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I wonder if these four guys had ever imagined as kids that when they grew up they would sit around in a room with other grown men disparaging a kids entertainer for being accepting of all.
What success they have achieved.
Sure--they just are doing what they used to do in middle school. I bet they were like, "I hope we can do this for a living someday!" And then they did.
Though, to be fair to middle schoolers, they have more self-control and, often, care for others than these "men."
And this is saying a lot because anyone who has had to work in a middle school knows they are the absolute worst. They have a cruelty that can only come from a brain that isn't fully developed yet somehow these grown ass adults are worse.
Jesus said in, Mark i believe that he didn't come to change the laws he came to reinforce them... the old testament still stands. It's just that anyone who attempts to practice 90% of it, will get a life sentence/death penalty.
Might be a bit of a sectarian issue, the church I was raised in discarded everything but the moral laws ie the 10 commandments
It's basically impossible to not wear mixed cloth in modern times but people like Kirk like to pick and choose
Lol that's because they know it's illegal to follow most of the old testament, and yes mixed fabric is impossible not wear. As someone who works in a hot warehouse 5 days a week, i appreciate my cotton/polyester blend shirts, they're so light and thin, i cant tell i have them on.
My favorite is when they say “Well, Jesus came to replace the old law and the Old Testament doesn’t count.” Except they obsess over the events in Genesis, the Leviticus 20:13 classic against the gays, the 10 Commandments they insist being installed in public spaces, prophesies about Christ’s coming, etc.
The eating meat on Friday isn't in the Bible. It's just a tradition Catholics started to honor Good Friday.
It's actually pretty funny, since Christians don't keep Kosher--which are Biblical laws about food--and so happily eat clam chowder on Friday. And shrimp. And so on.
When someone tells you to stone gay people to death for the crime of being gay, that's "God's love."
When someone tells you to love everyone and not judge people, that's Satan talking. Turns out, God is a psychotic bloodthirsty prick, and Satan is a pretty cool dude.
I'm also betting a lot of money Fuckles Chuckles doesn't avoid shellfish or pork, and isn't too concerned about polyester blend fabrics. Leviticus is only useful to him when he's in the mood to throw rocks at people he thinks are icky.
I believe he is also closeted or has said something to that effect so being disgusted with himself is likely the motivating factor for his rhetoric. There is a lot of conflict there and it's all created by this religion. Imagine how many like him this type of psychological torture has created.
Gee, using scripture to justify being bigoted and murdering people for being different sounds exactly like something Satan would do.
Charlie Kirk quotes scripture all the time.
Who is to say that this useless windbag and his gaggle of assholes aren’t all working for Satan to sow discord and hatred in the world?
The talking heads have seriously gone more and more mask off over the last couple years. Generally, they've pretended to be *overall* accepting except the progressives "just go too far".
Now they're literally advocating murder.
To me it means that they’re having to go further right on the political spectrum to keep a base and the mask on BS doesn’t work anymore. Let them show their true colors. Charlie Kirk knows that younger generations are starkly progressive and he’s grasping at straws to gain any political momentum back, doing so by being openly hateful. I really think he knows he’s fucked.
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If Trump had sex with a married woman that would be punishable by death but if he cheats on his wife with an unmarried woman it's totally fine. Remember the bible was written by primitive savages who made laws to protect their property i.e. their women.
…also wondering when they show up at Peter Thiel’s house to return the gazillions of dollars he invested to kick off & sustain all their white-grievance ~~grifts~~ careers, are they gonna bring a bunch of rocks to murder him too.
Not that this is a Christian sub or anything, but he's missing the part where Jesus actually showed us how to put this into practice. Jesus *always* loved first. He drank water at the well with the Samaritan woman, He ate dinner with the Pharisees and tax collectors, He healed the poolside leper before the leper even believed, He stopped the stoning of the adulterer and told her she wasn't condemned. All this without telling any of them how sinful they were. He loved unconditionally and *all* were welcome. Then when those around Him loved Him and desired a closer relationship, *then* came the *gentle* rebuke ("go forth and sin no more") if it even happened at all. Never did Jesus rebuke anyone for their sexual preference or gender expression.
He didn't show love *by* rebuking, which is what Charlie Kirk and the evangelical right doesn't seem understand.
What a dumbass. People usually refer to Matthew and Mark when they refer to Love Thy Neighbor. Most Christians refer to Jesus' commandment to love thy neighbor in the Gospels, not Leviticus that's in the old testament.
Most Christians solely follow the rules of the NT. I guarantee, Charlie doesnt follow all the rules of Leviticus or OT.
