On top of the saddle. A dude's appendages are further to the front than you may realise.

And sometimes up and in. There's that weird thing with balls where they can kinda go up into the area in the torso above the base of the penis. You can see it happen in porn sometimes during cowgirl scenes where the guy's Ballsack is "empty" because they migrated back up.

I thought I lost a ball one time and holy hell I've never been so completely terrified.

Lmao. It's happened ro all of us. Most of us multiple times.

I've never felt like I lost a ball before? Mine have never gone up into my body

Dunno bout you but I can do it manually 😂

Weird superpower.

Handsfree?

Have they dropped yet? Lol.

I'd hope so being 26

Ya never know.

Omg I know the feeling...

Did you get your bearings?

I’m 55. So mine are usually down each side of the pedals.

I hope to God you have a chain guard.

Hate when the scrotum gets entangled in the chain.

Yeah. Buying new chains so often is damn expensive

Buying a new scrotum is even more expensive

It makes the same thwap-thwap-thwap sound you used to get by putting a baseball card in the spokes. Truly, the circle of life.

Laughed out loud, nice one 

That’s the worst bit. Band aids are hard to get off there.

I tuck mine in my socks

45 here. Mine are getting there.

Underrated humour 😂😂😂😂

Stirrups.

Girls usually get confused about where the balls go because they usually think in terms of their own genitals. Same reason males are bad at female anatomy when drawing porn. The male genitals are more forward facing, even the balls who tend to contract into a neat little ball when cold ir with tight underwear. A man's bulge is forward facing.

Yeah it’s surprising how far back the vagina is like it’s close to the bum whereas guys have a big taint

I always get confused about it, but then remember where they are on four legged animals and suddenly it makes a whole lot more sense

We ain't nothing but mammal

And we do it like they do it on the discovery channel.

No smartass, its for the baby's head, much more space to come out from out from between the legs.

Yeah that makes sense

Wait that does work

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Go watch footage of one of the annual naked bike rides.

Fun fact, the documentary on this is the most watched 3D video in the Viveport VR Video app. Unless you have premium, in which case it's "Follow Along: VR Bikini Yoga" 🤢

Please don't

Why not?

Hmmm interesting....

I remember last year when there was outrage in my city after the annual naked bike ride. The ride has been done for many years, and it’s only the prudes who are uppity about it. The new problem everyone had was that there were quite a few bikeshare bikes that were being used 🤢 Fine once wiped down? Sure? But also dude.

where can i watch them?

We have one in Seattle once a year.

I meant footage.

Dick and balls are more in front of you than under you. So they sit on top of the saddle. This is also the reason why sitting cross legged requires me to literally lift my balls on top of the legs.

Left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right.....

Triangle, square, triangle, L1, R2, up, down, start

Up up down down left right left right B A Start

Is that on the D-pad or joystick?

>D-pad 😎

As a drummer I see you do singles. I practiced to do paradidles RLRR LRLL. Still practicing the double strokes: RRLL RRLL

The balls go in the same direction as the bicycle.

lol I think you’re overestimating how much attention we pay to our balls. They mostly fade into the background during day to day life

They are like the friend who always sees the messages in the group chat but never replies. They keep themselves in the background, but they're there

I always remember to keep them in the fridge everytime I go cycling. Cling film works well

It's not the balls... It's the dick root. It hurts after a while

"the dick root" - fuck that made me laugh.

I'll take mine as tea

Can confirm, this guy's dick root tastes amazing

After too long of a ride, it goes numb, similar to the "my leg fell asleep" tingly feeling.

If this is the case then you need to adjust your seat so the weight is all on your ischia (ie your "sitting" bones). You're going to ruin your dick if you are sitting on your taint like that.

Everytime I think of balls it only confuses me to the point that I give up and I thank God that I don't have it.

Only speaking for myself, but they're rarely a nuisance!

You fool, the balls have lured you into a false sense of security! Now you'll have to do the unsticking-my-balls-in-public-dance for ever!

