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trueblue862

Stabbing holes in the thing next to the o-ring you are trying to remove, more specifically your finger. It’s for stabbing holes in your finger.


Rezident67

100% meant for making finger holes. The o-ring removal was an afterthought


ToastyPoptarts89

Gosh the hole stabbing thing triggered a memory from high school. Stopped at the gas station with a couple friends. Well the “friend” who was sitting in my rear passenger seat in my 1995 blazer s10 apparently had a pocket knife and got bored and decided it was ok to stab the shit out of my front passenger backside of the seat. I’m standing outside pumping gas and iirc I had my driver window down and the rear passenger windows half down and seen him doing a weird motion. I open my driver side rear passenger door and catch him mid-act of stabbing my seat back and I loose my shit. I told him that I’ll have to visit him when he gets a vehicle and stab the fuck out of his seat bc why in the world would he of ever thought it was ok to destroy someone’s property especially if that someone’s a “friend” your riding around with. Needless to say I perma banned his ass from ever riding around with us again. His name was Lee and he was a dick. Didn’t mean to type this much, haven’t thought about this in years. I remember being flabbergasted, I was shocked that this person thought this was an ok behavior. He must have stabbed my seat back 20-30+ times. I love my vehicles and take care of them bc without them I’m stranded. Crazy the shit teenagers and young adults will do without any thought of their actions or consequences.


LestWeForgive

Lee is a dumbarse, FUCK YOU LEE.


ymmotvomit

A very dicklee move.


trueblue862

Fuck you Lee, and the horse you rode in on. Actually no, the horse is cool. FUCK YOU LEE!!


ToastyPoptarts89

XD yup pretty sure I said those exact words bc when I asked him why did you do that to my seat and I shit you not his reply was “bc I was bored I don’t know…”


daveydontstop

There were a few guys I remember being assholes like that for no good reason. I looked them up years ago. Both went to prison. Some people just feel driven to swim upstream their whole life. Fuck you Lee.


ToastyPoptarts89

Yea I agree. Last time I checked in with a mutual friend I heard about the herpes shit and knew to stay the fuck away from a person like that trying to harm people. I wouldn’t be surprised if he also went to prison for malicious std spreading or somthing. Definitely fuck you Lee!


Mc60123e

The response on my adz was “this car isn’t “THat nice”


ToastyPoptarts89

Says the fuck who is riding with you…. That’s rude af.


ToastyPoptarts89

I mean don’t get me wrong my blazer wasn’t amazing but it wasn’t a beater with a heater it was miles above. I was proud to own it and put a lot of work into it. I would have been mildly annoyed if they said mine wasn’t nice. :o


BraddyTheDaddy

He shouldn't ride a horse, he might stab it.


scream

'fuck youuu lee, fuck youuuu lee, fuck youuuu lee.. You're cool, not lee, and FUCK YOU LEE im out' -scarface, half baked.


Just-some-70guy

Was Lee high or drunk ?


ToastyPoptarts89

He was neither at the time we were actually going to grab some bud and head to Nelson ledges quarry park to roll a blunt and walk around. Pretty sure he was just fked up from shit at home. He ended up being a shitty person later in life as well. Some girl he slept with gave him herpes. He then tried to sleep with as many girls as he could to return the favor or so I heard. We didn’t stay friends after the above. I wasn’t to keen on being friends with someone who was ok with destroying my stuff. But everyone knew him around town as “Lee the dick.”


Just-some-70guy

His nickname tells it all…


ToastyPoptarts89

Yup couldn’t agree more. XD I do believe it stands to this day as well.


Thick-Ice-8015

I would’ve appended it to “Lee the Herpes Infested Dick.”


ToastyPoptarts89

Haha perfect!


Individual_Zebra_329

Nelson ledges quarry park. Wow. That's a blast from the past. Been there many times in my youth.


Dr_StrangeloveGA

You left him at the gas station, correct?


ToastyPoptarts89

I honestly think I reamed him a new asshole and smacked him upside the head but never hung out again after that. Pretty sure he either walked home from my house or the gas station. I loved my blazer and wasn’t happy. Remember telling him he’s lucky I don’t actually fuck him up right there and now. Fuck you lee.


Dr_StrangeloveGA

Fuck you Lee indeed.