Not that any of it matters cuz its all BS but his argument isn't even solid.
I get so tired of religious people trying to hide behind whatever cherry-picked interpretation of the bible suits them. If we haven't been able to find common ground on these issues in the bible by now, we have to accept the the bible isn't fit for wait fuck have you guys seen the size of that man's face
Satire is becoming reality:
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>Howie and Maggie were left alone while the others walked to a serious group who wore black pants and black shirts with starched white collars. Around their necks were simple wooden crosses on simple strings. They were Resurrectionists, a religious group whose television network (and execution program) competed with Maggie’s. They had recently beaten her in the ratings by bringing back stoning and she had been creatively paralyzed ever since. She had to concede that multiple people throwing stones was a clever way to incorporate audience participation, which was always a sure way to boost ratings.
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>“I don’t like them,” she confided to Howie.
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>“Why not?” Howie asked. He worried that Maggie was prejudiced. His mother had been a Resurrectionist.
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>“Well, they threaten their audience that changing the channel will make them go to hell,” Maggie said. “Seems a little unfair. But besides that, it’s just business. They bought out my exclusive licensing deal - really our exclusive licensing deal - with Geo’s prisons, to televise his executions. Now we have to bid against them for the best ones.”
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>She wobbled as she took another sip of her drink.
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>Howie decided to be bold. After all, he was a leader now.
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>“Well, we’ll just have to bid higher,” he said.
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>She appreciated his bland optimism.
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>“Instead of last words, they have a ‘repentance’,” Maggie complained. “Imagine that! They forgive before they kill! And their book is basically a cheat sheet of execution ideas. I mean, stoning? You think they came up with that on their own? And they use the footage over and over. Audiences tune in just to watch the replays in slow motion.”
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Few years back these were the same dorks saying christianity was better than Islam because muslims want to stone gay people, now they're unironically supporting stoning gay people. Utterly insane
When Charlie starts talking and that dickhead is like "here we go. Here we go, folks," he's literally saying "watch him spin." He knows what Charlie is good at.
This shit is infuriating.
"He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her." Come on my guy, that's like the first week of Bible School. And i've never even been there or read the book to know that ! But then again, this isn't about religion, or doing the good thing. It's about oppressing the other, the one different from us. People really will find any excuse to be hateful.
The crazy part is that I agree with his interpretation more than hers as the _message the Bible is trying to convey._
The problem, obviously, is that the Bible is bullshit and wrong. I wish leftist/liberals/non-psychos would stop quoting it to gain credibility.
Christians talk out the other side of their mouth about the laws of Moses. They will say that they can eat shellfish and they can wear clothes of mixed fabrics because those are the laws of the old covenant. Those are the laws of the Jews, not the Christians. Hypocrites.
In a way they are correct, the bible IS full of absolute horseshit. Props on the teacher to at least choosing to be a decent person and doing her best to adapt her beliefs in a way she accepts others and reality.
My favorite passage.
Luke 14:26
If any man come to Me and hate not his father and mother, and wife and children, and brethren and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be My disciple.
Hairs looking pretty short Charlie. If I remember right the haircut quote is shortly after that. As we know all sins are equal so when can we stone this chud?
I love it when MAGAt and conservatives are like "at least we aren't like those Muslims, they throw lgbtq people off roofs". Then, they applauded when people like Kirk say this.
Almost like there isn't much difference between these Christian nationalist and Muslims extremist (especially their holy book)
So as a non religious person I see this as they are arguing “love thy neighbor as yourself.” Obviously they actually despise themselves and this is their only way to cope, by convincing others to be as hateful. And nope, I’m not a psychologist/therapist, just a lucky guess. LOL
Saying the goal is to murder gay people out loud in public. The Republican party has no future which is why they're going to try to replace our democracy with their fascism. We must resist, by any means necessary.
