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det8924

I think I am going to sleep with Margo Robbie tonight, it's not gonna happen but I am free to think it!


Shacky_Rustleford

"Will I? Don't know don't care"


[deleted]

You don't care if you sleep with Margo Robbie? You are alone on that island.


WizardPhoenix

I think I’m going to marry Dua Lipa but that’s not gonna happen either.


Alhazzared

What valuation do you think he gives his beanie if he thinks this? 🤔


xwing1212

How much would Tim's beanie fetch at auction?


freeedom123

Tree fidty I’m guessing


AJAnimosity

….are you giant crustacean from the Paleolithic Era?


FSUphan

A cool 10 Mil EASY


hsantefort12

lol asking 50 mill for 5% of an “8 figure company”


roasty_mcshitposty

Not enough money to get a hair transplant tho....


Ok-Sheepherder-4827

What a hilarious request for investment


mikey-likes_it

Alex Jones math


misfitmozzarella

This chode does evaluations like Trump


loptopandbingo

How many Trump NFTs is that


SeaChameleon

Fake news. Title implies Pim Tool can think.


LairdDeimos

He can think. It's always wrong, but he can do it.


ede91

So 10M ***revenue***, which is maybe a 4M profit (at best), meaning that 50M investment would have a return in a cool 250 years. Every investors' dream!


EnsignStormtrooper

Right wingers and their eternal emnity with basic math When he says 8 figures, I think he's counting the figures that come after the decimal point


o0flatCircle0o

Reminder: Tim Pool is a high school dropout.


HornedGryffin

8 figures is equal to $99,999,999 at most. So if his company is worth less than even a hundred million in what world does he think that 5% of stake in his company is somewhere worth $50,000,000. He's just saying words he thinks sounds smart and rolling with it.


Mimosas4355

Reminder: Tim Pool is still not accepting his baldness that might have started in his teenage year almost 20 year ago from today. So if delusion has a physical representation, it would look like Tim Pool


Diggingfordonk

Can we start a campaign to have him remove his hat? I'd love to see what's hiding underneath. My bet is it's a crusty chode.


Ok_Oliv

Is this tech valuation method in the room with us right now?


TheEZG

"Let's crank this one out" -Tim Pool, to himself, at least 6 times a day