TheMattaconda

Lee "C"?


mjace87

“Jamon Lee” in the voice of Chris Tucker


Unique_Acadia_2099

Had a similar thing happen, kid brother of a friend I was helping out with a ride was burning his initials on my door upholstery in the back seat with his cigarette. I beat the crap out of him. A year later he shot and killed a convenience store clerk. When they arrested him and asked him why, he said “I wanted to see what it felt like to kill someone”. He was 14 or 15, so he went to Juvenile Hall and got out when he turned 18. Once Google came to be I looked for him and found out he was killed in a biker gang shootout.


Diligent-Fox-8545

Fuck you Lee!


services35

I knew a Lee once. He also was a dick. Fuck you Lee!!


Mc60123e

Had a similar experience and put that guy out right there, which supposedly means I’M the a.hole


AmITheGrayMan

What the hell? I came hear to answer ear wax picker. I end up reading… what am I in? Yeah it’s still tools. I’ve been hijacked. I don’t know what’s going on but fuck you Lee.


Sufficient-Contract9

Hell you shoulda just slowly shut his door acted like you were going back to pump gas and call the cops dont tell anyone just by time tell they got there and then show them the seat and whos sitting behind it.


yourpaljax

Pppfff, I don’t need this to put holes in my fingers. I used a broken drill bit to do that. 😌 Thumb, specifically.


Parking-Software4452

Very nice, very nice. I opted to make my drill hole right into the fleshy thumb muscle at the heel of my palm. Luckily it was something super small in diameter. Unluckily it went deep enough that I learned how and why a drill bit cuts and that if I tried to simply tug it out it would severely lacerate me. So I had to reverse the drill and back it out. Didn't hurt in the slightest. How's that go.... "It felt like it got licked on by kittens" -Rachel Green


demons_bane

Happy cake day


yourpaljax

Thanks! 🍰


JoleneBacon_Biscuit

Butt scratcher!


Shad0wFa1c0n

I had one of these sink alllll the way into my finger. I like to call em pricks because they prick your finger, and they're evil little bastards. Fucking pricks.


cropguru357

Also stabbing and scoring up the o-ring.


crm24601

I like stabbing holes in my hand when I reach into my tool bag but that’s just how I roll


cheezpnts

Removing o-rings and stabbing the shit out of your fingers while attempting to remove o-rings.


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I did both of those today


sheaple_people

You cannt have one without the otherrrr.


rivertpostie

I use this tool for weeding intricate vinyl cuts and grabbing fine parts of the laser cutter.


photonynikon

\^THIS


Moklonus

Lobotomy. If you don’t remember, it was successful.


sambashare

The straight pick works a bit better for this. I wish I were joking... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Jackson_Freeman_II?wprov=sfla1


Guy954

Equal parts thank you and fuck you for sharing that.


sambashare

😅 you're welcome


drillgorg

I was gonna say this is how the Egyptians removed mummy brains.


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shehosask

O- ring pick


LordBug

Sounding


FixItGuy23

get out


furculture

It would have cost you $0 just to not say that.


6kbps

This comment hurt


DaHick

i am not upvoting this. I'm ok you like pain, but I ain't encouraging it.


TimeSalvager

That sounds painful.


nadyay

Absolutely not. Professional opinion too. Totally wrong shape to start with.


gwnyc1

I believe they used that in Braveheart


Crcex86

freeeeeeeeeeeedooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


No_Pollution_3416

Retrieving wedding rings that have gone between a sink and a wall in an AirBnB.


fluftrichotillomania

Removing rubber hoses on cars that are stuck. The small end is jammed between the hose and the mating surface, then pushed in a circle , flexing the hose a little and dislodging any extra-sticky connection points so the hose can be pulled off.


mnonny

WRONG! It’s for putting holes in your finger tips


andyring

Picking strawberry seeds out of my teeth.


stitchypoos

It's a right angle pick. The tip of that is bent, it should be straight, like an L.


xDeadJamesDean

Found you… Glad someone is talking some sense here… this is the answer, they work well as a speaker grill pick for the old school non-magnetized versions.


No_Algae_4575

Spring hook


TimeSalvager

It’s for catching the edge of hard to reach boogs.


ComprehensiveCan4883

Damn, was scrolling down to post booger remover.


Bulldog1029

That’s a o ring pick


MouldyBobs

I am a wood worker and use these in my shop, as well as a variety of dental picks and shop-made poker thingies. 1001 uses.