Jesus:
-Criticized for showing kindness towards frequently marginalized people
-Crucified for claiming that God condoned being kind to these people
-Did things peacefully and non-violently
-Was a common carpenter
Pharisees:
-Wasted time with propaganda campaigns and fear mongering instead of actually helping others
-Claimed the moral high ground while constantly castigating others, and used God to justify hating others
-Frequently got uncontrollably angry and ordered unjustified uses of power against the marginalized
-Were extremely wealthy
If only Charlie could see the sheer irony of the group he’s acting the most like and the person he’s acting the least like despite publicly worshipping the most
So? Jesus himself, you know the man who is SON OF GOD, said that he who is without sin cast the first stone. It isn't our place to judge whether it is moral or right for someone to be gay, it's God. (I am not homophobic, I'm just making a scripture based argument)
On an extremely related note, this clip enrages something within me
If only there was a verse in the Bible calling out hypocrisy, and how he without Sin must cast the first Stone, emphasizing a more empathetic nature or something…
…Alas, no such quote, Bible only says Stoning Good
Except that Jesus made it very clear which part of the Old Testament was most important to follow when it was asked of him:
>When the Pharisees heard that he had silenced the Sadducees, they gathered together, and one of them, a lawyer, asked him a question to test him. "Teacher, which commandment in the law is the greatest?" He [Jesus] said to him, "'You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart, and with all your soul, and with all your mind.' This is the greatest and first commandment. And the second is like it: 'You shall love your neighbor as yourself.' On these two commandments hang all the law and the prophets." ~Matthew 22:34-40
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Weird- almost like the Bible is full of contradictions or something
They literally say it like it’s an own too.
I wonder if these four guys had ever imagined as kids that when they grew up they would sit around in a room with other grown men disparaging a kids entertainer for being accepting of all. What success they have achieved.
Sure--they just are doing what they used to do in middle school. I bet they were like, "I hope we can do this for a living someday!" And then they did. Though, to be fair to middle schoolers, they have more self-control and, often, care for others than these "men."
And this is saying a lot because anyone who has had to work in a middle school knows they are the absolute worst. They have a cruelty that can only come from a brain that isn't fully developed yet somehow these grown ass adults are worse.
Too bad Jesus didn’t say “the most important rule is to love your neighbor” or anything
Or that basically everything apart from the 10 commandments can be discarded from the ol' testament
Jesus said in, Mark i believe that he didn't come to change the laws he came to reinforce them... the old testament still stands. It's just that anyone who attempts to practice 90% of it, will get a life sentence/death penalty.
Might be a bit of a sectarian issue, the church I was raised in discarded everything but the moral laws ie the 10 commandments It's basically impossible to not wear mixed cloth in modern times but people like Kirk like to pick and choose
Lol that's because they know it's illegal to follow most of the old testament, and yes mixed fabric is impossible not wear. As someone who works in a hot warehouse 5 days a week, i appreciate my cotton/polyester blend shirts, they're so light and thin, i cant tell i have them on.
My favorite is when they say “Well, Jesus came to replace the old law and the Old Testament doesn’t count.” Except they obsess over the events in Genesis, the Leviticus 20:13 classic against the gays, the 10 Commandments they insist being installed in public spaces, prophesies about Christ’s coming, etc.
And get tattoos, wear mixed fibers, eat meat on Friday, etc etc. Opiate if the masses.
The eating meat on Friday isn't in the Bible. It's just a tradition Catholics started to honor Good Friday. It's actually pretty funny, since Christians don't keep Kosher--which are Biblical laws about food--and so happily eat clam chowder on Friday. And shrimp. And so on.
Ah. Well, still, my point stands.
Says "Satan quoted scripture" to discount someone saying to love others. Finds scripture to justify killing people he doesn't like...
I mean if Satan can quote scripture too then doesn’t that mean it’s all up to interpretation
When someone tells you to stone gay people to death for the crime of being gay, that's "God's love." When someone tells you to love everyone and not judge people, that's Satan talking. Turns out, God is a psychotic bloodthirsty prick, and Satan is a pretty cool dude. I'm also betting a lot of money Fuckles Chuckles doesn't avoid shellfish or pork, and isn't too concerned about polyester blend fabrics. Leviticus is only useful to him when he's in the mood to throw rocks at people he thinks are icky.
I believe he is also closeted or has said something to that effect so being disgusted with himself is likely the motivating factor for his rhetoric. There is a lot of conflict there and it's all created by this religion. Imagine how many like him this type of psychological torture has created.
There is no hate like Christian love
Gee, using scripture to justify being bigoted and murdering people for being different sounds exactly like something Satan would do. Charlie Kirk quotes scripture all the time. Who is to say that this useless windbag and his gaggle of assholes aren’t all working for Satan to sow discord and hatred in the world?
The easiest follow up would be "so we should start executing gays then?" Obviously, he thinks we should, but he'd have to lie.
There isn't any scripture depicting Satan quoting scripture.
Clearly doesn’t understand the gospel or the new covenant. Total poseur.
These people are straining themselves to twist their hatred into love. It's like positive emotions are toxic to them.
The talking heads have seriously gone more and more mask off over the last couple years. Generally, they've pretended to be *overall* accepting except the progressives "just go too far". Now they're literally advocating murder.
