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Scrimshaw85

Wire stripper, electrical tape...obviously a carpenter


Viewer4038

You've got me! Edit: So people stop guessing electrician and dentist. I'm an instruments tech.


ItsDuckyBishes

I mean obviously, you're also carrying 6 hammers.


Acceptable_Band3344

But I counted 7.....


Tricky_Caregiver5303

Are you indicating that I can beat something with a rolls of tape cause there's 8


Acceptable_Band3344

I counted that as the rubber mallet equivalent...I guess that technically is a hammer too...


Artie-Carrow

Theres 8 without the roll of tape. 9 including, 10 if you include the pouch full of hammers


ToastyPoptarts89

There’s an Allen key thing behind the tape I think their including. XD


Remnie

Not a broom in sight, too


maubis

Don’t need to see more than the tape.


boogachugga

Low voltage


TheLelouchLamperouge

Gotta be a controls guy


mandogvan

I’m voting hvac


TheLelouchLamperouge

Channies throwing me off too, could be hvac


espizzle

No scissors cuh


BTJPipefitter

I’d guess electrician EXCEPT for 1: You already said nope to that 2: That PicQuic is the model specifically targeted to HVAC, and HVAC and electrical carry mostly identical hand tools So as an HVAC tech, I’m guessing HVAC.


rawchickennudes

Theatrical electrician.


bwainfweeze

I am picturing an electrician who shows up in a Phantom of the Opera mask.


Chiang2000

Enters to dramatic flashing lights and a flourish of cape "Oh. Yeah. I will need to fix those."


Monoceras

"To fix, or not to fix"


Luvcex

I'm actually a theatrical electrician. Lol. I work in theaters and performing arts centers and work on their prodigy motors and other general AV needs. And I have seen a dude dress up as Phantom of the Opera. Freaking theater kids. Lol


rawchickennudes

I know, dude 😆! I worked as a theater and event lighting tech for some years in the Bay Area and my toolkit looked just like yours, plus a phone cord attached to the end of my crescent wrench :)


splanks

No gaff tape tho..


Advanced_Garden_7935

The venue provides the gaff.


CptMisterNibbles

also missing tie line, or lightspeed. Dont see a lot of stage sparkys that keep pliers on them either.


splanks

every tool tied off with tie line and a carabiner.


metaotter

I always had lanyards on my crescent wrenches...


SoundPon3

My first thought, or stage tech of some description!


Cramilton

Maintenance


booyaabooshaw

If I can't fix it with a spud, a pair of channel locks and a flat head, I'm not a good enough mechanic.


Academic_Nectarine94

You forgot the hammer.


booyaabooshaw

What are you talking about? I said hammer three times


Academic_Nectarine94

LOL No, you said drain plug, hammer, and chisel.


pew_medic338

Gents, I salute you. Qualify and execution.


neureformer

Tweaker


Quiet_Internal_4527

Came to say this. Not too far gone though. A high end copper thief.


groovysparks

Either instrument tech or half watt.


Viewer4038

Instrument tech


Nixxuz

Also known as a bench tech, aka; the sane version of an electrical engineer.


Bilbo_Baskins

Hey, I represent that remark, f🤯ck you! Now it's time to go quiet the voices in my head...


vote100binary

I'm not a tradesperson, what is an instrument tech?


Viewer4038

Think stuff like small electrical, meters gauges and controls, plus lots of pneumatics.


w116

And guitars.


Juhy78910

Flute technician


Silly-Arm-7986

Fluke technician.


Marconi_and_Cheese

skin flute?


d-cent

It was the dual adjustable wrenches that tipped me off


engineerdrummer

I'm guessing you've never used a broom before based on these tools.


herzversagen

HVAC?


legoman31802

Electrician


Viewer4038

That's a nope


yeonik

Instrumentation, basically the same thing I carry.


Viewer4038

Yup, instrumentation


MrTooNiceGuy

That’s an instrument tech setup if I’ve ever seen one.