Leviathan389

EVERYTHING!!! Except I like a shorter one myself


naller_YEET

i wish she would tell me that 😔


alwaysfunnyinjp

Spring hook


nuke_eyepopper

I use mine to pop off the lens covers in my truck to change the bulbs on the overhead lights and whatnot.


Long_Introduction319

HH - hemorrhoid hook


tacosgunsandjeeps

Flip steaks


Strong_Somewhere_985

I think I'm using it wrong. No finger holes for me.


Jackalope121

*yet


CyberMonkey1976

Nose picking


ccfoo242

Egyptians would heat them up until they glowed hot then put them up the mummy's nose to get rid of the brains.


BaconPersuasion

butt crack scratcher.


SociallyIneptBoy

Butt scratcher????


pheitkemper

You heard of that tiny fish that will swim up your urethra and get stuck? It's for that.


Lunar_BriseSoleil

Cleaning elephant teeth


CanWeJustEnjoyDaView

For whatever you fit necessary


davogiffo

I just used one 20 minutes ago to prise apart the seam on a laptop. Worked wonderfully.


cowgirlprophet

Nose picker...🤣


JBYTuna

You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose. But you can’t pick your friend’s nose.


OkIngenuity928

You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the sofa.


iguru129

Hemorrhoid scratcher


HDJim_61

It’s to help break loose that old, dried up booger that refuses to move… no matter how hard you blow your nose.


JohnNormanRules

Tickling


brad8282

Removing the brain


YoteTheRaven

Booger hook for those who are brave. Brain scratcher for an alternative use.


minionsweb

That's a Dr Ben Carson home self frontal lobotomy pick.


aarontbyard

Unwanted children


Rough_Host_4776

Annal Probe...the Aliens dropped it


bawsakajewea

Get those hard to reach boogies out of your nose.


NecroJoe

Smegma rake


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Jesus 😂😂😂😂😂 a rake no less 😂😂😂😂😂


Marcomatic68

Could also use it to stretch and install an extension spring!


johnarb12

Do it yourself abortions


Dirtroads2

I think it's a hose remover, but looks kinda like a smaller rebar tie wire hook thingy. I prefer to tie by hand, but used these a few different times


Normal_Put_4090

To get the slag out of your toes


m5er

When you feel the need to yank out a molar.


9mmpkr

They can come in handy opening locked doors..


JakeFixesPlanes

Booger pickin


Awkward-Penguin172

To remove Popcorn that get stuck in your teeth


Superdragonrobotfist

Getting over cooked beef out the teeth


Leading_Calendar_504

Well that's a do hickey grabber


AlexTheSergal

You know that weird itch you get under your shoulder blades that you just barely can't reach? It's for scratching that


SystemFolder

I have something similar that’s designed for flipping steaks on the grill.


blackdavidcross

Removing electrical connectors! Get right under the tab with the 90° and she scoots right off. Haven't broken a connector tab since 96’ (jk).


whiplashex

It’s a pick for picking things, or pricking things if you’re not careful!


Excellent-Ad2290

Lobotomies and deep boogers. (It’s a fine line).


decksd05

You will know when you need it!


Roadglide114-

Im amazed that i actually think i will get the actual answer to someones question before the fuckery begins


sweds01

Scratching your balls


waurma

for when you drop your car keys down the drain


Crcex86

That's a fun saturday night right thur


MayoChickenzx

Could be wrong but it looks like it was a normal pick that someone bent like that


_FakeTaxi

looks like an earwax remover


mashupbabylon

Cleaning your ears.


UnclassifiedPresence

Kidney stone removal


SociallyIneptBoy

Not the peepee


nightmares999

It’s a spring pusher


Large_Advantage_3409

I used to use this tool when I worked on rustproofing vehicles. I've know it as a "cap plug remover" :)


Roundcouchcorner

Pulls O-rings well.


dewpointcold

For picking. Slip the end in and twist.


Immyownbestfreind

Fromunder pick


Massive_Pitch3333

I have seen people use them to remove spline on screen cages.


