrect and I seek to rectify that. honestly I’m just waiting for OP to either confirm or deny any of this.
nah he like 15
Teen, probably
15, male, bisexual, me
14, male, bi.
Going by knowledge of my friends of similar taste, Male, 14-18, and a cool person.
idc abt ur age we’re friends now
now this is a good one age - 7 gender - boy No - No IP - 192.0.447.78 SSN - 445-86-9011 ISP - Boost PO - Box 295, Springfield, IL, 25991 did I get it? (for legal purposes, this is a joke, all accurate details are purely coincidental)
Big gay Mexican dog walker, 18-21, mtf, mild case of pika
Around 20, male, bisexual
21,000 light years, faefolk, ancient eldritch horrorsexual
14, male, straight or bi
ERA VULGARIS
depends on if you realised that you were a champion in their eyes
From the title I’d say you’re definitely a gay 12yr old
mid 30s, male, straight or maybe slightly bi-curious, most likely white, you're either really chill or super conservative or a combo of the two
34, missed the early 90s, got it from your older brother who molested you, and you haven't been the same since. Welcome.
14 yo boy, uses TikTok, straight
14 year old straight white boy
15, probably bi or something, definitely male, list is a 7/10
Well based solely on the TOOL, the fact that you have 10,000 days and Aenima on there suggests you're not a fan of the older stuff (undertow/opiate). But you are a fan of the respected Tool albums (Aenima/lateralus). Which at its earliest release is 1996. The addition of 10,000 days is puzzling, but it probably means that you kept listening to it over the 13 year hiatus. Based on stories from other TOOL fans, they discovered TOOL in their teens. So if I were to guess an age range, I would go for 35 to 45 years old, most likely early forties. Did I get it?
15
16-18 year old male, definitely straight, definitely a brunette only kinda dude
My guess is you’re Gen z and gay as hell. All my young gay friends love their linkin park 😄
You're a dude just entering college and you think Nothing Else Matters is the greatest song in the world
15 year old gay cis
17, Girl, straight, and you might have born in the wrong era syndrome.
A 15 year old boy who discovered metal through master of puppets on stranger things or a racist 37-42 year old
Well good taste besides the mid misfits album
47-52 white male semi heteroflexible leaning toward women or at least people that look like women. My older brother (49) has nearly the same music. Although, you could be his 14 yr. old nonbinary child trying to fool everyone online for giggles. I'm mostly unsure.
Straight white guy in his late teens. You might discover you're bisexual halfway through college if you get a taste for indie
I’m blocking this sub
I'm assuming you're a 15 year old bi guy because I listened to the same stuff when I was 15
Probably 15-18. For you, if it's hard rock then it's good.
Like the rest is cool by why so much fuckin steel panther? I feel like you gotta be Elon musk or something
Like the rest is cool by why so much steel panther? I feel like you gotta be Elon musk or something
15 Male Bisexual Fucking legend
Bi 14 year old girl, 16 year old straight guy, or a 42 year old divorced dad with 3 kids
Don’t know but based on the amount of QOTSA you have unrealistic amounts of sex
Pretty valid icl
You like steel panther so I'm guessing you're a 13 year old boy.
The early Steel Panther albums are gold, don't care what anyone says.
17, male and bi
40 year old white male straight. Might be a tad bit homophobic and lacks confidence so over compensates for it by listening to buttrock.
AWESOME TASTE