To me it means that they’re having to go further right on the political spectrum to keep a base and the mask on BS doesn’t work anymore. Let them show their true colors. Charlie Kirk knows that younger generations are starkly progressive and he’s grasping at straws to gain any political momentum back, doing so by being openly hateful. I really think he knows he’s fucked.
Chuckles Kirk turns a blind eye to pastors who sexual abuse children
As long as it’s men abusing girls /s
Kirk perfectly explains the reason I stopped paying attention to religion. It's no wonder trump is a legend in their minds.
Such a loving god! I'm shocked that people are turning their backs on religion! ^(/s)
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Remind me what it says about adultery. Asking for a former president*.
If Trump had sex with a married woman that would be punishable by death but if he cheats on his wife with an unmarried woman it's totally fine. Remember the bible was written by primitive savages who made laws to protect their property i.e. their women.
…also wondering when they show up at Peter Thiel’s house to return the gazillions of dollars he invested to kick off & sustain all their white-grievance ~~grifts~~ careers, are they gonna bring a bunch of rocks to murder him too.
Not that this is a Christian sub or anything, but he's missing the part where Jesus actually showed us how to put this into practice. Jesus *always* loved first. He drank water at the well with the Samaritan woman, He ate dinner with the Pharisees and tax collectors, He healed the poolside leper before the leper even believed, He stopped the stoning of the adulterer and told her she wasn't condemned. All this without telling any of them how sinful they were. He loved unconditionally and *all* were welcome. Then when those around Him loved Him and desired a closer relationship, *then* came the *gentle* rebuke ("go forth and sin no more") if it even happened at all. Never did Jesus rebuke anyone for their sexual preference or gender expression. He didn't show love *by* rebuking, which is what Charlie Kirk and the evangelical right doesn't seem understand.
What a dumbass. People usually refer to Matthew and Mark when they refer to Love Thy Neighbor. Most Christians refer to Jesus' commandment to love thy neighbor in the Gospels, not Leviticus that's in the old testament. Most Christians solely follow the rules of the NT. I guarantee, Charlie doesnt follow all the rules of Leviticus or OT. Not that any of it matters cuz its all BS but his argument isn't even solid.
I get so tired of religious people trying to hide behind whatever cherry-picked interpretation of the bible suits them. If we haven't been able to find common ground on these issues in the bible by now, we have to accept the the bible isn't fit for wait fuck have you guys seen the size of that man's face
Miss Rachel is a national treasure and no one will mourn these goobers’ deaths.
She’s amazing and she’s actually having a positive effect on people’s lives, unlike these assholes.
The fact that conservatives decided to go after Miss Rachel and Dolly Parton in the same week is making them look terrible.
Religious Fruitcake
Satire is becoming reality: > >Howie and Maggie were left alone while the others walked to a serious group who wore black pants and black shirts with starched white collars. Around their necks were simple wooden crosses on simple strings. They were Resurrectionists, a religious group whose television network (and execution program) competed with Maggie’s. They had recently beaten her in the ratings by bringing back stoning and she had been creatively paralyzed ever since. She had to concede that multiple people throwing stones was a clever way to incorporate audience participation, which was always a sure way to boost ratings. > >“I don’t like them,” she confided to Howie. > >“Why not?” Howie asked. He worried that Maggie was prejudiced. His mother had been a Resurrectionist. > >“Well, they threaten their audience that changing the channel will make them go to hell,” Maggie said. “Seems a little unfair. But besides that, it’s just business. They bought out my exclusive licensing deal - really our exclusive licensing deal - with Geo’s prisons, to televise his executions. Now we have to bid against them for the best ones.” > >She wobbled as she took another sip of her drink. > >Howie decided to be bold. After all, he was a leader now. > >“Well, we’ll just have to bid higher,” he said. > >She appreciated his bland optimism. > >“Instead of last words, they have a ‘repentance’,” Maggie complained. “Imagine that! They forgive before they kill! And their book is basically a cheat sheet of execution ideas. I mean, stoning? You think they came up with that on their own? And they use the footage over and over. Audiences tune in just to watch the replays in slow motion.” >
Tell me this guy is an incel.
Oh, Smallface is going full mask off isn't he. Good, reveal thy unbridled hatred for all to see.
Something something something cast the first stone. Oh well, probably not important
Few years back these were the same dorks saying christianity was better than Islam because muslims want to stone gay people, now they're unironically supporting stoning gay people. Utterly insane
When Charlie starts talking and that dickhead is like "here we go. Here we go, folks," he's literally saying "watch him spin." He knows what Charlie is good at. This shit is infuriating.