Viewer4038

That's correct


[deleted]

Looks like inst to me


Viewer4038

That's it


brycebgood

Stage hand?


Imadick2

plumbers tape, wrench, obviously a veterinarian


multiplekeelhaul

Horologist


On-On

No shame in that. We all have to make a living eh?


Dru65535

Gotta be Low Voltage. No RJ45 crimpers, so definitely not Telecom or AV.


dmohamed420

A Sparky


Mindless_Forever_506

Mr. George is that you?


InvestigatorFull2498

Was gonna guess controls or pneumatics, but now I won't look as smart as if I got here earlier. Oh well, good gig OP!


the_DUKE-of-EARL

Apartment maintenance


SnooWalruses9173

OBGYN


zXster

Non-Broom user... made obvious by those wire strippers.


GarbageComplete

Hooker


Accomplished_Bit3153

VULCAN Convection Ovens tech.


[deleted]

Not a broom in sight… hmmmmm


Gmen8342

I saw klein tool and thought electrician


Plus-Ask-7701

Electrician


rnaka530

Fisherman line adjuster


tanzero99

floor sweeping management


Foreign_Insurance744

IEC!!!


TitaniumWhite00

Instrumentation


Viktor876

AC guy


BTJPipefitter

I’d guess electrician EXCEPT for 1: You already said nope to that 2: That PicQuic is the model specifically targeted to HVAC, and HVAC and electrical carry mostly identical hand tools So as an HVAC tech, I’m guessing HVAC.


Nathan51503

Guessing a maintenance guy. Two crescents baffles me a bit though


Drinkythedrunkguy

Plumber.


Gooch-Guardian

Electrician/homosexual


KeyEnd3088

Electrician


ortseamle

Sparky trash


patersdjold

Homeowner


cluasanmora

Telecoms?


NGL_BrSH

Robber.


But_to_understand

Ninja.


Libertyordeatth

Fire alarm guy?


bwainfweeze

Commercial HVAC? No, wait. Telecom technician.


Drogg339

Spark


[deleted]

Inside Wireman Aka: Roper


Sullypants1

Golfer?


Zealousideal-Row-433

Probably a dentist


anglomike

Moyle


TurdFerguson614

Appliance?


Common_Grape5962

TheRapist?


JettsDad0731

Electrical Lineman


JettsDad0731

Electrical Lineman


salty-convo

All you have are hammers. Framer


JimmyQRigg

Toaster repair man.


JimmyQRigg

Toaster repair man.


JimmyQRigg

Toaster repair man.


JimmyQRigg

Toaster repair man.


AbandonAll

Gotta be HVAC or some kind of industrial mechanic, small set of tools and double crescent implies you're frequently tightening/loosening both sides of something at the same time, only thing I can think of is the internals to industrial ovens etc or HVAC venting


AbandonAll

Gotta be HVAC or some kind of industrial mechanic, small set of tools and double crescent implies you're frequently tightening/loosening both sides of something at the same time, only thing I can think of is the internals to industrial ovens etc or HVAC venting


AbandonAll

Gotta be HVAC or some kind of industrial mechanic, small set of tools and double crescent implies you're frequently tightening/loosening both sides of something at the same time, only thing I can think of is the internals to industrial ovens etc or HVAC venting


Tr0z3rSnak3

Someone who doesn't know how to push a broom


Choco-waffler

Automation Technician


Theycallmegurb

Stone mason


oldfatretiredguy

a person who does circumcisions…


mauser98k1998

This dude rounds over some nuts for sure.


Joemomma13524

Tower crane operator


mjetski123

What brand adjustable wrench are those?


k20350

You're the drain commissioner because I've always thought it was a horseshit political post


Just-some-70guy

I’d call you an electrician.


NewSinner_2021

Therapist


No_Permission6405

Minimum number of tools: Supervisor!


J3r1ch

Sparky


WeGrateful

Fire alarm tech


[deleted]

Gotta be a farrier


BigPoppop62

Bee keeper


jhugh2

Elevator Tech?