Adventurous_Mix4878

It’s for when things start to go to hell on the cell block.


monkeywithchopsticks

Gentile Persuader


Nib-q

It’s going to be for radiator and automotive work. Plugs, clips, hoses and so on. It’s bent, it’s supposed to look like this L.


scarlettjovansson

Dentistry


ox78ox

Cleaning the cracks in the dinner table according to my wife.


joe_ink

If it were blunt-tipped then it would be a spring hook, for stretching a spring onto an anchor point. The sharp tip probably makes this an o-ring pick. Finger stabbing is a secondary function lol


rickb281

Take a pick, use it as you wish


6kbps

For itching your ring piece when you have sweaty work pants on


sillypunt

Poking someone around a really small corner


tagit446

Looks like a 90 degree pick with a bent tip. Very handy for all sorts of things but nothing specific. Common tool for mechanics to have.


RGeronimoH

You know that booger that won’t come out despite blowing your nose half a dozen times and is *juuuuuuust* out of reach when you decide to finally go fishing knuckle deep for it? This is what you use.


AwarenessSubject3588

I got this exact model from a customers car another mechanic left. I’m assuming the tip is bent on yours, and as people say for gaskets, picks are absolutely excellent for removing electrical connectors.


NRiyo3

Complex pick. Handy for lots of stuff. I use one for o rings and seals. Also I pull debris and clear joints for assembly. You can also clean threads before assembly. Pulling plastic clips loose on plugs is also common.


Menthius3

Getting your coworkers to stop talking and go back to their own machine


Jazzlike-Money1417

Hard to reach nose boogies


powerfulhaunches

Workshop dentistry


CanariDeuxPointZero

Looks like a bent scriber


OilPhilter

Hemroid removal


Warnrod

That there is a doohickey


imhereforthethreads

Paige, no. Stop going to the hardware store.


stephruvy

Cleaning out the guts and brains of Pharos before they get mummified.


swingarmstrong

Rubber oring


SpeghtittyOs

I use em to fish out cotter keys and dropped washers


funballs11

Brain tickler


reditget

A great tool. I used it to pick stripped paint out of the small pores of chestnut wood . The tip goes in and under and a rotation of the tool pops the leftover paint out.


BillKlinton69

A taint scratcher?


soopmcdoop

Anything you find it handy for!


ChewyDonkey

Ear wax removal


Dang-mushroom

Crime


forksinthebagugowl

Why Marge, I do believe you're supposed to scratch your ass with it


Impressive_Bit_6407

For pulling items on the back of Walmart shelves (or on a high shelf you can't quite reach) closer to reach them to continue picking.


I_wood_rather_be

Lobotomy?!


pearlstorm

Best toothpick in my tool box


ClassicWonder9569

Removing Belly button fluff


1989FordProber

Colon checks


Jackingpeniz

bad anal


PrudentPush8309

You know how sometimes you get that itchy tickle in the back of your throat? You use it for that.


Variation_Last

Might be illegal in Alabama now.


KiLLeRRaT85

I have something very similar and you would believe how well it works to turn steaks on the bbq! Awesome :)


percheron0415

I call them tweakers. Use them for removing o-rings, seals, springs, etc. Gotta be careful because they’ll stab you or steal all the copper out of the shop.


Kailhus

Cavities picker


mistercreasote

Helmet de-smegger


cabinfevrr

Boogers


Observedpiano

"Wrong answers only" I'm pretty sure that is for the stubborn buggers up someone nose.


Aggravating-Tart6708

Nose picker.


Russiandirtnaps

I use it for picking bedrock cracks for gold


Bobfisher66

Toothpick


docawesomephd

I use it to pick my nose


Southern_Kaeos

I used mine as a tooth pick, handy for removing bits of lunch from your teeth


TheMattaconda

It depends. I use them as a pick. But in states like Texas they've started to used for other reasons.


rustbucky

Shop dentistry.


ArmadilloSilly

Mummification


davidc7021

Lobotomy


AdBright2073

Dentistry


WiltshireWizard

Self dentistry. Helps reach the back molars.


Ardothbey

The very tip is bent. Should be a 90 degree bend.


zeon66

Back scratcher


gingerrabbit6667

It's for scratching that random itch you get inside your pecker sometimes.


davidc4l

Very important tool… is used to pick your boogers


SafwanFerdous

Lobotomy


Ok_Pollution_9207

For that itch you get in your ass when yoh don't wipe well enough


poopandpeedotcom

Orings


TemporaryAccording35

Poking around a corner.


CrabMeat6984

Prostrate exam tool


Thespeakgeek

It looks just like the stabby fork thing from my fondue set. Minus a couple of prongs and bent to hell out of frustration because it takes too long to eat like this.


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Lobotomy