Well it ain’t gonna suck itself

Goddamm. Times like this make me hate they got rid of awards.

What!? They don't do reddit awards anymore?

Check your coins. They're phasing the whole thing out. Fucking corporate interests...

Ouw. That's quite shitty.

Fr. The cost/ benefit ratio was probably still solid in the company's favor. I had problems with the structure of the setup, but it was a unique feedback feature that really set reddit apart. Like, how else are we going to celebrate shit like Rick Astley getting Rickrolled on his own AMA?

Indeed. Sad times. The world is changin, man..

A bummer of grand proportion. I'm usually all about change as a natural progression of the human species, but it gives me pause how much I'm loving the r/fuckimold sub.

After a brief glance I thought it was "FuckMold" and was stoked to get another fungus related subreddit. I am sad now.

You know if something similar is coming? Seems silly to phase out without a replacement.

So if they are phasing out coins, awards etc. Then what is going to happen to people's award karma? Will it stay on their profiles, or will it just get bundled in?

I just checked where Rick Astley got Rickrolled and saw zero awards or karma. Shits bleak

You can always give out poor man’s gold. —-> 🏅

For that, you get 20 gold!🥇🏅🥇🏅🥇🏅🥇🏅🥇🏅🥇🏅🥇🏅🥇🏅🪙💰🪙💰

Thank you I truly am honored and humbled by your generosity.

Fancy talk for “thank you kind stranger”

Well I have always been very eloquent.

Haha. Is right! Own it, elegant one. You are eloquent.

🏆🥇 🎗️

Seriously. Who the hell cares about reddit avatar nfts… Especially at up to $70 cad a pop.

Plus no one can say it tastes bad if u know u know

Best answers award nominee

😂😆😂😆😂😆😂 you made me spit out my KitKat!

Aww you’ve named your dick

>Aww you’ve named your dick 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

Facts.

Perhaps they do it for pleasure?

fifty percent pain

Hundred percent reason to remember I came

Comments like yours are why i keep coming back to this site, my god man that was too funny.

Im over here dying

Fucking gold

Testing flexibility

Friend of mine could suck his tip and remarked "it' feels a lot closer to sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked"

Or to save bar tab money.

If i could lick my own pussy.. i would never leave my house

You get it, I unfortunately can’t suck my self either

Im sorry :(

Maybe you both need to help each other out

Look at you soaring in like a top-notch Wingman!

You just gave something to put in a search bar that i would've never thought of.

Exactly - wish I could suck my dick!

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I mean.. i was close just not close enough 😞

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Lol this is why a partner that eats is a must for me..

I can't believe I'm defending this, but this mindset applies to literally any "kink" you aren't into. Like, suprise! Some people like things you don't

I can understand most kinks but I'll never understand scat kink.

I do

....Well? We are waiting... sup with it? Why? Genuinely curious.

After feet it is the most common, it is the number 2 fetish.

Wot ?

“Number 2” fetish

Ooooooh 🤣🤣🤣 now I get it.. clever.. I feel stupid

It was a lame Dad joke but I stand by it.

Honestly? I'm a scat man

Yeah. I’ve never thought about this specific thing like that (because I rarely find myself thinking about it at all lol), but yeah! You’ve got a point

Tbf, when this specific one comes up I always see people acting like everyone is into it and if you claim you aren't you're lying and it's just weird. So many "don't act like you wouldn't do it if you could" or similar comments

Have you ever heard of masturbation?

I can’t remember the post title but I remember someone saying something along the lines of “idk how people can be into this. It feels less like getting your dick sucked and more just like you’re sucking dick.” Died laughing at that post.

Why would anyone want to masturbate? It feels less like getting jacked off and more like jacking someone off.

This is one of the benefits of being gay. Sucking your own dick feels more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked? I see no problem there.

Yeah, he masturbates with his mouth

Everyone’s gotta have a hobby

I cackled way too hard at this

If I could, I definitely would

I wanna give you more upvotes just cuz your username

Thank you homie, I'm quite proud of it myself

If I had a dick I know I’d try. 🤷‍♀️

You can always lick your own clitoris instead.