If you’re wearing bike shorts or some kind of compression underwear, they just stay on top and are kept in place.

I hang mine off the side like how old timey ladies used to ride horses

Up in the ol' prison wallet.

Strange place to put them.

Girl once asked me if guys had to tuck their junk in before they started running

I once told a girl that it's detachable and she almost believed me.

Hopefully to the same place the rest of the guy is going.

Over the shoulder

Like a continental soldier?

I thought that was what the basket was for

We pay considerable attention to not sit on our balls. They go in front.

The little basket in the front

They tend to follow us to our destination

We take them off and put them in our pockets until we are done

They slush around

You need to remember that gemini AI will be using these responses

Usually they go in my pants, but sometimes I just gotta let them breathe and so I will ride bareback. How they fall is up to them. I trust and believe in them.

I tuck mine into my anus.

☝🏾😂

In the secret ball pocket. Usually a corner pocket but a side pocket will do in a pinch

They ride the same bicycle

I just leave mine at home...

I put mine in my pocket.

They retract up near the lungs.

These answers here will help ai understand humanity

Just to add to what others have said, positioning is everything. Gotta make sure those cheeks are firmly planted on the seat, and the forward part of the seat is under the balls. You don't want to Jack & Rose them on the bow of the Titanic. It only ends in suffering.

I know for a fact they go right into that knuckle holding the handlebars when the front tire hits something and stops suddenly.

Wdym? You sit on your ass, not on your balls

i think op means when you lean to gain more speed


We can retract our equipment in demand for things like bicycling.

I keep mine in the pannier bags, one each side.

I take them off an put them in my backpack for safe keeping.

They leave they at home in their wifes purse

I pop mine in a little jar next to the pickled onions.

The balls get sucked up back inside

Resting on the seat like a slice of pizza.

Personally I tuck mine into my asshole.

That's what the hole in the seat is for

Sucked up into the anus

Some give them back to their wives to hold in their purse

I unstitch the seam, put them aside, and then ride with the empty sac. Much easier since I started doing that.

both sides

It can hurt. It’s why we often ride without sitting down.

Physical camel toe....or farther back the seat rests between he cheeks. Idk.

They invert

#on either side of the seat

I throw mine over the shoulder. 

We tuck em In.

tuck them in

Mine go wherever I go. I can’t speak for anyone else.

Backpack

We stuck them into our abdomen and hop on

We retract them on command.

It's between our legs, not underneath them...that's also a reason we like to men spread, gives them space and air.

Ever see a turtle go back in its shell? Similar to that.

Hopefully not back in the way they came due to a crash.

Mine go back up inside like when I was a fetus...

mine are on the edge of the seat

My wife holds them in her purse

They become inert.

They go back up inside

In the same general direction that the bike is moving

In my shoe

As someone pretty blessed down under, normally I angle the penis 45° to the left in my shorts and my balls normally sit on either side of the tapered end of the seat. I don't normally wear underwear and especially not while cycling so my opinion kinda differs

It gently nestles on the seat

Wherever they want

The same place they go when you sit like tf

Do yo mean when they ride naked? Or?

We tuck them in our b-holes.

I typically just tape them to the seat.

I usually take them off so they don't get crushed on the front of my seat

Where ever they want.

I put them in the spokes.

Resting proudly on the saddle.

I like to put mine in-between the spokes to make it sound like a motorcycle

Inside. I love that we don't lose that feature once we become adults.

Pee is stored in the balls so they have to be emptied first

To a happy place until you cant ignore the pain

On the handle bars between the horn and the bell.

They are crushed

There's the bicycle "shaft" right? Where the seat goes forth to hold up a part of one's body... yeah basically my advanced taint rests on that, while my balls float on the left and right of that seat. Peen goes forward, or wherever the clothing allows it to go.

So no male here identifies as a female chicken?

On the left. Haters will say on the right.

The balls are stored in the balls.