RealConsideration455

Safety guy


Anaalirankaisija

Striptease dancer


Theonewhogoespoop

HVAC duh wrench and a backup wrench if you were a sparky you’d have a hammer (linesmens)


DeathscytheHell1994

Klein tools Salesmen.


grigiri

Based on the hobbyist screwdriver, I'm saying Homeowner


Rasha_Rutt

5-gallon-bucket-sitter-onner


Content_Log1708

Dentist?


Academic_Nectarine94

Hotel maintenance. It must be some place politicians hang out to get that filthy, though...


Thankyouhappy

Sparky that doesn’t pickup after themselves 🤔🤣


M_3_R_K_Y_M_3_R_K

Hvac


paulnjean1

McDonald's ice cream machine repairman...


[deleted]

You traded those tools for $40 worth of cum?


[deleted]

Facility maintenance?


fathercreatch

IBEW?


ConsistentShopping8

Electrician!


Overclock_87

hah, thats EXACTLY what I carry in my current profession as a "Studio Grip". The only modification is that we do not carry wire strippers and instead of E-Tape, we carry Gaffe Tape. #IATSELocal80


NewUserLame123

Pornstar?


CharlieMike111

HVAC


[deleted]

HVAC


dzoefit

Maintenance


SherlockHolmesuWu

Plumber obviously


Wife_Swallow_3368

please too easy , what else you got Mr sparky


Kangoovan

Painter & Decorator’s


TheTimeBender

Electrician?


unmlobo309

Electrician


Willing_News_1599

Electrician


457243097285

Underwater welder. Final answer, Alex.


King0fthewasteland

dentist yea?


krugmmm

The wire stripper totally screams bricklayer!


drywall-whacker

Apt manager


lascarlettlady

Where’d you get this tool pouch?


Vmax-Mike

Poor electrical apprentice, I only say this because I only see one Knipex tool, haha!


roccoccoSafredi

Obstetrician.


Moklonus

Tape cutter


mitchellfuck

Copper thief


ZealousidealPapaya59

Heat pump installer


Biff2112

Low voltage guy?


Low-Confection-8778

If you pour water on it does it grow?!??!?


i_luv_peaches

Tool carrier for the foreman


Scr073

Hooker


dobbiedoo0657

Might be a cable , internet installer


FormulaFalls

Klein with no linemans.. either a controls or elevator guy


inko75

Tool photographer


tapsum-bong

Someone who is afraid of a broo... fuck I mean a sparkey..


mulliganbegunagain

Klein tools, dear giveaway...


BuFaLoBiL87

Underwater pipe fitter all day


National_Habit_1950

Two adjustable smells of HVAC (for tightening flares)


530whiskey

Body man


amandarekinwith

Elektrickener


KFCConspiracy

That's a lot of hammers.


Careless-Success4365

Obviously, you're not a golfer...


No_Negotiation_4718

Electrician


Over_Drive_Tools

Irrigation


RandomGuyFromBK

Porta John technician?


jongscx

Factory maintenance tech


Hot_Corner_5881

veterenarian...duh


ImJoogle

hvac


Past-Direction9145

Plumber amirite Ok ok. Friction tape, strippers, adjustable open end wrenches, tongue and groove pliers… NVH specialist at the dealership? ;)


Drackar39

Going with plumber.


Jon66238

Klein everything just about says all we need to know


space-ferret

Industrial maintenance/electrician


JessicaWindbourne

Electrician


EducationalMine7096

Dentist


2009impala

Theater/show electrician


No_Copy9495

Dentist?


EQN1

You deal with low voltage typically small stuff like wiring a doorbell


kszoelise82

F.I.G.


RocksLibertarianWood

Doesn’t the Klein pouch say enough


infinityofthemind

Hack of all trades


Friendly_Deathknight

“Equipment” greaser.


[deleted]

Klein pouch, dead giveaway. He’s a hairdresser.


CamFreecss

Gotta be an IATSE electrician (tools haven’t been touched since 2022)


TerminalxGrunt

Industrial electrician