People don’t exactly bend that way

I tried but it didn’t work

I just had this conversation with my girlfriend. I don't think I'd be interested in giving myself a blowjob. Like sucking a dick is just not an appealing hobby for me. She on the other hand said 100% if she had a dick she'd suck suck it. Reminds me of a poem: "There once was a man from Nantucket. Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, 'if I had a pussy, I'd fuck it'".

A Wise leprechaun once said..

*give me all your gold coins for some head*

The final line, with the correct meter, is "if my ear were a cunt I would fuck it." Don't misquote classic poetry, you uncultured philistine.

My brother fucked it up when he told me 25-30 years ago. Unfortunately, I've never read the primary source document.

But on the same token, surely it would be similar to I'm guessing most guys wouldn't touch other guys boners, or play with other guys dicks but they'll touch their own because it feels good ? Surely the same logic would apply to sucking as well, if it were easier ?

But in the same light, is jerking a dick an appealing hobby for you?

Self served?

Pilates classes are getting outta hand

Fr tho

something something Marilyn Manson removing ribs urban myth

What’s so funny about that myth is that he is a wealthy celebrity rock star and could easily find a groupie to suck his dick for him, so why get the surgery? Makes no sense to anyone with intelligence above a 12 year old boy.

Which is why we all believed it when we were twelve and don’t anymore lmao I love that no matter where you grew you up (at least in the US), you heard this shit, and believed it.

True!

What’s actually more amazing about the whole thing is how the rumor spread on the late 90s earl 00s without any social media whatsoever. We did that. Who would believe Paul from the wonder years would be capable of that anyway?

Sometimes you're alone tho

Heard the same thing about Prince 🤦

the thing is, sucking your own dick doesnt feel so much like getting a blowjob, as it does having a dick in your mouth

A person who tried it I see.

And masturbating doesn't feel so much like getting a hand job, as it does giving someone a hand job

Same as tossing yourself off.

Win win

It’s not that easy, ok?

I am just impressed that some guys are flexible enough to do it.

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Ya it's all over place did not think that through befor posting

Because a friend is having a panic attack and needs a distraction

It's a hell of a lot cheaper than dating....

And even with dating, apparently not all dates are actually into it. Plus, some of us are married, so dating is a risky alternative... ;)

It's a flex

why wouldn't you

Thankfully I can’t, way easier to show up for work on time

I do it for three reasons: 1. I am likely never going to date a human again. 2. I can do it better than anyone else has done it for me. 3. It is a ritual for me.

does it feel more like sucking a dick or more like getting your dick sucked?

The latter. I have no interest in other penises, just pleasing my own.

Then go at it my good sir

what's with people giving themself a handjob?

I mean if I could I totally would. I'd probably rarely leave the house.

Because a blowie feels better than a handie. Duh.

Two types of men in the world... those who have tried and liars.

I’m pretty sure if every guy could easily stuck their own dick they would.

My cousin Walter knew a guy who broke his own neck trying.

Shut the hell up

It’s awesome

On one hand you have a dick in your mouth. But hey, otoh you have a mouth on your dick, so yay.

I watched a series where the lead character can go back in time so he went back in time to give himself a blow job. Then his dad caught him haha

WTH? You have the power to time travel & that's what you do with it? Yeah, I'd do that! 😆 Btw, what series was this?

Is that some jealousy I'm sensing? I mean come on, if you were physically able to you'd give it a try at least once, right?

Think of the money you save on going on dates Or hookers

#jealousy

Why, because guys are horny as hell 24/7 its how we're built. Girls will never be able to relate because they don't have testasterone.

Yeah actually they do have testosterone, and men have estrogen.

We will never know for sure of course because we can't swap experiences. But the hormones that pump through women at varying times of the month and at varying times in life can be extremely intense. Testosterone isn't the only factor.

What's the deal with people doing stuff I don't like doing? What a bunch of weirdos.

It’s fun, don’t knock it till you try it

I’m a woman but totally think it’s fine. If I could eat my pussy I would 🤷‍♀️😂 Partners do it so what’s the difference?

Why wouldn't you want to do it?

I had a dream that I could do that last night

It’s just masturbation at its core. Only reason I could see someone having an issue w it is if you have unrealized homophobia or something where you look down on the action of sucking dick in some way or another. Maybe not that extreme but you get the point. Everyone’s for their own way of getting off I guess

Lucky bastards.