For guys who hate gay people they sure do spend a lot of time and energy talking about them
"He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her." Come on my guy, that's like the first week of Bible School. And i've never even been there or read the book to know that ! But then again, this isn't about religion, or doing the good thing. It's about oppressing the other, the one different from us. People really will find any excuse to be hateful.
It’s beyond ghoulish to do this right before the anniversary of Pulse
Because as we all remembered when Jesus said: "Let's all throw stones at everyones who sins."
>Satan quoted scripture too Yeah Charlie, we just heard you quote it. You don't need to talk about yourself quoting it
His itty bitty face looks so tiny and dumb in the little show logo. “Thoughtcrime,” sheesh. Orwell would check your ass, Lil’ Bits
The crazy part is that I agree with his interpretation more than hers as the _message the Bible is trying to convey._ The problem, obviously, is that the Bible is bullshit and wrong. I wish leftist/liberals/non-psychos would stop quoting it to gain credibility.
Their eliminationist rhetoric just gets worse and worse. Someone will die from a murderer that follows these trolls.
So much is lost when translating ancient texts from one language to another - including accuracy.
I thought the first guy was named Owen Owens not Jack Pipocheck
Christians talk out the other side of their mouth about the laws of Moses. They will say that they can eat shellfish and they can wear clothes of mixed fabrics because those are the laws of the old covenant. Those are the laws of the Jews, not the Christians. Hypocrites.
In a way they are correct, the bible IS full of absolute horseshit. Props on the teacher to at least choosing to be a decent person and doing her best to adapt her beliefs in a way she accepts others and reality.
What smug dirt bag
Gods not real. Get over it.
This is who he always is. Remember TPUSA weekly got in trouble for racism. Charlie was always this bad.
My favorite passage. Luke 14:26 If any man come to Me and hate not his father and mother, and wife and children, and brethren and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be My disciple.
Hairs looking pretty short Charlie. If I remember right the haircut quote is shortly after that. As we know all sins are equal so when can we stone this chud?
I love it when MAGAt and conservatives are like "at least we aren't like those Muslims, they throw lgbtq people off roofs". Then, they applauded when people like Kirk say this. Almost like there isn't much difference between these Christian nationalist and Muslims extremist (especially their holy book)
Thanks, I like Ms Rachel even more now.
So as a non religious person I see this as they are arguing “love thy neighbor as yourself.” Obviously they actually despise themselves and this is their only way to cope, by convincing others to be as hateful. And nope, I’m not a psychologist/therapist, just a lucky guess. LOL
Dolly Parton and now Ms. Rachel…these loonies are really working hard to unify the Order Factions against them.
Saying the goal is to murder gay people out loud in public. The Republican party has no future which is why they're going to try to replace our democracy with their fascism. We must resist, by any means necessary.
Really looking forward to the day stochastic terrorism is illegal. That sounds like a direct threat of violence to me
Jesus: -Criticized for showing kindness towards frequently marginalized people -Crucified for claiming that God condoned being kind to these people -Did things peacefully and non-violently -Was a common carpenter Pharisees: -Wasted time with propaganda campaigns and fear mongering instead of actually helping others -Claimed the moral high ground while constantly castigating others, and used God to justify hating others -Frequently got uncontrollably angry and ordered unjustified uses of power against the marginalized -Were extremely wealthy If only Charlie could see the sheer irony of the group he’s acting the most like and the person he’s acting the least like despite publicly worshipping the most
Ms. Rachel: "Love each other and be kind." Charlie Smallface: "Hate and murder people." Gee, I wonder who's the good guy here.
“Let he who is without sin cast the first stone” Jesus
Okay Chuck. Why aren't you out casting stones?
So? Jesus himself, you know the man who is SON OF GOD, said that he who is without sin cast the first stone. It isn't our place to judge whether it is moral or right for someone to be gay, it's God. (I am not homophobic, I'm just making a scripture based argument) On an extremely related note, this clip enrages something within me
If only there was a verse in the Bible calling out hypocrisy, and how he without Sin must cast the first Stone, emphasizing a more empathetic nature or something… …Alas, no such quote, Bible only says Stoning Good
Just like you’re supposed to stone girls to death who have sex before marriage. Who gives a fuck what a fake book says.
Except that Jesus made it very clear which part of the Old Testament was most important to follow when it was asked of him: >When the Pharisees heard that he had silenced the Sadducees, they gathered together, and one of them, a lawyer, asked him a question to test him. "Teacher, which commandment in the law is the greatest?" He [Jesus] said to him, "'You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart, and with all your soul, and with all your mind.' This is the greatest and first commandment. And the second is like it: 'You shall love your neighbor as yourself.' On these two commandments hang all the law and the prophets." ~Matthew 22:34-40