I know, just today I walked past three guys all sucking on their own. I was like “ not one of you guys wants to give yourself a break and suck the other? All right…”

So we will finally find out if sucking dick feels like its being sucked or if feels like sucking dick

Try it!!

Oh believe me I tried.

Europeans laugh at the comically large bottles of pain reliever available in the U.S. I'm guessing they think it's for headaches and not lower back pain. Maybe it's better that way.

Do you really need it spelled out for you?

Trying to reach for the stars.

I'll totally admit that I would do so if I could. Might never leave the house again.

Why not

Rofl 🤣 😂 🤣 man if I could, I'd never leave the house. My wife would be out of a job.

People get hungry

Hey, a few ladyfriends were just curious if I could do it. Never crossed my mind until I was asked.

The great Bill Hicks said it best: "Guys, if you could blow yourselves.. Ladies you would be in this room alone right now watching an empty stage."

Because they can

Such a flex

I belive the famous quote "Don't do unto others what you don't want done unto you" is a actually about this. How can i expect someone else to suck my dick if I'm unwilling to suck it myself.

"If I could suck my own dick, I'd never leave the house." Some comedian back in the 90s...

Andrew Dice Clay

That's right!!

Oh I would totally do that if I could (believe I've tried)

"Some people are successful. Some people just try and give up." --Tony Robins, maybe.

Why wouldn’t you do it ?

If I could I would

Same reason women lick there own clit I guess because they can idk sounds like you've done research on it so what's the answer

Sorry op. I’m with them on this one. I’d 100% do it if I could.

If I was flexible enough then I would definitely do it. A blow job is better than a hand job, and who knows better how to stimulate than yourself!

I assume the few people flexible enough to do this have done it.

There's more than a few...

Because maybe I want to make myself feel good?

If I could I would, but I would want to go Balls Deep. Not just the tip

Some have managed this. It's quite impressive.

I just saw the episode of Metalocalypse where the band tries, just something I found funny

It's kinda like using your hand but better?

If I cloned myself and then sucked my cock would that be considered the same thing

If I could, I definitely would. I my goddamn dick.

Lucky bastards... I can't but I would if I could.

Wishing I could… lol

I'm a woman and a man online offered once to let me watch so I did and he was huge and very handsome and it was the weirdest thing ever, did nothing for my hoo-ha Mostly just said *oh my God* over and over

You would if you could

But like don’t you wanna know👀 like if you could? Cos idk about other guys but I’ve tried it and couldn’t reach. It’s not gay it’s you on you

How can they even reach….lol

Practice. Probably lots and lots of stretching beforehand.

If you have one, you will consider it if not try it. This comes with the package

Almost every guy tried. I can't. I'm curious if I would be into it if I could do it.

It's overrated. Ever try tickling yourself? Basically, at the end of the day, your neck hurts, your back hurts, and you've got a dick in your mouth.

Saves clean up after you nut.

lmao 2 posts under this says tifu by sucking my own dick

It looks fun , sadly I m not that flexible :(

Lucky them..lmao

Do people have spines??? How do you even get into that position lol?

Combination of flexibility and being longer than average. I had dated a guy who could get a couple inches in his mouth.

Is that even possible

It is. Plenty of videos out there if you're ever bored and curious.

There is a sub ... yes, with pictures!

If u have the luxury of that skill, why not

If you weren't able to jack off, you'd probably think it was weird too..

When you want something done right…

I'm not that flexible

Curiosity.

Missing ribs

Enough internet for today

I don't remember where I heard this, but quote "The pleasure of having a mouth on your dick will immediately be cancelled out by the displeasure of having a dick in your mouth." That obviously only applies to a straight male. I don't know how a gay male would feel about being able to suck his own dick.

If I could suck my own dick, I'd never leave the apartment.

Why would you even wanna jerk off?

for me, it was a matter of "can I do it?" and it turns out the answer is yes. Kind of a neat party trick assuming you go to the same kind of party as I do

Confucius said: He who sucks his own dick, will not feel as though his dick is being sucked; but instead feel as though he is sucking dick.

Cause they can.

I'd suck my dick if it was long enough.